第2章

——「shenhuanvzhubo?liandoubulu,bushidaidajiushibianshengqi」

——「zhangshayanga,weishabugankaishipin?」

——「dajiaqukanxxxzhibojiandetianxin,renmeishengtiandadehao,bubizaizheidunyigebuzhinannvdezhuboqiang?」

danmupiaoguojitiaolingrenbushideyanlun,tangliyudeyanshenpingjingdanmo,shubiaodongledong,pingbilaheiyitiaolong。

yexushiheizidehuaqilezuoyong,yekenengshizhongwufandian,nengdayouxidefensibuduo。

dengleyihui,liwuhaishiliaoliaowuji。

“jiranmeirenshangche,neiwo……”

tangliyuhuatougangqi,kanjianliuxingyuzaipingmushangzhakai,yinghongletadeyan。

「yonghu[fanqiexinren920]songchufanqiexingxingx10,chufafanqieliuxingyutexiao!」

fanqiexingxingyigesanbai,shigejiushisanqiankuai。

“xiexie920laobandeshigefanqiexingxing,laobandaqi,laobanshentijiankang。”

tangliyudiankaisonglifensidezhuye,gerenziliaoqingyisedekongbai。

muguangluodaoyutaxiangtongdeipdizhihezhanxindezhuceriqi,tameishaojibukejianyitiao。

不太像新粉丝。

“zheiweilaoban,mafansiliaoyixianideyouxiidba,wolanishuangpai。”

duifangjujueletadeyaoqing,「meishi,wojiubushangchele,kannidajiukeyi!」

嗯?

tangliyumousejianshen,maitoujichenniannianfalegexiaoxi,[niannian,nizaiganma?]

[看你直播呢!]

chenniannianhuidehenkuai,zilixingjiantouzheyuyue,[nidezhiborenwugaodingle,jinwankeyigenwoyikuaiqule!]

chennianniandefanqiezhanghaoshitadefangguan,zheihuihaobuzai,zheiniziqueduizijizhibojianqingkuangyiqingerchu,yijuhuabazijimaile。

querenxingxingshichennianniansongde,tangliyukuxiaobude,yemeichuochuan,[laobanbushangche,wodainidayihuiba。]

sannianqian,takaishimosuoyouxizhibo。

tameiyoufensijichu,fanqietvjideshifenchengheyue,meiyoudixin。

tangliyubodehenqinmian,chuleshangkeheshuijue,suoyouxinlidoutouruqizhong。

勤能补缺。

liwufenzhangshishourudatou,tadeshililiannanzhubodouwangchenmoji,meigeyuedeshourubingbudi。

kerizihaishiguodejinbaba。

chenniannianjiajingfuyu,sanqiankuaiduitaeryanjiushiyidunfandezhichu,danlaobanshilaoban,pengyoushipengyou。

朋友的钱不该挣。

xiageyuejiushichennianniandeshengri,tangliyuzhuomonazheibiqianjitamaishenmeliwu,yibiandengluzijizhanghao。

buyihui,chennianniandingzhe[niannianyouyu]deidjiajinduiwu。

youxiyigongbagedaduan,heitie-qingtong-baiyin-huangjin-bojin-zuanshi-chaofan-shenhua。

tangliyujide,gaoerdeshujiashi,chenniannianhaizaihuangjinzhengzhachenfu,beilurenduiyoumaku,baozhebijibenlaizhaotadashengduansai。

errujin,[niannianyouyu]de“chaofan”duanbiaoshanzhecuilvdeguang,shijinciyu“shenhua”decunzaile。

tangliyuxinweikuazan,“nijinbuhenkuaia。”

“bushiwojinbule,shiwodepeiwanmengengxinle。”

shaonvjiaoaodeshengyincongerjichuanlai,“zhiqianhandepeiwandabojinjudouyaosiyaohuo,genbendaibudongwo。”

“houlaiwozhaodaoyigelihaidepeiwanchedui,doushiqianzhiyexuanshou,situoyi,qingqingsongsongjiubawodaidaochaofanle!”

