大启皇宫，内务府。
“nimenjirulegong，jiuhaohaodangcha，sihouhaozhuzishinimendebenfen，ruoshigantoulanshuahua，xiuguaizanjiabukeqi。”
taijianzongguanzhaodehaiyishouzhizhefuchen，yishouqiaozhelanhuazhi，zhizhezhanmanlangxiadexiaotaijianmen，jianxicierdeshengyin，xiangjileqichebeizhuiweiluntaihuaguolumian。
songtangchuizhetou，heyizhongxiaotaijian，zhanzaizhiredeyangguangxia，ruanchunyiyangtingzhetaijianzongguandexunhua。
haoreya！zheideyou38duba。
songtangzaixinlinumayisheng，wanedegouxitong。
tashizuotianxiawuchuanguolaide，laideshihourenzhengtangzai**taishang，pangbianbaizheyipaigezhongchicundedaozi，yiminglaotaijianzhengzaicashixingju，cixiangdikanzheta。
“huiquzijishangdianyao，jitianjiuhaole。meiyougenjiumeiyoufannao，haohaozaigonglidangzhi。”
tabupafannao，mafanbagenhaihuilai！！！
laotaijianshoushihaoyiqie，saoletayiyan，kantajiangyingdetangzhe，meiyouqishendeyisi，daizheyihuo，chenyinpianke，liuxiayiju，“zaodianhuisijianyuan”，biantouyebuhuidelikai。
songtangliuxia“aimodayuxinsi”zhilei。
chuanshenmebuhao，chuanchengtaijian，danfanlaidezaoyidian，tahaikeyixiangbanfafenliyibo，xianzaimuyichengzhou，tahaihungedanya！
songtangzuowei21shijijieshouguogaodengjiaoyudetianmeixiaobaihua，ganshangshidairechao，yichaochuanyue，bushuojigehuanghou，wangfeideshenfen，zhishaojitayigegongnvdequqiaoba。
不男不女的太监？
daiyuzanghua，tazangsiqudegen......
泪如泉涌！
【dididi.....】
【suzhu，woshinidezhuanshuxitong——wuxianjinshouzhixitong.......”(cichushenglve800ziziwojieshao)】
songtangyanleisusuluoxia，sihaomeiyouyaolitadeyisi。
【suzhu，nitingdaowoshuohuama？】
心无旁骛，继续哭！
【suzhu，nizaikushenmeni？】
songtangyaoyaqiechi，【gouxitong，nizenmebudengwosizhihouzailai，nizhidaojiuzaigangcai，wobeigalenanrenrongyaoma？】
xitongyiliankanshenjingzhidebiaoqing，shengyinzhourantigaobadu，【suzhu，nishinvzi，nalaidenanrenrongyao？】
黑人问号脸！
【woshinvzi？】songtangdeyanleiguazaiyankuang，yudiaobudiao。taxunsutaishoumole**qianqifu，zhangshuyikouqi。
还好，还在！
【shide。nichuanyuedao《gonglvebaojun，xiaotaijianzaihuanggongdangchongfei》dexiaoshuozhong，gangcaineigelaotaijianshoulenideyinzi，doushizuoyangzide。】
nanguaitagangcaideyanshenchongmanciai，yuanlaishikanjinzhu。
suihou，yishidaoshenme，songtangfanlegebaiyan，zuozhenaozishibeigoukenleba，sheihaorenxiezheiyangdeshu？kuayueleshenfen，kuayuelexingbie，jiuchakuayuewuzhong。
songtangzaixinlifengkuangtucao，xitongtingbujian，haizaizhuanzhudefaburenwu。
【suzhuderenwushichengweibaojunchongfei，chongguanliugong，shijianxianzhisangeyue。】
【sangeyue？renwuchenggonghuizenmeyang，buchenggongyouruhe？】
【chenggong，suzhukeyihuidaozijiyuanlaideshijie，jiangliyiyixianjin。ruoshishibai……woheniyiqibeimosha。】
一亿！！！
songtangzuomengdoubuganzheimemeng。zheimeduoqianwanyitasiqianhaimeihuawankezenmebanni？
好愁呀~
jianqian，pei，jianrenwuyankaidesongtang，qingleqingsangzi，haozhengyixiadao。
【tongzi，moshashibukenengmoshade。jiekeshikanguoyiqianbengongdouxiaoshuodezishenduzhe，baochenggongde，xiaoxiaobaojun，woshounabaqia。ei，nigangcaishuonishishenmexitong？】
【wuxianjinshouzhixitong，suzhukeyitongguozhuanpan，huodejinshouzhi，meigejinshouzhishixiaoshiri。】
huabi，songtangdeyanqianjiuchuxianyikuaixunidedianzipingmu，shangmianshiyigedazhuanpan，mimimamadexiezhegezhongjinshouzhi：shangcheng，kongjian，shenyi......
