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第9章
“jiransuyazhuyouweixian，kanlaizuijinbunengxiahupaole！deliuzaibieshu！”
yefengzhijiezuozaishafashangkanqiledianshi。
jiuzheiyanghenkuaiguoqulesantian，santianshijiananranwushi，yiqiedoumeiyoufasheng。
zhidaodisitiandewanshang，bansuizhesuyazhudeyishengcanjiao，dapoleningjingdeyewan。
yefengxiangyizhenfengyiyang，shunjianlaidaoerlou，faxiansuyazhuyijinghunmizailefangjianlimian，chuanghuhaishikaizhede。
“被吓昏过去了？”
yefengcongchuanghuwangwaikanqu，zhijianbieshusizhou，jishitiaodazhangchongbuduanpazhe，hongdelvdedouyou，feichangheren。
“kanlaidirenyijinglaile！”
yefengyihuishou，yidaolvsehuoyanguoqu，neixiedazhangchongquanbuhuaweilehuijin。
“xusanshi！limianzhudeshiwomeimei，wobuzhunnishanghaita！”zheishihouanchuxiangqisuqiandeshengyin。
“苏茜？”
yefengcongerloutiaolexiaqu，zhijianqianmiantiyuchang，suqianheyigezhongniannanziduizhizhe。
“wodaoshishei！bingxuegongdeshengnvsuqian，tongyanghaishihshengfenbudebuzhang，buguowotangmenkebuhuipanimen！”
xusanshichaozhesuqianfaqilegongji，jishimeianqichaozhesuqianfeileguoqu。
“哼！”
suqianneiqiwaifang，fujindeshumudouyoudianjiebingle。
“冻结！”
suqiandahanyisheng，feizaikongzhongdeanqi，quanbushangdongle，ranhoudiaozailedishang。
“youliangbashuazi！keximeiyoushenmeyong！womentangmenzuilihaidebushianqi！ershidu！”xusanshixiaodao。
“nishenmeyisi？”suqianyihuodao，suihouganjuedanaoyipiankongbai。
“nishenmeshihoujiwoxiadedu？”suqianbuganxiangxindewendao。
“jiuzainishiyongneilideshihou！”xusanshixiaodao。
“你！卑鄙！”
suqianshuowanyundaoleguoqu。
“nishibingxuegongderen，haishilongzufenbubuzhang，wokeshibuganshanghaini！jiurangnizaizheishuihuiba！”
xusanshilaidaobieshu，faxianzijidechongwushejingranquanbudousile。
“竟然还有高手！”
“你就是徐三石？”
yefengzhanzaixusanshibuyuanchuwendao。
“e？niyinggaijiushishahaiwotudiderenba？”xusanshiwendao。
“nitudixiangyaoshawo，wozhinengshaleta，nandaoniyezhunbeishalewo？”yefengwendao。
“jiranzhaodaoleni，neiwojiubukeqile！”
xusanshiyihuishou，jishigefeibiaochaozheyefengfeileguolai。
“雕虫小技！”
叶枫一脸不屑。
“回去！”
yefengyihuishou，neixieanqiquanbufeilehuiqu。
xusanshiliansedabian，lianmangshiyongxuanyushou，kuaisudebaanqishoulehuiqu。
“xiaozi！nijingranhaishiyigenanchandejiaose！rangnichangchangwodedu！”
xusanshidashouyihui，yigulvsededuwuchongxiangleyefeng。
“呼！”
yefengqingqingchuikouqi，duwushunjianxiaoshile。
“hahaha！xiaoziniyijingzhonglewodedule！”xusanshidaxiaodao。
“你是说这个吗？”
yefengshouliniezheyigexiaowugong，gangcaideyiqie，doushiweilezheigewugongdayanhu，suqianjiushibeizheizhiwugongyaozhu，caizhongdude。
“怎么可能！”
徐三石脸色大变。
“bawodexiaobaobeihaijiwo！”xusanshijidongdeshuodao，tazaizheizhiwugongshenshang，keshifeilebushaoxinsi，ruguosidiao，tadexindouhuidixue。
“不！”
yefengqingqingyinie，wugongzhijiesuiliele。
“我跟你拼了！”
xusanshikandaowugongbeiyefengshadiao，qideyanjingtonghong，buyaomingdechongxiangyefeng。
“下地狱吧！”
“呼！”
lvsehuoyanshunjianbaxusanshitunmeilejinqu，zuihoulianyigenmaodoumeiyoushengxia。
“guoranshinimiedehanjia！”
