zhujiaoshiyeyunfeisuningxuedeshumingjiao《doushichaojiwangpai》,shizuozhejinshuixiangshengchuangzuodedoushishenghuofenggedexiaoshuo,wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie,wenbijijia,shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu:guyouguoshiwushuang,jinyouzhizunwushang!wunianqian,yeyunfeicanzaohenghuo,nianjinshisisuideyeyunfeibeidiurudahai,quebuxiangbeichongshanghuangdao,jiucijiekaishenshizhimi!wunianhou,yeyunfeigaitouhuanmian,yimozushaodishenfenlidao,xiewanyizichandenglinjiangcheng,fuchoujiucizhankai!!!yeyunfei:“cengjingdedirenmen,zheiwunian,nimenzhizuijinmidekehao?”...
di19zhangnengbuneng...zailaiyici?
lubowenfengkuangjiaoxiao,yidingdamaozizhijiekouzaileyeyunfeitoushang,yinweidongfangjiazhongbingchuiside,zhengshidingliangzhudongfanghaohanlaoyezi!
ruguogangcaiyeyunfeishichengrennenglibuzu,wunengweili,tayewuhuakeshuo,keyeyunfeineihua,mingxianshizaijujue,ganjingliluodejujue,baimingleshuowonengjiu,danwobuhuisuibianjiu!
zheijiahuo,danganduidongfanghaohanjiansibujiu,yaoshichuanchuqu,lubowenwanquankeyixiangxiang,huiyouwushurenhuiyicizhaoyeyunfeimafan。
danruguoyeyunfeijieshouleni?
zheitongyangshilubowenxiwangkandaode!
fanzhengdongfangbaihuixianzaishitielexinxiangrangyeyunfeijiuren,erlaoyezidebingqing,bianshitalaodieshenyiluxiangmingdouwunengweili!
shenzhi,buguanshiluxiangming,haishidongfangjiaqinglaidequanweixiyi,quandouduandinglaoyezibisi,zheishihouruguoyeyunfeixuanzejiuren,zaibalaoyezijizhisile,hehe......
daoneishi,yidingdaguokejiuzhijiekouzaileyeyunfeishenshang!
biru,laoyezibenlaihainengcanchuansangeyue,jieguobeizheijiahuoyixiazijizhisile......
zheijiahuo,zuihouyidinghuisidehencanhencan!
siwuzangshenzhidideneizhong!!!
“buzhitiangaodihoudegoudongxi,genwodou,nidengzheba!”lubowenxinzhongdeyiwanfen,juedegangcaineijuhuajianzhishimiao,yixiazirangyeyunfeixianrulejintuiliangnandejingdi。
eryeyunfei,quexintouyizhan,taiyankanxiangdongfangbaihui,xunwendao:“nirangwojiude,keshidongfanghaohanlaoyezi?”
“shi。”dongfangbaihuiweiweidiantou。
“neiwojiuqukankanba。”yeyunfeidayinglexialai,buzhishiyinweidongfanglaoyezichaguodangniandeshi,tongshitayexiangconglaoyezineililejiexia,longtaizijiujinghaiyoushenmebeijing。
bijing,zhibizhiji,baizhanbudai。
“a?”dongfangbaihuiyoumengle,naodaiyishibanhuierzhuanbuguowanlai,wanquanmeigaomingbaiyeyunfeizaizuoshenme。
zheijiahuo,gangcaihaineimegancuideshuobujiu,xianzaiyoushuoyaojiu?
这是在搞毛线啊!
把本小姐当猴耍呢?
dongfangbaihuiyelandeduoxiangle,zhuaizheyeyunfeijiuyaozou,“jiranzheiyang,genwoqujialiba,ruguonengbawoyeyezhihao,niyaoshenmedouxing!”
yeyunfeishouwanyihuang,congdongfangbaihuishoulizhengtuo,dandandao:“woshiyaoqu,danbushixianzai,wopengyouhaizaidengzhewopeitaguangjie,doudayingle,zongbunengshiyan。”
沃特?!
逛...逛街???
tingdaoyeyunfeisuoshuo,dongfangbaihuijingdechadianyikouxuepenchuqu!
dagenigaomeigaoqingchuzhuangkuang?
woyeyexianzaizhongbingchuisi,shijianbuduole,niyaoqupeirenjiaguangjie?!
救人为大好不好!
buzhishidongfangbaihui,zhouweiweiguandezhongren,yequandoushihuadangchang!
fengle,zheixiaozijianzhishifengle!
zhiqianyikoujujueyaojiudongfanglaoyezijiusuanle,xianzaidayingle,jingranyoubaguangjiezheizhongshiqing,kandebidongfanglaoyezidemingdouzhongyao?
zheidaodinamaochulaideyaomoguiguai?
nizhibuzhidaodongfanglaoyezishizenyangyizundarenwu?
“ni,nixiangenwo......”dongfangbaihuihuiguoshen,haishijuedingxianbayeyunfeidaihuijiali,keshijinjiezhejiufaxian......
人呢?
你妹的!人呢!!!
