《beijiarenpaoqihou,dinvtashafengle》shiyunxiaoxichuangzuodeyibuyinrenrushengdegudaiyanqingxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaoxiaotaishipeihengzhenermianlinzhetiaozhanyukunjing,tongguoyongqihezhihuizhaodaolejiejuewentidefangfa。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqishengdongdemiaoxiehezhenshideqingganrangduzheshenshougandong。ranhouyigunziqiaozaipeihouyedejianbangshang,liqizhida,rangtazhijieyigeliangqiangdiezuozaidishang。「rangnimennajiahuodangwoyanglezheimeduonian,rangnimenzhidaowodexialuoque……。
woshihoufudiushiduoniandedinv,houfuzhaodaowoshi,wozhengzaijiebianmaiyangzatang。houfuxiangrangwotiyangnv,
jiajineiweihuohaiguowushushaonvdexiaolaotaishi。wotongyile,yinweiwohaiyouyigeshenfen,gongzhonganweizhishou,
huangdizhengzhunbeishoushixiaotaishi。qiahaowoxujiumeisharenfanghuole,shouyang。zheibushikeshuiyudaoledizhentoude?
xinhunye,woyongyibaxiaodaoyanleneixiaotaishi……01.huangdicengshuowoyoushihouxiangshiyizhifenggou,
jiulianlubiandeshitoudouyaoyaoshangyikou。tashuodebudui,cikezhengananjingjingdizhanzaijiebian,
zhuzheyangsaoweishizudeyiguoyangzatang,bingqiexiaozhejiaomai:「yangzatang,wugetongbanyiwan。」
wohenxiangshouqinshouzaishagaoyang,zaijiangtadeneizangtaochulaiaotangdeguocheng,neimanwuzidexuexingqiheyangsaowei,
jiaowoxinkuangshenyi。yougekerenzuoxiaheleliangkouhoubiaoshi:「zheiyangtangweidaozhenchong,
nizenmeyebuduofangdianxiangliaoyayiya?zheishijirenchidedongxima?quanshiyangza,roule?」
woshuliandimolemoxiukoulideduandao,yebuqi,zhishixiangdongshou:「wugetongbanhaixiangchiyangrou?
wokannishilaizhaochade!」neirenpaizhuoerqi,xiaozhangjile:「nizheigeshijingpofu,jianzhicubibukan,
bizhenerchayuanle!」lingyigefurenanfudipailepaitadeshoushuo:「haole,niyezhidaotaliuluominjianshijizai,
cubixiezaisuonanmian,huiquhou,womingrenhaohao**tayifanjike。」wohuiguotou,
zheicaizhuyidaotamenliangdechuanzhe,neifurensanshiyoubalaisuifengyunyoucun,chuanzhegunjinbiandeaoqun,shigeguanjuan,
pinjihaibudi。neinanziqiaozheershichutou,meiyanjueqiang,pifu**,yishenjinduan,shiguanyuanzidi。
tamenerrenjianwowangguolai,neinanzishishebandikaikou:「nimeiyoutingcuo,
nishiwomenjialiuluozaiwaiduoniandenver,jinribiangenwomenguijiaquba!huiquhou,
haohaoxiyixinishenshangdeyangsaowei。」womeiyoudong,ditoujixuaozhetang。neinanzinaonule,
zouguolaiehenhendituilewoyiba:「woshuohua,nimeitingjianma?woshuonishiwomeimei。」taliqihenda,
wochadianshuaijintangguoli,woceshenduokai,ranhouyibazhuazhutadegebo,
haobuyouyudijiangtadeshouanjinleguntangdetangguoli。suizhetadecanjiaosheng,
wodandanditanlekouqi:「shoubudongguiju,neijiuzhule,zhishikexilezheiyiguodeyangzatang。」