zheishihousuqianbujinbumandezouleguolai，naliyouzhongdudeyangzi，yishuangmingliangdeyanjing，jinjindingzheyefeng，haoxiangyaobayefengkantou。
yefengbujinyixiao，gangcaiyouyutaiguodanxinsuqiandeanwei，suoyicaihuibeisuqianxiataole，kanlaitazaojiufaxianletadebudui。
“nishizenmefaxianwode？”yefengwendao。
“benlaishimeiyoufaxianshenme，wohuiquzhihou，zhenglilesuoyoudezhengjuheshexiangtou，zhongyufaxianlenideshenxing！suoyiwocaidadancaiceyixia！yushiwojiazhuangzhongdu，meiyouxiangdaozhendeshini！”suqiankanzheyefengshuodao。
“neinizhunbeizenmeban？”
“niweishenmeyaomiehanjia？”suqianwendao。
“niyinggainengcaidaoba？”yefengweiweiyixiaoshuodao。
“hanxingbangjialeyazhu，yushinishalehanxing，hanjiayaozhaosuyazhumafan，neigedajunjiushilaibangjiayazhude，yushinishaledajun，weileyijuehouhuan，suoxingmiediaolehanjia！buzhidaowofenxideduibudui？”suqiankanzheyefengshuodao，yanshenbuzaishibinglengde，fanerdaiyouyisiwenrou。
“feichangzhengque，liangnianqianshiwodebudui，suiranwoyeshishouhaizhe，danshizongguishiwoshanghaileyazhu，suoyiwozheicihuilai，jiushibaohuyazhu，burangyazhushoudaorenheshanghai！”yefengjiandingdeshuodao。
“nifeichangbucuo！yiqianwoyiweinishifeiwu，yigemeiyouzerenderen，xianzaikanlai，shiwocuole，ruguoyazhuzhidaoniweitasuozuodeyiqie，kendinghuigandongde！”suqianweiweiyixiao。
yefengjingyanyixia，diyicikandaosuqianxiao，taihaokanle。
“niqianwanbuyaogaosuta！ruguotazhidaowoshaleneimeduoren，taxinliduiwokendinghuiyouweiju！”yefengshuodao。
“zheiwojiufangxinle，yihouyazhushenbianyounizheigegaoshoubaohu，woyebuyongdanxintadeanweile！”suqianshuodao。
“nibuzhuawo？”yefengjingqideshuodao。
“jintianjiudangwomeiyoukandaoni！ganghaoxusanshikeyidangbeiguoxia！”
苏茜摆摆手说道。
“duile！baohuhaoyazhu，buyaorangliangnianqiandeshiqingcongyan！”
“放心吧！”
“ng！duile！youmeiyouxingqujiarulongzu？”suqianxiaomimideshuodao，zheiyangyigegaoshou，bujiarulongzukexile。
“haishibuyaoleba！jinrulongzuhenmafan！meitianhaiyaobeirenguanli！”yefengjujuedao。
“suibianniba！woyebuxiangnijinlai，longzudeshuifeichangdeshen！buguoyihouyoushenmeshiqing，nikeyaobangjiejiewo！”suqianqingqingyixiao。
“好的茜姐！”
lianggerenduishiyiyan，fenfenxiaoleqilai，haoxianghuidaolexiaoshihou，neigewuyouwulv，meixinmeifeideshihou。
“baohuhaoyazhu！tayaoshoudaoweiqu，wonanishiwen！”
suqianweixieyiju，ranhoulikaile。
yefengcongchuanghutiaodaolesuyazhufangjian，ranhoubasuyazhubeizigaihao，chuanghuguanshang，jiudangjintianshizuoleyigemengba。
guorandiertianxinglai，suyazhuyiweizuotianshizuodemeng，yemeiyoudanghuishi。
“铃铃铃！”
zheishihousuyazhudedianhuaturanxiangleqilai。
“喂姐姐！”
“niziyoule，xusanshiyijingsile！”
“太好了！”
“yihouduiyefenghaodian！bijingtashinilaogong！”
suqianliuxiazheijuhua，jiubadianhuaguadiaole。
suyazhulengleyixia，jiejiebushizuitaoyanyefenga，zenmehaiquantaa，taiqiguaile。
“zhongyukeyiqushangbanle！”
suyazhuhaoxianggongzuokuangyiyang，gaogaoxingxingdequshangbanle。
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zuozhe：meirigengxinchixuguanzhu
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