第二章讽刺
wogangyonglebudaoyiniandeshouji。
haimeidengwobashoujijianqilai，
jigechuanzheduanqundenvtongxuecongwomianqianzoulekualeguoqu。
zhongjiandenvrenliangewaidexiao。
talianshanghuazhedandandejingzhidezhuang，yishuangtaohuayanshuiwangwangde，meiyanjingzhi，shenzilinglong。
buyongxiangwodouzhidaozheirenshishei。
kedadexiaohua，qinzhaozhao！
wohaizaigantantademeimao，sheizhixiayimiaoduifangjiukaishibaotiaoruleile！
“zhangmeizhangyanjing，dangzaizheiganma！”
“jiushi，zheibushiwomenxuexiaodamingdingdingsongwaimaidelinjunma，zenmehuilaiyihaoshitangchifan？”
“linjun，facaila，nineigenvpengyouzenmewanzhebiedenanren，beilvle？”
qinzhaozhaodejigepengyoushuangshouhuanraozaixiongqian，yifugaoaodemoyangkanzhewo。
zheibujiushichiguoguodechaofengwoma？
woshibaixixitiangoudeshiqingyijingsuandeshangshixuexiaorenjinjiezhile。
**zhesongwaimaiguitiannvshenyezaojiuchuankaile。
meichuxi，qiong，tu，douchenglewodedaimingci。
danhaozaiwodeyanzhizaiquanxiaoyanzhipaixingbangqiansanming，zaigaofushuaizhongmianqianghainengzhanshangneimeliangge。
buguodiyidiermingnaizhidishimingdoushiyouqiandefuerdai。
weiduwoshigesongwaimaide。
wotanranjianqileshouji，shuodao：
“nimendezuiyaoshimeiyouneimechou，kongpaxianzaidounengbideshangqinzhaozhaodeyigenshouzhitou。”
“你说什么！”
yourenjileyan，woquebingbuzaiyi，zhuantouzoudaoqinzhaozhaomianqian，“meinv，chigefan？woqingke。”
qinzhaozhaomeitouweiweizhoulezhou，congshangdaoxiadaliangzhewo，sihuyouxiexianqi。
buguowobujieyi，woyoubushidanchundexiangpaota。
tachixiaoyisheng，xiaorongdandan，“haoa，buguowojintianxiangqingwopengyoumenchifan，youwentima？”
“当然没问题。”
wojiushixiangquanwoyidianqiankankanshilima，liangqiankuaihaibugouchigefanma。
woyaoshiqingletadezheixie**mei，shuobudingrihouhainengyuedeshangta。
wokanzheduifangtoudingshangdechunjiedu，juranyoubaifenzhibashi。
这下轮到我惊讶了。
yinweiqinzhaozhaokeshixuexiaolichulemingdebaijinnv，shenbiantiangouwushu，chunjiedujuranhaiyoubaifenzhibashi。
nanbuchengqinzhaozhaobushiwaibiaokanshangqudezheiyang？
tashigesanhaoxueshengguaiguainv？
woyouxiebuganxiangxin，danshixitongkendingbuhuipianrenba。
qinzhaozhaojianwotongyi，zhuantoujiuquchuangkoudianlehenduogecai，meigecaidoububianyi。
“he，buziliangli，juranhaigandashanwomenzhaozhao，yebukankanzijishishenmedongxi。”
“beibaixixineigenvrenshuaile，xianzaiyoulaitianxiaohua，haizhenshizhitiangou。”
suibiantamenzenmeshuo，wodoubuzaihu。
zhiyaonengzhuanqian，dangyizhitiangouyouzenmeyang。
dengtamenchiwan，wohaobuyouyudijiuqumaidan，yidunfanxialaiyiqianba。
wosonglekouqi，juranzhenghaocaizailewodeyuexianshang。
zaizhifuchenggongdeneiyike，naohailishunjianyouchuanlaileyizhenshuxidejixiesheng。
