“baba，ninengbunengbiezheiyang？haodiuniande！”
weishengjianli，xiaonaituanzifengkuanglachezhangchendeyijiao，qituzuzhitalipudexingwei。
yinweizhangchenzhengzaijizijihuazhuang，tongguotajingzhandehuazhuangjishu，piankedegongfujiujiangzijidabanchengyigefengqingwanzhongdenvren。
daobushitayoushenmebiantaiaihao，ershiyanxiazhengzaicanjiayidang《baobeidetongnian》zongyijiemu。
jiemuyaoqiu，muqindaihaizicanjia，chenggongruxuanhou，dangchangzhifuwuwanyuanpaishefeiyong，paishejieshuhou，huopiaozuiduodejiating，haiyouewaideyibaiwanjiangjin。
zhangchenzuoweiyigeshiyezhongdedanshenbaba，mianduiwuwanyuandejuechoulao，nalinengjingdezhuyouhuo。
zhiyujiemuzuyaoqiubixushimuqindetiaojian……nanbannvzhuang！
weilezhuanqianyanghaizi，bukechen！
“baba，nidaodiyoumeiyouzaitingwoshuohuaa！”
xiaonaituanziyouxiejiyanle，zenmehuitanshangzheimebukaopudeyigechoulaodie？
nanbannvzhuangbushuo，haibizhezijijiaomama，jianzhitaikeele！
“naituanzi，wozhidaonihenji，danshinixianbieji！”
zhangchenhuahaozhuang，kaishiquanshuoqizheigebailaidebaobeinver。
“tingwoshuo，congxianzaikaishi，niyaojiaowomama……”
“butingbutingwangbanianjing！”xiaonaituanziwuzheerduodahandao。
【ding！chufarenwu：zhizhibaobeikunao！】
【yinghedaiwaxitong：yongyuanbuyaoduihaizizhangpiandalun，yongzuijiandanzhibaidefangshijiaoyuhaizi，wanchenghoukehuodeshaoliangjifen，zhibokeyijifenjiacheng，huodedaliangjifen！】
【宿主：张辰】
【体质：70】
【dangqianjifen：478（xitongzengsong）】
【yongyoujineng：【gaojiyirongshu】【shengyinmofang】【manjichuyi】】
【宝贝：奶团子】
【shangcheng（dakai/guanbi）】
gangchuanyueguolaishi，zhangchenbianhuodelezheigeyinghedaiwaxitong，bingqietongguoxitongzengsongdejifenduihuanlebushaojineng。
yinghedaiwa，feichangfuhetadexingge。
haizima，nayouneimejiaoqi，baozhengjiankangchengzhangjiuxingle。
xianzaiwangshangneixieren，dongbudongjiushanggangshangxian，haizibunengzheiyangbunengneiyang，jianzhishiwujizhitan。
zhangchennongcunchusheng，congxiaonitudilidagun，buyeshijianjiankangkangzhangda？
tonglingrentongyangruci，yeconglaimeitingshuoguosheizhihudeyiyang，yipengjiusui。
fanershixianzaideren，duihaizihehuguotoule，gaodehaizitiruoduobingde。
daiwacaiduodayidianshiqing，zhudayigeyinghe！
suoyimianduijiazhuangkunaodexiaonaituanzi，zhangchenshunjianbanqilian。
zheixiaoyatoupianzirenxiaoguida，gangchuanyueguolaideshihouchadianmeizhetengsita。
zijilijingzhongzhongxinkucaihunjinjiemuzu，zhenyaoshirangtagaohuangle，houmiandejihuazenmejinxing？
zijizheigexitongdeguize，zhibocainenghuodegengduodejifen，buzhibodehua，wanchengyigerenwuzhiyoujishidaoyibaidejifen。
erxitongshangchenglimiandejinengdongbudongjiushangwanjifen，zheidezandaoshenmeshihou？
yaoshishiqujiemuzuzheigejihui，dengdaoxiaonaituanziyouwale，yebuyidingnengzangouyiwanjifen！
“奶团子！”
zhangchenmianseyansudao：“darenzuoshenmeshiqingdouyouzijideyuanyin，nixiangyaodeliwu，babayizhidoujizaixinshang，zhiyoucanjiazheichangjiemu，babacainengjinimaiquantaobabiwawahehenduodegongzhuqun。”
“dangranle，bababushizaiweixieni，ruguonibuyuanyidehua，babakeyituichujiemu，dayingnideliwuyeyidinghuijini，buguojiuxuyaodenghenzhangshijianle。”
“danshixianzaiqingnibuyaozaikunao，kunaoshijiejuebulerenhewentide！”
xiaonaituanzishunjianjinsheng，benlaiyeshizhuangchulaide，danshikanzhezhangchenyibenzhengjingdelianse，tadexiaonaodaiguahaishifeichangbulijie。
weishenmebiedexiaopengyouyiku，babajiuzhejile，xiangyaoshenmejishenme。
erzijiyiku，buguangshenmedouyaobuzhebushuo，haiyoukenengbeirengzaishangchangli？
zijidaodishibushilajitonglijianlaide？
“xianzaigaosuwonidexiangfa！”zhangchenyangzhuangbanzheliandewendao。
xiaoyang！wohaizhibulenile？
