dangdaiwenxuezuopin《dianjing：xinrenrudui，naxiamingxingtujishou》，shiyuhandedaibiaozhizuo。zhurengongtangliyuchenniannianshenshangzhanxianleshidaidefengmaoheshehuibianqian，gushiqingjiekourenxinxian，yinrenshensi。zheibenxiaoshuoyongxilidebichumiaohuilexianshizhongdezhongzhongwenti，rangduzheduirenxing、shehuiyougengshenkederenshi。dlbshidiyigechuangruquanqiuguanjunsaidequanhuabanzhandui。kexineiyinian，shenweicnsaiquyihaozhongzidetamenheguanjunshizhijiaobei，yihanzheji。“……
danmushuaguoyichuan「？？？」、「nibiebanianmeidaihuaile！」、「wojiuzhidaohuishizheiyang」。
唐礼瑜看不见。
taguanbiledanmutishi，heniannianyiqimaozaijiaoluo。
meizhangdituyouerzhisangebushuqu，yiabcqufen。
diliuhuiheyikaishi，zhaositujisanrenzuzaibquwaifashengjizhan，kanshouaqudeduishoujiaobudengdenghuifangqule，shengpaquwanyidian，liangerentoudoufenbudao。
就是现在！
“去下包。”
tangliyudisheng，“qiaoqiaodijinqu，daqiangdebuyao。”
陈年年：“……”
bushi，jie，nizheigeyuqi。
tashishenmehenjizeidedongxima？
aqulikongkongruye，chenniannianbaozhebaozhaqiwangdianlipao，tangliyujiaobubuting，yilushenru。
fangshoufangcongbquhuifangaqu，xuyaojingguochushengdian，tangliyuwushengwuximoguoqu，wangjiaoluoyidun，budongle。
baozhadaojishixiangqi，sangelurenduiyouyijinggepi，changmianzhijielaidao2v5。
chenniannianhaishiyouzizhizhimingde，“huaile，yuyu，niyaoyidawule。”
“wohaiyoushenmenengbangnibu？”
“有。”
tangliyutingzhexixilaladejiaobushengchaotadefangxiangkaojin，“suibiankaijiqiang。”
zhengchangdegongfangwanjia，zaianzhuangbaozhaqihou，huizaibushuquzhaohaoyantishoubao。
dantangliyuxianranbushuyuzhengchangdeneiyilei。
qiangshengcongaquyinyuechuanlai，huifangdeshoufangsuodingshengyinlaiyuan，jiakuailejiaobu。
xiayimiao，tangliyumianqianjielianchuxiansangenaodai。
tamensihumorenhuifangdelushangbuhuichuxiandixi，sangerenkanyebukanchushengdianyiyan，yankanjiuyaoluguo。
砰！砰！砰！
ⅰ[carp]︻デ═yi[nidawowobupawoqulaomeizhaowoba]
ⅱ[carp]︻デ═yi[jiaozi]
ⅲ[carp]︻デ═yi[woyouyibaoxiandaduiyou]
tangliyushubiaoqingdiandaizousanren，xunsudiaozhuanqiangtou，miaozhunaquzhigaodian。
xiayimiao，yigeshenyingcongzhigaodianshanguo。
tangliyuyanyebuzha，“peng！”
ⅳ[carp]︻デ═yi[wozhishiluguo]
zhiyishunjian，jushinizhuanchengerdayi。
zuihouyiweidirenshanshanlaichi，zaitadasichennianniandetongshi，tangliyudezidanyeweidaoletanaomenshang。
ⅴ[carp]︻デ═yi[jiumingwobuhuidacanju]
五杀！
xiangzhengwushaquanjianderongyuyinxiaoxiangqi，duiyouheduishouqiqichenmo：“……”
paiweisaipipeidaodewanjiayuduanweiguagou，tamennengcoujinyigeduiju，biciduanweibushichaofanjiushishenhua。
dajiadouzhidao，zaizheizhongjianmianjibaotoudegaoshoujuli，nagewushayouduomeniubi。
但是——
“卧槽，死老六！”
yuyinpindaobeiciqibifudefennuwocaoshengzhanju，dlbjidixunlianshili，zhanghaowei[jiaozi]deshaonianpaianerqi，“zheigerenhaogoua，zaiwomenjiadunneimejiu，toulesangerentou！”
“zheijiushinibusoudiandeliyou？”
jiaolianbahouhoudesaihoufenxijuanchengshujuan，zhaozheshaoniandenaodaidangtuoluochou，“shuoleduoshaobianyaosoudianyaosoudian，zaoshangfupanwan，xiawudapaiweihaifanyiyangdecuo。”
