“jintianwomamabushangzhuo,nimensheidoubiexiangchifan!”
zhuangxiaosurenxiaoguida,chengchengliangxiatifanlezhendongzhenbeidebandeng。
lianggerenaiyouyisheng,shuaidaozaidi。
liangrendemamajingdaile,yipaizhuozizhanqilai:
“xiaotuzaiziniganshenme!”
作势就要动手。
zhuangxiaosuyanjishoukuai,youshiyijiaotizaitadejiaowanshang。
zhuangganmeixifupinghengbuwen,yeaiyouyishengshuailexiaqu,bahaoburongyipaqilaidedezhendongzhenbeiyouendao。
zhuangxiaosuqiangzaibierendongshouzhiqian,bazhuoshangdeyidahaiwanjitangbaozaihuaili。
tunanyishidaoziji**xiangzuoshenme,bahaimeidongguodeshougaoduanqilai,zhuangxiaotingzehuzhushenhoudeyipenmiantiao。
zheiniantoudongxijinggui,yeyenainaikendingbuxianghaodongxilangfei,dui**kendinghuihaoshenghaoqidihongzhe。
zheijiaotoushujiqi,xietianziyilingzhuhou。
zhuangtunansuirancaishiersui,zaishangwunianji,danshirenyijingfeichangcongming,zhishiyuanbo。
zhuangxiaosubaozhejitangsisibufang,dingzheduimiandelianggelaodeng:
“mamabuchi,nimenjintiansheiyebiexiangchi!”
zhuanglaotouzizhanqilai,zhanzhanweiweidizhizhezhuangxiaosu:
“你,你,你……”
nigebuting,queshuobuchuhualai。
zhuanglaotaitaiyeshiyiliandexinteng,buguobushixintenghaizi,ershixintengshougao、miantiaohejirou。
zheiniantouwuzijinque,meirendingliangdouyouxianzhi,yiniandaotouyechibulejihuihaodongxi。
pingchangdemimiandoubunenglangfei,genghekuangshilaomujihebaimian?
zhuangchaoyingzhongyufajuezijijiadenvrenchaochulezijidezhangkong。
benlaijintianshilaigaogaoxingxingjimaguoshengride,queyinweichifanzheijianxiaoshirangtameilian,rangtaxiabulaitai。
zhuangchaoyinglenglianqilaideshihougewaihuren,zhuangxiaotingbeiheleyitiao,danhaishibamiantiaopenlaolaohuzhu。
“都给我放下!”
zhuangxiaosuhaowuxinlifudan,zuoshiyaoshuailezheiwanjitang:
“我说到做到!”
“等等!”
zhuanglaoyezishenchushou,yanleyantuomo,anfuzhuangxiaosudao:
“nixianbadongxifangxia。”
zhuangganmeibumandichongzhuangchaoyingdao:
“ge,niguanguannimenjiadenvren,haodaixianbadongxifangxia,zaihaohaoshangliang。”
tingdaozheihua,zhuangchaoyinglianshangqingyizhenbaiyizhende。
tamendetaidusongdong,sihuranghuanglingyouyuleqilai。
yexubuyinggaibahuashuodezheimekai,bijingdoushiyijiaren,yaoliuxiemianzi。
zhuangxiaosuzhidao,zhiyaonituirang,tamenbidinghuidecunjinchi。
huanbingzhiji,tacaibuxin!
黄玲就是心太软!
zhuangxiaosupaochuzhimingyiji:
“loushanglouxialinlilinwaidoushishuren,nimenyaoshibuxiangnaodesuoyourendouzhidao,buxiangnongdiuzijidelianpi,jiurangwomenshangzhuochifan。”
zhuanglaotaitaihezhuanglaoyeziyeshilianyibai。
tamenzuihaomingsheng,zheiyaoshichuanchuqule,yihouzenmeganzaiwaimianzhiqiyao。
liliwaiwaideshurenkedouyaochuotamendejilianggu。
zhuanglaotaitaihezhuanglaoyeziduishiyiyan,kanzhezhuangxiaosuyushijufendeyangzi,xinbuganqingbuyuandituoxiele:
“laoertaxifu,nidaizhehaizimenquchufangchi。”
庄赶美率先不乐意:
“tamenzenmenengquchufangchi?”
zhuangxiaosulengxiao,tayezhidaozijilaopobunengquchufang,zhuangchaoyingdaoshipidoubuganfangyige。
庄筱蔌似笑非笑:
“neiershuniquchufangchi?”
