caohantufudexiaojiaojiaotianyouruanzheishuxiedezhenshichaojingcaichaoxihuan，zuozhenuomitiaotiaoshibarenwuchangjingxiehuojirenyizhongshenlinqijingdeganjue，xiaoshuozhurengongshisujiaojiaozhangzhong，jiangshulepaoguolaideshihou，rutongyizhenfeng，**shanghaidaigengun，haizuobaiyoubai……e！zhei，duoshaoyoudaidianxigan，tahuranzhijian，jingranjiubuneimetaipale。……
“砰！”
yidaoduoxiaqu，xianxuefeijian。
xuelinlindexianchang，rangganggangjijidesujiaojiaodunshilianseyibai，menhengzheyunleguoqu。
danxiayimiao，renzhongbeiqiadeshengteng，hujindekongqi，culaladedaizheyiguzixuexingweipubierlai，sujiaojiaoyouxingleguolai。
ranhouyibadaixuededaohengzaiyanqian，zhangtufuneilikuisidedaheipenlianshanxianerchu。
xiongsheneshadedao：“bieku！zaikuhaiduo！”
sujiaojiao“wa”deyishengkumeiganchukou，yingshengshengyoubielehuiqu。
bazhangdadexiaolianmanshijingkong，queshichouchouqiqidedao：“wuwu，wo，wobuku，wu……wobuku，ke，keshirenjiayebiebuzhuma！wawawa……”
kukuku，kudenaomendouzhale！
zhangtufu“pa”debadaoyireng，zhazaimanshixuesedeanbanshang，toutengdebuxing：“haohaohao，nibieku，wobuduolexingbuxing？wobujiushagezhu，nizhiyuzheimeku？nikannidoukuyunjicile？”
“neihaishinitaixiong……”sujiaojiaoxiaolianyiranfabai，haizaikuzheshuo，naozidaoshihaimeikusha。
张屠夫没招了。
nulibaliangbianliandanchechuqu，luchubizhongkuihaiyaoheidelian，jinliangfangqingsongyuqi，dishengxiaqidehong：“nei，zheiyangni……”
哇！
哭得更厉害。
张屠夫：！！！
瞬间变脸！
造孽哟！
dabanyejianhuilaidezheigexiaoguniang，zenmezheimeaiku？
buguo，zhangdeshizhenhaokana！
yaoshiyao，lianshilian……yaomeitadegebocu，xiaolianzhangdebibolepidejidanhaibai。
neiyanjingliangliangdexiangshiheiputao，xiaozuihongyanyande……xiangchang。
eiya，fanzhengshizhenhaokan。
yaoshinengqulaidangxiaoxifu，jitazheshoushinian，tayeyuanyideyo！
太好看了！
kexi，zijipeibushangrenjia。
“啪啪啪”
zhangtufujixuhuidaoduorou。
sujiaojiaojiuzaiyibianjiezheku，dengkugoule，jiudunxiakanzhetaganhuo，yibianxibiziyibiandazhekugewen：“haiyaoduoma？nizheiyidao，gutoudouduanle，tahaokelian。”
“啪！”
zhangtufupietayiyan：“nibukelian？nibanyebeirenfanzizhuazou，chadianbamingdashangdeshihou，nibukelian？”
shuodaorenfanzi，sujiaojiaoyouxiangkule。
tamodaozijitoushangzhuangdaodedabao，teng：“……wo，woyetingkeliande。ketamenshuoyaoyongwohuanyinzi，huanleyinzijiubukelianle……”
“huanyinzi？haijinihaochihaohe？”zhangtufuqixiaole，“tamenshuonijiuxinlema？renfanzidezui，pianrendegui！”
xiaoguniangjiajiade，youdianchun，haijinxiangmeishi。
buguo，kantachuanyidaban，daoshijingzhi，bidingshinajia**ba！
“wuwu，keshiwobeidaletou，woshenmedoubujidele……”sujiaojiaokujijideshuo，“wojiujidewodemingzile。”
zhangtufufangebaiyan：“meizhunmingziyeshijiade……xinglexingle，bieku，laozizhenhouhuijiuleni，kuqilainengchaosi。”
sujiaojiaomolei，shengqi：“buxushuocuhua！nishizaimaren！”
张屠夫：……
服气！
“xingxingxing，wobushuo。”
bieshuo，zaishuojiuzaijinibiaoyanyigeshuiyanzhangjiacun！
tazheiyiheitianjiayixiaoshangwule，doutingtakuyunjicile。
看他长得丑，哭。
听他声音大，哭。
见他杀猪，哭。
见他剁肉，还是哭。
zheihuier，jianleshuojucuhua……haiku。
你哭巴精转世的吗？
“woguoliangtianquganji，zaijinidatingdatingzhouweiyoumeiyoudiulenverderenjia，ranhounidengxinba！”
zhangtufuxinfanyiluandeshuo，zongganjuezheigeguniangyaoshizhenzhaodaojiarensongzoule……tayihouzheiquxifudeshuizhunyeyaobagaole。
啧！
真是太好看了。
其它人入不了眼了。
daizhezheizhongmomingdebushufu，zhangtufuzhuanshenkangqibanshanzhurou，zhijiehuileyuan，nalegouziguazaiyuanzilideshuxia，hanlesujiaojiaojinqukanzhe，biebeimaotouchile。
shengxiadebanshan，taxiawuyaoqumaidiao。
“zhidaole，zhangdage。”sujiaojiaogaoxingdejinqu，henyuanyigandianshi。