xiaonaituanzidingzhemianqianzheigemoshengde‘nvren’，xinlishiyiwangejujuede，kezhuannianyixianghaokandebabiwawahegongzhuqun……
“wotongyile，mama！”
xiaonaituanzidalazhetou，lianshangxiemanlebukaixin，buguohaishituoxiele。
【ding！yinghedaiwarenwuwancheng，huodejifen23！dangqianjifengongji501！】
“zheicaiguaima，nizijiwanhuier，mamayaoshuigehuilongjue！”zhangchendazhehaqianhuidaochuangshang。
huazhuangkezhenshigemafanshi，haidetawuxiushijiandoumeile！
女人真是不容易！
……
燕京，导播厅内。
“geweiguanzhongpengyoumenhao，woshinimenzuishuxidezhuchiren，sabeining！”
“shouxianzhuhediyiji《baobeidetongnian》kaibo，bencizongyicaiyongquanchengshishizhibodefangshibochu！”
“bencijiemudexuanshou，shiyoujiemuzujingxintiaoxuandesangejiating，sanduimunv！”
“weilefangbianpaishe，jiemuzuyijinganpaisangejiatingquanbuzhujinjiemuzuanpaidebieshuzhong。”
“《baobeidetongnian》jiemuzongzhi，shijianzhongxunzhaochuzuizhengquedeyuerlinian！”
“weici，jiemuzuyaoqingleyanjingyuerjiaoyujieliangweizhuanjia，lijunyujiazhengzhuanjia，weidajiashishijiedagezhongyuerwenti。”
“xianzaishiwuxiushijian，haizimenyinggaizhengzaiwuxiu，rangwomengensuizhibojingtouyiqiqukankan。”
zhibojianhuamianshunjianqiehuan。
“shouxianshiyihaojiating，yangmamahetadebaobeinuonuo，cishitamenzhengzai……”
sabeiningqingcheshuludejieshaozhezhibo，xiayimiaoxiaorongbianningguzailianshang。
“nuonuo！buxuluanpao，kuaidianhuilaishuijuele，buyaoqulouti，neiliweixian，zheibianyebuxing，weixian……”
zhibohuamianzhong，yangmamazhengzaizhuizhenuonuomandipao，liangrenhaoxiangzaiwanlaoyingzhuaxiaojiyiyang。
【feichanghao！cishidebaobeizhengzaihemamajinxingjiliedejiaozhu，zhijiannuonuozouweifengsao，duociduokaimamadejineng……】
【nuonuo：xiaosa，jingbujingxi，yibuyiwai？】
raoshisabeiningdexinlisuzhihelinchangyingbiannengli，cishiyejuedeyouxieganga。
“keke，womenzailaikankanerhaojiating，wangmamahetadebaobeiyinyin！”sabeiningganjinzhuanyihuati。
zhibohuamianqieruerhaojiatingzhong，dangzhongrenkanqinghuamianzhijiehongtangdaxiao。
“我要出去玩！”
huamianzhong，yinyinliangzhixiaoshousisidezhuazhemenbashou，wangmamayonglidizuzhi，zhijiejiangtayibabaoqi，kejibianzheiyangyemeichekaitadeshou，yidayixiaoliangrenjiuzheimelachezhe，zaoxingguguaigaoxiao。
“kanlaihaizimenguoranbuaishuiwujue，erhaojiatingyechuxianleyidianyiwai，bururangwomenzaikankansanhaojiatingruhe。”
zheicisabeiningkemeijiwangyoudiaokandejihui，shunshikaigewanxiaojixuzhuanchang。
zhibolaidaozhangchendefangjianli。
tongguozhibohuamianzhongrenkandao，zhangchencikegaizheyigexiaotanzizhengshuidexiang。
ernaituanzi，cikexiandewuliaozhengzaipazaimenshang，liangshouzhuazhemenbashou，jiaocaizhemenkuangaoxianchu，wanqile……dangqiuqian！
“zijishuijue，bahaizirengzaiyibianbuguan，zheimamataibufuzele！”
daoboting，chuanzheheisexizhuang，daizhejinsiyanjingdelijunyipaizhuozi，biaoqingshifenfennu。
【xinyetaidale，wanyikezhepengzhezenmeban？】
【buguanhaizizijishuijue？tashizenmeshuidezhede？】
【haishuozheixieganshenme，kuaidianranggongzuorenyuantixingyixiaa！】
jiuzaiwangyoumenzhejishanghuodeshihou，chuangshangdezhangchenmengdizhengkaiyanjing。
【ding！chufayinghedaiwarenwu：zhizhibaobeizuoweixianyouxi！】
zhengshuizhejueni，turanjiulaihuoerle，zhangchencongchuangshangpaqilaiyikan。
dangchangfeidouyaoqizhale，meidewanleshiba？wanmen？！
yushi，zhangchenzhuanshenlaidaochufang，congbingxianglinachulaiyigenhuanggua，zaicihuidaomenkouyibazhuaixiaxiaonaituanzi，fanshoubahuangguafangzaimenkuangshang，yongliyiguanmen！
“啪！”
huangguadunshisifenwuliesuileyidi，zhishengxiashoulidebanjie，zhangchenfangzaizuibianyaoleyikou，ranhousongyongdeyuqiduizhexiaonaituanzishuo。
“wana，jixuwana，kanwoganshenme，niyiweiwohuizuzhinima？”