庄赶美就闭嘴了。
zhendongzhenbeiweiweiququdigenzhemamaqulechufangchi。
chifandeshihou,zhuangxiaosubafancaifangdelihuanglinghenjin,erqiekuangkuangjitunan、xiaotinghehuanglingjiacai,qitarendoumeichidaoshenmehaodongxi,doudaolezheijigerendezuibalile。
zhuangganmeidaoshiqiangxialianggejitui,quebeizhuangxiaosuzhanqilai,shenzhanggeboqiangzou,doufangzailehuanglingdewanli。
huanglingsuiranshanglezhuo,queyemeiyouchidaoshenmehaodongxi,zhouranwanleduoleliangjitui,yitaitou,kanjianzijianverzhuangxiaosuliangjingjingdeyanjingqidaizheziji。
huanglingbitouyisuan,yanleijiuluoxialexialai。
tabawanduandegaogaode,dangzhuzijideyanlei。
laotaitaidaoshixiangfandui,liansehenbuhaokan,zhuangxiaosuzhidangzijimeikanjian,ziguzidichi。
shibushihaijixiaotinghetunanjiacai。
xiaoxiaodeshenziduanduandeshou,zaizhuozishangzhanzhuantengnuo,haochidejuranbeitafenzouledaban!
rouyankejianchuletamenjigeyiwai,qitarendeliansedoubianle。
zhuangxiaosuhaobuzaihu,chidejinjinyouwei。
黄妈妈手艺真好!
silaotaitaiqiquba,shenmeshihouqichulairuxianaicaihao。
mingmingshizijideshengri,xiangshoutianlunzhile,queguoderuciqilingbaluo,zhuanglaotaitaidalianglezhuangxiaosuhaojiyan。
“haohaoyigeshayatou,fengchengzheigeyangzi。”
zhuangxiaosuzhidaolaotaitaizaixiangshenme,duanqiwandakoubajitangquanxuanzijizuili。
zuoshazihao,zaizenmeguofen,yezhinengshuoshitazhishangyouwenti。
zuofengziyehao,bishenmedoubuganzuo,weiweinuonuobaxuanzequanjiaojibierendehao。
wanshanghuiqudeshihou,huanglinghaizaixianglaotaitaishuodezheijuhua。
tazhijuejuede,zijidexiaonverheyiqianbuyiyangle。
suiranrenrendoushuoxiaosusha,danshitayeconglaimeipianxinguo,doushihaohaozhaogu,qidaiyouyitianxiaosunengheqitazhengchanghaiziyiyang。
rujinkan,xiaosulingyalichide,biyibanhaizicongmingduole。
keshiyedadanduole,shenmehuadouwangwaishuo。
jiuzhenhezhuanglaotaitaishuodeyiyang,congshazibianfengzile。
tunanyechajuedaole,heshenbiandexiaotingqiaoqiaoshuo:
“nikan,xiaosu**shibushibiancongmingle?”
xiaotinglehehede,diyicizaiyeyenainaishangzhuochifan,haichideneimehao,xinqingbangjile。
“xiaosu**biancongminglehao!zheiyangbabamamayebuhuitaichoule。”
“woxihuanzheiyangdexiaosu**!”
yibianshuo,yibianlazhuxiaosudeshouwen:
“xiaosuxibuxihuanjiejie?”
庄筱蔌狠狠点头:
“wozuixihuanxiaotingjiejie,tunangege,haiyoumama!”
danshiquemeizhuangchaoyingshenmeshi。
xiaohaizideshengyinchuantouliqiang,zaiqianmianzoudehenkuaidezhuangchaoyingyenengtingjianzheijuhua。
tadeliangenglengle,huitouxiangwenzhuangxiaosudehuashishenmeyisi。
quekanjianzhuangxiaosuyizhangbaibaijingjingkekeaiaidelian,chongzhezijixiaoleyixia。
zhuangchaoyingshunjianxinlideqixiaoshileyiban,zhiwendehuayeyanlexiaqu。
tacaizhishiyigesansuidehaizi,shalesannian,zhangdeyoulingrenjingyadepiaoliang,shenmeshiqingdoubudong。
hebiheyigehaizizhiqi?
suiranzheimekaidaoziji,zhuanglaotaitaideshengrishangchulezheimeyigebiangu,taxinlihaishihenbuyukuai。
benlaidaihuanglingjiushixiangrangbabamamakaixinkaixin,zijizuozinvdejinjinxiaoxin,youshenmefuchuhexishengbudoushiyinggaidema?
quehaihelaoerxifu、zhendongzhenbeiduileqilai。
tazuodagede,shangbunengrangjinxiaofumu,xiabunengzhaogudidi,tashizhenrangrenshiwang。
zhuangchaoyingdelianzhidaowanshangzaishuichibianshuayadeshihouyehaishilengzhe。