jingguozheixiaobantiandexiangchu，tafaxianzheigezhangdeyouchoushengyinyoudadenanren，shigehaorenni！
tabudata，haijitafanchi，haihongtabuku，haiyaojitazhaojiaren……yidingshigehaoren。
jiushi，shuohuayoudiancuye，danmeiguanxi，youtazai，yihouhuigaide。
“zhangdage，niqumang，woyidinghuikanhaorouroude。”
sujiaojiaozheihuieryoumolelei，kaixindeshuo。
zhijiebagezhangtufujichoudeyo……jianzhimeifadehen。
jiuwen，zheiyangdeshabaitianrengchuqu，pashimeizoujibu，jiuyoubeiguaizoule，zazheimehaopian？
一点警惕心都没有。
“zhongwuxiangchisha？jinidungezhujiao，nikenzhechi……woxiawudeshihou，yaochuqumaizhurou，shunbianzhouweilincunliyejiniwenwen。”zhangtufuyoushuo。
taxiaoshihoushigenyangfumutaohuanglaizhangjiacunde，yangfumusidezao，tadangshihaixiao，meifaziyigerenhuo，houlaiyoushicunliyihushazhuderenjiabatalacheda，tulibaoshidexiangxiaren，yemeishenmewenhua，qubuchushenmehaomingzi，shuotalidaqi，kanqilaihoushi，youzhuang，qumingzhongba。
zhangzhong，waihaozhangtufu，huoshishazhuge。
zheihurenjiayemeigehaizi，neishibazhangtufudangqinshengerzizaiteng。
zhangdahou，zheihushazhudejiarenyedouxiangjiguoshile，zhangtufupimadaixiaosongzouliangweilaorenhou，yejiujichenglezhangjiadeshazhumairouzheigexingdang。
yinweiliqida，ganhuoyoulisuo，jiderouyegongping，zhiduobushao，shilibaxiangdouyuanyimaitaderou，zhangtufuyejiuchuangchuleyidianxiaomingsheng。
zuowanzhisuoyinengjiandaoyuanzilineigekubajing，jiushiyinweitazuotianxiawuchuqujirenjiasongroule，huilaiwanle……luguocunwaibianneitiaoxiaoludeshihou，tingdaozheikubajing“wawa”dekusheng。
ranhoutatingleyierduo，xiaodezheishipengshanglehuairenzaiqifuguniang。
lishichongchuqu，bahuairenbaozouyidun，jiuxialexiaoguniang。
jieguo，zhenshijiulegezuzong！
zheizuzongcongzuowanhuilaijiuku，yizhibutingdeku。
kantayiyankuyihui，tingtashuojuhuayoukuyihui……tazheiyiwanshangdoumeishuia，zheisheizaodezhu？
guanjianshiwenshadoubuzhidao，haikugebuting，kudetaxinruandeshazhudaodoukuainabuwenle。
henbudeganjinbazheixiaojiaojiaolouhuailishijinghong，danfantabuku，naodaizhaixialaijitawandouxing。
haihaojintianbanshangwubukule，tayesonglekouqi，zheicaiwenlexiexinxichulai：daletou，wanglejiazainaerle，shuoshijiaosujiaojiao，danzhangtufuyoudianbutaixin。
shabujijidexiaobaituzi，beirendunlechile，douzhihuiku。
zhangtufuzhongwuguorandunleyizhizhujiaojitaken……ranhou，tashebudechi，tachilelianggecaibingzi，kangzhezhuroujiuchuqule。
chuquzhihouhaibamensuoshang，shengpazheixiaotuzibeisheijiqifule。
haizhufuta：“bushiwohuilaidehua，nitingdaodongjingbiechusheng，youhuairen。”
sujiaojiaobeihuairenhehuaile，lianmangguaiguaidiantou。
liangmingrenfanzidabanyebeizouleyidun，haidiudaoledashoudehuanghuaxiaoguinv，zheikouqirenbuxia。
yizhidengzhezhangtufuzoule，liangrenyoudengledeng，gumozheneizhangtufuzouyuanle，zheicaiyougougousuisuidemoleshanglai……yiyankandaolibamenlidexiaoguniangzhengzaiyuanzilishaitaiyang，dunshixinhuanufang：“xiaoniangmen，zheihuimeirenjiunileba！kannihaizenmepao！”
sujiaojiaomengdeyigejilin，zhuanshenjiupao……liangrenxingfendebuxing，yijiaochuaikailibamenchongjinqu，yirenzhuatui，yirenwuzui，shunjianbagexiaoguniangzhifudetuotuode。
“就地办了吧！”
liangrenduishiyiyan，yanlishanzhexieguang，“zheimehaodecai，neigechoushazhudeyidingzaochiguole，jiusuanmaiyemaibushanghaojiaqian，womenxiongdiyelehelehe。”
sujiaojiaoyangdejingzhi，buzhidaozheilehelehezaishuoshenme，ketazhidaoyidingbushihaohua，tapinmingzhengzha，youchuaiyouyao，zhongyubeitadelejihui，dajiaoyisheng：“jiuminga。”
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