《dongfanghong!nonggongfuxing》zheibuxiaoshuogousibucuo,qianhuhouying,wuqingdemazijiwenbihenhao,siweihuoyue,zhangyangzhaodezhushigaishudezhuyaorenwu,xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:“hehehe……”sunligongxiaole,xiaolixiangzanglegenyaqian,“nianqingrenjianghua,zhenxiangwoershinianqian。nizhidaodongfanghongyinianduoshaogepici?……
“同学,请坐。”
shuodadetouyingmubushang,dinggezheyizhangjixiebeimoduanzhixingqidebaozhatu。
zhangyangbajiguangbiqingqingyige,houjieqifudepinlvzheicaimanmanjiangxialai。
taixiazuomanleren:yuanxidesanweidabianlaoshi、xueyuanfuyuanzhang、qiyepingshendaibiao,haiyoupangtingxishangmanmandangdangdexuedixuemei。
“zhangyangtongxue,nide《mianxiangfuzadixingdelvdai-lunshifuhedipanyuzishiyingchuandongxitong》sheji,
lilunyushiyanxianghuyinzheng,youqishinizaichuandongliantiaoderongyukongzhiherongcuoluojishangdechuli,henpiaoliang。”
baihuzidelaojiaoshoufulefuyanjing,xiaoyilidaizheyidiandeyi,“zheitaodongxi,yikanjiubushizhihuizaizhishangzoulu。”
lingyiweinianqingjiaoshoujieguohuatou:“wobuchongliangdian。diyi,moxingshouliankuai,shujuqingjie;dier,gongchenghuasiluqingxi。
nibafuzawentichaichenglesangekeluodidezimokuai,chaifenheli。tiaofenlvxi,bukonghankouhao。”
pangbiandeqiyedaibiaoyexiao:“womenjituanzuoyueyepingtai,zheitaodipanruguozhennenggongchenghua,kebushixiaowanyier。”
zhangshengxixisusu。zhangyangxinli“pengpengpeng”zhiqiao,shouxindoushihan。
tajuleyigong,zhengyaotuidaoyice,fuyuanzhangqingleqingsangzi:“haiyouyijianshi。zhangyangtongxue,xueyuanyijingheqingbeidexiangguandaoshigoutongguo,
nidechengjihexiangmudoufeichangtuchu。womenxiwangnizhiyan。liuzaiwomenzheitiaoxian,jixuzuoxiaqu。”
taixiahuaran。zhangyangzhenglezheng,yankuanglijingweiweifare。qingbeizhiyan——zheisigezichendiandiandiluoxialai,rangtabeijiyizhenfama。
taxiayishididiantou,chunjiaorenbuzhuwangshangqiao:“laoshi,wo——”
huahaimeishuowan,shiyemengdiyidou。
xiangshiyourencongbeihoubatazhenggeren“lin”qilai,erbian“weng”deyishengzhangming,tianhuabandexiantiaozhouranniuqu,
touyingmushangdebaozhatushunjianlachengyitiaobaiguang,fengkuangxuanzhuan。
weilizhiwangshangfan,jiaoxiadedimianhuyuanhujin。tashenshouquzhuajiangtaidebianyuan,zhijiangangpengdaoneitiaojinshubian,jiuxiangzhuazhuyituanqi——
“砰!”
yigulengfengjiazhechennianhuichenzhiguanbiqiang。
zhangyangmengdiwanghouyiyang,beijizhuangzaiyizhanglaojiudemuyikaobeishang。tahaimeilaidejixiqi,yanqianbianshiyipianmoshengdaolipudejingxiang:
boluodeshihuiqiang、fanhuangdebiaoyuhengfu、bolitaibuxiayazhezhoubabadehuiyijilu,
qiangjiaoyitaifangkouheibaidianshijishangzhaozhegouzhenhuazhao,tianhuabanzhongyangyizhidadiaoshan“zhiyazhiya”dizhuan,
fenglidoushijiuchangfangteyoudejiyouwei、meiweiheyancaowei。
yourendeshou“peng”dipaizaizhangtiaohuiyizhuoshang。
“zheijianshizaituo,jiudesiren!”shayadesangyinxiangshazhiyiyangbatadeermoguadefateng。
zhangyangyaoyijin,zhijiebennengdikouzhuyiyan。taxiangqigangcaineiju“zhiyan”,youkankanyanqianzheijianpolanbukandehuiyishi,houjiegundongleyixia,xintouzhiyouyigejudadewenhao:zhei……shinaer?
