第 4 章 自以为是的刘大师

di4zhangziyiweishideliudashi

“shei......sheizaishuohua?”

“有种的站出来!”

liudashifangxiashouzhongyinzhen,muguangjiongjiongdekanxiangbingfangmenkou。

“shiwoshuohua,niyouzenyang?”

lintianlengxiao,tahuailibaozhelinmiaoke,kanxiangbingchuangshangdewanglaoyezi。

“shirenchangshuoliangyijiuren,yongyisharen,jinrijiandaoleni,wosuanmingbailezheihuadedaoli!”

“xiaozi,ni......nishuoshenme?”

liudashidengyuanleniuyan,shunjiannubukejie。

tadabuzoudaolintianduimian,zhizhelintiandelianjiaodao:“xiaozikuangwang!”

“zheiwangjialaoyezidebing,naishijihanzhizheng!”

“tatineihanduruti,qixuegongxin!”

“laofuyongwulujinzhenbangtaquchuhandu,zheiyouhebutuo?”

“ruzixiaoerbudong,xiuyaozailaofumianqianhuyanluanyu!”

liudashifennudahou,tashiguoneizhimingdashi,suyouguoyishengshouzhicheng,haicongweibeirenrucizhiyiguo。

lintiandanmodekanzheliudashidelian:“gangcaishuonishiyongyi,kanyangzi,wohaizhenshitaijuleni!”

“nihaodaiyeshigexueyizhiren,nandaobuzhidaohuojishenghandedaoli?”

“huojishenghan?”liudashibuxie。

lintianjixushuodao:“zheilaoyezikansijihanzhizheng,qishiquanshijiaxiang。”

“niyinggaikantatineijinhuowangsheng,tianyuanbuzu。”

“zheicaihanyouhuosheng,jingmaishouzu。”

“ruruoannineibanxiazhen,yihuogonghuo,zheiweilaoxianshengbidingmingsangnishou!”

“haha,zhenshihaochoudegoupi!”

“wanglaoxianshengzenhuimingsangwoshou?”

liudashibufu,yanzhongluchuleliangdaoxiongguang,xionghendedingzhelintian。

“xiaozi,laofuxingyijishinian,haicongweitingshuoguoshenmehuojishenghandelilun!”

“nizheishiwailixieshuo,pangmenzuodao,pingniyeganyuwozhengbian?”

liudashidaxiao,zhuantoukanxiangwangjianeigezhongniannanren。

“wangxiansheng,qiemoziwu!”

“zheixiaozimanzuihuyanluanyu,youtazaici,laofuwunengweili!”

liudashishuozhe,yilianbuxiedekanxianglintian。

xianranlintiandechuxian,rangtajuedeshifenbushuang。

“liudashixinu,zheishijiaojiwochuli。”

wangshitiancishixinliyehenfanzao。

taburenshilintian,danrenshizhanzailintianshenbiandejiangyan。

wangjiarencishidouzaidanxinlaoyezideanwei,pianpianlintianzheishidaoluan。

tadingzhuangleguoyishengshouliudashi,zheizennengburangwangshitianxinfan?

“jiangyan,womenwangjiazenmeshuoyeduiniyouen,qingnimenmashanglikai,fouzebieguaiwofanlianle!”

wangshitianzheihuashuodeyijinghenkeqile。

yiliangchengwangjiadeshili,genbenbubajiangyanfangzaiyanli。

jiangyanhenweinan,tazheicishilaikanwanglaoyezide,quemeixiangdaohuibianchengzheiyang。

lintianzhanzaiyuandiyidongbudong,yishuangmouzirujianmangsidedingzhewangshitian。

王世天一愣。

tazailintianshenshang,jingkandaoleyizhonghanjiandezixinyujieaobandebingleng!

cishi,jianlintianbizui,liudashideyidedouqishanyanghu。

tamanmanyouyoudenaqileyipangdeyinzhen,yibianlengxiao,yibianxieyankanxianglintiandao:“ai,yigeruchouweigandexiaozi,yeganjiaowozuoshi,zhenshibuziliangli!”

liudashixiaozhe,shuangshoukuaisuhuiwu。

neixiaosazaidongzuo,rutongxunyechahuayiban。

liangdaoyinzhenluoxia,jingzhunwubideciruwanglaoyezidetanzhongyuzhenerxue。

suihouliudashishoufabuting,youjiangwugenxiaozhencirulewangjialaoyezidewuchu**。

yizhenwengmingguohou,neiwugenxiaozhen,jingyinyinxiangqileqinlezhiyin!

