陛下，臣妾只想混编制
《陛下，臣妾只想混编制》 小说介绍
《bixia，chenqiezhixianghunbianzhi》quanwenmeiyoutuonidaishui，yemeiyoulansutaodeganqingxian，henzhidekandeyibuyanqingxiaoshuo。linxiaoxiaoxiaojingyanshigaishudezhujiao，xiaoshuojingxuan:tataiqitou，huanguzheigebeichengwei“cuiweixuan”dexianyugeqiantan，youkanxiangchuangwaineikebansibuhuodelaohuaishu，zhangzhangdi、zhangzhangditanlekouqi。……
《陛下，臣妾只想混编制》 第2章 免费试读
chuxiugongzhengdian。gao，taigaole。
linxiaoxiaochuizhenaodai，hunzaiyiqunanchunsidexiunvduiwumowei，ganjuezijidejingzhuikuaiyaobeizheichenzhongdeyayiganzheduan。kongqilimimanzheangguidelongxianxiang，sisilvlv，quexiangwuxingdesuolian，lederenchuanbuguoqi。liujindepanlongzhucudexuyaojirenhebao，touxiajudasenrandeyinying。dimianguangjierujing，daoyingzheshangfangmohuerweiyandeshenying——neishijuedingtamenzheiqun“huowu”quliude“zuigaohr”。
“suzhouzhizaozhinv，zhaoshi，nianshiwu——”jianlikebandechangmingshengzaikongkuangdedadianlihuidang，daizheyizhongfeirendebingleng。beidianmingdeshaonvxiangshoujingdexiaolu，douzheshenzisuibushangqian，yingyingxiabai，shengyinxiruowenrui。
gaotaishang，zhengzhongduanzuozheyiweishenzheminghuanglongpaodenianqingnanzi。gedeyuan，kanbuqingmeiyan，zhijuedeneishenyingtingbarusong，zhoushensanfazheshengrenwujindelinlieqichang。pangbianshiyiweitoufahuabai、mianrongcixiangqueyanshenruilidelaofuren，xiangbijiushitaihou。zaixiashou，zuozhejiweizhuguangbaoqi、zhuangrongjingzhidefeipin，qizhongyiweidanfengyan、diaoshaomeide，yanshentiaotidisaoguoxiaguideshaonv，zhengshiliupin。taranzhexianhongkoudandeshouzhisuiyibonongzhechazhangai，fachuqingweidecuixiang，zaijijingzhonggewaicier。
“taiqitoulai。”huangdideshengyinbugao，quedaizheyizhongburongzhiyidechuantouli，qingxidiluozaimeigerenerzhong。
zhaoshizhandouzhetaiqixiaba。
“ng。”huangdizhifachuyigedanyinjie，tingbuchuxinu。pangbiandeliupinqueqingchiyisheng，shengyinbudabuxiao，ganghaonengrangzhouweirentingjian：“xiaojiaziqi，shangbudetaimian。”zhaoshidelianshunjiancanbairuzhi。
linxiaoxiaosuolesuobozi，neixindanmufengkuangshuaping：
【lailelaile！daxingrencai（huowu）shichangxianchangyanhuo！】
【zheihrmianshiyetaiherenle！kpishiyanzhi？jiashi？haishicaiyineijuandu？】
【neiweiliupinniangniang，ninshihrzongjianma？yanshenbiwomenqiansimiejueshitaihaiduawei！】
【xitong！xitong！wodexianyuguanghuanni？kuaijiwotaoshang！woyaoyuandiyinxing！】
fangfohuiyingtadehuhuan，naohailidejixieyindingleyisheng：
【suzhujingshenbodongfuhechufatiaojian，beidongjineng【chujixianyuguanghuan】yishengxiao。xiaoguo：xiaofujiangdininzaiwairenyanzhongdecunzaiganyuweixiedu。chixushijian：suisuzhujingshenzhuangtaibodong。qingbaochididiao（xianyu）xintai。】
linxiaoxiao：“……”baochididiao？zheihaiyongnishuo！woxianzaihenbudebazijisuojindizhuanfengli！
