zhengzailianzaizhongdechuanyuejiakongwen《daodebangjia?xiaosi,wogenbenmeiyouhaoma》,gushizhongdedaibiaorenwuyouxueyun、linruoxue,shiwangluozuozhetiechuikangwunvqinglisuodazaode,wenzhangwushanjianbanbenjianshu:“xiaosujiubiegenzhewole,wopanizaiyigegentou,diaokenglewodouzhaobuzheni。”zhuangxiaosu:“……”zhuangxiaosuqichengyige……
zhuangchaoyingshuaya,huanglingzaiyongshouxiyifu。
zhuangxiaosuyenazheyigexiaoyabei,huhululudishukou。
dongtiandeshuileng,zhuangxiaosukanjian,huanglingdeshouzailengshuilidoupaohongle。
zhuangchaoyingtudiaozuilideyagaomozi,kaikoule:
“aling,majintiankuanishougaozuodehao,jitangyezhudehao。”
“nizenmejiuhebamachaoqilaile?zenmenengrangtameilian?”
“xiaohaizibuzhidaofencunjiubale,niyigechengnianrenle,zenmeyebuzhidao?”
zhuangchaoyingshilaoshi,zuiaishuojiao,yidakaihuaxiazi,jiutingbuxialai。
tameikanjianqizirennaideshense,jixuxutao:
“pingchangnishizuidongshi,zuixianliangshudedezhangerxi,baishanxiaoweixian,nizheimezuo,taiweibeiwomenzhonghuaminzudechuantongmeidele。”
huanglingtingxiacuochuangdandedongzuo,taiyanwenta:
“chuantongmeideshizunlao**,nihenibama,**lema?”
zhuangchaoyingkanleyiyanzhengzaishukoudezhuangxiaosu,yiliandemengdong,haoxiangbuzhidaozijizuoleduoeliedeshiqingyiyang。
他叹了一口气:
“bale,bushuozheige,woqutinihebamahaiyouganmeidaoqian,niyihouyezhuyixie,biezairanghaizixuezheixiehua,zairangwomeilian。”
“fenfangzideshi,zenmeyangle?mayizhiyouyiwuyiditiqizheijianshi。”
huanglingzhengzainingchuangdan,cishibachuangdanlinqilaishijingyishuai,haihaozhuangchaoyingduodekuai,yaoburanzhenshuaitayishenshui。
huanglingzhuanxinzhizhididazheyifu,xianranbuxianghetashuohua。
zhuangxiaosuwaizhetouwenzhuangchaoying:
“mamashimianfangchangdezhigong,changlijiusuanfenfangzi,jideyeshimamademingzi,nainaidianjimamadefangzizuoshenme?”
tongyanwuji,quezhibaidekepa。
zhuangchaoyinggangandixiaoleyixia:
“jideshialingdemingzi,keshialingshiwoxifu,doushizhuangjiaren,fendezheimekaizuoshenme?”
huanglingliangwanyifu,meijiezhuangchaoyingdehua,quejielexiaosudehua。
tamolemoxiaosudelian,pashoubingdaotadexiaolian,youshoulehuilai,dao:
“baobeinishuodedui,fendefenbuzhedouhetamenmeiguanxi,qinxiongdihaidoumingsuanzhang,genghekuangshizheizhongmeiyingdeshi。”
“zhigongneimeduo,fangzijiuneijitao,sheidouxiangyao。”
“jintianwohaikanjianyigenvzhigongweilefenfangzi,bahaizidiuzaishujijia。”
“nimayaoshishizaixiangyaofangzi,burubangniquxuexiaodelingdaoneibianzhengquzhengqu。”
zhuangchaoyingxiangdoumeixiangjiushuo:“xuexiaozheibiannan。”
jinlaijihudoumeiyouxuexiaojilaoshifenfangzidele。
zhuangxiaosuawuyikoutudiaozuilideshui,duizhuangchaoyingdao:
“ninan,mamajiubunan?bieyongnideneiyitaolaiyaoqiumama,yishitongrenbuyaoshuangbiao。”
“yaoburanwoyihoujianyicimaniyici。”
zhuangchaoyingbubazhuangxiaosudehuafangzaixinshang,buguodequeyinweizhuangxiaosudelingyalichigandaojingqi。
renrendoushuotashihaolaoshi,queshengleyigeshaguinv,meixiangdaoguinvxianzaihaoxiangbiancongmingle。
zhishicongmingdefangxiangyoudianwai,quandianzailingyalichishangle。
zhuangchaoyinghehuzhuangxiaosuyixia:“buxuxiashuo。”
tabingbubahuanglinghezhuangxiaosudehuafangzaixinshang。
“没有就没有吧。”
“danboyimingzhi,ningjingyizhiyuan。”
说完背着手走了。
huanglingdididitucaoleyisheng:
