除夕夜，手撕偷我香肠送人情的大姑姐龙虾大师-著

小说简介

《chuxiye，shousitouwoxiangchangsongrenqingdedagujie》shilongxiadashizuixinchuangzuodeyibuduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo。gushizhongdeliuqinliuhaozheshenshishenmi，jubeiyiyuchangrendenengli，tamenzhankaileyiduanliqiyoujiliedelvcheng。zheibenxiaoshuojinzhangciji，yinrenrusheng，jiangduzhedairuyigechongmanqihuanhemaoxiandeshijie。“rangtamenzou，wojiukantamenshenmeshihoukuzhehuilaigenwomenxiaguidaoqian。”liuqintaixiaozhangle，benlaiwodoubuxianglitale，keshitahaizhangzuiluanpen，neiwoyidingbuhui……。

精彩章节

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gonggongchouleyikouyan，ranhouzhongzhongzaichajishangyipai：

“goule，meiwanmeileshiba，nidajiedoushuosonglingdaole，nihaifeiyaotaqunahuilai，younizheimeweinanrendema？

“jiranneimexihuan，rangnimazaijiyidianbujiuxingle，youbushiduogaoguidedongxi，jijinzhuroueryi。”

woqidechadianchuanbuguolaiqi。

zheishijijinzhuroudeshiqingma？

zheimingmingjiushitamenquanjiarenbuzunzhongwodebiaoxian，quebeitashuodezheimeyundanfengqing。

laogonghaipawodongletaiqi，lianmangjiwoshunqi：

“bieji，bieji，haizizhongyao。”

刘琴又阴阳怪气了：

“zhuangshenmezhuang？huaigehaizieryi，nagenvrenbuhuihuaihaizi？youbushihuailegelongdan，haiyaoquanjiarenkannidelianse？”

烦死了。

woqishenjiuhuifangkaishishoushidongxi。

woyoubushizijimeijia，weishenmeyaozaizheilishoutamendeqi？

woyaohuijia，mashanghuijia。

liuqingenlejinlai，yijiaotifanwodexinglixiang：

“nibiefashenjinga，jinnianshinihehaozhejiehundiyinian，danianchuyishiyaohuilaojiajisuoyouqinqibainiande，nizheigeshihouzoule，rangwobamadelianwangnalige？”

woguantawangnalige，gefenkengdoubuguanwodeshi。

“bawodexiangzifuqilai！”

tagaoaodizhanzhe：“hehe，jiwoguixiadaoqianwojiujinifuqilai，buruliudenongcunren。”

tazhendechenggongremaolewo：“liuqin，nisilema？zaiwomenlaojiazhijisirenxiagui，nishenmeshihousilewojiushenmeshihoujinixiagui。”

taliandouqihongle：“daguoniande，niganzhouwo，zhaosi！”

tayibianshuoyibianjuzheshoujiuchaowodalai，keshiwogengjiaxunsudiyigebazhangxianjitashuaileguoqu：

“liuqin，worennihenjiule。”

tawuzhelianjianjiao：“nigandawo，nige**denongcunrengandawo？bama，nimenkuailaijiwozuozhua，linsutayaodasiwole。”

gonggongpopofeikuaidipaojinwodewoshi，popoxintengdimozheliuqindelian，henbudechilewo：

“sheijinidedanzidawonver？tazhangzheimedawodoumeiyoudongguoyicishou，nijurangandata？”

gonggongerhuabushuojuqileshou，laogongjishidangzailewomianqian。

啪！

yigejieshidebazhangdazailaogonglianshang，gonggongqifengle，yibatuikaita；

“jiwogunkai，kanwojintianzenmehaohaoshoushinizheigebulaoshidexifuer，zaiwojialidougandongshoudawonver，tayaofantian。”

laogongsisidangzaiwomianqian：“ba，susuhaihuaizhehaizini，nimennengbunengbuyaozheimepianxin？”

“gun，huaigehaizijiulebuqile？xiangyonghaizilainaniewo？zuomeng。

“laozizheibeiziconglaibuzhongnanqingnv，nijiedeerziyirankeyijichengwodejiachanjichengwodefangzi，bieyiweihuaigehaizijiukeyishangtian。”

笑死了！

jiachanjiachan，youshijiachan。

taheliuqinyiyangzhengtianzhengtianbushifangzijiushiqian，zongshuowojiajiliuhaozhemudebuchun。

qishitamenyejiuliangtaofangzieryi，yitaohaishilaopoxiao，zhurendoubufangbian。

haiyoujiushiwomenxianzaizhudezheitao，gonggongpopoyizhishuozheishiwomendehunfang，keshifangchanzhengshangmingziqueshitamende。

liuqinyezhangqizhuzaizheili，zheisuannamenzidehunfang。

popochaowotuleyikoukoushui：

“gaosuni，yaoxiangjixuzaiwodefangzilimianshushufufudexiangfu，jiulaoshidianjiazheweibazuoren，zheigejia，xiaoqincaishizhuren。

“wosuishikeyibafangchanzhenggaichengxiaoqindemingzi。”