duiwuhuanmandiwangqiannuodong。yigegexiunvshangqian，xiangjingmeideciqibeifanfushenshi、dianping。beiliupaidetianzhenkuangxi，beiliaopaizideshihunluopo。kongqilimimanzhewushengdexiaoyanheyanleideweidao。
“xiayiwei——jingjilinshishunv，linxiaoxiao，nianshiliu——”
laile！linxiaoxiaoxintoumengdiyitiao，ganjuebeihoubeineikebomamayonglituileyiba，liangqiangzhecongduiwulidielechulai。tashenxiyikouqi，monian：“bianzhi！tuixiujin！wuxianyijin！weiletangping！”yingzhetoupi，xuezheqianmianrendeyangzi，dizhetou，maizhexiaosuibuzoudaodianzhongneipianguangkejianrendejinzhuanshang。
guixia。etouchudi。bingliangjianyingdechuganrangtashaoweiqingxingledian。
“minnvlinxiaoxiao，canjianbixia，taihouniangniang，geweiniangniang。”shengyinhaisuanpingwen，daizhediankeyiyadideshaya。henhao，didiaodiyibu，shengyinbuqiyan。
“taiqitoulai。”yijiushihuangdineitingbuchuqingxudeshengyin。
linxiaoxiaohuanhuantaitou，shixianguijudichuiluozaiyanqianyixiaopianjinzhuanshang，buganluanpiao。dantanengqingxidiganjuedaojidaomuguangluozaizijishenshang，xiangtanzhaodengyiyangsaoshi。youqishineiweiliupinniangniangdeshixian，daizheyizhongpingguhuowudetiaoti。
【saomiaozhong…saomiaozhong…】linxiaoxiaoneixinxishizu，【dangqianbeijianshibuwei：fajixian（wanhao），lianse（lahuangyingyangbuliang，chaping），shoushi（guangtutu，hansuan），yiliao（cucao，ditanhuo）…zonghepingfen：fjixianyu，haowuweixie，fuheyuqi！xianyuguanghuanjili！】
“linshi…”liupinyonglandeshengyinxiangqi，daizheyisibuyichajuedeqingmie，“qiaozheshenzigu，sihudanbolexie？zheiqise…mobushizaijiajiushuyudiaoyang？”yijuhua，jidianchutashunvshenfenkenengbushouzhongshi，youanshitatiruoduobing。
linxiaoxiaoxinlifanlegebaiyan：【lailelaile！zhichangpua！anshiwoshentibuhaobupeinaoffer！】mianshangquegongjinghuida：“huiniangniang，minnv…zhishizhouchelaodun，youxiebushi，bingwudaai。”wanmeibanyanyigedanxiaopashi、shentiqianjiadexiaotouming。
gaotaishangsihuanjingleyixia。huangdimeishuohua。taihounianzhefozhu，muguangwenhediluozaitashenshang，yeweizhiyici。
liupinsihuduizheigehaowutesedehuidabushenmanyi，gangxiangzaikaikoudiaonanjiju。turan——
咕噜噜噜……
yizhenqingxiwubi、youyangmianzhang、zaijidujijingdedadianlixiandezheneryulongdefumingsheng，jiqituwudiconglinxiaoxiaoguizhedefangxiangxiangqi！
linxiaoxiao：“！！！”tashunjianshihua，quanshenxueyefangfodouchongdaoletouding！naoziliyipiankongbai！
【**！！！shenmeqingkuang？！wodeduzi！！！】
【wanlewanlewanle！yuqianshiyi！dianqianfangpi…abushi，shifuming！zheibifangpihaishesia！】
【yidingshizaoshangneiwansouledexizhou！zheiposhenti！zheipohouqin！woyaotousu！tousu！】