唐礼瑜:“……”

不好,是钞能力!

shuangfangqiangdubupipei,huidadehennanshou,pingshidailaobanshangfen,tangliyudouhuizhaogehelaobanduanweichabuduodehao。

zheihuixianghuanhaoyijinglaibuji——

【匹配成功】。

youxiyemiantiaozhuan,jinruleyingxiongxuanzejiemian。

wuweishi5v5huihezhideshejiyouxi,gongshoushuangfangxuyaoxuanqubutongleixingdeyingxiong,yikaoyingxiongjinengpeiheheqiangfa,gongtongduoquyouxishengli。

kegongxuanzedeyingxionghenduo,tamenbeifenweisidalei,tujishou,xianfeng,kongchangzhe,shouwei。

meiweiwanjiadouyouzijishanzhanghuoxihuandeleixingyingxiong。

qiangfahaofanyingkuai,xihuanchongzaizuiqiande,yibandanrentujishou。

xihuanzhenchadikuangshoujixinxidewanjia,xuanzexianfengleixingyingxiong,fuzetanlu。

kongchangzhegumingsiyi,shiyiyanwuhejinengzhebidijunshiye,qiegezhanchangdedaojushou。

zhiyuchenniannianzheizhong,e,xuyaobaojinduiyoudatuide——

huankuaideyudiaoxiangqi,“woxuannaimagenzheniba!”

mingweishengqidenaimabeisuoding。

pingmuzhong,heifalvyidexiaonvhaipengzhexiangzhengzhiyudefaqiuxuxujiangluo。

shengqishigeshouweijiaose,jinengjiandan,yigezhangaibingqiang,liangkejiansubingqiu,yijiyikoukeyihuifuxueliangdenai。

dazhaohainengbaduiyouqisihuisheng。

houqinbaozhangyoule,danqitaduiyoudexuanzebutaishunli。

sangelurenduiyoudoushitieguzhengzhengderexuenaner,yuxuanlanqingyisetujishou。

yigeduijulibingbuxuyaoneimeduochongfenggansiduiyuan。

1louduiyoukaishizhihui:[2lou,nixuangeyan]

2louduiyoukaishifankang:[wobuhui,3lounixuan]

3louduiyoukaishipanni,budanbugai,shenzhipajisuoding。

[队友1:?]

[duiyou2:haohaohao,wochaofanshengshenhuadeguanjianju,zheimegaoshiba]

yankanduiyou1heduiyou2yefennusuodingtujishou,danmukaishihahahaha。

——「haohaohao,sangetuji,zuodengkaijusanshimiaocarperdawu」

——「yanjindian,nianmeidechaofanhanjinliangwei0%,carpyaoyidawule」

——「carp:shuohaodedaimeizenmebianchengwogujunfenzhan?」

——「diantoujiangba,duiyougaoxintailaile」

唐礼瑜没看弹幕。

taxianglexiang,suodinglechangyongdekongchangyingxiong,waihao“yannan”。

jiazaijindutiaojieshu,tamenchuansongjinditu。

dituhegongshoufangdoushisuijide,meihuihedeshenglimubiaoshiquanmiediren,huoyinbao/chaichubaozhaqi。

gongfangxuyaojinrubushudianfangzhibaozhaqi,shoufangzezuzhigongfanganzhuang。

daman12huihehougongshouhuhuan,xianhuode13gehuiheshenglideyifang,jiweibenjuhuoshengzhe。

genjudinglv,duiyouzaijinruyouxiqiannaobieniu,zheijuduobanyebuhuishunli。

zheijusuijidaodeshitangliyushanzhangdeditu,tamenzaigongfang。

tangliyuhaizaizhuomoruhejingong。

wufenzhonghou,tafangqilezheigexiangfa。

paiweizhongtutuichuhuibeijinsai,zheisangelurenduiyoubuhaohaoda,yebuyuanyitoujiangtuichu。

huiheyikaishi,duiyouyihaodeshanguangdanbatamenshanchengzhengyanxia,duiyouerhaodehuoyandanzaijiaoxiazilazila,xuezhikuangdiao。

haiyougeduiyousanhao,touyebuhui,daizhebaozhaqichongjinrenqunbaiji。

nianniandisancibeiduiyoushaosi,kaishicanjiao,“made,shiyanyuan!”

“aaaazheibayaoshule,jiumingayuyu,zaishuyibawojiudiaohuizuanshile!”

suizhecandande0:5kaiju,quanpingliaotiankoumanlekanrenaodewenhao。

shoufangkanchutamenqileneihong,kaishibananweibanchaofengdewenhou,zilixingjianchongmanjijianghuoshengdekuaihuokongqi。

duimianyijingdudingnengnaxiazheiyibale。

tangliyujiangliaotianneirongshouruyanzhong,qingshengkaikou,“niannian,genwozou。”

“wodainitoujimogou。”