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gonggongchouleyikouyan，ranhouzhongzhongzaichajishangyipai：
“goule，meiwanmeileshiba，nidajiedoushuosonglingdaole，nihaifeiyaotaqunahuilai，younizheimeweinanrendema？
“jiranneimexihuan，rangnimazaijiyidianbujiuxingle，youbushiduogaoguidedongxi，jijinzhuroueryi。”
woqidechadianchuanbuguolaiqi。
zheishijijinzhuroudeshiqingma？
zheimingmingjiushitamenquanjiarenbuzunzhongwodebiaoxian，quebeitashuodezheimeyundanfengqing。
laogonghaipawodongletaiqi，lianmangjiwoshunqi：
“bieji，bieji，haizizhongyao。”
刘琴又阴阳怪气了：
“zhuangshenmezhuang？huaigehaizieryi，nagenvrenbuhuihuaihaizi？youbushihuailegelongdan，haiyaoquanjiarenkannidelianse？”
烦死了。
woqishenjiuhuifangkaishishoushidongxi。
woyoubushizijimeijia，weishenmeyaozaizheilishoutamendeqi？
woyaohuijia，mashanghuijia。
liuqingenlejinlai，yijiaotifanwodexinglixiang：
“nibiefashenjinga，jinnianshinihehaozhejiehundiyinian，danianchuyishiyaohuilaojiajisuoyouqinqibainiande，nizheigeshihouzoule，rangwobamadelianwangnalige？”
woguantawangnalige，gefenkengdoubuguanwodeshi。
“bawodexiangzifuqilai！”
tagaoaodizhanzhe：“hehe，jiwoguixiadaoqianwojiujinifuqilai，buruliudenongcunren。”
tazhendechenggongremaolewo：“liuqin，nisilema？zaiwomenlaojiazhijisirenxiagui，nishenmeshihousilewojiushenmeshihoujinixiagui。”
taliandouqihongle：“daguoniande，niganzhouwo，zhaosi！”
tayibianshuoyibianjuzheshoujiuchaowodalai，keshiwogengjiaxunsudiyigebazhangxianjitashuaileguoqu：
“liuqin，worennihenjiule。”
tawuzhelianjianjiao：“nigandawo，nige**denongcunrengandawo？bama，nimenkuailaijiwozuozhua，linsutayaodasiwole。”
gonggongpopofeikuaidipaojinwodewoshi，popoxintengdimozheliuqindelian，henbudechilewo：
“sheijinidedanzidawonver？tazhangzheimedawodoumeiyoudongguoyicishou，nijurangandata？”
gonggongerhuabushuojuqileshou，laogongjishidangzailewomianqian。
啪！
yigejieshidebazhangdazailaogonglianshang，gonggongqifengle，yibatuikaita；
“jiwogunkai，kanwojintianzenmehaohaoshoushinizheigebulaoshidexifuer，zaiwojialidougandongshoudawonver，tayaofantian。”
laogongsisidangzaiwomianqian：“ba，susuhaihuaizhehaizini，nimennengbunengbuyaozheimepianxin？”
“gun，huaigehaizijiulebuqile？xiangyonghaizilainaniewo？zuomeng。
“laozizheibeiziconglaibuzhongnanqingnv，nijiedeerziyirankeyijichengwodejiachanjichengwodefangzi，bieyiweihuaigehaizijiukeyishangtian。”
笑死了！
jiachanjiachan，youshijiachan。
taheliuqinyiyangzhengtianzhengtianbushifangzijiushiqian，zongshuowojiajiliuhaozhemudebuchun。
qishitamenyejiuliangtaofangzieryi，yitaohaishilaopoxiao，zhurendoubufangbian。
haiyoujiushiwomenxianzaizhudezheitao，gonggongpopoyizhishuozheishiwomendehunfang，keshifangchanzhengshangmingziqueshitamende。
liuqinyezhangqizhuzaizheili，zheisuannamenzidehunfang。
popochaowotuleyikoukoushui：
“gaosuni，yaoxiangjixuzaiwodefangzilimianshushufufudexiangfu，jiulaoshidianjiazheweibazuoren，zheigejia，xiaoqincaishizhuren。
“wosuishikeyibafangchanzhenggaichengxiaoqindemingzi。”