陛下，臣妾只想混编制
《陛下，臣妾只想混编制》 小说介绍
《bixia，chenqiezhixianghunbianzhi》shiyibukourenxinxiandeyanqingxiaoshuo，youdiqiuzuishuaidegeqiaomiaobianzhiercheng。gushizhong，linxiaoxiaoxiaojingyanjinglileyixiliejingxiancijidemaoxian，tongshiyemianlinzheneixindezhengzhahexuanze。tongguoyutarendexiangchuheyuziwoduihua，linxiaoxiaoxiaojingyanchengzhangweiyigezhenzhengyongganheyouzerenganderenwu。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanleqingganyuzhihui，“kai！”linxiaoxiaoshenxiyikouqi，huaizheyizhongkaimanghe（haishishengsiweibudeneizhong）dexinqing，jiekaileshiheshangjingqiaodetongkou。……jiangjiduzhedailaiwujindesikaohedutedetiyan。
《陛下，臣妾只想混编制》 第6章 免费试读
cuiweixuanneishanpomenzhiyayishengbeilakaiyitiaofeng，luchuxiaotaobanzhangjinzhangxixidexiaolian。tagangcaiyinyuetingdaowaimianyoudongjing，shengpashiqifengledezhoucairendashangmenlai。
menwaizhanzhedebushizhoucairen，yebushizhoumama，ershiyigechuanzhedianlansetaijianfu、mianpibaijing、kanqilainianjibudadexiaotaijian。tashoulipengzheyigezhuqimiaojindeshihe，yuzheipobaidecuiweixuangegeburu。xiaotaijianlianshangdebiaoqingjiqifuza，hunhezhejinghunweiding、nanyizhixinheyisisi…jingwei？tazhengshigangcaimudule“pohuhu”quanguochengdeyuqianxiaotaijiandean。
“qing…qingwen，linxuanshizaima？”deandeshengyinyoudianpiao，yanshenxiayishidiwangyuanzilipiao，fangfozaixunzhaoshenme“shenghuawuqi”decanliuhenji。
xiaotaoyileng，lianmangdakaimen：“zai…zaide。gonggongninshi？”
deandingledingshen，nulibaichuyuqiandangchadejiazi，qingleqingsangzi：“zanjiashiyuqiansihoudedean，fengbixiakouyu，jilinxuanshisongxiedianxinguolai。”tateyiqiangdiaole“bixiakouyu”he“yuqian”jigezi。
“bi…bixia？！”xiaotaohedechadianyaodaoshetou，tuiyiruanjiuyaoguixiaqu。
wulidelinxiaoxiaoyetingdaoledongjing，xintoumengdiyitiao！【bixia？！songdianxin？！ji…jiwo？！】tadiyifanyingbushijingxi，shijinghe！zuotiandianxuanpingdishuaishesi，jintianjiuyongyiwanheianliaolihulelinjuyilian…zheizenmekandouxiangshiyaobei“cisi”deqianzoua！nandaoshi“zuihoudewancan”？！
taqiangzuozhending，kuaibuzoudaomenkou，lianshangjichuyigebikuhainankandexiaorong：“qieshenlinxiaoxiao，xiebixialongen。”taguiguijujudixingleli，yanjingquesisidingzheneigehualideshihe，fangfolimianzhuangdebushidianxin，ershihedinghong。
deankanzhelinxiaoxiaoneifurulindadi、shisiruguidebiaoqing，zailianxiangdaogangcaikandaode“xiongcan”yimu，zuijiaorenbuzhuchoulechou。zheiweilinxuanshi…guoran…feitongfanxiang。
“xiaozhuqingqi。”deanbashihedijixiaotao，yusufeikuai，xiangshiwanchengrenwujiuxiangganjinchelizheige“shifeizhidi”：“bixiajinzaoyonglexiedianxin，juedeshangke，xiangqixiaozhu…e…zuoridianxuanxinlao，temingzanjiasongxieguolaijixiaozhuchangchang。xiaozhumanyong，zanjiagaotui！”shuowan，budenglinxiaoxiaofanying，zhuanshenjiuzou，jiaobukuaidexianghoumianyouguizhui。
linxiaoxiaohexiaotaopengzheneigechendiandian、sanfazheyourenshiwuxiangqideshihe，zhanzaipobaideyuanzili，mianmianxiangqu，yishidoumeifanyingguolai。
