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精彩章节

“？？？”

zheiheshenmeyansedechanziyouguanxima？

xiaonaituanziyanjingdengdelaoda，xiaoxiaodenaodaidadadewenhao。

【wokezhenshigexiaochou，jiuzaiganggangwojuranzaizhiyizhangmamashuodeqianrangherennai！】

【sheibushini，wodanmudouxieleyiban，xiangshuoyiweidiqianzhihuirangduifangbianbenjiali，yijuyongchanzipaita，zhijiepaiwonaomenshangle！】

【wozhengsuofenni，tingdaofensedechanzi，fendoucongwodebikonglipenchulaile！】

【mamawoshinvhaizi，neinikeyiyongfensedechanzi！zhangmamashizenmeyibenzhengjingshuochuzheizhonggaoxiaohuade，hahaha……】

【bushi，zhangmamacongchuchangjiuyinghedebuxianghua，shuozhangmamahuiqianrangderen，shishenmerangnimenyouzheiyangdecuojue？】

【nimenjuedezheishiwanxiao，henhaoxiaoma？jiumeiyouyigerenjuedezhangmamataibaolilema？】

【shia，tongxuezhijiandanaobushihenzhengchangme，zheishishenmemamaya，zhijiejiaohaiziyongchanzipairen！】

【jiemuzuzenmexuanderen，zenmebayoubaoliqingxiangderenyaoqingjinlai，zheihaishijiaoyujiemu，ruguozhenchuankaile，dejiaohuaiduoshaojiazhanghexiaohaier？】

daoboting，kanzheyuyanyuliededanmu，lijunzaicizhaodaozijidefayanhuati。

“zheiweiguanzhongshuodefeichangdui，zheiweizhangmamawocongyikaishijiujuedetayouwenti，xianzaigengguofen，buguangzijibaoli，haijiaohaizibaoli，yingxiangjiqielie，wojuedeyinggailimatingzhipaishe，congjiemuzukaichu！”

houtaidaoyanzu，daoyanhebianjudenggongzuorenyuanmianmianxiangqu。

dangchumianshideshihouzheirentingzhengchangdea，quanfangweitijianyemeichachujingshenyouwenti。

“zenmeban？”bianjuxunwendao。

daoyanyaoyaotou，shuodao：“douyijingkaishile，kendingbunengsuiyihanting，tazhishizheimeyishuo，haiziyeweibihuizhenzuo，lijundaibiaodeyebuguoshiyibufenrendexiangfaeryi。”

zuizhongjiemuzubingmeiyoutingconglijundejuede。

jiabinxishang，lijunmiansejiangying，daoyanzujingranbunatadehuadanghuishi。

“nimenjiukanzheba，zheiyangdejiaodaofangshi，haizichizaohuichushi，ruguohaizizhentingtade，zaixuexiaolibarenjiadahuailezenmeban？”

“haizizhijiandemoca，benlaihaishizhanlideyifang，ruguoyongchanzibarenpaile，youlibianchengmeili，zuoweijiaosuozhe，tashenzhiyaomianlinfalvdechengfa！”

……

【ding！yinghedaiwarenwuwancheng，huodejifen49，zhibojiacheng1765，dangqianjifengongji3364！】

zhangchensongwanhaizihuidaojiazhong，benlaixiangshangloubugejuede，jieguobeiyangmamahewangmamajiaozhu。

“zhangmama，guolailiaotiana！”yangmamareqingdeyaoqingdao。

ng？wogennimenlianggefudaorenjiayoushenmehaoliaode。

zhangchengangxiangjujuemengranxiangqizijixianzaishi‘nvren’，chadianyouluxianle。

xiangdaozheili，zhangchenkaishidiaozhengzijidexintai，xianzaizijishigenvren，yaopeizhezheilianggenvrenlaojiachang。

bingqiezaiguochengzhong，zijibixubiaoxianchunvrengaiyoudebiaoxian，shenzhihaidebiaoxianguotou。

zheidangjiemuyujipaisheshijianzuishaoyigeyue，bixubajiatingfunvdexingxianglizhu，rangsuoyourenyagendoubuhuixiangzijishinanbannvzhuang。

yushi，zhangchenzoudaoliangrenmamashenbianzuoxia，ranhouchongzheduimiandejingtouluchuyigemirendexiaorong。

weilejinrujiemuzu，takeshishafeikuxin，zaidouyin，xiaolanshushanggezhongxuexinvrendeshenghuoxiguan，gezhongzhishiebu。

shenmekouhongsehao，huazhuangpinzhongleipinpai，xianzaikewanquannanbudaota，liaogetianhaibujiandan。

