sangengyixinidebichuchuangzuoleyibuchongmanjingxidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《beilvdewokaiqibaofuzhilu》,zhujiaolinjunbaixixidegushidiedangqifu,kourenxinxian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqidutedeshijiaoheqiaomiaodexushishoufajiduzhedailailenanwangdeyuedutiyan。liudongxuyijiaobeiwochuaimengbile,shuangshouwuzheduzi,yinweitengtongbiaoqingdaoniuqu,buguogengduodeshinanyizhixin。……。
第二章讽刺
wogangyonglebudaoyiniandeshouji。
haimeidengwobashoujijianqilai,
jigechuanzheduanqundenvtongxuecongwomianqianzoulekualeguoqu。
zhongjiandenvrenliangewaidexiao。
talianshanghuazhedandandejingzhidezhuang,yishuangtaohuayanshuiwangwangde,meiyanjingzhi,shenzilinglong。
buyongxiangwodouzhidaozheirenshishei。
kedadexiaohua,qinzhaozhao!
wohaizaigantantademeimao,sheizhixiayimiaoduifangjiukaishibaotiaoruleile!
“zhangmeizhangyanjing,dangzaizheiganma!”
“jiushi,zheibushiwomenxuexiaodamingdingdingsongwaimaidelinjunma,zenmehuilaiyihaoshitangchifan?”
“linjun,facaila,nineigenvpengyouzenmewanzhebiedenanren,beilvle?”
qinzhaozhaodejigepengyoushuangshouhuanraozaixiongqian,yifugaoaodemoyangkanzhewo。
zheibujiushichiguoguodechaofengwoma?
woshibaixixitiangoudeshiqingyijingsuandeshangshixuexiaorenjinjiezhile。
**zhesongwaimaiguitiannvshenyezaojiuchuankaile。
meichuxi,qiong,tu,douchenglewodedaimingci。
danhaozaiwodeyanzhizaiquanxiaoyanzhipaixingbangqiansanming,zaigaofushuaizhongmianqianghainengzhanshangneimeliangge。
buguodiyidiermingnaizhidishimingdoushiyouqiandefuerdai。
weiduwoshigesongwaimaide。
wotanranjianqileshouji,shuodao:
“nimendezuiyaoshimeiyouneimechou,kongpaxianzaidounengbideshangqinzhaozhaodeyigenshouzhitou。”
“你说什么!”
yourenjileyan,woquebingbuzaiyi,zhuantouzoudaoqinzhaozhaomianqian,“meinv,chigefan?woqingke。”
qinzhaozhaomeitouweiweizhoulezhou,congshangdaoxiadaliangzhewo,sihuyouxiexianqi。
buguowobujieyi,woyoubushidanchundexiangpaota。
tachixiaoyisheng,xiaorongdandan,“haoa,buguowojintianxiangqingwopengyoumenchifan,youwentima?”
“当然没问题。”
wojiushixiangquanwoyidianqiankankanshilima,liangqiankuaihaibugouchigefanma。
woyaoshiqingletadezheixie**mei,shuobudingrihouhainengyuedeshangta。
wokanzheduifangtoudingshangdechunjiedu,juranyoubaifenzhibashi。
这下轮到我惊讶了。
yinweiqinzhaozhaokeshixuexiaolichulemingdebaijinnv,shenbiantiangouwushu,chunjiedujuranhaiyoubaifenzhibashi。
nanbuchengqinzhaozhaobushiwaibiaokanshangqudezheiyang?
tashigesanhaoxueshengguaiguainv?
woyouxiebuganxiangxin,danshixitongkendingbuhuipianrenba。
qinzhaozhaojianwotongyi,zhuantoujiuquchuangkoudianlehenduogecai,meigecaidoububianyi。
“he,buziliangli,juranhaigandashanwomenzhaozhao,yebukankanzijishishenmedongxi。”
“beibaixixineigenvrenshuaile,xianzaiyoulaitianxiaohua,haizhenshizhitiangou。”
suibiantamenzenmeshuo,wodoubuzaihu。
zhiyaonengzhuanqian,dangyizhitiangouyouzenmeyang。
dengtamenchiwan,wohaobuyouyudijiuqumaidan,yidunfanxialaiyiqianba。
wosonglekouqi,juranzhenghaocaizailewodeyuexianshang。
zaizhifuchenggongdeneiyike,naohailishunjianyouchuanlaileyizhenshuxidejixiesheng。
“jiancedaosuzhuweiyixingxiaofei18yuan,duifangchunjiedewei80%,chufabaibeifanlixitong,bencifanli8bei,fanlijine144yuan,jiangzai24xiaoshizhineidaozhang,qingzhuyichashou”