【…就这？】
【bushiduyao？zhendeshi…dianxin？】
【bixiazaoshangchishengde？juedehaixing…jiujiwosonglaile？】
【zheisuanshenme？dalaobandeshengfandashang？gudaibanyuangongfuli？】
judadehuangmiuganhejiehouyushengdeqingxingganjiaozhizaiyiqi，ranglinxiaoxiaokuxiaobude。taxiaoxinyiyidibashihepenghuiwuli，fangzaineizhangquetuidezhuozishang。shihedejingzhidiaohuahewenrundeqimian，chendezheiwuzigengjiahansuan。
“xiao…xiaozhu，yao…yaodakaima？”xiaotaodeshengyindouzaidou，zheikeshiyucizhiwu！laizihuangdi！tazheibeiziliankaojindoumeikaojinguozheimejinguidedongxi！
“kai！”linxiaoxiaoshenxiyikouqi，huaizheyizhongkaimanghe（haishishengsiweibudeneizhong）dexinqing，jiekaileshiheshangjingqiaodetongkou。
盖子掀开的瞬间——
yigunanyixingrongde、jizhifuyu、cengcifengfudetianxianghunhezheqingxindeguoxiang、chunhoudenaixiang，rutongbaozhabanhongranmimankailai！shunjianqusanlewuzilicanliudesuanlahuhuweihedandandemeiwei，badaodizhanlinglemeiyicunkongqi！
食盒分三层。
diyiceng：sikuaijingyingtitou、rutongmanaobanhongyanyourendeshanzhagao，shangmiandianzhuizhexisuidejinbo（？），sanfazhekaiweidesuantianqixi。
dierceng：sankuaixuebaisongruan、rutongyunduobandenaibobo（leisixiaodangao），sanfazhenongyudenaixianghedanxiang。
disanceng：jikuaixiaoqiaolinglong、supijinhuangdexieqiaohuang（leisixiehuangsu），yourunpenxiang，haidaizheyisixianxian。
meiyikuaidianxindoujingzhidexiangyishupin，xiaoqiaolinglong，sezeyouren，sanfazhezhimingdexiangqi。zheiyutamenzaoshangchide、shenzhizuotiangaizaodehuhu，jianzhishiyunnizhibie！shilaizilingyigeshijiedemeiweiyouhuo！
xiaotaodeyanjingdengdeliuyuan，zuibawuyishidizhangkai，koushuidoukuailiuxialaile，dantasisiwuzhuzui，buganfachuyidianshengyin，shengpajingraolezheixie“xianpin”。
linxiaoxiaoyekandaile。zuoweiyigebeixiandaigongyetangjinghetianjiajituduguodeweilei，tacongweirucizhiguandiganshouguochuntianran、jizhishougongdianxindeshijuehexiujuechongji！zheixiangqi…taifanguile！
【zhei…zheijiushiyushan？！】
【nanguaineimeduorenpinsipinhuoyaodanghuangdi！zheihuoshibiaozhun…zhile！】
【shengfan？zheiyaoshishengfan，woyiqianchidedoushizhushiba！】
judadefanchadailaidechongji，rangtabiziyisuan，chadianluoxialeilai。bushigandong，shichuncuide、duimeishidejingweihe…chande！
“xiao…xiaozhu…”xiaotaodeshengyindaizhekuqiang，shixingfudekuqiang，“women…womennengchima？”
“chi！dangranchi！”linxiaoxiaozhandingjietie，shenme“yucizhiwuyaogongqilai”deguiju，cikedoubeipaodaolejiuxiaoyunwai。zaishengcunhemeishimianqian，guijusuangepi！zheikeshigaishanshenghuopinzhidejuejiajihui！“bixiashangde，jiushijiwomenchide！buchicaishikangzhi！”
taxiaoxinyiyidiyongshuzhi（yijiuchongdangcanju）jiaqiyikuaihongyanyandeshanzhagao，neixiniguanghuadechuganrangtazhijianfazhan。tajianggaodianyifenweier，jiangshaodadeyikuaidijixiaotao：“lai，xiaotao，changchang！”
