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linxiaoxiao：“……”henhao，paichulejubensha。zheipumianerlaidefengjianyapogan，shizuobulejiade。taditoukanlekanzijizheishuangmingxianxiaoleyihao、haidaizhebojiandeshou，youmolemolianshangguanghua（danmingxianyingyangbuliang）depifu，juewangdiquerenleyigeshishi：ta，linxiaoxiao，qian·996cusishechu，xianzai，chengleyigebuzhimingchaodai、buzhimingjiating、jijiangbeisongquxuanxiude……paohuiyubeiyi？

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linxiaoxiao：“？？？”xitong？jinshouzhi？xianyutangying？zheimingzi……tingqilaimianqiangsuanshikeshuiyudaolezhentou？

【xinshourenwufabu：chenggongtongguodianxuan，huode‘xuanshi’jiyishangweifen。】

【renwujiangli：【chujixianyuguanghuan】（beidong，xiaofujiangditarendiyi/cunzaigan）】

【shibaichengfa：wu（suzhuruoluoxuanqianfanyuanjia，yujijiangmianlinbaobanhunyin/mairuqinglou/jiafachuzhidengbeicanmingyun，xitongzidongjiebang，zhuninhaoyun）。】

linxiaoxiao：“……”henhao，zheixitonghendongshenmejiao“wenroudeweixie”。yuanzhujiatingtingqilaiyebushishenmeshancha。baobanhunyin？mairuqinglou？jiafachuzhi？zheixuanxiangbigongdouhaobudaonaliqu！

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