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小说简介

《buzailanzhebabachuiniu，quanjiarenquedoukule》shimudanhuakaideyibuduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo，wenzhanglideneirongfuza，yihuankouyihuan，farenshensheng，renshixiedefeichangxianming，nairenxunwei！xiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:yipangdegegehemamaqueyoubutongkanfa。“jiushi，nichuiniubuyeshixiangjitazhangmianzima，tazijiyabuzhuguaibudeni。”“zaozhidaozheiyangwojiuduo……

精彩章节

zhouzhiguokanlewoyiyan，yongyanshenshiyiwokaikou。

liuwenxiuyezaizhuozixiamianchuaiwojiao，rangwoyuanyuanchang，zhouhaotiangengshijiwofaxinxi：“bieluanshuohua，buranbayaodiulianle。”

dedaolesanrendeanshihemingshi，womeiyoulianseyichangdebazhouzhiguolazou，ershijuqiyibeijiu：“dajiabiewuhuiwoba。”

“wobagenbenmeiyoukaiwanxiao，gengmeiyouchuiniu。”

“tashuodeyiqiedoushizhende，wobuguangnianxinbaweishu，zaigongsihaiyougufen，jiusuanjiexialaiwobuqugongsi，tangzaijiali，yinianyeyoudajibaiwandeshouru！”

“wohaijihuazheguojitiandaiwobamaqukankanhuangchengyihao，zaineibianmaitaoyigongqingdezhuangyuan。”

“bijingzhuanqianlejiudehua。”

woyizhishigebijiaochenmoguayandexingzi，zheisuanshiwodiyicichuiniu。

keshizhengyinweiwoguoqudesuozuosuowei，wodechuiniujiurangrenjuedebushichuiniu，ershizhenshidele，suoyizaichangdeqinqipengyoumendoufeitengle。

yigegedoujuqijiubei，xiangyaokaikouzhaowojieqian。

wobailebaishou，zhizhilezhongrendehua，ranhounaqijiubeiduizhezhouhaotian：“danshi，wonengyouzheiyiqiedechengjiugenwomeiyousihaoguanxi。”

“quanshiwogejiwode。”

“nimengenbendoubuzhidaowogeduolihai，tabiaomianshangkanqilaishigexiaozhiyuan，qishishigetouzidalao，tameitiandeliushuijinchudoushiqibaweishude。”

“nimenyiweiwonazhaodezheimehaodegongzuo，jiushirenjiaweilebajiewogeqiuzhewoqude。”

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三：

我越说越夸张。

jihubazhouhaotianshuochengleshijieshoufuyiban。

zaiwodehuali，wozheinianxinbaweishugenbenshenmedoubushi，zhiyaozhouhaotianyuanyi，zaichangmeiyigerendouzhixuyaozhouhaotianyijuhua，jiunenghewoyiyangnianxinbaweishu。

zhouzhiguoyebutuomohengfeile，liuwenxiuyebutiwojiaole，zhouhaotianyebujiwofaduanxinrangwobieluanshuole，sanrenqishuashuadezhanqishen，chongguolaiwuwozui。

“nihushuobadaoshenmeni！”

“nimenbietingzhouxiaojiehushuoa，tajiushichuiniuni。”

“duia，zhouhaotiannayouzheimelihaia，zhouxiaojiekenengshiheduole，nimenqianwanbiexin。”

liuwenxiuhaizhongzhongdeqialeyibawodegebo，zaiwoerbiandishengshuo：“fashenmeshenjingni，zheizhonghuanengluanshuoma？yaoshidajiadouzhaonigejieqian，nigehaizenmehuo？”

我差点没笑出声。

yuanlaitamenyezhidaoshenmejiaorenpachumingzhupazhuang。

zheichuiniuchuidaowoshenshangjiushiweilewohao，chuidaozhouhaotianshenshang，jiushizaihushuobadao。

想到这里。

woyexuezhezhouzhiguofajiufengdeyangzi，basanrentuikai，youxiebuyuedezhoulezhoumei：“nimenzheishiganshenmea，jintianlaidedoushishizaiqinqi，hebizhezheyanyan。”

“zaishuole，zheifacaijiuxianghuaiyun，nimenmandeguoyishi，nandaohaimandeguoyishima？”

yankanqinqimendouyaoxinle。

zhouhaotiandeliansebietiduonankanle，tabatouyaodexianggebolanggu：“womeiheduole，wonayouneimeduoqiana，nimenbietingtade。”

“tacaishiwojialideneigeyouqianren。”

woyipaizhuozi：“wozheirencongbuchuiniu，wozheijiujinimenzhengmingyixiawogedelihai。”

shuowan，wogaoshengjiaolaileyigefuwuyuan：“qu，banimenlaobanjiaolai，jiushuoshizhouzongzhao！”

四：

fuwuyuanhenkuaijiubabailaobanjiaolai。