......
cishideyeyunfei,zaoyijingqiaowushengxidejinrulebaihuodalou,anzhaotaduidongfangbaihuidepanduan,dongfanglaoyezibingqingdequehenyanzhong,danhaiyouxierizihuotou。
zhishaobuhuiyiliangtiandejiusidiao。
zhiyulubowendezhang,huitouyekeyiyibingqingsuan。
zheiyangyilai,taziranhaishiyaozunshouyuanze,xianwanchengdayingqiyudeshiqing。
可是......
jinrushangchanghou,yeyunfeibianjiqiyudaledianhua,danjinjiezhe,dianhuajiubeiguaduan,lianxudalejicizhihouhaishizheiyang,bujinrangtayizhentouteng。
henxianran,zheixiaomeiziyouzhamaole。
“bale。”yeyunfeiwunaikuxiao,buzhidaoqiyuyoumeiyouzijihuiqu,buguohaishijueding,xianzaishangchanglizhaozhaokan。
tazhijiequlesanlounvzhuangqu,raozheshangchangzhuanledabanquan,zhongyuzaiyichuxiuxiyishangkandaoleqiyu。
qiyudequeqidebuqing,zuozaiyizishang,baozhexigai,xiangshishouleweiqudexiaohuamao。
pangbianzeshiduimanledadaxiaoxiaodebaozhuangdai。
“keke。”yeyunfeizouleguoqu,gangadekesouleliangsheng。
“heng!”qiyujiaohengyisheng,niuguotou,yifuwolandelinideyangzi。
“e......”yeyunfeigengjiatoutengle,mianduizhamaodeshangguxiongshou,turanjuede,jushiwudidemozushaodiyudaolekexing。
“neige。”zixizhuomoleyifanhou,yeyunfeixiaodao:“dongximaiwanledehua,womenhuiquba,neixiedadaxiaoxiaodedaiziwolaigaoding。”
呼——
qiyuzhangchulekouqi,xiaolianyidiandianguleqilai,huanhuanzhuantou,kanxiangyeyunfei,yiziyidundedao:“wo!jiao!wei!le!”
“wobeinihuiqu。”yeyunfeigancuihuiying,kanzheqiyuneiqifendeliandan,bujinjuede,zheimeizisihutingkeai。
qiyu:“......”
zheiyishunjian,tajuedeyanqianzheinanrenjianzhishijuele。
没救了!
wuyaokejiudeneizhong!!!
“teng!”qiyuyaoyaqiangdiao。
“womingbaile!”yeyunfeihuangrandawu,zuozaiyizishang,zhaodaoleqiyuweilejiaodeneitiaodazhangtui,taiqilaidazailezijituishang。
“你,你干什么?”
“bushitengma?wobangnirouroua。”yeyunfeiyibianshuozhe,yibiantuoquleqiyudexiaobaixie,zaituoqubobodeheisexiao**,ranhouzaijiaohuaiweizhiqingqingrouleqilai。
zheicubujifangdeturanxiji,rangqiyudunshijiumengle,xiaolianbiandetonghong,jiaojidao:“weiweiwei,nigaocuolemeiyou,zheishizaiwaimian,neimeduoren......”
taxiangshuoneimeduorenkanzhehengangalaizhe,jieguoturanjian,huayujiaranerzhi。
wu......hao,haoshufudeganjue!
qiyumeixiangdaoyeyunfeijuranyouzheimeyishou,zheicairoulejixia,buguangtadejiaowanbutengle,erqiehaiyouyiguwenredeganjue,zongzhijiushi......shufu。
tasuoxingyebuguanle,bennengdefangsongshenzi,renyouyeyunfeijixu**。
eryeyunfei,qishiyetingshufude,yishoupengzheqiyuneibaixiruyudeyuzu,yishouqingqing**,xinzhongzhibuzhudegankailianlian。
guanghuaxini,danxingshizu......zheixiaomeizipifuzhenhaoa!
两分钟后。
shizaitaishufule,qiyutangzaizhangyishang,yilianqieyi,bushoukongzhidefachuguaiguaideshengyin。
dunshi,fujinluguodejirentingxiajiaobu,fenfenkanleguoqu。
“a!!!”daodaoyiyangdemuguang,baqiyuheleyitiao,jianjiaoyisheng,ganjinzuoleqilai,tuikaiyeyunfeideshou,hongzheliandao:“neige,keyi,keyile,womenxianhuiquzaishuo!”
shuozhe,tahuangmangdezuozhishenzi,chuanhaoxiewa,ranhouwuzhelianyiluchaozhechukoupaoqu。
gangcai......gangcaijuranbushoukongzhidefachuneizhongshengyin!
羞死人啊!!!
“en,haibucuo。”yeyunfeiqueshipoweimanyidedianlediantou,linqipangbianneidadaxiaoxiaodebaozhuangdaizhuileshangqu。
huidaozhuchu,fanghaodongxi,tabianshizhunbeizaicichumen,qudongfangjiakankanlaoyezideqingkuang。
kejiuzaizheishi,pazaishafashangdeqiyuturanhandao:“neige,niyoujishi?”
“没有。”
“neinengbuneng......nengbunengzailaiyici?”yueshuo,qiyuneibaixidexiaoliandanjiuyuehong,fangfodouyaoshenchuxuelaile。
tajuedehenxiuse,yinweicongxiaodaoda,congmeibeirenheyixingneimeqinjindejiechuguo。
ketayezhendehenxiangjixu,zhiqianneiganjuehenshufu,ruguobushizaigongzhongchanghe,neimeduorendingzhe,tagenbenbuhuihantingde!
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