“bawodehuadangerpangfeng？”
shaonianbeichoudebaotoushucuan，yidaoqizhangdeshenyingzoujinxunlianshi，qiaojianmianqiandejifeigoutiao，lianshangluchuwunaidexiao。
“haolejiaolian，yihuibajiaozidashale，shangnazaizhaogexianfeng？”
“jiushijiushi，dui……zhujiaoshuodeshi。”
jiaozizaipangbiantoutoudingzui，jiaoliandengtayiyan，“danidepaiweiqu！”
shaonianweiqudizuolehuiqu，lairenjiangshoutouziliaofangdaozhuoshang，yixiusuizhetadongzuoshangnuo，luchutiezhegaoyaodeshouwan。
jiaolianmiaoleyanziliao，shensegengnankanlexie，“neijianshiquedingle？”
“确定了。”
beijiaozihuanzuozhujiaodenanrenshensedandan，“fangyuhewomentanxuyueyixiangdetongshi，toutouhemaozhanduiqianleliangnianheyue。”
“neibianyijingzaishangbaoguanfangzouzhuanhuiliucheng，jiaolian，womenbeifangyuliule。”
“唉。”
jiaolianmiansejibian，zuihouzhangzhangtanlekouqi，“suanle，buyiwai。”
dlbjinniandechengjihencha，zaoyibushiliangnianqianchuangruquanqiuguanjunsaideneizhizhandui。
tamendaozaijuliguanjunyibuzhiyaodeweizhi，ewantanxizhong，chulezuixiaodetujishoushenyi，qitaduiyuanxianhoutuiyihuozhuanhui。
duizhangshentingfengshoushangehua，yebudebucongsaichangtuixialai，zhuanweizhujiao。
shiqushentingfengzhihuidedlb，rutongmeilezhuxingu，xinduiyuanmenchuchumaolu，chongjingyouyu，naixingbuzu。
jibianyougongrendezuiqiangtujishoushenyi，tadeliwankuanglanbuguobeishuichexin。
zhiyigesaiji，gegeduiwujiumotouletamen，ezhizhushenyi，dadlbxiangkanguaqiecaiyiyangjiandan。
erzuoweifutujishoudefangyu，yizhibuganxinqujuzhutujishoushenyidemingxingguanghuanxia。
tatichuzhuanzhutujihenduoci，cicidoudabuguoshenyi。
要走也不意外。
“真不厚道。”
jiaoliantanshengzhonghanzhenuyi，“yibianpianwomenxuyue，yibiananduchencang，tashixiangdengzhuanhuiqiguoqu，womenluodewurenkeyongdejingdi！”
shentingfengpaipaijiaolianjianbang。
“wowenleqingxunguanliheshujufenxishi，hailaideji。”
dlbqueyigeyounaixin，nengweizhanduidoudi，younengjianguzhihuidexuanshou。
zhuanhuiqiguoban，fuheyaoqiudezaoyibeigedajulebuqianzou，shengxiadedoushixie……
shentingfengkanyiyanhaizaidapaiweisaidejiaozi，huanlegehuati，“douxiawule，bushishuojintianyougewaiwu？”
“shizanzhushangneibiandesirenyaoqing，tamentaiziyeshizhongchuandaxuedianjingsheshezhang，rangzaizimenguoquchenggechangzi。”
xunlianshiyigongsangeduiyuanzai，chulejiaozi，haiyoulianggeshaonianzuozaizuiyoubian，zhengcouzaiyikuaijiaotoujieer。
“gujijiuzheisaqule。”
jiaoliannunuzui，“fangyujitianmeijinxunlianshi，zhiyushenyineixiaozi，ze，zuowanwowenle。”
“他说不去。”
原话是这样的——
shenyi：“woquganma？shidawuliaodebiaoyansaijiaozhuaosika，haishirangjianjiaoshengcichuanermo？”
“baochishouganbuyaozhayu，baohutingjuebimianshuaijian，zheishijiaoliannideyuanhua。”
“还是说……”
xiaoyedengjiangtadefangjianyingchengrongrongnuanhuang，shenyinizheguang，zhenggerensongsongkuakuayizhemenkuang，yitouzimaoqiaodezhangyawuzhua，xiangshenyechumeidexiaoemo。
taqinzhexiao，“jiaolian，niyebuxiangwodangzhongnvecaizuichoupenren，bajulebuxinkudazaodezhaopaidangcajiaobucaiba？”
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