zhouzhiguokanlewoyiyan，yongyanshenshiyiwokaikou。
liuwenxiuyezaizhuozixiamianchuaiwojiao，rangwoyuanyuanchang，zhouhaotiangengshijiwofaxinxi：“bieluanshuohua，buranbayaodiulianle。”
dedaolesanrendeanshihemingshi，womeiyoulianseyichangdebazhouzhiguolazou，ershijuqiyibeijiu：“dajiabiewuhuiwoba。”
“wobagenbenmeiyoukaiwanxiao，gengmeiyouchuiniu。”
“tashuodeyiqiedoushizhende，wobuguangnianxinbaweishu，zaigongsihaiyougufen，jiusuanjiexialaiwobuqugongsi，tangzaijiali，yinianyeyoudajibaiwandeshouru！”
“wohaijihuazheguojitiandaiwobamaqukankanhuangchengyihao，zaineibianmaitaoyigongqingdezhuangyuan。”
“bijingzhuanqianlejiudehua。”
woyizhishigebijiaochenmoguayandexingzi，zheisuanshiwodiyicichuiniu。
keshizhengyinweiwoguoqudesuozuosuowei，wodechuiniujiurangrenjuedebushichuiniu，ershizhenshidele，suoyizaichangdeqinqipengyoumendoufeitengle。
yigegedoujuqijiubei，xiangyaokaikouzhaowojieqian。
wobailebaishou，zhizhilezhongrendehua，ranhounaqijiubeiduizhezhouhaotian：“danshi，wonengyouzheiyiqiedechengjiugenwomeiyousihaoguanxi。”
“quanshiwogejiwode。”
“nimengenbendoubuzhidaowogeduolihai，tabiaomianshangkanqilaishigexiaozhiyuan，qishishigetouzidalao，tameitiandeliushuijinchudoushiqibaweishude。”
“nimenyiweiwonazhaodezheimehaodegongzuo，jiushirenjiaweilebajiewogeqiuzhewoqude。”
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三：
我越说越夸张。
jihubazhouhaotianshuochengleshijieshoufuyiban。
zaiwodehuali，wozheinianxinbaweishugenbenshenmedoubushi，zhiyaozhouhaotianyuanyi，zaichangmeiyigerendouzhixuyaozhouhaotianyijuhua，jiunenghewoyiyangnianxinbaweishu。
zhouzhiguoyebutuomohengfeile，liuwenxiuyebutiwojiaole，zhouhaotianyebujiwofaduanxinrangwobieluanshuole，sanrenqishuashuadezhanqishen，chongguolaiwuwozui。
“nihushuobadaoshenmeni！”
“nimenbietingzhouxiaojiehushuoa，tajiushichuiniuni。”
“duia，zhouhaotiannayouzheimelihaia，zhouxiaojiekenengshiheduole，nimenqianwanbiexin。”
liuwenxiuhaizhongzhongdeqialeyibawodegebo，zaiwoerbiandishengshuo：“fashenmeshenjingni，zheizhonghuanengluanshuoma？yaoshidajiadouzhaonigejieqian，nigehaizenmehuo？”
我差点没笑出声。
yuanlaitamenyezhidaoshenmejiaorenpachumingzhupazhuang。
zheichuiniuchuidaowoshenshangjiushiweilewohao，chuidaozhouhaotianshenshang，jiushizaihushuobadao。
想到这里。
woyexuezhezhouzhiguofajiufengdeyangzi，basanrentuikai，youxiebuyuedezhoulezhoumei：“nimenzheishiganshenmea，jintianlaidedoushishizaiqinqi，hebizhezheyanyan。”
“zaishuole，zheifacaijiuxianghuaiyun，nimenmandeguoyishi，nandaohaimandeguoyishima？”
yankanqinqimendouyaoxinle。
zhouhaotiandeliansebietiduonankanle，tabatouyaodexianggebolanggu：“womeiheduole，wonayouneimeduoqiana，nimenbietingtade。”
“tacaishiwojialideneigeyouqianren。”
woyipaizhuozi：“wozheirencongbuchuiniu，wozheijiujinimenzhengmingyixiawogedelihai。”
shuowan，wogaoshengjiaolaileyigefuwuyuan：“qu，banimenlaobanjiaolai，jiushuoshizhouzongzhao！”
四：
fuwuyuanhenkuaijiubabailaobanjiaolai。