xiaoxinzixideguanhaomen，zheicaiyouchongchuqu，yiliannuqidezhizhegangyaopaqilaipaozoudeyoutounanrenshuodao：“jiuta！tajiushirenfanzi！”
liudabaoxiangpao，kepaobudong。
他腿软得要死啊！
呜呜呜！
huidechangzidouqingle：“biedabieda，wopateng……zhende，wobushirenfanzi，wojiushizhenshangliuyuanwaijiadexiaoerzi。wuwuwu，wozhenbushihuairen。”
啪！
yizhibojidadeshouzhang，zhijieshanzailiudabaolianshang，baliudabaoshandeyuandizhuanlehaojiquan，yuntouzhuanxiangdeyi**zuoshang，yankanshanmengle。
jiutingyanqianzheigenanrenshengruhongzhongdeshuo：“he！nishibushihuairen，bushinishuolesuan，shiwoshuolesuande！buguonisibuchengrendehua，neijiushidadeshao！”
人嘛，就是欠扇！
打多肯定就承认了。
xiangqizheishi，zhangzhongjiuhenshengqi。
tebietebieshengqi，feichangfeichangshengqi。
tazheimedasuishule，haoburongyikanshangyigexiaojiaojiao，xiangzheyaobarenjiaquchengxiaoxifunuanbeiwo……zheishirongyime？
bazimeiyipie，caigangyouneimeyidiandian，jiuyourenchongguolaiyaoqiangren，tajintianyidingyaohuosileta！
guantashenmedabaoxiaobaode，yigaidachengmeibao！
liangbianxiuziyilv，pilipalayoushangshou，dunshibageliudabaozouchenglezhutou。
ergouzigenzhanggenshengchongguolai，zezeyoushengdekanzhe：“shazhuge，nichushoutinghena……qiaozheixiaozi，buhuizhenbeidashaleba！”
只要打不死就行！
zhiyudasha，bushigenghaoma？
zhangzhonghengyisheng：“yigehuairen，dajiudale。”
youturanxiangdaoshenme，mashanggenergouzihezhanggenshengshuodao：“woyoudaming，yihoujiaowozhangzhong，huozhezhonggedouxing。bieyikouyigeshazhuge，liqitaizhong，hedaohuahuacaocaoyebuhao。”
两人惊呆：！
**！
shazhudaoturanzheimehuishuorenhua，zheibicunzililailerenfanzihaiyaogengzhenjingdehaoba！
“a，zhei，weishenmejiuburanghanleya！”ergouzishuo，tayanjingdengdeyuanyuande，“shazhugejiaodetingshunkoude。”
daoshizhanggenshengnaozilinghuo，yibazhangjiangergouzipaikai：“biexiashuo。zhonggeyihouyaoquxiaosaozile，xiaosaozimianqianjizhonggeliudianlianmianma！dananren，nagebuyaolian！”
啊这，也对对对。
ergouziyoulianliandiantou，gengjiaxianmule：“xiaoxiannvyiyangdexiaosaozi，haokan。”
张重开心了。
他媳妇，当然好看。
“zhangxiaozi，ni，nizheixiaozi，dongshouhaitingkuai。”cunzhangshanglenianji，tuijiaoman，zheihuierpaoguolaideshihou，yankanliudabaobeidachenglezhutou。
tayishizhijian，yefenbuqingzheidaodishibushiliuyuanwaijiadexiaoerzile。
wanyiyaoshizhenbarenjidale，huitouliuyuanwaizhaotasuanzhangzenmeban？
“cunzhang，tagenbenbushishenmeliudabao。liudabaosuiranqueyouqiren，danwokending，tabushi。”zhangzhonglengjingdeshuo。
cunzhanglianhei：“nizenmezhidaobushi？adui，nidoubarendachengzhutoule，zheihuierkendingbushide。”
chouxiaozi，xiashoushizhenheia！
weilehuzijiaxiaoxifu，fengle。
“liudabaoshiliuyuanwaidexiaoerzi，chuxingdouyouxiaren，zuoyougenzheyiqun……nizaikankanzheiren，chuleyishenyifuhaixiangdianyang，biededifang，shenmexiangle？”
zhangzhongtiyijiaoliudabao，“buxindehua，nizaikankantadeshou，shibushizhitoushangdouyoujian？”
zhenzhengdeliudabao，shibuhuiganrenhehuojide，yilaishenshou，fanlaizhangkoujiuxing。
ergouzimashangqukan，ranhouhenkuaiqishen，yilianqifendao：“cunzhang，shoushangyoujian，guoranbushiliudabao！”
村长：……
zhenjingdeshixiankanxiangzhangzhong：“e！nixiaozi，yanshenhaizhendu！”
jiranbushiliudabao，cunzhangheheyishenglengxiao：“baletadeyifu，xiandiaoqilaida！”
气死了！
zhendangtazhangjiacunshishenmenengsuibianqifudedifangma？
dongbudongjiulaigerenfanzi，xiangbaguniangpianzou？
呸，没门！
tamencundeguniangneimeshao，tamencundehanzimendoubugoufenni！
jialiudabaoyifubeibadeshihou，chulewaimianyicengjinyi，limiandeyifu，doudalebudingle。
很好。
又多一个实证！
pianzi，huairen，renfanzi……qihuo！
yiqunrenchaochaorangrang，jiezhezaibarenniusongdaozhenshang，zhangzhongyemeixiaoqi，jintianfanshilaideren，meirenlianggetongban。
皆大欢喜。
dengderenzoule，zhangzhongzixidebayuanmenguanshang，ranhoushunjianhuashenshijianzuiwenroudenanzi，xiaoshengdequhongneigexiaojiaojiao。
“jiaojiao，huairenyijingsongzoule，nibiepa，chulaishaitaiyangba，wobayuanmenguanhaole，baozhenghuairenjinbulai。”
fangmen“zhiya”yisheng，luchuyitiaoxixidefeng。
yikejinghunweidingdexiaonaodaizaicishenchu，ranhouzuokanyoukan，dengkandaozhongyumeirendeshihou，xiaokubao“wa”deyishengchongchulai，tiaodaozhangzhongshenshang，yishuangshoubeisisibaojinbozi，kudeyouzhibuzhule。
啊这。
zhangtufuzheigecurenyoushaleyan。
他，该抱哪里呢？
shuobushuoba，xiaoguniangshenshangzhenxiang。