huiyishidechuanghushilvhejinlaoshituilachuang,bolishanghuzhebeitaiyangshaidefabaidebaozhi。
qiangshangguazheyizhizhizhenshiguazhong,miaozhendoudousuosuodiwangqianpa——1997detailipaijingjingdiguazaiguazhongxiafang,zhijiaojuanqilemaobian。
“张工!”
yigelvexianqingshou、chuanzhehuilansezhongshanzhuangdezhongniannanrenmengdizhuanguotoulai,yanjinglixuesimibu。
tadezuoxiongkoudailichazheyizhiyingxionggangbi,xiukoumodefabai。
tamuguangzaizhanqilaiyouzuoxiadejigerenlianshangsaoguo,zuihoudingzaizhangyangshenshang,“nishiwomenchangxuelizuigaodedaxuesheng,shuoshuonidekanfa!”
zhangyanglengzhu:“wo……?”
zhouweiderenyefenfenkanguolai。yourentaixiaba,
yourenbatangcichagang“dong”yishengwangzhuoshangyige,
haimeiningjindegaizixiezhezuozaishangmian,reqiyinyunzhechayedesewei。
yiweifafudezhongniannanrenbachenshanxiabaiwangkuyaolishijingyisai,bikonglihengchuyishengbuxie:“xuelizuigaojiulebuqia?ganglaiduojiu?changzijishiniandeshier,lundedaomaotouxiaozizhidianjiangshan?”
“duia,”lingyiweichuanbaichenshan、xiuziwandaoshouzhoudeguanlirenyuanlengxiao,“zhangyangxiaotongzhituzhihuadehao,budaibiaohuiganhuo。
zandongfanghongyisuiyisuizhagendebenshi,shicongchejianhanliaochulaide,bushiketangshangjiangchulaide。”
“biezheimeshuoxiaozhang,”neichuanzhongshanzhuangdenanrenzhouzhemei,shouzhangzaizhuomianshangenleen,qingjinbengchulai,
“nianqingrenyounianqingrendenaozi。womendongfanghongjixiechangbushiyaozhuanqilaima?
danshixianzaioumeihaiwaideyangpinpaiyijinlai,womendexiaoliangdoudiechengshenmeyangle???”
zhangyangzuozhe,shouxindehanyicengyouyiceng。
taxiayishidimokoudai,xiangquzhaoshouji,zhijianquemodaoyikuaiyingyingdedongxi——yigesuliaowaiqiaodebpji。
tazhengleliangmiao,zaitaitoukanneitaili、
“dongfanghongjixiechang”dehongdibaiziqiangbiao,yijizhuoshang“dongfanghong-75xingzongzhuangjiepai”dejiubiaoge,houbei“chi”diyixiachulehan。
我穿越了。
还穿到了九十年代。
erqiewo……shidongfanghongjixiechangdexinyuangong?
zhongshanzhuangnanrenkanlekanta,youkanqitaren,shengyinyadehendi:“xingle,doubiegang。zongguiyaonagefanganchulai。xiaozhang,nishiqingbeide”
tadunleyixia,sihuyenabuwen,“jixiegongchengzhuanyede,changlishibanidangjishuguganyubeirenyuanzhaojinlaide。nishuo,zanzenmehuo?”
pangguanlizhelikelengxiao:“hailunta?beifangyanjiusuodelaowurenni?ranglaowushuo。”
jiaoluoli,yigedaizheheikuangyanjingdewushisuichutoudegongchengshituiletuijingjia,
houlong“ke”leyisheng:“woxianshuoshishi。zanmendejishushuiping,genoumei,rihanzheixiejixiegongsidechanpinbi,dequejingzhenglibugou,
shebeilaojiu,jingdubugou,rechuliyebuwending——jiuzheidizi,wojianyihaishiduohebentudeqiyehezuo,
rangtamenjizhongcaigou,zheiyangyesuanzhichiminzuqiyele!”
zhongshanzhuangnanrenhaixiangshuohua,lingyibianyourenbayiziwanghouyizhuai,
tuijiaocengdimian“zhila”yishengcier。
“woshuoliangju。”yiweidaizheanquanmaodenianqinggongduanzhangtailetaixiaba,“womenzhishiqibuwan。guowaiqibashiniandaijiupaomaquandi,
zanshizhenzhengxiachangyejiuzheijinian。shijianjigou,gongyigenshang,zhaoyangnengzhuishangqu。”
tayusuhenkuai,shouzhizaizhuoshangdiandiandian,“shebeinenggai,gongzhuangnengzuo,canshushinenglianchulaide!wojiubuxinwaiguorenduoliangzhishou!”
