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第11章
jiubajinglizaihuangmaomianqiandiantouhayao，kejianhuangmaobingbushishenmexiaorenwu，yibiandelvqingdengrenkandaohuranganjueyouxiebumiao。
huangmaoyibazhuaizhulvqingyijin，ladaojiubajinglimianqianwendao：“chenjingli，nijiwoshuoshuozheixiaozizenmegeqingkuang？”
jingliqiaoyiyanlvqing，limajieshi：“wangzongxinu，zheijiahuodefuqinshininghaidiyigangchangdelaozong，jialiyoudianxiaoqian，jingchanglaiwomenjiuba，suoyihewoyesuanrenshi，ninyongbuzhehezheizhongrenshengqi。”
huangmaotinghouyijiaobalvqingchuaidaozhuozishang，shunshouzhuaqiyipingpijiuanzailvqingdenaodai。
“ninghaidiyigangchangdelaozong？heng！wohaiyiweinilaoziyouduomelebuqi！”
huangmaoyongpijiupingpaidalvqingdelian，yibiandayibianchaofengdao：“niganggangbushihenzhuaima？zaijiwozhuaiyigekankan，xinbuxinxianzaijiuzaininaodaishangkaipiao！”
“nimendaodixiangganma？”
lizixinturanzoulechulai。
huangmaokanqu，suijiluchuxieedexiaorong：“chenjingli，zheinvdebucuo，shinimenjiubadema？”
jiubajinglihuidadao：“bushi，hezheixiaoziyiyang，shigelaozongdehaizi，jialidoushiyoudianxiaoqian。”
“fuerdaima，shiwoxihuandeleixing。”huangmaochaolizixinzouqu，“xiaomeimei，biepa，guolaipeiwomenhejibei？”
shuozhehuangmaolazhulizixindeshou，xiangbatalaguoqu，zheishiwangweituranchongshangquyijiaochuaixianghuangmao。
huangmaoyiqunrendoushisanshiduosishiduosuidezhuangnian，lvqingtamenbuguocaiershichutouhaiweibiyedexuesheng，liqishangkendingbibuguotamen。
wangweiyijiaobingmeiyoushangdaohuangmao，fandaojiqihuangmaodenuhuo。
“敢踢老子！”
huangmaozhuazhepijiupingzouxiangwangwei，zhijiejiuzaiwangweidetoushanglaishangyipingzi，dunshixueyefeijian。
jiubaliderenkandao，jianjiaosiqi，fenfenxiangwaipaoqu。
linxinxintamenkandaowangweitoushangxianxuezhiliu，hedemiansecangbai，huadoushuobushanglai，lizixingengshizhijietanruanzaidi，butingdichouqi。
jiubajinglibuxiangshiqingnaoda，yingxiangjiubashengyi，suihouxianghuangmaoshuodao：“wangzong，tamendoushixieruchouweigandexuesheng，yongbuzhehetamenshengqi，ninmaiwogemianzi，jinwandexiaofeiwoqinghaole。”
huangmaopieyiyanjiubajingli，dianshangyigenyanxileyikou，shuodao：“wozheirenbushibujiangli，mainimianzikeyi，jinwanrangneisangenvdepeiwomenhe，gaoxingle，womenjiuzou。”
“zhei......wangzong，ninzheibushiweinanwoma？tamenyoubushiwomenjiubadepeijiuxiaojie，buruzheiyang，wojininlingwaizhaojigegengpiaoliangde？”
“bu，jinwanwojiuyaotamensa。”
huangmaoshuowanchaotashenbianliangrenhuihuishou，ranhouzhizhelizixinshuodao：“nimenlianggebaneinvdelaguolai，qiyulianggenimenyaoshixihuan，suinimenbian。”
huangmaoliangmingshouxiatinghouxiangshierxiao，chaolizixinzouleguoqu。
“nimenxiangganma！fangkaiwo！kuaifangkaiwo！”
lizixinjilizhengzha，tuikaitamen，danzailiangmingjianzhuangdenanrenmianqian，jiusuantazaizhengzhayewujiyushi。
“**，kuaifangkaiwo！”
“heihei，xiaomeimei，bielangfeiliqile，guaiguaipeiwangzonghejiuyoushenmebuhao，zaichayebitamenzheixieguisunqiangba！”
“你们放开她！”
turan，liangmingnanzishenhouchuanlaileyishengnuhou。
tingdaoshuxideshengyin，yangyangfangxiashouji，taitoukanqu，zhijianlinxinxinzoudaolizixinshenbianchekailiangmingnanzi。
“nimenbuyaotaiguofenle，xinbuxinwoxianzaijiubaojing！”
huangmaoyitingdaobaojing，dunshidaxiao，neigongyasangfachudeshengyinchuanrulinxinxindengrenerli，jiuxiangshibeilijiancileyiyang，jicieryounanshou。
“zheinvdezhangdebucuo，chenjingli，najiade？
huangmaoshuowan，jiubajinglilianmangshangqianshuodao：“suiranjianguotajici，danwobushihenqingchu，tamenzheixierenjialidouyoudianqian，yinggaiyeshigeyouqianrenjiadehaizi。”
“wangzong，tamendouhaishixuesheng，ninhaishi......”
