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zhaoyixuankandaoshitazhihouqibudayichulai：“xianzaigongsikuale，niyebuyongjieshouwodeshishele，nimanyileba？”
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linxiangyangxiaomimidikanzheta：“neiruguowonengjiuhuogongsini？”
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“diyi，woxiangnizhuziyiqianwanzhihouwoyaozhangu51%。”
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赵艺萱怒了！
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linxiangyangxiaomimidikanzheta：“zhaoyixuan，jizhunijintiandechengnuo。”
“叮~~~”
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栏目：都市
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假装穷小子体验生活，校花女友当众羞辱我，我摊牌了。
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栏目：都市