xiaotaoshouchongruojing，shuangshouzhandouzhejieguo，xiangpengzhexishizhenbao。takanlekanlinxiaoxiaogulideyanshen，guqibishengzuidadeyongqi，jiangneixiaokuaisanfazhesuantianyouhuodeshanzhagao，qingqingsongrukouzhong。
下一秒——
xiaotaodeyanjingmengdidengdadaolejizhi！tongkongdizhen！fangfolinghunbeiyidaoshandianpizhong！
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linxiaoxiaoyepobujidaidijiangzijineiyibansongrukouzhong。
轰——！
味蕾的核爆！
zuoweixiandairen，tachiguowushuhaocheng“shougong”“tianran”dedianxin，dancongweiyouguorucizhenhandetiyan！zheishanzhagaodesuantianshirucichuncui、rucibaoman、rucifuyoushengmingli！meiyouxiangjingdexujia，meiyoufangfujideyuwei，zhiyouzuibenzhen、zuidingjideshicaizaikouqiangzhongzouxiangdejiaoxiangle！xinidekougan，wanmeidesuantianpingheng…zheijianzhishishanzhagaozhongdeaimashi！bu，shichaoyueaimashidecunzai！
【aaa！taihaochile！shenxian！zheishishenxianzuodeba！】
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dangzuihouyikuaixieqiaohuangdesupisuixieyebeilinxiaoxiaozhenxiditianganjing，shihelizhishengxiayidiancanzhaheyourendeyuxiangshi，liangrendoumanzuditanzuozaiyaoyaohuanghuangdedengzishang，rouzheweiweiguqideduzi，lianshangshiqiansuoweiyoudeyanzuhe…huanghu。
【zhei…jiushiyouqianren（huangdi）dekuailema？】
【ganjueqianbanbeizibaihuole！】
【zheidun“shengfan”…zhile！shesiyezhile！huzhoucairenyilianyezhile！】
xiaotaokanzhekongkongruyedeshihe，youkankanlinxiaoxiao，turanpuchiyishengxiaolechulai，xiaozhexiaozhe，yanleiyouchulaile，zheicishichuncuide、xingfudeyanlei。
linxiaoxiaoyexiaole，xiaodexianggeshazi。tapailepaixiaotao：“xiaotao，kandaolema？genzhenixiaozhuwo，suirankaijucanledian，dan…zanyeshichiguoyushanderenle！”
xiaotaoyonglidiantou，yanshenliangdexiangxingxing：“ng！xiaozhuzuilihaile！”
jiuzaizheishi，linxiaoxiaonaozilineigejixieyin，you“ding”leyisheng：
【jiancedaosuzhutiyanbingchenggongxiaohuadingjigongtingmeishi，weijuejiyikudafugengxin！】
【chufabeidongjineng：【meishidaren】xiaoguotisheng！】
【dangqianxiaoguo：xiaofutishengsuzhuduishicaideganzhiliyuliaolitianfu，bingjiesuo【chujiweijuemofang】nengli（kechangshimofangjiyizhongdedingjimeishifengwei，chenggonglvshisuzhuchuyishuipingjishicaidengjierding）。】
林笑笑：“！！！”
【味觉模仿？！】
【xitong！nishixiangrangwo…fukeyushan？！】
【zaizheipodifang？！yongyecaihesouzhou？！】
takanzheneigekonglede、yijiusanfazheyourenxiangqideshihe，zaikankanjiaoluolizijineigehansuandexiaowaguanhexitongjidekelianbabadediaoweiliaobao，yigefengkuangerdadandeniantou，rutongyecaobanzaitaxinlifengzhangqilai。
【suirancailiaoshitianrangzhibie…】
【但是…万一呢？】
【mengxianghaishiyaoyoude，wanyi…nengzuochudipeibanni？】
【weilezaicichidaozheizhongshenxianweidao…pinle！】
tademuguang，zaicitouxiangleyuanzilineipianzacaocongshengdetudi，yanshenbiandewubichire。
cuiweixuandexianyu，zaipinchangguo“yunduan”deweidaohou，dui“tangping”dedingyi，sihuyoufashengleyidianweimiaode、weixiandepianyi……