“haiyuanni,zaiyuanjiushenmedoumeile。”
zhuangxiaosubingbushifendanxinfenfangdeshi,tazhixiaoyihoudedadongxiang,yexiangxinkaoziji,jiunengrangzhuangjiaguoshanghaorizi。
zhikexizijideshentitaixiao,haimeidaonengyizhanfengcaideshihou。
zhuangxiaosuxianzaizhudetongzilouxiao,zuolinyoushefanggepidounengtingdejian,xiaoxiaodewuzibaileliangzhangchuang,wugerenjizaiyiqi。
haihaoyousangexiaohai,mianqianghainengjidexia,yaoburan,zhuangxiaosudouxiangdagedipushuichuangdile。
haihaofenfangdeshijiankuaidaole,fangzidadian,yenengzhudeshufudian。
tiangangliang,chiguozaofanbujiu,liyimingjiudaizhejigexueshengguolaiqingjiaozhuangchaoyingwenti。
zhuangchaoyingshilaoshi,zhuanyenengliqiang,mashangjiuyaogaokaole,zheiliangtianzongshilaiyiduidexueshenglaiqingjiaowenti。
sangexiaohaibeiganchuxiaoxiaodefangjian,zhuangtunanhaiyouzuoyeyaoxie,yezhinengpazaizoulangshangxie。
zhuangxiaosunianjixiao,zhangshentideshihouzongshijuedeshuibugou。
tabeiliyimingbaoqilai,fangzaimenkou,lengfengyichui,yinweikunyijuedemimihuhudenaodaishunjianjiuqingxingle。
被冻清醒的。
zhuangxiaosuchouzheyizhanglian,chongzhewulihan:
“babanizaibiededifangjiaotamenba。”
zhuangxiaosupingchangbuaishuohua,jiuyishadajie,turanyishuohua,liyimingheqitaxueshengdouyouxielengzhule。
这声音还怪好听。
zhuangchaoyingfanwen:“xiaosuweishenmeyaorangbabachuqu?waimianneimeleng,zenmenengjiangke?”
zhuangxiaosulenglengyixiao,kexizaisansuidexiaolianshangzhanxianbuchulaiduodadeweisheli。
danshuochulaidehuashashangliyeyijinggoule:
“niyezhidaoneimeleng,nimenyibuxi,jiuyaobuxiyilianggexiaoshi,womenxiaohaizihuoliwangjiusuanle,jintianmamahaishiyeban,douyaodongganmaole,youyebandelinjunandaoyinweiyigebuxijiudoubushuilema?”
zhuangchaoyingmiansehennankan,xunchizhuangxiaosudao:
“nizheigehaizi,budongshi!”
zhuangxiaotinghaoqidikanzhe**haowubianhuadebiaoqing。
weishen**kanbabashengqijiudangkanbujianyiyang?
胆子真大。
yaoshita,takendinghuiyinweixunchierhennanguode。
zhuangtunanhehuanglingyinweijinglilezuotianfanzhuoshangdeyihui,duizhuangxiaosunengshuochuzheiyangdehuayijingbushihenjingyale。
zhuangxiaosumianbugaisejixushuo:
“shiwobudongshi,haishibabanizhixiangmanzuzijihaoweirenshidexintaihebuhaoyisijujue?zhinengranghaomingshengbangjiaziji?”
zhuangchaoyingbeichuopolexinsi,liansegengnankanle。
liyimingtinglezhuangxiaosuxiaodarensidehua,nazheshufanbodao:
“xiao**nishuohuayetaibukeqile,nizhidaogaokaoyouduozhongyaoma?jinnianhuifulegaokao,neigechengjikeshinengjuedingrendeyishengde!”
zhuangxiaosudangranzhidaogaokaohenzhongyao,danshizaizheigeshidai,gaokaobingbushiweiyidechulu。
zhuangxiaosuyangzhexiaoxiaodetoulu,duishangliyimingdeyanjing,zhijiedao:
“pingnizheigenaozi,jueduikaobushanghaodaxue,tongguobulegaokao。”
“buruchenzaoxuexiyixieqitajineng,yihoujueduinenghaoguoyidian。xianzaizhengshibianhuadeshihou,kaoshangdaxue,yebuyidingjiuyibudengtian!”
fenpeigongzuoyaokandeyinsuyouhenduo,tatingtamenbukeshituisuanchuletamendelijienengli,jiusuanshangledaxue,yebuyidingnengfenpeidaohaogongzuo。
zhuangxiaosubatamenduideyakouwuyan。
zhuangchaoyingnule,chaoqiyipangdeshujuanlejuan,yangqishoulaiyaoda:
“ni!niqisiwolexiaotuzaizi!wodasini!”
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