zheishiyibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，jiangshuleyexiongyangxinyizailangziyingdebixiajinglileyixiliejingxiancijidegushi。yexiongyangxinyitianshengjubeilechaohuxunchangdetianfu，tamianlinzhelaizigefangshilidezhuishahekaoyan。zaizheigecankuershenmideshijieli，tabixubuduanchengzhangbingxunzhaozhenxiang。yexiongjiangmaobifanghuitongheli，zhengzhunbeizhuanshenlikai，quebeipanglaobanlanzhulequlu。“xiaoxiongdi，nizenmenazoubushuyunidedongxini？”“……lingrenpingxiyidaidejiejujiangzhenhannidexinling。
轰——
xuwenqiangdehuaruyijijinglei，zaizhongrendeerbianhenhenzhaxiangle。
啥？
xuwenqiangganggangshuoleshenme？
tachenghuyexiongneifeiwuweiyilishabaihaodezhuren？
zhei……zheishitamentingcuole，haishixuwenqiangzuipiaole？
叶雄。
yigegangchuyudelaogaifan，jialimeiqianmeibeijing，zenmejiuchengleyilishabaihaodezhurenle？
“xuchuanzhang，nishibushirencuorenle？”
xiaochenyumanlianchidaidebiaoqing，genbenbuyuanxiangxin。
“我当然没认错。”
xuwenqianglenghengdao：“yilishabaihaodezhurenjiushiyexiongxiansheng！”
这……
xiaochenyuheliufeifeiyizhentouyunmuxuan，zaichangdelaibinyeshimudengkoudai。
叶雄……
tamenganggangmeigerendouyaocaishangyijiaodeyexiong，juranshiyilishabaihaodezhuren？
zheinimadewanxiaokaidetaidaleba！
yiqunrenqiadatui、rouyanjing，jianzhibuxiangxinzijideerduo。
zuinanshoudeyaoshuliufeifei。
ganggangtahaiyiwei，keyibayexiongcaizaijiaoxia。
kemashangjiushenfenhuhuan，bianchengyexionggaogaozaishang，zijiyaobeitacaizaijiaoxiale。
这让她如何接受！
dangji，liufeifeijiushangqianjianjiaodao：“xuchuanzhang，yilishabaihaodezhurenbushiyangxinyiyangxiaojiema？”
“weishenmebianchengyexiongzheigelaogaifanle？”
laogaifansangezitazaojiuhanshunkoule，suoyishuohuadeshihoutuokouerchu。
danyemashangjitazhaolaidahuo！
xuwenqianglianseshunjianlengdebunengzaileng，weiweimizhedeyanjinglibengshechuyidaodaohanmang，yigedazuibazichouzailiufeifeidelianshang。
“啪——”
力量之大……
dangchangjiufachuxiangliangdeshengyin，rangrendunshijuhuayijin。
liufeifeigengshijichoufeichuqu，qibabuzhihoucailuozaidishang，haoburongyipaqilai，lianshangdezhuangrongzaojiuhuale。
wutiaoxuehenjiweimingxianyinzaineili，lianzuibadouwaidaoyibian，shuohuadouzailoufeng：“ni，ni，nidawo……”
cishideliufeifei，naerhaiyoupiankeqianxinniangzidefengfengguangguang，zhishengxiamanshendelangbeikeyan。
“闭嘴！”
xuwenqianglianshangshanguoyidaolimang：“nizaiganduorumayexianshengbanju，womashangjiubanicongyilishabaihaoshangrengxiaqu！”
liufeifeidunshihedebuganzaishuohua，zhinengweiqudiwuzhulezijidezuiba。
“叶先生……”
xuwenqiangmeizaiqudalita，ershilaidaoyexiongdeshenqian，gonggongjingjingdiwendao：“zheilianggerenzenmechuli？”
yexiongwanweidikanleyiyanxiaochenyuheliufeifei，xixueshuodao：“yilishabaihaoyixiangbeishiweidianya、haoguidedaimingci，nikanliangrenjiuhexiaochouyiyang，hegaoguidianyagenbenjiubuzhanbian，bupeizaishangmianjubanhunli！”
这话说得没毛病。
liangrensuiranchuanderenmogouyang，danshiqizhiquexuebulaide。
zaiyilishabaihaoshang，xiandegegeburu。
shuoshixiaochou，wanquanzhengque。
“去——”
“batamendedongxiquanbujiwozale！”
