第3章 老公我错了

  linxiangyanglengxiaodao:“nihaiyoulianwenwozenmezaizhei?nibuyinggaixianjieshiyixianiweishenmezaizheierma?niweishenmehuigentazaiyiqi?”

subingdeduimianshiyigehunshenchuanzhemingpaidenanren,zheigerenlinyangfeichangshuxi,neishitadehaoxiongdigufan。

gufanshihaifengshixiaoyoumingqidefuerdai,dangniantazaijiubagenrendajia,yaobushilinxiangyangchushoujiutahetitabeiguo,shuobudingtajiubeirendasile。

congneiyihou,gufanjiugenlinxiangyangchengxiongdaodi,liangrenjiaowangyebushao,danmeixiangdaotajingranshiweilejiyusubingdemeise。

subingmianselenglengdikanzhelinxiangyang,“nijuedexianzaidenigenwohaiheshima?ninashenmeyangwo?kaonisongwaimaima?”

gufanzhanqilaipaizhelinxiangyangdejianbang,“linxiangyang,niyaomingbainijiushigesongkuaidide,nimeiyounenglijisubingxiangyaodeshenghuo。”

“wodexiexienibasubingzhihaoa,yaoburanwodouqubudaozheimepiaoliangdelaopo。”

zheiduigounannvdeyichangyihebalinxiangyangjinule。

“**jiwobizui!wodangnishiwodehaoxiongdi,nijingranyaolvwo!”

  dangufangenbenbupata,zhigaoqiangdishuodao:“jirannidoukandaole,woyemeibiyaoyinmannile。zhiyaonimenyilihunwojiuhetaqulingzheng,ranhoudaizhetaquhuanqiulvxing。”

  “ninengxiangxiangma?womenkeyizaiyoulunshang、feijishang、huangyeshang,zairenheniwufaxiangxiangdedifangzuowomenxiangzuodeshiqing,neiganjueyidingshuangbaole。”

tawubiexindehua,balinxiangyangdenuhuochedidianran。

  “peng!”yijizhongquanzhijieluozaigufandelianshang。

“worangnibizui,fouzewobanideyaqiaodiao。laoziyijingtinijinguoyicijuliusuo,wobujieyizaiqudunyici。”

linxiangyanglenglengdidingzhesubing:“jiuyinweitayouqian,nijiuyaojiwolihun?”

subingxinqinghuangluandikanzheta:“linxiangyang,woyijingjinisannianshijianle,danshiniyoujiwokandaoxiwangma?”

“niyijingyiwusuoyoule,ninashenmeyanghuowohewodejiaren?”

“wodidimashangjiuyaodaxuebiyele,ninengbangtaanpaigongzuoma?wofumuyijinglaole,ninengmeigeyuejitamenwuwanshiwanshenghuofeima?”

“renwanggaochuzou,niruguoweilewohaojiuyinggaifangkaiwo,rangwoguoshangwoxiangyaodeshenghuo。”

linxiangyangnujifanxiao:“wodongle,qiongjiushiyuanzuia!”

tazhizhegufanwendao:“nibuzhidaotashiwoxiongdima?nibuzhidaotaliguoliangcihunma?buzhidaotagangtanleyigenvpengyouma?”

  subingjueqiangdikanzhelinxiangyang:“neiyouzenmeyang?tahenaiwo,taweilewoyijinggenneigenvdefenshoule。”

  “tayouqian,nibunengjiwodefangzichezishechipinyandoubuzhajiunengji;nibunengjiwodehuanqiulvxing,tayuanyiqinzipeiwoqu。”

  “linxiangyang,niyongyuandoushizaidilibaoshidetuji,ertashinengdaiwofeixianglantiandetiane,yibaigenidoubibushangtadeyigenshouzhitou。”

linxiangyangpaoxiaodao:“zheibushinilvwodeliyou!womenhaimeilihun,niquezaizheihetayuehui。”

subinglengzheliandao:“wozaihunneimeiyouchugui,woduiniwenxinwukui。womenhepinglihun,haojuhaosanba。”

  gufanzaicizhanqilaichaoxiaodao:“kandaoleba,zheijiushinihewodechaju,nidelaoponingyuangenwosibenyebuyuangennishouku。”

“nisongdagongjiawaimaiyigeyuenengzhengduoshao?baqian,yiwan?haibushiyichangbingjiubanidejiaditaokong?”

tayoukanxiangsubing:“nifangxin,zhiyaonichengweiwodenvren,wobaoniyouxiangbujinderonghuafugui,waimianneiliangmashaladiwomashangjiukeyizhuandaonidemingxia。”

  chuangwai,yiliangfensedemashaladizaiyangguangxiayiyishenghui,jiqimiren。

  subingzaiciwanglinxiangyangshenshangpolengshui:“nikandaolema?zheicaishiwoxiangyaodeshenghuo,wozaiyebuxiangguokurizile。”

  cishi,linqiuyicaizhegaogenxiedengdengdengdizouguolai,yibazhangchouzaisubingdelianshang。

  “jiunizheizhongxianpinaifudelvchabiao,yepeibishiwoge?”

  “neitaimashaladijiushinidemengxianglema?huanqiulvyoujiushinidexiangxiangjixianlema?”

  tanaqishoujiminglingdao:“lijibamenkoudemashaladijiwofeile,rangtazhangzhangjianshi。”

  “轰轰~~~”

  cantingwai,yinqingdehongmingshengciqibifu,zuzushiliangchaopaotingzaikafeitingwaimian。

  subingwuzhezuiba,yanjingyuandeng,buganxiangxinzijideyanjing。

“falali、lanbojini、bujiadi、baoshijie,zheixiechejiaqilaideguoyiba?yaoshisongjiwoneigaiduohaoa!”

  linqiuyigaoaodikanzhesubing:“zhengdanidegouyankanqingchu,zheicaishiwogedezhenzhengshili。”

tayihuishouyixialing,cheshangderenlijikangzhetiegunxialai,bagufandemashaladizadechedibaofei。

tayounachuneizhangzhizunlongka,“zhidaozheishishenmekama?”

gufanjingkongdao:“zheishilongtengkejijituandezhizunlongka,quanqiuzhiyouwuzhang,zhiyoulongtengdedagudongcaiyouzigeyongyou。”

linqiuyijixushuo:“qishinizuowanzhiyaodakailihe,zheizhangkalideyiqianwanjiushuyuni,limiandengdaijiejindeershiyizugounijibeizidouhuabuwan。”

  “haiyouwaimianneixieche,quandoushiwozhunbeisongjisaozideshengriliwu。danshinixianzaimozhenideliangxinwenwen,nipeima?”

苏冰听完就崩溃了。

“wodaodizuoleshenmea?woweishenmezheimechun?weishenmebuduojianchiyitian?”

  linxiangyanglenglengdishuodao:“jintiandeyiqiewoyijingluyinle,jiupingniduiwohehunyindebuzhong,niyongyuanbiexianggenwolihun。”

  tanieqisubingdexiaba,henlidao:“woyaoniqinyankanzhewojueqi,qinyankanzhewobaronghuafuguisongjibiedenvren。”

  “erni,jianghuibeiwokunsizaizheiduanhunyinli,zaiyetaobuchuqu。”

  subingputongyishengguixia:“laogongwocuole,qiuqiunifangguowo!”