“jiancedaosuzhuweiyixingxiaofei18yuan，duifangchunjiedewei80%，chufabaibeifanlixitong，bencifanli8bei，fanlijine144yuan，jiangzai24xiaoshizhineidaozhang，qingzhuyichashou”
buchuyifenzhong，wodeshoujijiuchuanlaileyinxingkadedaozhangduanxin。
**！
zheimekuai，zhende......yibaisishisiwan？
woxianzainaohailijiuzhiyouyigeniantou，zheigexitongshizhende！
一股喜悦油然而生。
wodoukuaiyayibuzhuzijixinzhongdejidong。
kehaimeidengwogaoxingtaijiu，zhuantoujiuduishanglebaixixidemuguang。
bushi，qiannvyouninengbunengbunanzheiyangyinhunbusan！
“linjun，niyiweiniqingxiaohuachifanjiunengqidaowolema，biezaishuazheixiemeiyongdexinsi，woshibuhuizaihenihehaode，chufeiwoshishenjingbing。”
woyoudangzhezhongrendemianbeitazheiyangwuruleyidun，kanzhebaixixifengcidezuilian，woxinliquesihaomeiyourenhebolan，zhijuedemianqianderenexin。
zenmehuiyouzheizhongren，taizizuoduoqingle。
baixixifanlegebaiyanlikaile。
tamenzoulehaojibuwodouhainengtingdaobaixiximanlianbaoyuanniuniedeshengyin。
“zhentaoyan，neigeqiongguilaoshichanzhewo。”
wojiangshoujishouleqilai，xiaolexiao，chanzheni？
daodishisheijinideyouyuegan？
wobujinbumandezoudaoleqinzhaozhaodeshenbianjiangshoujidileguoqu，“jigeweixin？mingtianqingniguangjie，nidexiaofeiwoquanbaole。”
woshuodehendasheng，shengyindadaozuyirangpangbiandebaixixitingjian。
老子缠着你？
有没有搞错。
congjintiankaishi，nibaixixihewobanmaoqianguanxidoumeiyou。
xiayimiao，zhitingjiandideyisheng。
xiaohuatongyilewodeweixin，bingqiehaiduiwoluchuleyigelimaoxingdeweixiao。
dengyiqiedoujieshuzhihou，wodaizheyibaisishisiwanlikailecanting。
wozhijuedeyizhenqingsong，haozaizijizuihoudezheiqianmeiyoubaifei。
buguorangwoyouxieyiwaideshi，quanxiaogongrendexiaohuajuranchunjiedugaoda80%。
takeshichuanchazaizhongduofengliudizizhongderenwu。
juranzuodaolejieshenzihao。
zheishiwowanwanmeiyouxiangdaode。
wanshangdexiaoyuanyebingmeiyoubiandeanjing，lushangxingxing**deren，ouerhaihuiyilunyixiawojintianzaixuexiaoshitangdeyingyongcaozuo。
buguodabufenyanlundoushishuowobeibaixixizheigejiannvrenjishuaile。
mianduizheixiechaoxiao，woshiruowudu，zhuantouzoujinlesushelou。
dangwolaidaosushemenkoushi，quekandaowodehaojiyouwangfazhanzaimenkouyilianchourongdewangzhewo。
“nizhongyulaile，liudongxuzailimiandengnini，yilianbushandeyangzi，xiangbiyaozhaonimafan！”
wangfajiaojimanghuangdejiangwoladaoyipangshuodao。
刘东旭？
zheigemingzitingshangqugewaideershu。
haoxiangshixuexiaofuguiquanzhongdemouweifujiazidi，yesuandeshangshiyigeyoumingdefuerdai。
jinrizhaoshangzijixiangbiyeshiweilexiaohuaqinzhaozhaoerlai。
tazhuilexiaohuayigexueqi，quechichishimeiyouzhuidaoshou，yushibaibanwunaizhixia，zhinengxiangwaixuanbu，xiaohuashitadenvren。