第2章

“jintianwomamabushangzhuo,nimensheidoubiexiangchifan!”

zhuangxiaosurenxiaoguida,chengchengliangxiatifanlezhendongzhenbeidebandeng。

lianggerenaiyouyisheng,shuaidaozaidi。

liangrendemamajingdaile,yipaizhuozizhanqilai:

“xiaotuzaiziniganshenme!”

作势就要动手。

zhuangxiaosuyanjishoukuai,youshiyijiaotizaitadejiaowanshang。

zhuangganmeixifupinghengbuwen,yeaiyouyishengshuailexiaqu,bahaoburongyipaqilaidedezhendongzhenbeiyouendao。

zhuangxiaosuqiangzaibierendongshouzhiqian,bazhuoshangdeyidahaiwanjitangbaozaihuaili。

tunanyishidaoziji**xiangzuoshenme,bahaimeidongguodeshougaoduanqilai,zhuangxiaotingzehuzhushenhoudeyipenmiantiao。

zheiniantoudongxijinggui,yeyenainaikendingbuxianghaodongxilangfei,dui**kendinghuihaoshenghaoqidihongzhe。

zheijiaotoushujiqi,xietianziyilingzhuhou。

zhuangtunansuirancaishiersui,zaishangwunianji,danshirenyijingfeichangcongming,zhishiyuanbo。

zhuangxiaosubaozhejitangsisibufang,dingzheduimiandelianggelaodeng:

“mamabuchi,nimenjintiansheiyebiexiangchi!”

zhuanglaotouzizhanqilai,zhanzhanweiweidizhizhezhuangxiaosu:

“你,你,你……”

nigebuting,queshuobuchuhualai。

zhuanglaotaitaiyeshiyiliandexinteng,buguobushixintenghaizi,ershixintengshougao、miantiaohejirou。

zheiniantouwuzijinque,meirendingliangdouyouxianzhi,yiniandaotouyechibulejihuihaodongxi。

pingchangdemimiandoubunenglangfei,genghekuangshilaomujihebaimian?

zhuangchaoyingzhongyufajuezijijiadenvrenchaochulezijidezhangkong。

benlaijintianshilaigaogaoxingxingjimaguoshengride,queyinweichifanzheijianxiaoshirangtameilian,rangtaxiabulaitai。

zhuangchaoyinglenglianqilaideshihougewaihuren,zhuangxiaotingbeiheleyitiao,danhaishibamiantiaopenlaolaohuzhu。

“都给我放下!”

zhuangxiaosuhaowuxinlifudan,zuoshiyaoshuailezheiwanjitang:

“我说到做到!”

“等等!”

zhuanglaoyezishenchushou,yanleyantuomo,anfuzhuangxiaosudao:

“nixianbadongxifangxia。”

zhuangganmeibumandichongzhuangchaoyingdao:

“ge,niguanguannimenjiadenvren,haodaixianbadongxifangxia,zaihaohaoshangliang。”

tingdaozheihua,zhuangchaoyinglianshangqingyizhenbaiyizhende。

tamendetaidusongdong,sihuranghuanglingyouyuleqilai。

yexubuyinggaibahuashuodezheimekai,bijingdoushiyijiaren,yaoliuxiemianzi。

zhuangxiaosuzhidao,zhiyaonituirang,tamenbidinghuidecunjinchi。

huanbingzhiji,tacaibuxin!

黄玲就是心太软!

zhuangxiaosupaochuzhimingyiji:

“loushanglouxialinlilinwaidoushishuren,nimenyaoshibuxiangnaodesuoyourendouzhidao,buxiangnongdiuzijidelianpi,jiurangwomenshangzhuochifan。”

zhuanglaotaitaihezhuanglaoyeziyeshilianyibai。

tamenzuihaomingsheng,zheiyaoshichuanchuqule,yihouzenmeganzaiwaimianzhiqiyao。

liliwaiwaideshurenkedouyaochuotamendejilianggu。

zhuanglaotaitaihezhuanglaoyeziduishiyiyan,kanzhezhuangxiaosuyushijufendeyangzi,xinbuganqingbuyuandituoxiele:

“laoertaxifu,nidaizhehaizimenquchufangchi。”

庄赶美率先不乐意:

“tamenzenmenengquchufangchi?”

zhuangxiaosulengxiao,tayezhidaozijilaopobunengquchufang,zhuangchaoyingdaoshipidoubuganfangyige。

庄筱蔌似笑非笑:

“neiershuniquchufangchi?”

