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第8章
“jinglijingli，a1quyuwaiyourennaoshi！”
lingyiminganbao，mashangtongguoduijiangji，jiangganggangdeshiqingfankuijilehuisuojingli。
eryangming，yexunsupaoguoqu，lakaizhaojiao。
“jiaojiao，nichuanghuole！”
zhaojiaorengjiubuyiweiran，“bujiushiyigechoubaoanma？chuangshenmehuo？”
yangmingwunaidetanxiyisheng，“dagouhaidekanzhuren，hekuangshiwenquanhuisuoderen？”
“这......”
zhaojiaozhongyuyishidaoleshiqingdeyanzhongxing，houbeibuyoudeyizhenfaliang。
ranhou，takanxiangzhangchen，numadao：“zhangchen，douguainizheigeqionggui！nilaolaoshishidechengrenzijibeibaoyanglebujiuxingle？feiyaozaidajiamianqianzhuang，zheixiahaoleba？”
“shia！zhangchennidadafangfangdechengrenlebujiuxingle？womendoushitongxue，youbuhuichaoxiaoni！”
liuyangdengren，yexunsujiangzuizhuang，yigunaoerdekoudaozhangchentoushang。
buduohuier，wenquanhuisuodejinglicaozhendaizheshijigerenlaidaozheili。
“谁闹事？”
gangguolai，caozhenbianyiliannurongdezhiwendao。
takeshizhidao，jintiandalaobanjiuzaia1quyulimianxiuxi，wanyizheixierenchongzhuangledalaoban，neitazheigejinglihaiganbuganle？
“caoge，woshiyangzhenguodeerzi，wopengyouganggangbuxiaoxindalezheiweidageyixia，wotiwopengyoudaoqian，xiwangninnengyuanliang。”
yangmingyingzhetoupizouleguoqu，xiaoxinyiyideshuodao。
raner，caozhenquegenbenbujitamianzi。
“wowenquanhuisuoderen，yeshishenmerendounengdade？”
lejieleshiqingdelailongqumaihou，caozhenbianduizhaojiaodao：“jirannizheimejieyibeibierenjiaoxiaojie，neijiuliuxiaba，ganghaowomenzheiliquejigepiaoliangguniang。”
“啊？”
zhaojiaotingle，shenzimashangyiruan，chadianerjiushuaidaodishang。
“mingshao！mingshaonijiuwo！”
zhaojiaozhuazheyangmingdegebo，buduanqiujiudao。
yangmingtanlekouqi，jiangtadeshoubaikai，shuodao：“jiaojiao，woyemeibanfa，wogangcaijiushuole，wenquanhuisuoderen，bushisheidounengdade。”
“啊呜！”
zhaojiaozheixiachedishayanle，yigerenzuozaidishang，haotaodakuqilai。
“nimenzenmenengzheiyang？”
dongshanshankanbuxiaqule，chushengzhiwendao。
tasuiranyejuedezhaojiaobudui，dancaozhensuisuibianbianyijuhua，jiujuedingyigenvhaidemingyun，zheiweimianyetaiguofenle。
“哦？”
caozhenbuyoupieletayiyan，yanjingmashangyiliang，shuodao：“jiranruci，neiniyeliuxialaiyikuaipeitaba！”
“ni！nimentaiguofenle！”
dongshanshanqijile，yishijianjingranbuzhidaoshuoshenmecaihao。
“hehe，bieshuowobujinimenjihui。”
caozhenlengxiaozheshuodao：“jinimenbangexiaoshi，ruguonimennengzhaodaorenyawoyitou，zheijianshijiusuanle，danruguozhaobudao，nimenlianggedoudejiwoliuxia！”
shuowan，tabianrangdailaiderenkanzhezhaojiaohedongshanshan。
erta，zeqinzishouzaizhangchenzouguodeneitiaoxiaolushang，fangzhizaiyoubukaiyanderenguolai。
“这......”