zhenggedadianluozhenkewen。suoyouxiunvdoujingdaile，liankuqishengdoutingle。gaotaishangdefeipinmenbiaoqinggeyi，liupindezuijiaogouqiyimohaobuyanshidejiqiao。taihounianfozhudeshoudunledun。lianyizhimeishenmebiaoqingdehuangdi，sihudouchaozheibianweiweicelecelian。
linxiaoxiaohenbudedangchangbaogekengbazijimaile！【chujixianyuguanghuan】？zheiguanghuanshifanxiangdeba？！shipatasidebugoukuaima？！tasisidizhetou，ganjuelianjiatangdenengjianjidan。
jiuzaizheilingrenzhixidegangashike，linxiaoxiaonaozilizhiyouyigeniantou：tao！like！mashang！likaizheigerangtashehuixingsiwangdeguidifang！
tajihushipingzhebenneng，xiangyaoganjinketougaotui。xigaixiayishidijiuxiangwanghounuo，jieguoyinweitaiguohuangluan，jiashangguijiuletuima——
“哎哟！”
zaisuoyourenjingedemuguangzhushixia，zheiweigangyifuming“jingjia”delinshinv，yiyizhongjiqibenzhuo、jiqihuaji、haowumeigandezishi，zuojiaobanzhulezijideyoujiaoqunbai，zhenggerenzhongxinbuwen，xiangyizhibeifanleqiaodewugui，siyangbachadi、jiejieshishidichaoqianshuailexiaqu！
“噗通！”
chenmendeshengxianghuidangzaidadianli。tashuaideqihunbasu，etouchadiankedaobinglengdejinzhuan，fajisongsan，jilvsuifalangbeiditiezaihanshideejiao，jingxinweichidedidiaoxingxiangchedifensui。
死寂。
绝对的死寂。
下一秒——
“puchi…”buzhidaoshinagefeipinmeirenzhu，yishengjiqingdexiaoshengdapoleninggudekongqi。
jinjiezhe，xiangshidakaileshenmekaiguan，didide、yayidechixiaoshengcongxiunvduiwulilingxingxiangqi。
linxiaoxiaopazaidishang，yanqianfahei，zhixiangyuandiqushi。wanle，quanwanle。bianzhimeile，tuixiujinfeile，dengzhetadebushibaobanhunyinjiushimairuqingloule…zheigaisidechuanyue！
raner，jiuzaitawannianjuhuizhiji，gaotaizhishang，yigedichenerqingxideshengyinxiangqi，daizheyisinanyiyanshide…xingwei？
“平地也能摔？”
neishengyindunledun，sihuraoyouxingzhidiguanchaleyixiadishangneituanlangbeideshenying。
“倒是有趣。”
“留牌子吧。”
linxiaoxiaomengditaitou，zhuangjinyishuangshensuiruhantandeyanmou。nianqingdediwangxiaojingyan，zhengjugaolinxiadikanzheta，chunjiaosihugouqileyimojidan、jikuaixiaoshidehudu。
林笑笑：“？？？”
【ha？！liu…liupaizi？！】
【yinweipingdishuai？！yinweishesifuming？！】
【bixia…ninzheiluqubiaozhunshibushiyoudian…guoyuqingqile？！】
【wodexianyuguanghuan…mofeishi…fanxiangchaofengxiyinlaobanzhuyilideneizhong？！】
naozili，xitongdetishiyinhuankuaidixiangqi：
【ding！xinshourenwu：chenggongtongguodianxuan，huode‘xuanshi’jiyishangweifen，yiwancheng！】
【renwujianglifafang：【chujixianyuguanghuan】（beidong，xiaofujiangditarendiyi/cunzaigan）yishengxiao。】
【gongxisuzhu，chenggongmaichuhougongxianyushengyadediyibu！】
linxiaoxiaopazaineibinglengcigudejinzhuanshang，ganshouzhesimianbafanghuochaoxiao、huojidu、huotanjiudemuguang，zaikankangaotaishangneiweisihuduitachanshengle“xingqu”dedalaoban，neixinyipianbeiliang。
完了。
她的咸鱼躺平梦……
haoxiangcongyikaishi，jiupaopiandaolemouzhongqiguaidefangxiangshangqule?