zaichunriliuzhidebixia，songtangnalanchechengweileyimingbeizhudingyaoyumingyunkangzhengdeyingxiong。tamianduizheyigemoshengerweixiandeshijie，xuyaoyongqihezhihuilaizhanshengxieeshili。zheibuchuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuoronghelemaoxian、qihuanheaiqingyuansu，daijiduzhewujindejingxihegandong。nalanchezhangtuiyishen，qingqingtiletitadexiaotui，“xingxing。”songtangcishihaizaizuomeng，menglinalanchetingzhecuimianqubenlaiyijinganjingxialai，guaidexianggebaobao。kezhuan……jiangrangniyubabuneng，yinfaneixindeshensi。
nalanchekanzhezhuoshangdewanshan，meijiancudenengjiasicangying。zhoushenyingraodelengqisiyaojiebing。
zhaodehaiguizaidishangdouledou，caicebixiayidingshibuyuezuorizhishiweiyoujieguo，mashangfuzhixinling，binggaodao。
“bixia，zuorixiaduderen，nucaiyijingchachulaile，shiyushanfangdexiaodengzi。zheijiannudangchangyaoshezijin，weizuizisha。”
nalanchebushenzaiyi，meijiandechuanziweijiandanhua。
zhaodehaicashietoulenghan，bixiadaodizaixiangshenme？tadeganjincaichulai，burantaijianzongguandeweizhibubao。
takanbixiadingzhezhuozishangdecaipin，yushixiaoshengshitan，“bixia，shijinricaisebumanyima？”
zheixiecaiyijingyouxiaotaijianshiguodu，doushianquande。erqiehaiyoubixiaaichidehongshaorou，buzhiyubumanyiba。
nalanchemeiyoushuohua，zhishizhoushenlengyijiaju。
zhaodehaituranxiangqizuowanbixiapotianhuangdeyiyehanshui，jinrikanzheqisehaolebushao，zuiguanjiandeshidaowanshanshifen，rengweishayiren。
他都有些不习惯呢！
zuotianxiaosongziyebuzhishizenmeshouyede，jingnengrangbixiarumian……
等等！
小宋子！
tasihuzhuazhuleshenmeguanjianxinxi。
“bixia，jinwanshouyedexiaotaijian，nucaianpaidehaishixiaosongzi。tachiwanwanshanjiuhuilaishangzhi。”
zhaodehaiweiweitaitou，toutouguanchazhenalanchedebiaoqing，kandaoneishujiedemeitou，xinzhonganjiaoyiju：guoran。
songtangshibeizhaozongguantiliudaohuangdiqingongde。
kantahuojihuoliaodeyangzi，songtanghaiyiweichuleshenmedashi，yilianjinzhang。
“zhaozongguan，weiyanggongchushile？”haishihuangdichushi？
houbanjutabuganshuo，wanyibeikoushangzuzhoubixiadezuiming，takedanbuqi。
zhaozongguandetaidujizhuan，cixiangdikanzhesongtang，lianshengyindoumeiyouguoquneibanjianrui，“jinyehaishiyounisihoubixiaanqin。”
他这话怪暧昧的～
伺候？
哪种伺候？
shiduanchadaoshui，haishilingwaijiaqiandeneizhong？
tadaoshitingyuanyide，bijingbixiabudanshitadegonglveduixiang，kanzhejiuhenxing！
songtangxiaoxixidishuo：“ngna！nucaizhidaole！”
nalanchemuyuwan，xingzhiqingongmenkou，jiukanjiansongtangzhengguaiguaidihouzhe。
“bixia，ninqingjin！”songtangbangtabamendakai，wanyaoceshenzuolegeqingdedongzuo。
nalancheshuaileshuaiqinyikuandadexiuzi，sichoucaizhideyijiaofuguosongtangdeshouzhi，yangyangde，haidaizheqingshuangdeweidao。
nalanchechuitoukanta，yandibingliangyipian，“nizuorichangdegequjiaoshenmemingzi，zhencongweitingguo。”
songtangzhazhewugudedayanjing，“jiaobaobei。”
nalancheyouwen：“baobeishishenmeyisi？”
baobeishihaodaerdeyisi！
songtangdangranbunengzheimeshuo，chufeitaxiangsi。
tazhuomolebantian，xiaoxinyiyidikaikou，“baobeijiushiquandaqizuizhenguizuizhongyaoderen。”
拍马屁谁还不会呢！
“zhengui……zhongyao……”nalanchezhongfuzhezheilianggeciyu，dichuidiyanzhongjianjianshengtengqishayi，rangyuanbenhailehezhedengzhebeibiaoyangdemouren，shunjianruanxiaqu。
tuigenzheruanxiaqu，songtangzhijieguile，“bixia，nucaideyisishi，ninjiushinucaitoudingdelantian，zhigaowushang；ninjiushineitiankongzhongdetaiyang，yaoyanduomu。nucaiduinindechongbai，rutongneitaotaojiangshuilianmianbujue……”（cichushenglve500zi）
不是呀！这不对吧！
mapipaizaimatuishang？bixiabuaitingfengchengdehua？
nalancheluchuyigejifengdixiao，xiaoyibudayandi，“nitinghuiyongbiyu，biwujiangzouzheshangdejuzi，youmeideduo。”
takebuma！tadeyuwenkeyizhishiquanbandiyi，zuowencicifanwen，zhishijinrudaxuehoufengbi，yishishengshu。
gangcaidehuazhiyoutaxiaoxuedeshuiping。jitaxiexushijian，tahainengxiedegengyoumei，gengfengcheng。
