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小说简介

《chiguaxitong，zenmesuoyourendounengtingdaowo》shiyibukuayueshikongyumingyunjiaozhidechuanyuejiakongxiaoshuo，jiangshulexixixilinyinyinzaixuxulailedebixiajinglidezhuanglimaoxian。xixixilinyinyinshenfuzhongren，bixuchuanyuebutongdeshidai，xunzhaoshenmidebaowubingzuzhixieeshilidefuhuo。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanlelishi、mituanheganrendegushi，xixixizhidaoshentimeilehuibuqu，benxianghuyoutamen，nengqugedafudaguidejia。keshixianzaiyouzheihaoxitong，jiusuan……jiangyinlingduzhezoujinyigelingrentaozuideshijie。

精彩章节

“a~sheiquedeluanrengxiangjiaopi，raorenchigua，tiandaleipi！”

shenzaidifudexixixizuilihaizaidunang。

tashencedeniutouzhongyurenbuzhu，conggoudaozheigenvrenhunkaishi，zuijiumeitingguo。

“nishigaobuqingxianzaideqingkuangma？nisile！”

xixixikanzhezheigerenshenniutoudedifuguanyuan，zaikankandifuxianzaizheitiaojian。

感叹。

niutoubuheren，difubuyinsen。

haoba，zheiyesuanmanzuxiaoshihoudehaoqigua。

difugenrenjiandexingzhengzhongxinchabuduo，neidimiantuodebijingzihailiang，toudingdebaichideng，xiangxiguaneimedake！zhishineixiebanshide“ren”，youxiecanburendu，cairangzheidifuyoujifenyinsengan。

“dage，heiwuchanghemengpozhendeyouyituima。”

席夕夕双眼放光。

niutoulengzhu，neihanhoudedanaodaiyouxiedaimeng“zadi，zheishirenjiandouzhidaole？”

kanba，nayoubuaichiguade，guiyebuliwai！

xixixiandao：buyongduowenle！zheiguawenle！meirenfenxiang，wudishiduomejimo！

jirenzoudaobangongdatang，shijieruhefazhan，neizhanggupodeanbanyijiu。

xixixizheicaichanshengdianzijisiledeshangxin。

“呜呜呜……”

gaotangzhishang，weiyandeheiliannanrenrangtadeliangengheile

“heshikuderucishangxin，shengsinairenzhichangqing，zaishangxinniyebixujieshouzheigeshishi”

“daren，wozhishicaidaoxiangjiaopishuaileyijiao，piguzhedi，zenmehuisi！”

panguanandaoyishengbuhao，lianmangdakaishengsibu。

“wogiao,zheiniutoumamian，zheishijinnian10086cile，tamenzheishiyaogaokuawoya！kpibudabiao，fancuohaiduo，nianzhonghuigedalaobugaowogaoshei，haiyouneiheibaiwuchang，zaojiuxianglawoxiaqu，zheilianggebuzhangrennaodaidechunhuo，yidingyaoxiangbanfahuandiao！”

xixixikanzhepanguandingzhesibubuyu。

“nimenbuhuigoucuohunba！”

niutoumamianyezhidaopashizhendegoucuole，duozaixixixishenhou，duosuozhe，nalidelingdaodoushiherendi！hekuanghaishizuoguidelingdao！

panguankanzhezijixiashuneipangdadeshenquduozaiyixiaoguniangshenhou，zheinengzhezhuma！

yanerdaolingdelianggechunhuo！yebuzhidaoduozaizhuzihou！

zaikankanzheiguniangyeshiyidaqipa，yinweichigua，sanshiqinyuandanbo，danshihaodaiyeyougeqinren，zheishizhijiejiushigeguer！

yuanzhangmeicitingtaxuxutaotao，xiangbatadiudiao，kejiabuzhuyuanzhangshigeyouzhiyecaoshouderen，rendaotashibasuiziligengsheng，talikaineitian，haihelebanjinlaobaigan！

zheiciyiwaiyeshiyinweipaoquchiguashuaide！xiaohua、xiaocao、xiaoba，tahetahetadegushishifeitingbukema？

dingzhetangxianvzi，xiangbutongzheimejiaoqiaokeaideren。

kanshangqufuruningzhi，mianruotaohua，haiyoujiuwo！

danshiweishenmeshigebaguapo！

“guniangbenlainishentimeibeihuohua，womenbiannengsongnihuiyangjian，keshinixuexiaojiannishiguer，bianzaozaohuohua，suoyinihuibuqule”

xixiximudengkoudai，zhidaozijirenyuanbuhao，xiangbudaozheimebuhao！

kanlaibaguashihuanbulaizhenxinde！zhongjiushiwocuofule！

“keshiwobenlaibuyongsiya”

nvhaidanchundewangzheshangweideren。

zheixiaonvwayeshiyoujifenheyanyuande，panguanbianbuzaijixuhuyou，shangliangdao：

“xixiaojie，nikeyuanqutiyanbutongderensheng”

“不愿意”

xixixiyixiaduzhupanguanjiexialaidehua。

“keke，xixiaojie，nikeyuanyiquyigeguafeichangduodedifang？”

“woyuanyi！keshiwoqulerenshengdibushude，yemeirenjiwojiangguaya？”

“zheibushiwenti！womenjinitigongyigechiguaxitongkehao，zhiyaoshiren，tamendeguanidoukeyichi！”

“行！”

panguankanzheyanxiazheiweigenshangmianneiweiyouxieshensi，dongleceyinzhixin。

“benguanzaijinidechiguaxitongjiagedakagongnengba，ruyudaodaqiyunzhe，dedaodeziranyeshihaodongxi”

xixixizhidaoshentimeilehuibuqu，benxianghuyoutamen，nengqugedafudaguidejia。

keshixianzaiyouzheihaoxitong，jiusuanbufugui，zanyenengchuangzaodaofugui！

zuizhongyaodeshi，hainengchigua！

“行”

xixixishengpatamenxiayimiaofanhui。

“快走吧！”

panguan：caolvleya，zheixingzikeyidianyebuxiang……