xiandianweikuai，songtangpobujidaianxiazhongjiandeanniu，zhuanpankaishifeisuxuanzhuanqilai，yifenzhongzhihou，pingmushangchuxianle“tianfuduihuan”zheisigezi。
接着屏幕上又出现。
美貌
智商
体质
情商
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【qitawodoukeyilijie，zheige**shi？】songtangyihuodexingmoujinjindingzhepingmushangzuihouyigeanniu。
【jiushitisheng**jishude，suzhuhenxuyao，yinweibaojunyouquexian.....】
songtangshenchuyizhishouzhang，daduanxitongdehua，tiaoletiaomei，yanzhongshanshuozhe“wodongwodong”，wuxuduoyan。
xitongliuhan，taquedingdong？tahaixiangshuo：baojunyoutoutongzheng，haibanyoushimianzheng，shuangzhengjiajizhixia，piqibaonve，budanshisha，haiyinanpaxing。
danshi，songtangyilianqingsong，zixinmanman。
xitongxinxiang，zijiyunqizhenhao，gangchuchangbianyudaoyigechaoqiangsuzhu，neitajinnianniandidenianzhongjiangbushi……nadaoshouruan！
buganxiang，niandidetahuiyouduokuaile。
zaixitongtouxiaodeyimiaoli，songtangjiuba10gejifenquandoujiazaimeimaoshang。
【……】
xitongzuijiaochoulechou，yizhongbuhaodeyuganxilai。
【suzhu，nizenmexuanlemeimao？】
【shisexingye，haokandepinangshichenggongdejishi，tongzi，xinwo，deyongsheng。】
songtangzhalezhayan，xiaorongzaitianmeidelianshangzhankai，queshirangrenyanqianyiliang。
......
shixianlahuidaoxiaotaijianxunhua，songtangkuaiyaobeilierironghuashi，zhaodehaizhongyushouhuitadelanhuazhi，ditouduipangbiandedataijiansungonggongshuo，“rangneiwufujiezhezhaotaijian。”
bushi，taijianzheimequema？
songtangzheipiganglai，douhaimeianpaigongzuo，jiuzaizhaoxiayipi。
meirenhuidasongtangdeyiwen。
cishi，sungonggongdahanyisheng，cierdeshengyinhuapotianji，bapangbiansongshuzhiyashangchengliangdexiquehede，pulengzhechibangfeizou。
“都抬起头来。”
sungonggonghanwan，youyiliantaohaodiduizhaodehaishuo，“gandie，ninkanzhetiaoba。”
nuyanbixideyangzi，kanzhegongjing，qishihoucaoyadouyaojinle。
sungonggongnengzuodaodataijianzheigeweizhi，doushizhaodehaiyishoutibade，danshitayexinbuxiao，zuijinjizhezaibixiamianqianqiubiaoxian，beizhaodehaizhidaole，liangrenguanxiyanjianzhemeiyouguoquhexie。
“ng。”zhaodehaibukuishitaijianzongguan，wenrulaogou，duisungonggongtaiduyiruwangchang，zhiyouyanjiaodelengyixieluzhetadebuman。
muguangluozaixiamianzhanzhedeyibaiduogexinxianxiaotaijianlianshang，jiaobucongdiyipaiyigeyigetiaoxuanzhe。
zuijinbixia，piqiyuefananyizhuomole，weiyanggongsihoudexiaotaijiandoukuaishaganjingle，suoyijixubuchongyipirenjinqu。
danshixuanzenyangdexiaotaijianni，zhaodehaifanlenan。tinghuade?jilingde？haishishenbanyingkangkande？
zhaodehaituranxiangdaoshangyigebeishadiaodexiaolinzi，bixiashuoshenmelaizhe？
“taichoule，wulezhendeyanjing，shadiaoba！”
daanfushangshuimian，yaoxuanzhangxiangqingjunde，rangbixiakanlexinshenghuanxicaixing。
xinzhongyouledaan，xuanrenbiandejiandanhenduo。
“nijiaoshenme？”zhaodehaikanzheyanqiandesongtang，pifubaixi，wuguanjingzhixiaoqiao，poyouzhong“chuyunierburan，zhuoerbuyao”deweidao。zaiyiduixiaotaijianzhizhong，yanranhelijiqun。
“zhaozongguan，wo.....nucaijiaoxiaosongzi。”songtangxiaozhehuida，haigonglegongshou，yilianguaiqiao。
zhaodehaidiandiantou，haisuanjiling。
“jiuniba。”tayousuishoudianlejigexiaotaijian。
“nimengenzanjiaquweiyanggongsihou。”
beidianmingdexiaotaijiangegeliansecangbai，shentidoudexiangdelepajinsenside。
songtangzheicaisiyousuogan，mangwenxitong，【tongzi，tamendoushenme？weiyanggongshishenmedifang？zheimekepa。】
【shihuangdizhudedifang。huangditoutongzhengyuelaiyueyanzhong，baonushisha，weiyanggongdexiaotaijiandousileyida，tamennengbupama？】
【wo*，niyemeishuohuangditazheimeaisharenya？】
【woxiangshuolaizhe，nishuonidong。】
tadong？tahaiyiweishimoufangmiandequexian。jieguoshiaisharenwan，zheisheiwandeguotaya？
【suoyiwoshuole**jinengyouyong，nipianyaoxuanmeimao。】
【youchehui，zhongxuandejihuima？tongzi。】
【meiyou，danshizheishitian，meitianwanshangdoufenfashijifen，yigongshiyibaijifen，suzhuyaoshensishulvhou，zaixuanze。】
songtangzaixinlianmayishengyaoshou，yejiarulesesefadoudeduiwu。
“zouba，haizaidengshenme？”zhaodehaijianxideshengyinyourumoyinchuaner。
“shi。”shenhoudexiaotaijianmenrushangxingchang。