“suanle，wojiwobadadianhuashishi。”
ruguozhiyouzhaojiao，yangmingzheicikendingbuguanle。
dancaozhenjuranbadongshanshanyejuanlejinqu，neitabudebujinzijizuidanulichangshiyifanle。
erzhaojiaoheliuyangtamen，yexiangfangshefadexunzhaopengyoubangmang。
dancongtamendelianselaikan，xiaoguobingbulixiang。
zhangchenyebuyuanyikandaodongshanshanchushi，yushiqiaoqiaoliudaoyibian，botonglechuqingdedianhua，xiaoshengshuoleyixiaganggangdeshiqing。
“我知道了。”
chuqingzheicibiaoxiandehenlengdan，shuoleyijubiancongcongguaduanledianhua。
zhangchenyoudianerfaleng，buquedingchuqingzheishidayingbangmang，haishimeidaying。
tayouyuzhe，ruguoshizaibuxingdehua，jiubaneifenxieyinachulai。
shishikan，nengfoujiangcaozhenyaxiaqu。
dangtazhongxinfanhuideshihou，caozhenzhengyiliuxiaopaodechaozheibianpaolai。
“duibuqi，ganggangshiwodecuo，nimenkeyilikaile。”
caozhenjuzhegong，gongjingdeduizhongrenshuodao。
shuowan，tabiandaizherenlikaile。
“啊？没事儿了？”
zhidaocaozhenhetaderenzouyuan，zhaojiaocaifanyingguolai，jiehouyushengbandehuanhuqilai。
“mingshao，shinizhaoderen？”
zhaojiaojidongdechaoyangmingwendao。
raner，yangmingzheiyiciqueyaoleyaotou，“wogangjiwobadadianhua，tashuotayemeibanfa，caozhenzheigerenkaoshanhenying。”
taxiangjiangzheifengonglaotunxia，danyixiangdaoduifangnengrangcaozhendoujitamenditou，zhihaoshuoleshihua。
“neihuishisheibanglewomen？”
liuyangbuyoudiguqilai，ruguobushiyangming，neisheihaiyouzheigeziben，rangtangtangwenquanhuisuodejingli，jitamenditoudaoqian？
“huibuhuishiliqiang？woganggangyejitadadianhuale。”
zhaojiaohuranshuodao，jiehouyusheng，tadeyanjinglimiandoufanzhexiaoxingxing。
“李强？”
yangmingdiguyisheng，diantoudao：“haizhenyoukeneng，caozhendekaoshansuiranbuxiao，danliqiangdebeijingyehenqiang。”
“neikendingjiushiliqianglishaole！”
zhaojiaomashangnachushouji，zaicibotongleliqiangdedianhua。
zheiyici，guolehaoyihuier，liqiangcaimanyouyoudejietongdianhua。
“wei，jiaojiao，zenmeyangle？”
liqiangdeshengyincongshoujizhongchuanchu。
zhaojiaoxingfendeshuodao：“lishao，duokuinichushou，xianzaimeishile。”
“哦？”
liqianglengleyixia，youxieyixiangbudao。
danhenkuai，tabianfeichangzirandeshuodao：“hehe，xiaoshiyizhuang，zhiyaonimeishierjiuhao。”
guaduandianhuahou，tajiaoaodeduizhongrenshuodao：“kandaomei，lishaozheicaishizhennanren，youyounengliyouqianxu，kebuxiangmouxieren，chuleshierjiuzhidaopao。”
shuozhehua，tabianbamuguangtoudaozhangchenshenshang，yiliandebuxie。
tingtazheimeshuo，zhangchenyeyoudianerfaleng，nandaoganggangzhenshiliqiangchudeshou？
嗡嗡——
ganjuedaoshoujizhendongliangsheng，zhangchennachulaiyikan，shitianhoufalaideduanxin：
已解决！
zhangchenzheicaizhidao，liqiangzheigebuyaoliandejiahuo，juranbatadegonglaojitunle。
buguo，tayelandejieshi，fanzhengtashuolezheixierenyebuhuixin。
“jiushi，youxierenzhenjiwomennanrendiulian，yidianerdandangdoumeiyou！”
“yihouyidingyaolizheizhongrenyuanyidianer，buranshenmeshihoubeikengledoubuzhidao。”
“zhangchen，haibujijiaojiaodaoqian？ganggangyaobushini，jiaojiaoyebuzhiyuhuifancuo！”
jianzhangchenbushuohua，liuyangtamenzaicibamaotouzhixiangzhangchen。
“好了好了！”
zhaojiaohuihuishou，hanzhuqitaren，biyidao：“zhiwangtazheizhongmeiyoudandangderendaoqian？zenmekeneng？”
shuowan，takuazhangdetanlekouqi，shuodao：“ai，shuoqilaiwohaizhentifeifeigandaoqingxing，xinghaotazaiwodequanshuoxia，zaorilikailezheizhongmeiyoudandangdenanren，genlelishao，buranhaibuzhidaoyihouyaochiduoshaoku。”
“e？yuanlaishizheiyang！”
zhongrenzheicaizhidao，songfeichuguiliqiang，juranshizhaojiaocongzhongcuohede。
shoudaoqianshenqingxudeyingxiang，zhangchendequantougengshishunjianjiuzuanleqilai，lianshanggengshixiemanlenuse。
zheizhongbuguangcaideshiqing，zhaojiaojuranhaiyouliandangchengxuanyaodeziben。
“yoyo，zheishixiangdawoma？”
kandaozhangchendelianse，zhaojiaodunshigengjiadeyi，zhigaoqiangdeshuodao。
“呵......”
youneimeyishunjian，zhangchenzhenxiangyibazhangzhijieshanguoqu。
danzuihouguantou，tarenzhule。
“shanshan，nimanmanwan，wohaiyoudianershi，xianzoule。”
gendongshanshanshuoleyiju，zhangchenbiantouyebuhuidelikai。
tahenpa，zaidaizaizheili，huirenbuzhujiangzhaojiaodachengroujiang。
“呸！怂包一个！”
“qionggui，ganjingunba！”
穿成唐僧：取经？取个屁，我要称霸女儿国！
作者：八旬老贼
栏目：古代
穿成恶毒亲妈后我捧儿子当影帝
作者：楠楠不吃番茄
栏目：古代
海贼：都成路飞了我还当什么海贼王，女帝不香吗？
作者：八旬老贼
栏目：古代
作者：东方恶狼
栏目：古代
zuozhe：aichixiangbolvchadeniudingtian
栏目：古代
出马仙妻：这回，你的命我不救
作者：鑫淇
栏目：古代