dengwozhongyusongkaitashi,neinanzideyizhishouyijingzhongzhangdebuchengyangzi,baozheshoutengdizhichouchou:「wodeshou,
woxiageyueyaokekao,wanle,zheixiaquanwanle!「nizheigefengzi,woyaobaoguanzhuani!「lairen,kuailairen,
zhuazhuta!daihuiqu,rangwodiejiafasihou!」suizhetadehanjiao,neiqunduozaibuyuanchudejiadinglianmang,
chongleguolai,tamenyoudeshounamasheng,youdeshounadadao。sheijiarennverhuijia,shizheijiashi,
shuoshibangjiahaichabuduo。erqieneifuren,yijiuhedetanruanzaidi,tadagaimeixiangguo,taliuluozaiwai,
qiaozhehaonaniedenver,xiashoujuranrucidula!02.xiangbangwo?woyigefeipuguoqu,
yongxiuzhongdeduandaodishangneifurendebozi:「nimenshuo,woshinimenjiadenveryoushenmezhengju?shuodeyoudaoli,
wojiugennimenzou,meidaoliwogelenitouyiqizhutang。」ganjuedaobojiandeliangyi,
yuanbenxiangqiao**dijiangwodaihuijiadefuren,zheixiayegubushanghaomenguifudeyitaile。tahedehuarongshise,
jiejiebabadidao:「nidehoubeishangyouyigehongsedetaiji,shiliyuxingzhuang,shihuobushi?」
wozheicaisongleshoushangdelidao:「wobeishangdequeyougeliyuxingzhuangdetaiji。」furenjianwobanxinbanyi,
lianmangdao:「wozhenshininiang,tashinigegepeiheng,shiwunianqian,wodaininanxiawaichushi,
jialidexiarenbuxiaoxinjiangninongdiule。「neixiarenpabeizefa,toutoubaolaileqigaiwolijiandaodezhenerdiaohuan。
「houlaiwomenduofangdating,caizhidaonibeiyidianhushouyang,houyoujingongzuolegongnv,zairanhoubeifangchugong,
kailezheiyangzatang。「nishiwomendinganhoufudenverwuyi,genwomenhuijiaba!」wotingzhe,zheiyuwodelaili,
dequeduideshang,danwomeizhejihanniang:「nierzihanwoshijingpofudeshihou,nibingmeiyouzhizhi,
shuomingnineixinyeshizheiyangrenweide,nimenliangbupeizuowodejiaren,qinghuiba!」
houfurenmeixiangdaowojurankanwentirucimingrui,lianmanghongwo:「shinigegeyishishuocuolehua,
huiquhouworangtajinipeilidaoqian,yihouwohuirangnijinyiyushixiangyongbujin。」sanjuhuabulidaiwohuiqu,
taxinxiangzhei**rucibufuguanjiao,huiquhoudingyaosongjincitanghaohaocuomoyidun!kewoyaoleyaotou,
kanzheneixieduiwohushidandandejiading,juedebunengjiuzheimegentamenzou,
shouzhongdeduandaozaicidishanglehoufurendebozi:「wobuxin,tahaishuoyaojiafasihouwo,
chufeitalikeguixialaijiwokesangexiangtou,wojiugennimenzou。」woshangletaerzideshou,
quehaiyaotabaobeierzi,genwozheimegeshijingpofuxiagui,haomeidaoli。ketamenyouqiuyuwo,zhinengtuoxie。
houfurenqiangrenzhenuyiduipeihengdao:「era!ji**meiketou,jiudangshiweilezhener。」
peihengciketengdeliansefabai,youshouzhongzhangruzhuti,tahenbudelikeshalewo,rangtajiwoketou,
tadunshimuziyulie:「nizheige**,rangnihuihoufushitaijuni,rangwoketouxiuxiang。」
woxiaole:「tingwenfushangde**jijiangjiarutaishifu,niyaoshibuyuanyijiwoketou,neijiudengzhejitashoushiba!