庄赶美就闭嘴了。

zhendongzhenbeiweiweiququdigenzhemamaqulechufangchi。

chifandeshihou,zhuangxiaosubafancaifangdelihuanglinghenjin,erqiekuangkuangjitunan、xiaotinghehuanglingjiacai,qitarendoumeichidaoshenmehaodongxi,doudaolezheijigerendezuibalile。

zhuangganmeidaoshiqiangxialianggejitui,quebeizhuangxiaosuzhanqilai,shenzhanggeboqiangzou,doufangzailehuanglingdewanli。

huanglingsuiranshanglezhuo,queyemeiyouchidaoshenmehaodongxi,zhouranwanleduoleliangjitui,yitaitou,kanjianzijianverzhuangxiaosuliangjingjingdeyanjingqidaizheziji。

huanglingbitouyisuan,yanleijiuluoxialexialai。

tabawanduandegaogaode,dangzhuzijideyanlei。

laotaitaidaoshixiangfandui,liansehenbuhaokan,zhuangxiaosuzhidangzijimeikanjian,ziguzidichi。

shibushihaijixiaotinghetunanjiacai。

xiaoxiaodeshenziduanduandeshou,zaizhuozishangzhanzhuantengnuo,haochidejuranbeitafenzouledaban!

rouyankejianchuletamenjigeyiwai,qitarendeliansedoubianle。

zhuangxiaosuhaobuzaihu,chidejinjinyouwei。

黄妈妈手艺真好!

silaotaitaiqiquba,shenmeshihouqichulairuxianaicaihao。

mingmingshizijideshengri,xiangshoutianlunzhile,queguoderuciqilingbaluo,zhuanglaotaitaidalianglezhuangxiaosuhaojiyan。

“haohaoyigeshayatou,fengchengzheigeyangzi。”

zhuangxiaosuzhidaolaotaitaizaixiangshenme,duanqiwandakoubajitangquanxuanzijizuili。

zuoshazihao,zaizenmeguofen,yezhinengshuoshitazhishangyouwenti。

zuofengziyehao,bishenmedoubuganzuo,weiweinuonuobaxuanzequanjiaojibierendehao。

wanshanghuiqudeshihou,huanglinghaizaixianglaotaitaishuodezheijuhua。

tazhijuejuede,zijidexiaonverheyiqianbuyiyangle。

suiranrenrendoushuoxiaosusha,danshitayeconglaimeipianxinguo,doushihaohaozhaogu,qidaiyouyitianxiaosunengheqitazhengchanghaiziyiyang。

rujinkan,xiaosulingyalichide,biyibanhaizicongmingduole。

keshiyedadanduole,shenmehuadouwangwaishuo。

jiuzhenhezhuanglaotaitaishuodeyiyang,congshazibianfengzile。

tunanyechajuedaole,heshenbiandexiaotingqiaoqiaoshuo:

“nikan,xiaosu**shibushibiancongmingle?”

xiaotinglehehede,diyicizaiyeyenainaishangzhuochifan,haichideneimehao,xinqingbangjile。

“xiaosu**biancongminglehao!zheiyangbabamamayebuhuitaichoule。”

“woxihuanzheiyangdexiaosu**!”

yibianshuo,yibianlazhuxiaosudeshouwen:

“xiaosuxibuxihuanjiejie?”

庄筱蔌狠狠点头:

“wozuixihuanxiaotingjiejie,tunangege,haiyoumama!”

danshiquemeizhuangchaoyingshenmeshi。

xiaohaizideshengyinchuantouliqiang,zaiqianmianzoudehenkuaidezhuangchaoyingyenengtingjianzheijuhua。

tadeliangenglengle,huitouxiangwenzhuangxiaosudehuashishenmeyisi。

quekanjianzhuangxiaosuyizhangbaibaijingjingkekeaiaidelian,chongzhezijixiaoleyixia。

zhuangchaoyingshunjianxinlideqixiaoshileyiban,zhiwendehuayeyanlexiaqu。

tacaizhishiyigesansuidehaizi,shalesannian,zhangdeyoulingrenjingyadepiaoliang,shenmeshiqingdoubudong。

hebiheyigehaizizhiqi?

suiranzheimekaidaoziji,zhuanglaotaitaideshengrishangchulezheimeyigebiangu,taxinlihaishihenbuyukuai。

benlaidaihuanglingjiushixiangrangbabamamakaixinkaixin,zijizuozinvdejinjinxiaoxin,youshenmefuchuhexishengbudoushiyinggaidema?

quehaihelaoerxifu、zhendongzhenbeiduileqilai。

tazuodagede,shangbunengrangjinxiaofumu,xiabunengzhaogudidi,tashizhenrangrenshiwang。

zhuangchaoyingdelianzhidaowanshangzaishuichibianshuayadeshihouyehaishilengzhe。