“查阅，查阅”
chiguabujiji，naoqiaoyouwenti！
【wae~haishibianyidiedegua】
ketingsanrensuiranbuzhidao“gua”shishenmeyisi，dantinglelinyinyinde“gua”hou，zhidaozheige“gua”yinggaishi“huajiachang”ba。
ruguoxixixinengtingjiantamenchengguawei“huajiachang”，dinghuitucaotamenhaishitaihanxu！
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liangmunvbumandekanlexizhongguoyiyan。
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“好的，父亲”
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【bangwogeder,nimenshilaijianduwode？】
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【kanlaibianyidietanlebushaoya，zhishizheichujudeyansezenmeshigedalvse，zheipaifengshanjingranshishoulade，hahaha……】
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xizhongguomeitouqingjinbaoqi。
“你给我出来林兰”
linlanduosuozhebuganchuqu，xizhongguobianjinlaiyibabatalachuqujinlewoshi。
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不过吃瓜不嫌少！
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觉得十分稀奇。
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sanren：(ー_ー)!!
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xixixikanzhebudongdeerren。
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xixixiduanzhewanwanghoutuiletui。
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