“rexuesheibuhuihan?”pangguanlizhelengxiao,zhizhechuangwai,“qiaoqiaorenjiatongguigededonglizongcheng,niujuquxianhaokan,shoumingzhang;
daojushoumingbizanduochuyibei;jiagehaibianyisancheng。ninashenmezhui?wandaochaoche???yaoyaolingxian???”
“nishaoyinyang。”nvduanzhangpaizhuo,“nichuleshuluo,zigeerganlesha?”
baichenshanguanlizhemanmanningkaichabeigai,xileyikouqi:“xianshidian。shichangbaizaizheier,haiwaipinpaidecanshuhao、koubeiwen、jiagehaiyazhezan。
yonghupingshenmemaiwomen?minzuqingxunengmaiyizhen,bunengmaiyishi。xianzaideguanjian,shibiezaixiaputeng,baozhuxianjinliu。”
laowutuituiyanjing,dishengjiehua:“worentong。xianhuozhe。waixie、peitao、genpao——zheixiemeidiuren。bazhiliangkongzhihefanxiulvlaxialai,manmanjilei。”
“genpaogenpao,paozhepaozhejiumeiyingle!”nianqinggongduanzhanghuole,“neiwomenzheibangyixianshiganshade?shouzhelaoshebeidengsi?”
“bizui!”zhongshanzhuangnanrentoutengdiyihe,shengyinlidaizhenu,“zaichaoyougepiyong?dingdandiaolesancheng,cangkuduizhedezhengjimaibudong,yinxingcuikuan,yuancailiaozhangjia。sheinengjitiaolu?”
huayinyiluo,huiyishixiangbeibaledian,chenlesanmiao。
yigekanqilaiwenqidecaiwukezhangqingqingsangzi,yuqihuanman:“ruguozoudijialuxian,womenhaiyouyixianshengji。baliruntanbo,liangqilai,xianrangqudaodongqilai。”
“huche!”laowuhanjianbaocu,“dijiajiushizisha!gongyibuguoguan、pinzhibuwending,shouhouchengbenzhijiebanituosi。”
“neinishuozenmeban?”caiwukezhangyejile,“nimenjishuyitianyige‘buxing’,gongzisheifa?daikuansheikang?nimengannagongzidiya?”
“nawomingyebunadijiaqushapaizi。”laowuyaoya,“paiziyidanchoule,shinianfanbuleshen。”
“shinian?changzhangninengchengshinian?”caiwukezhangkanxiangzhongshanzhuangnanren,“yinxingsangeyueneiyaokanbaobiao。”
yijuhua,jigerendeshixiantongshipianxiangtongyigefangxiang。
张扬。
“zhanggong,ninianqing,youchongjing。”baichenshansixiaofeixiao,
“nigangcaiyeshuole‘bixugaibian’,neijiu——nilainiyigegaibianfangan。niqianzi,womenquanlipeihe。”
nvduanzhangyileng,zhoumei:“nishenmeyisi?”
baichenshantanshou,“sheizhuzhang,sheiluoshi,sheifuze。changlizheimeduonian,guijubunengluan。”
nianqinggongduanzhangzhanglezhangzui,kanlekanzhangyang,youkanlekanchangzhang,shengyinxiaoxiaqu:“yaobu……rangzhanggongxianbaluzimoqing?womenzaishang。”
pangguanlizheshunshidiantou:“duima。nianqingrensiluhuo,gaishangjiushang。”
dajiadexinlidouhenqingchu,
chengle,dajiadoushigonglao;buchengma,yebunengzairangquanchanggenzhexiazhuang——zongdeyourenduifangxiangfuze。
gangbiyedezhangyang,youxueliguanghuanjiashen,jiushihezheigezhiwei...yefuheliucheng。
caiwukezhangbagangbi“kada”yishengkouhuimao,wenwentuntun:“jingfeizheikuai,zhanggongxiegeyusuan。womenjinliangxiangbanfa。”
laowuchenmobanshang,hurantanqi:“jishushangwokeyibang。”
zhangyangkanleyiquanzheiqunlaotouzi,
naqizhuozishangdebanbaoxiaoxiongmaoxiangyan,
dianleyigen,shenxiyikou,
xinxiang,“mlgbde,chuanyueguolairangwobeiguo????”
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