」sheirenbuzhineixiaotaishi,renchengxiaozei,shigeeguanmanyingdelaodongxi,jinnianbashiyouyi,zhangzheyouquanyoushi,
budanbachichaozhengduonian,haimeishaohuohaiwugushaonv。bangeyueqian,yourenxiangtatiyipeifudeqianjinzhongyujijile,
shengdemeilidongren,keweitadetianfang。xiaotaishibiansuiyipailegexiaosiquhoufutiqin,
yaoqupeizhenzuotadiqirentianfangfuren,yinweiqianbagedousizailetadeshouzhong,yijihouyuanwushuwangsidemeiqie。
peizhenhedejicixunsi,houfurenshebudeyangnvjiaguoqushouku,zheicaixiangdaolewozheigeliuluozaiwaideqinshengnver。
03.houfurenmeixiangdaowoyigeshijingpofujuranhaizhidaozheijianshi,bingqiecaidaoletamendelaiyi。
houfurenxiaoxinyiyidiwenwo:「nikeyuantitajiajitaishi?」woyaotouyoudiantou:「yaowotijiayexing,
sangeyaoqiu,yi,talikejiwoketoupeizui。er,woyaowuwanliangyinpiaozuojiazhuang。san,huifuhou,woweidinv,
nidezhenerzhinengshiyangnv,tabunengyueguowoqu。」houfurenhaimeishuohua,peihengxianbuganle:「ketoukeyi,
danwodemeimeibunengzhishiyangnv,zaiwoxinzhongtacaishiwodemeimei,nibiedecunjinchi。」
wosongkailebeiwoqianzhizhudehoufuren,songlesongjian:「neijiumeibanfale,wolanmingyitiao,
nimenzuobudaowojiuqusi,yejuebuhuitijia,zhishaowosizaizijishouli,buzhiyudongyikuaixiyikuai,
chitangyikuai,gouzuiyikuai。」peihengheilelian,yinweitazhidaowobingmeiyoukuazan,
neixiaotaishidequeganguozheiyangcanjuerenhuandeshi。yixiangdaotadebaobeimeimeijiaguoquhoushenshouyichu,
tabudebuxiantuoxiejifen。tayiyaoyajiwoguixiale,toukezaidishang“peng!peng!”zuoxiang,liankesanxia,
etoushangdunshizhongqilegedabao。woqiaozheneibaoyanseyouhongyouzi,yansexiqi,yigaoxing,
suishoucongguolilaolekuaiyanggan,yebuqie,pengzaishouli,zhijiedakuaiduoyiqilai:「gegezhenguai!」
houfurencikekanwodeyanshen,cuileduyiban,queyoudailesanfenjuyi。bijingwodexinggejiduan,haiweihuifu,
jiunaochulezheimedadedongjing,huifuhou,zhipafulimeianshengrizikeguole,ketamenqueyouzhiwangzhewodaijia。
jishizaitaoyanwo,cikeyebugannawozenmeyang!04.「tingshuonishanglegege,haibadaojiazaininiangbozishang,
womeinizheiyangbuxiaodenver,ruoxiangrangworenni,xianailaofusangunjiafa。」huifuhou,damenyiguanshang,
peihouyeqishixiongxiongditizhejiafajiuchaowozoulai。kanlaigangcaiyoujiadingtiqianhuilaijitatongfengbaoxinle,
zheishixiangguanqimenlaishoushiwo?zheishiyingjieduonianweijiandenverdetaidu?zheiyijiarengouyankanrendi,youchunyouhuai!
kexitamenrecuoleren,wobudanshienzhibeifangchugongdexiaogongnv,haishigongzhongdeanweishouling,
congxiaoshifengzaitaihoushenbian,jiuguohuangdideming,dangjinguifeishiwodeguizhongmiyou。wozhisuoyigentamenhuilai,
shiyinweihuangdizuijinxiangqingsuanxiaotaishi,buzhigaicongherushou。jirantamenxiangyaowotijia,
neibushikeshuiyushangdizhentoudema?suoyiwojiudayinggentamenhuilaile,zhenghaoyuhuangdiliyingwaihe,
shoushileneieguanmanyingdexiaotaishi,zhiyuhoufuzheiyijiaexinwanyi,woxianzhewuliao,yeshunbianshoushileba!