buchuyifenzhong,wodeshoujijiuchuanlaileyinxingkadedaozhangduanxin。
**!
zheimekuai,zhende......yibaisishisiwan?
woxianzainaohailijiuzhiyouyigeniantou,zheigexitongshizhende!
一股喜悦油然而生。
wodoukuaiyayibuzhuzijixinzhongdejidong。
kehaimeidengwogaoxingtaijiu,zhuantoujiuduishanglebaixixidemuguang。
bushi,qiannvyouninengbunengbunanzheiyangyinhunbusan!
“linjun,niyiweiniqingxiaohuachifanjiunengqidaowolema,biezaishuazheixiemeiyongdexinsi,woshibuhuizaihenihehaode,chufeiwoshishenjingbing。”
woyoudangzhezhongrendemianbeitazheiyangwuruleyidun,kanzhebaixixifengcidezuilian,woxinliquesihaomeiyourenhebolan,zhijuedemianqianderenexin。
zenmehuiyouzheizhongren,taizizuoduoqingle。
baixixifanlegebaiyanlikaile。
tamenzoulehaojibuwodouhainengtingdaobaixiximanlianbaoyuanniuniedeshengyin。
“zhentaoyan,neigeqiongguilaoshichanzhewo。”
wojiangshoujishouleqilai,xiaolexiao,chanzheni?
daodishisheijinideyouyuegan?
wobujinbumandezoudaoleqinzhaozhaodeshenbianjiangshoujidileguoqu,“jigeweixin?mingtianqingniguangjie,nidexiaofeiwoquanbaole。”
woshuodehendasheng,shengyindadaozuyirangpangbiandebaixixitingjian。
老子缠着你?
有没有搞错。
congjintiankaishi,nibaixixihewobanmaoqianguanxidoumeiyou。
xiayimiao,zhitingjiandideyisheng。
xiaohuatongyilewodeweixin,bingqiehaiduiwoluchuleyigelimaoxingdeweixiao。
dengyiqiedoujieshuzhihou,wodaizheyibaisishisiwanlikailecanting。
wozhijuedeyizhenqingsong,haozaizijizuihoudezheiqianmeiyoubaifei。
buguorangwoyouxieyiwaideshi,quanxiaogongrendexiaohuajuranchunjiedugaoda80%。
takeshichuanchazaizhongduofengliudizizhongderenwu。
juranzuodaolejieshenzihao。
zheishiwowanwanmeiyouxiangdaode。
wanshangdexiaoyuanyebingmeiyoubiandeanjing,lushangxingxing**deren,ouerhaihuiyilunyixiawojintianzaixuexiaoshitangdeyingyongcaozuo。
buguodabufenyanlundoushishuowobeibaixixizheigejiannvrenjishuaile。
mianduizheixiechaoxiao,woshiruowudu,zhuantouzoujinlesushelou。
dangwolaidaosushemenkoushi,quekandaowodehaojiyouwangfazhanzaimenkouyilianchourongdewangzhewo。
“nizhongyulaile,liudongxuzailimiandengnini,yilianbushandeyangzi,xiangbiyaozhaonimafan!”
wangfajiaojimanghuangdejiangwoladaoyipangshuodao。
刘东旭?
zheigemingzitingshangqugewaideershu。
haoxiangshixuexiaofuguiquanzhongdemouweifujiazidi,yesuandeshangshiyigeyoumingdefuerdai。
jinrizhaoshangzijixiangbiyeshiweilexiaohuaqinzhaozhaoerlai。
tazhuilexiaohuayigexueqi,quechichishimeiyouzhuidaoshou,yushibaibanwunaizhixia,zhinengxiangwaixuanbu,xiaohuashitadenvren。
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