“xueshengzenmele？laozijiushixihuan。”
shuozhehuangmaoshenshouyaoqupenglinxinxindelian，buguobeilinxinxinduokaile。
“hei！zheinvdehaitingyouxingge，gejige，neiyingerfeide**wobuyaole，jiuyaozheige。”
linxinxintinghouyilianhuangkong，nachushoujijiuyaobaojing，zheishi，huangmaoqiangguotadeshoujirengdaoyibian。
“xiaomeimei，baojingyeyaodengshiqingjieshuhouzaibaoa！”huangmaoxiexiaodao，“guolai，laozijiaonihejiu。”
yankanhuangmaojiuyaolazhulinxinxin，yimingnanshengturanshangqianshuodao：“wangzong，ganggangshiwomenyouyanbushitaishandezuilenin，xianzaiwojinindaoqianle，ninjiufangguowomenba！”
huangmaodenglenanziyiyan，yibazhangshanleguoqu。
“xianzaizhidaohouhuile，ganggangnimenzheibangtuzaizibushiyigebiyigezhuaima？”
huangmaoshuozhechaolvqingkanqu，yizhisuozaikazuojiaoluodelvqinghuanhuanzoudaohuangmaomianqian，shuodao：“wangzong，doushiwobudui，ninyoushenmexuyaobangmangdejinguankaikou，wonengbangdaoyidinghuiyiburongci，qiuninfangguowomenba。”
“nixianzaizhidaoqiuwole？nilaozibushihenniuma？nibushiyaobawohongchujiubama？”
“duibuqi！wangzong，wozhidaocuole！”
“xianzaideren，xinggewangjiujiaozuowangzong，neiwoxingyangbujiudejiaoyangzongle？”
turan，yizhizuozhewanshoujideyangyangdianshangyigenyanzhanleqilai，chaohuangmaozouqu。
“你哪个啊？”
huangmaowenwankanxiangjiubajingli，zhijianjiubajingliyaoyaotou，biaoshiyiwusuozhi。
“heng！wonage？”yangyangrengdiaoganggangxileyikoudeyanlenghengyisheng，zhuaqiyigejiupinghoujixushuodao，“zheijiuyaowenwenwoshouzhongdepijiupingle！”
zhayanzhijian，huangmaohaimeifanyingguolai，naodaijiubeiyangyangkailepiao，xianxuelinli，ranhongleyidabandeyifu。
“啊！！！”
“ni，nizhei**！！”
“**？”
“嘭！！”
yangyangnannanziyuyisheng，jiezheyoushiyipingzizaxianghuangmao，dunshiyouchuanchuyishengshazhushidecanjiao，huangmaozhenggerenbeidapazaizhuozi，xianxuehengliu。
turuqilaideqingkuang，lvqingdengrenquandoukanshaleyan。
linxinxindejiefudongshoudalehuangmao？
zheibubaimingzhesongsima！suansongsijiusongsiba，hailianleishangtamen，cikelvqingdengrennuhuogongxin，qidexiangkudexindouyou。
“xiangbalao，nifengle！nihaimeikanqingchuqingshi？”
“nixiangsiyebiebawomenlashanga！”
lvqingtamenzhenhouhuidangchurangyangyanggenlai，huangmaoaileliangpingzi，shiqingyinaodadaowufawanhuidedibu。
ruguohuangmaoxiangshatamen，jintiansheiyepaobule。
作者：坚韧的刀
栏目：都市
裴总难缠，狗都不谈！
作者：霍嘉也
栏目：都市
离婚冷静期最后一天，他带回第七位失足少女
作者：淼流年
栏目：都市
女友是骗子，我将计就计送她入狱
作者：火锅辣么大
栏目：都市
她净身出户当天，秦爷彻底失控了！
作者：爆炒油菜花
栏目：都市
楼道被垃圾占满后，对门邻居开始管我叫大师
作者：油渣儿发白
栏目：都市