「nijibuchengrenwoshininver,neizheishihaoban,woduidaiwairenyiguanxinhenshoula!」woyanzhongfuxianyisishayi。
jinjiezhewoyijiaotifeitashouzhongdejiafagunzi,wobeianweiyingxunlianleshiduonian,daoqianggunbangyangyangjingtong,
zheidongxizaitashouzhongshibenzhongdexiongqi,zaiwoyanzhongyouruwanju。woyibajiezhubeitifeidejiafagunzi,
ranhouyigunziqiaozaipeihouyedejianbangshang,liqizhida,rangtazhijieyigeliangqiangdiezuozaidishang。
「rangnimennajiahuodangwoyanglezheimeduonian,rangnimenzhidaowodexialuoqueyizhibulaixunwo,rangnimenqifuwo!」
womeishuoyijuhua,gunzijiuhuiluoxiayici,jiadingmeiyouzhuzidefenfubuganshanglaizulan。chenzhetamenlengshenzhiji,
wozhijiejilepeihouyesangunzi,yigunzizaijian,yigunzizaixiongkou,yigunzizaitui,weilebaocunshili,
wozhishileshimanli。sangunzixiaquhou,tahunshentengtongwubi,zuilituchuyikouxianxue,daozaidishangwanrusigou,
zhishishuangyanbukezhixindidengzhewo,dagaimeixiangguowozheigezuonverde,juranganduitashibao!「nizheigechusheng,
wokeshinidie,nizenmegan……」tazaihoufurendechanfuxia,manmanzhanqishenlai,yanshenzhongyubuzaijieaobuxun,
ershiyouleyizhongjiaojupadedongxi。「nigangcaibushibuchengrenwoshinidenverma?zheijiushiwoduiwairendetaidu,
wodangrangan,woguangjiaobupachuanxiede,rejilewo,wojiulaquanfujiwopeizang!」
shuowanworengdiaoshouzhongdejiafagunzi,zhaoleyibataishiyizuoxia,youzaiyouzaidihelekoucha,
qiaozhefuzhongluanchengleyiguozhou。peihouhouyebushuohuale,sheijiaowoniezhuletamenderuanlei,weiletadebaobeiyangnv,
tazaishengqi,yezhinengxianrenzhe!yishiqingfuyideqingfuyi,kudeku,jiaodejiao,fulibietiduorenaole。
pianhaiyourenyaolaicourenao,neipeizhenlaidaowomianqianshi,tangwuliyijingqingsaoguoyibianle,
dishangpeihouyeouchulaidexueyedoujicaganjingle。shiyi,tajiansuoyourendouzuozhe,peihouyehailiansebujia,
jiuyiweishiwodezuilepeihouye。「jiejie,nikesuanhuilaile!shiwobuhao,qiangleyuanbenshuyunidedinvweizhi,
wozheijiubadinvshenfenhaijijiejie!」tashuozheyilianweiqudikanxiangpeihoufufu,yijiyixiangzuitengaitadepeiheng,
dengzhetamenweizijichutou,fananyuwo。ranerqitarenyijingzhidaolewodepiqi,yigegeruanchunyiyang,
dizhetou,buganzaishuohua,shengpazhaoredaowo,youbeishoushi。「suanniyouzizhizhiming,
congjintianqinideyuanziguiwo,nizijizhaogepianyuanquzhuba!zheishenshoushibucuo,shidinvguige。」
shuowanwozhijiehaobukeqidibatatoushangmantoudezhucuibaleganjing,quandoushoujinlezijidebaofuli。「jiejie,
zheixiekeshidieniangsongjiwode,nizenneng……」「wokanshangle,jiushiwode,chufeinixiangzijijiajixiaotaishi!」
shuowanwoyishenshou,jiangtajiantoupizhedehuqiuyejibale,pizaizijijiantou,zheiwanyikanzheguiqi,woxihuan。
tazuizaiyideshijiarendechongai,kewobuxuyaotamenxuweideai,tamenzhiyaojupawo,jike。
05.wozaifuzhongyizhanchengming,jinriguohou,fuzhongmeirenganrewo。jiulianpeizhenyangdeneiyizhiyingwu,
buguoshimalewoyijuchounvren,wojiuzhijiebaletademao,qinshouzaisha,zuochengleniaotang,
jiaorensongqujipeizhenxiangyong。tingshuopeizhenhewantanghou,dezhineilitoushitaxinaideyingwushi,tudehuntianheidi。
peihengrujinjianlewo,yeshiraodaozoude,qianliangtiantabuguoshiqibuguodenglewoyiyan,
wojiuyongxiaodaoxuequletatoudingdeyipianmaofa,jiaotaetouzengliang,chubulemen。peihoufufuweileduozhewo,
xuanbuwomeiribuyongquhoufurenneichenhundingsheng,bingqiewodefancaidouyouchufangsongdaowoyuanziliqu,
rangwobuyongmeitiandengtamenyiqiyongcan。wosuoxingbawoyuanziliyahuanpozidouganlechuqu,zijiduchu。
ruciyilai,wodaoshigengzizaile,meishikankanhuabenzi,huoshidadaquan,
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