“aiya,zhenshishenle!”

“zheishijiushiwulujinzhen?”

“真是太神奇了!”

wangjiarenbeiliudashideshenjijingdebuxing,yigegelianshangtanweiguanzhi。

“wulujinzhenzhiji,qishisurennengbi?”

“fangyanzhenggejintiansheng,yezhiyoulaofueryi!”

liudashishizhanwanjifa,lianshangyangyangdeyideshougong。

“chengle,buchuyishisanke,wanglaoyezibixingwuyi!”

shuowan,liudashilengxiao,muguangbuxiedekanxianglintian。

lintianzhanzaiyuandi,rengjiumobuzuosheng。

wangjiarenzaoyihuanxidejiangliudashiweizhu。

“dashizhenshiyishengzaishia!”

“jinrikandashishenji,zhenrangrenpeifudewutitoudi!”

zaiwangjiarendegongweizhong,liudashihaiqianxulejiju。

lintianqueshenshendezhouqilemeitou。

“haha,xiaozi,kanqingchubendashideshenzhenlema?”

liudashilengxiao:“pingniyeganyuwolunshi,zhenshitianbuzhichi!”

“ququxiaoji,youshenmehaodeyide?”

lintiantaitou,yanshenzhongtouzhebingleng:“yongrenzide,hailebierenxingmingquehaibuzhi!”

“xiaozi,nishuoshenme?”

“jingganwumieliudashi?”

budenglintianshuoxiaqu,wangjiarenshunjianfennu。

jiuzaizheishi,hujianbingchuangshangdewanglaoyezixingle。

wangjiazhongrenhaimeilaidejihuanhu,queyoutushengbiangu!

zhijianwanglaoyezizhengkaishuangyan,zihongdeliansegewaiheren。

wangjiarendangchangjingzhu,liudashiyeshibuyouyileng。

wanglaoyeziyishengcanjiaoguohou,jingshikouzhongpenchuledapianxianxue!

“噗!!!”

“啊?!”

“爸!!!”

“zheizenmehuishi!!!”

“liudashi,nibushuohaolema?zheizenmeyoutuxuele!!!”

zaiyegubudelintian,kanzhebingchuangshangmanshenmanliandoushixianxuedelaoyezi,wangjiazhongrenhedetanruanzaidi,liudashigengshishashadedengyuanleyanqiu!

“这不可能呀!”

“wodewulujinzhen......zenme......zenmehuizheiyang?”

liudashimozhelianshangdehanshui,shunjianhuangluan。

wangjiasuiranyouqiuyuta,danwangjiagenxipangda,shilichaoqun,genbenbushitanengredeqide!

wangshitianpudaowanglaoyezidebingchuangqian,gangyaoshuohua,quejianlaoyeziyibazhuazhutadeshou。

“shitian,wo......wobuxingle!”

“huijia......buneng......bunengsizaiyiyuan!......pu!!”

wanglaoyezihuameishuowan,dangxiayoushiyikouxianxuepenchu,jingranbuxingrenshi!

“爸!!”

“老爷!!”

“wuwuwu......”

wanglaoyeziyanleqi,gangganghaihuantianxididewangjiarenshunjiandaku。

刘大师呆若木鸡。

“刘银川!!!”

“nijiwoyigeshuofa!!!”

“fouzewomenwangjiayunimeiwan!!!”

wangshitiandangxiayishengpaoxiao,shenshouzhuazhuliudashideyifu。

liudashihedemantoulenghan,lianmangdajiaojieshidao:“wangxiansheng,qingxinu!”

“zheigezheige......zheigezhenbuguanwodeshi!”

“woxianqianjiushuole,xumingzhifaqiangxingshizhan,neishinitianya。rujinlaoyezisashouxiqu,zheiyesuanshishouzhongzhengqinle!”

lintiankanzheyanqianfashengdeyiqie,shizairenwukeren。

“寿终正寝?”

“续命逆天?”

“hehe,nikezhenganshuoa!”

tajianghuaizhongdelinmiaokejiaojijiangyan,dabuzoujinlefangmen。