“bixia，zheishinucaideyouganerfa，youxinerfa，meiyoujiqiao，quanshiganqing，shinucaiduibixiadeyangwangyuzhongcheng。”
songtangzhengzheshuiwangwangdedayanjing，yizhayizha，haoxiangzaishuo“kuaikanwoyanzhongdeqingganbaifenbaizhen”。
nalancheanleanmeixin，sihushibeitadeguozaofanzhele，lengzheshengshuo，“qilaiba！”lianshangshayijinshusanqu。
shiceyouxiao，meirenbuaibeikuajiang。
yihoudeduokuabixia，tadeshengcunjilvhainengtigaobushao。
shuodaoshengcun！budeburangsongtangxiangdaoneiweiguojiyouren。jiguowangjiangyiqianduogegushidemeilinvzi。
ruguotajiejianyixiaduifangdesilu，batingguodetonghuagushijinalanchejiangyijiang，wanyitashengchuqidai，huibuhuiruneibaozaoguowangyiyangaishangjianggushidenvzi。
试试就逝世……
不对，试试就试试！
cishi，nalancheyijingtangzaichuangshang，touyoukaishiyinyinzuotong，tashengyinliangsousoude，“kaishiba！”
“bixia，changcuimianquzhiqian，nucaijininjiangyigegushiba。”songtangshengyinqinghuan，daizhenengfupingfanzaodeliliang，congshazhangwaichuanlai。
tabudengchuangshangderenhuida，ziguzijiangqilai，“henjiuhenjiuyiqian……”
henjingdiandekaichangbai，songtangshengyinzhongdaizheqianqiandexiaoyi，“youyigemeilidegongzhu，tajiaotangtang。tademuqinbuxingqushi，tadefuhuanghenkuaiyouquleyigexinhuanghou。keshi……”
weilegouqinalanchedexingqu，songtangguyidunledun，“xinhuanghoudujitangtanggongzhudemeimao，bataganchulehuanggong，xiangjiangtashasi……”
nalanchecurandaduan：“yuqidengzhebeisha，buruxianfazhiren，baxinhuanghoushale！”
“bunengsha……”shaletonghuahaizenmejixuxiaqu？biedaluantadejiezou，buxingma？
songtangjujinghuishen，buweisuorao，“houlaitangtanggongzhuquleyigesenlin，yudaoleqigexiaoairen，xiaoairenjiantakelian，bianshouliuleta，rangtazhuzaitamendejia。”
nalancheyoushuo：“nannvqisuibutongxi，gengbunenggongchuyishi，chenghetitong？”
dalao，neishiguowai，renmendesixiangbijiaokaifang！
songtangbuguantadetucao，jianchiyaobagushijiangwan，“xinhuanghouweizhuangchenglaonainai，zhaodaoxiaoairenjiali，jiduzizaijiadetangtanggongzhuyigedupingguo，gongzhuchileyikouhouzhongduhunmi。”
mourenzaicipingjia，“moshengrenjidedongxitayeganchi，tabusisheisi！”
songtanggezheshazhangdenglemourenyiyan，zaijiezaili，“houlaixiaoairenbagongzhufangjinshuijingguan，ganghaolaileyigeqibaimadewangzi，takanjianmeilidegongzhu，yijianzhongqing，meirenzhuwenletayikou……”
“ruciqingfudenanzi，jiandiyimianjiuwunvziqingbai，jianzhishiwangdushengxianshu，xinzhongwuyisiliyilianchi。yejiushizaigushizhong，yaoshizaizhenmianqian，bishazhi……”
shashasha，meitianjiuzhidaosharen！
songtangbilezui，chenmo……
“结束了？”
“meiyou，danshinucaibuxiangjiangle。”
“zhenminglingnijiangwanta，zhenzuitaoyanyoushiwuzhong，bunengjianchideren，zhenwangwanghuishadiao……”nalanchedeshengyinyinleng，fangfoxiayimiaodaojiuhuihuaguosongtangdebozi。
songtangsuolesuobozi，jixudao“zheishi，qijifasheng，tangtanggongzhuxingleguolai，yeaishanglewangzi，zuihouliangrenguoshanglexingfudeshenghuo！”
“xinhuanghoumeisha，choumeibao，heqingfudenanzizaiyiqi，nengxingfu？”
“bixia，youmeiyoukenengzheishiyigeaiqinggushi，erbushiyigefuchougushi？”songtangqieqieditixing。
yefengchuiguo，bafangjianneizhuhuochuideyaoyebuding，chuangbiandeqingshayegenzhefeiyangqilai，turandejingmirangrenxinshengjuyi。
songtangkanleyiyanchuangwaideyekong，wuyuewuxing，zhiyouchuantangfengbuzhipijuan。
liangjiu，nanrenlengchendesangyinchuanchu，zhidiyousheng，“qingqingaiaihaowuyiyi，youchoubibaocaishirenshengxintiao。”
songtangturanjuedeyouxieleng，buguanshifenghaishinanrendehua，doujiazazhelengyi。
mingxian，zheigefangfaduiyubaojunyidianzuoyongmeiyou，bingbunengzengjiatashengcunjilv，zhihuirangbaojunchengweidaqishoujietaigangguanjun。
erqietaduiqingaidetaiduyehenkangju，gonglvenanduzhixianshangsheng。zheishidesongtangbudebuzhengshizheigewenti，zuochugengjiaxiangxidegonglvejihua。
renwujianju，tahaixunulixiangqian！
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