【woshichusheng，wogaisia，wozenmeduiyigedanqinmamayouxiangfale？】

【xiongdi，xihuanshikezhibuzhude，ganggangneimebantian，wojingranmeifaxianzhangmamazheimehaokan？！】

【xiongdimen，qingjiaogewenti，xianzaiqugaimingdehuamabumafan？】

【bumafan，buguorenjiazhangmamaweibikandeshangni，xiangjixiaonaituanzidanghoubanidepaidui。】

【xiongdi，niwuhuile，wodeyisiwogennaituanzixingyexing。】

【……】

【wanquanxiangbudao，zhangmamakanzhewenrouxianshu，daiwashangjuranneimeyinghe！woyouxiangqifensedechanzile！】

【nvxingbenruo，weimuzegang，weilezhangmama，woyijingshandiaodouyinshangshouzangdesuoyouxiaojiejiele！】

qishizaizhangchenzuoxiadeqianyimiao，zhibojiandehuatihaishitaoluntabaolidewenti。

danshixianzai，huafengzhijietubiandaokuaiyaobianyile！

daobotingli，lijunkanzheyigege‘wangluocaozei’feidouyaoqizhale。

xianzaidewangyoudouzheimemeiyoudixiandema？

这不是育儿节目吗？

zanmenbushizhengzaitaofatajiaohaizibaolideshiqingma？

“yangmama，wangmama，nimendepifukezhenhaoa，pingshidouyongshenmehufupin？”zhangchenzhudongxunzhaohuati。

“ai……tiantianlianhaizidouzhaogubuguolai，nayoushijianhufu，zhenxianmunin，xiaonaituanziguaiqiaodongshi，yidianyebujinitianmafan。”

“shia，wojiayinyinyeshi，yihuierbukanzhejiuchuanghuo，gaitianwomendegenninqingjiaoyixiajiaoyuhaizidewenti。”

yangmamahewangmamaduishiyixiao，lianshangxiemanlewunai。

wenyan，zhangchenshayanle，doubulehufupindema？neizijisijiyingbeineimeduodongxiqibushimeiyouyongwuzhidi？

“zheige……daihaizima，jiuneiyang，woyemeishenmekeyichuanshoudejingyan。”tabiaoqingjiangyingdexiaodao。

【meijingyan？neininketaiyoujingyanle，fensedechanzipaita！】

【ninyaoshimeijingyan，neisheiganshuozijidaihaiziyoujingyan，hahahaha……】

tingdaozhangchenmeiyouyuerjingyan，zhibojianlizhijiexiaofengle，fensedechanziyebianchengleyigegeng。

“haizisuirannaotengledian，buguokanzhetamenyidiandianzhangda，neizhongxinweiganshifeichangmanzude，wangmama，nihaijidenishengyinyindeshihouma？”yangmamahuranhuafengyizhuan，xiaoyingyingdewendao。

“shenghaizikendingzheibeizidouwangbule！”

wangmamaluchuxiaorong，ranhoujieshiqilaizijishentiruo，yinyintizhongyouda，zhijieyaoletabantiaoming。

“sheishuobushi，woshengwandoukuaihunmile，wolaogongzhuazhewodeshoukudetianhundian……”yangmamasushuozhehuiyi，lianshangchongmanxingfu。

zhangchenzuozaiyipang，tingzheliangrendeduihuabuyoudemaogusongran。

bushi！nvrenliaotiandehuatikuayueweidudouzheimedadema？zheiyixiayouliaodaoshenghaizishangle？

zheixiashejidaozhishimangqulezenmeban？

jiuzaizheishi，wangmamaheyangmamatongshiniutoukanguolai。

“zhangmama，ninhaijideshengnaituanzishihoudeqingjingma？”

zhangchenshunjianmantoulenghan，shengnaituanzideshihouyishengyemeirangtajinqu，dengjiandaodeshihou，naituanzilianzaodouxihaole。

生孩子是什么样？

zhangchennulisousuozhejiyi，danshizheizhongshiqingsheihuizaiwangluoshanghebuxiangganderenfenxiang……