suizheyexiongyishenglingxia，xuwenqiangshouxiadeneixierenlikechudong，duizhexianchangjiushiyidunfengkuangdidaza。
zhuozi、yiziquanbuzalan。
buzhidexianchangyezaidiyishijianchaichudiao。
zhiqianhaishiyipianxiqingzhiyidejiaban，xianzaizhishengxialemandidelangjie。
haifengchuilai，rucixiaose。
xiaochenyudunshiqijibaihuai，zhizheyexiongdebizimadao：“yexiong，nishizhendeyouzhong，meixiangdaoniweilepohuaiwomendehunli，zheizhongsunzhaodouxiangdechulai。”
tacongshidaozhongdoumeixiangxinyexiongshiyilishabaihaodezhuren。
毕竟……
zhiqiantazulindeshihou，jiushiheyangjiaqiandehetong。
xianzaichuanzhangxuwenqiangqueshuoyilishabaihaoshiyexiongde，neimejiuzhiyouweiyideyizhongkeneng！
xuwenqiangbeiyexiongmaitongle。
suoyi，tacaibangzheyexiongzaihunlishangdagaopohuai。
“yexiong，nibieyiweishoumailexuwenqiang，jiuzhendeyiweizijishiyilishabaihaodezhurenle！”
“niyexiongyongyuandoushineigeqiongxiaozi，yongyuandoushineigelao……”
xiaochenyuyuandudidingzheyexiong，zuiligenjiguanqiangyiyang，dadadadifengkuangshuchu，danshuodaozheili，quebuganzaishuoxiaqule。
bijing，liufeifeilianshanghaimeixiaozhongde，haohanbuchiyanqiankui。
“呵呵。”
yexiongkanzhexiaochenyu，buxiedao：“woshiqiongxiaozi……nimenlianggeyousuanshishenmedongxi？”
tademuguangzaixiaochenyuheliufeifeizhijianlaihuipaihuai，ranhoubengchujigezi：“zhanvpeigou，tianzhangdijiu？”
zheihuashuode，taiyishuchengfentaigaole。
柳菲菲气到爆炸。
tebieshixiaochenyudangchangjiubaolecukou，baotiaoruleidihoudao：“yexiong，nideyibuleduojiude，jintianwohaiqingleyangxinyiyangxiaojieqianlaicanjiahunli。”
“到时候……”
“zheisouchuandaodishinide，haishiyangxinyiyangxiaojiede，jiuziranyoufenxiaole。”
shuozhe，tayanzhongbengshechuchouhendeguangmang。
萧辰宇已经在想象。
daihuiyaoruhegenyangxinyigaozhuang，ruherangyexiongbeiyangjiashoushidexiangtiaogouyiyangle。
“对！”
liufeifeixiangdaoleyangxinyi，dunshiyoulailediqi，zhizhexuwenqiangdebizihedao：“haiyounixuwenqiang，juranweileyidianxiaoqian，jiuchuantongyexiongzheizhongqiongbilaiyanxi……”
“yangxiaojieyidingraobuleni！”
“daoshihou，younimenlianggehaoguozichide！”
liufeifeiyueshuoyuelizhiqizhuang，fangfoyijingzhangwolezhudong，lianshangyezhongxinguaqilelengxiao。
ketazhongzhedeliandanjiashangzheizhongxiaorong，kanqilaishifenchoulou、shenren。
zhongduolaibinyedoufenfenshiran：“daihuiyangxiaojieyilai，yiqieziranzhenxiangdabai。”
“youxierenjuranganmaochongyilishabaihaodezhuren，kongpadaihuiyangxiaojieyishengqi，jiudexiahaiquweiyuge！”
“zhenshinianqinga，lianyangxiaojiedeyoulundouganlaizhuangbi，woshishuotadanzidahaoni，haishishuotameinaozihaoni？”
“……”
suoyourenkanxiangyexiongdemuguangdouchongmanlelianminzhise。
在他们看来。
congyexiongdayilishabaihaodezhuyineiyikekaishi，tadeshengmingjiuyijingjinruledaojishi，xianzaiyijingshiriwuduo！
只要杨小姐一到。
yexiongdehuangyanbidingbeidangchangchaichuan。
neime，tadebeicanxiachang，yejiuxianeryijianle。
jiuzaizhongrenqidaiyangxinyidaolaideshihou，waibianchuanlaileyizhengaohansheng：“yangjiayangxinyixiaojiedao！”
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