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buguokanxiaojiahuoneishashadeyangzi，xianrantahaibuzhidaoxiageyuesanhao，jiushitamenxuexiaoqinziyundonghuiderizi。
“baobei，xiageyuesanhaobabayaoheniyiqicanjiayundonghuini，nikaixinma？”
lintianbuxiangzaishuofanglaoshile，lianmangchakaihuati。
linmiaokezhazhedadadeyanjingkanlintian，turanyanlichongmanlejingxi。
“爸爸，你真好！”
“yiqianxuexiaojubanyundonghui，biedexiaopengyoudouyoubabamama，jiumiaokemeiyou！”
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lintiannielenielinmiaokedexiaolian。
linmiaokepotiweixiao，yibalouzhulintiandebozi：“baba，wohaoxihuanni！woyaocanjiayundonghui，woyaonaguanjun，woyaoxiaohonghua！”
“haode，xiaohonghua，womenyidingnengxingde！”
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kexiaohaiziyibandouxihuanchishenmeni？
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吱呀——！！
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“shiniya，laotongxue，nandaoniburenshiwole？”
zailintianbinglengdemuguangzhong，lanbojinidechemendakaile，yishenzhuguangbaoqidepiaoliangnvrenxiaomimidezoulexialai。
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zheishitagaozhongdetongxue，suli。
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jiranshilaotongxue，neigangcaideshiyejiusuanle。
chelidenanrendiguzheshenme，sulikanqilaihaishihenreqingde。
taxiaomimidezoudaolintianduimian，kanlekanlintianhuailidelinmiaoke，guzuojingyadeshuodao：“aiyou，laotongxue，duonianbujian，nihaizidouzheimedale？hehe，xiaojiahuozhangdezhenkeai，kexijiushibuxiangniya！”
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sulishenshouxiangyaoqumolinmiaoke，quebeilinmiaokeduokaile。
yipangdenanrenhenbunaifan，xiezheyanjingkanlintian：“woshuosujingli，zheirensheiya，nibuyaochixicanma，haizaizheizhanzhezuoshenme？”
nanrenshuozhe，daliangdalianglintianneishenditanhuo，zuilixiaoshengdiguleyiju“qionggui”。
林天看向这人。
gangcaitakeshizhengchangguomalude，erzheigejiahuoquechadianzhuangdaota。
rujinzheirenbudanmeiyoudaoqian，fandaozuilibuganbujingde！
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heng，nihaiyiweinishidangchudeneigelintianma？
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sulishuowan，gaojunpengyegenzhehahadaxiaoleqilai。
“yuanlainijiushilindahaideerziya？”
“haha，wohaiyiweishishenmehuoseni！”
lintianmianwubiaoqingdekanzhezheilianggeren，tazhongyumingbaisulixiangyaoganshenmele。
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“huainvren，buxunishuowobabahuaihua！”
lintiankeyibulihuisuli，dantahuailidelinmiaokewufajieshou。
sulimianlubuxie，zuilixiaodao：“hehe，xiaodongxi，darenshuohuaxiaohaiziyeganchazui，zhenmeijiajiao！”
sulishenshouxiangzhelinmiaokedelianshangqiaqu。
jiuzaisulideshouyankanyaoqiazailinmiaokelianshangdeshihou，lintiandeyanlituranmaochuliangdaobinglengdemuguang。
tayishenglengxiao，fanshouyibazhang，zhijieshanzailesulidelianshang！
啪！
“a！nigandawo？！”
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tazhizhidedingzhesulixiaodao：“suli，nishuowo，wokeyibulihui，danshiniganpengwonver，wohuirangnisidehencan！”
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kandaosulibeida，yipangdegaojunpengborandanu。
“xiaozi，nishuoshenme？”
“niyigebeiganchulinjiadegouzaizi，yegangenwonvpengyouzheimeshuohua！”
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“xiaozi，woxianzaiyigaokejituandongshizhangdeshenfen，minglingniguixiajiwonvpengyoudaoqian！”
“nitingshuoguolongtianhuima？”
“niganbugui，wolikerangnibianchengsiren！”
龙天会？
lintianzhoumei，kanxianggaojunpeng。
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