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xiaoshuozhurengongshiyeanmingliqirundexiaoshuojiaozuo《doushiyipinzhuixu》，zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshizhuomulaoniaoqingxinchuangzuodeyibendoushishenghuoleixiaoshuo，shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule：congxiaoshoudaojimupohai，duocixianxiesangming，muqinlinsiqianpairenbayeanmingsongchuyejia，bingliujitaleyifenyishu“tiandizaohuajue”。likaiyejiahou，yeanmingkuxinxiulianyishu，jiang“tiandizaohuajue”xiuliandaoleluhuochunqingdedibu，zaijijiangdayuanmanzhiji，yinxinzhongzaniandaozhizouhuorumocongerquangongsanjin、jinmaicunduan，chengleyigechetouchedidefeiwu。weilehuifushilidatongjinmai，tongshiyouweileduobiyejiajimudezhuisha，yeanmingzhinengbeipodaochamen，jiezhulijiadelilianganandiaolishenti。...

精彩章节

第一章史上最惨女婿

“yeanming，nijiwogunguolai，zuotianwode**hewazinixiganjingmeiyou？”

haohuabieshudeketinglizuozheyiweiyaoyeshengzidedameiren，qiaonei**deshenzi、yingtaoxiaozuiwubusushuozhenvrendemeimao。

“fangxinbalaopo，wodouxiguoliangganle。”yeanminghanxiaozhediandiantou。

wenyan，liqirunxinzhongdenuhuobujinmeiyouxiaodiao，fanergengjiawangsheng，naqizhuozishangdexiangjiaopihuishouzaguoqu：“nigefeiwuchulehuidiantouhayaohaihuiganshenme，rangnixi**wazinijiuxi，shigenanrenma！”

叮！叮！叮！

rumajian，yigeziseyuzhixiangfangdenvrenyoushuoyouxiaozoulejinlai，yishuangdanfengyanzaijianjiandeguazilianchentuoxiaxiandegewaiwumei，bitingdehuisexiaoxizhuangzeshijitazengtianyifenganlian。

zheigechuanzheheisigaogendedazhangtuiyeanmingrenshi，shitalaopoliqirundeshengyihuoban。

“zhengzonglaile，kuaizuokuaizuo。”liqirunjimangqilaizhaohuzhe。

liqirunjianyeanmingmeidongdan，dunshiqibudayichulai：“shazhanzheganshenme，ganjinchuqumaidianshuiguo。”

“zunming，mashang。”yeanmingtingjianlaopodarendefenfubuganxiedai，mabutingtidipaochuqu。

yeanmingshilijiadeshangmennvxu，zaizheijiehundeliangnianli，yeanmingshoujinleyuemuhelaopoderuma，gezhongzanghuogezhongleihuodourangtalaigan。

zailijia，tayidiandiweihequanlidoumeiyou，keyishuojiushiyitiaogou，shenzhiliangoudouburu，yinweitajiagouyongdedongxidoubitaquanshenyifudougui。

yuemuhelaopoouerhaihuiheqihuolaidudayeanming，yeanmingwufahaishou，zhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhezijibeiduda。

meibanfa，congxiaoshoudaojimupohai，duocixianxiesangming，muqinlinsiqianpairenbayeanmingsongchuyejia，bingliujitaleyifenyishu“tiandizaohuajue”。

likaiyejiahou，yeanmingkuxinxiulianyishu，jiang“tiandizaohuajue”xiuliandaoleluhuochunqingdedibu，zaijijiangdayuanmanzhiji，yinxinzhongzaniandaozhizouhuorumocongerquangongsanjin、jinmaicunduan，chengleyigechetouchedidefeiwu。

weilehuifushilidatongjinmai，tongshiyouweileduobiyejiajimudezhuisha，yeanmingzhinengbeipodaochamen，jiezhulijiadelilianganandiaolishenti。

buguoyeanmingsuiranyulijiajiehunliangnian，danshi，zhiyoujiehundemingfen，talianlaopoliqirundeshoudoumeiyoupengguo，gengbietizaiyizhangchuangshangshuiguojuele。

yeanmingmeitianjiuzhinenggenhashiqishuizaiyangtaishang，tiantianchidedoushilijiadeshengfan。

shenzhiyouciyeanmingzaiweishengjiandasaoweishengshibuxiaoxinbaliqirunyangdehashiqijicaizhele，beiyuemufaxianhoucongchufangnachuyigeganmianzhang，daizhuyeanmingbuwensanqiershiyijiushiyidunduda。

zhisuoyinenggourenshoumantiandezhemoyuwuru，yeanmingwanquanshiyinweilijiashihangchengzuidadeyaocailingshoushang，jijialiyaocaicangku、yaodian、yiyuanbangmangdazadeshihouzongnengjiandianbianjiaoliaoshiyong，yilaierquzheiyishenshiliyehuifudechabuduole。

“qirunjie，ninzheilaogongzenmeguochengleyizhongbaomudeganjue，rangganshenmejiuganshenme，bigouhaitinghuani。”zhengtiantianyiliandiaokandishuodao。

“taganbutingwodehuama!tajiushiwojiadeyitiaozamaogou，saobaxing，kanjiantawodeqidoubudayichulai。”liqirunjinsuomeitou，qiaozhexinggandeerlangtui，sushuozhegenyeanmingjiehunhouzijidebuxing，buguangshilijiashengyiyiluoqianzhang，shenzhiliantazailijiadediweidoujijikewei。

“womenlijiaxiamiandeyigeyiyuanzuijinlianxuchuyiliaoshigu，sunshibijiaoda，youchabuduosiqianwandepeichangkuan，santianneibixuzhaodao，suoyinimenfanghuajituandeyiliaoqicaikuankongpayaotuoyanyigeyuele。”liqirunyizhishounazhexiguayibianwangzuilidiuzheshuo。

“qirunjie，weikuanyanqiyigeyuemeiwenti，woyouzheigequanxian，zanmenjiemeiyichang，wojintianzhuyaolaishixianggennishuogeshi，womengongsicongxiageyuekaishiduiyiliaoqixieshangdezizhizhongxinjinxingshenhe，baozhengfanghuajituandezhiliangkoubei。”zhengtiantianmiandaigangadishuodao。

“shenme！zhongxinshenheyiliaoqixieshangdezizhi？”liqirunmianseyijing：“neiqibushizanmendehezuodezhongduanle？”

yizhiyilailijiadoushicongfanghuajituanjinkouyiliaoqixieranhouduiwaixiaoshou，ruguozhongzhizheigehezuo，neilijiahainashenmedongxiwangwaimai？qixiadeyiyuanhaizenmegenbiedeyiyuanjingzheng？

zhenggehangchengsheibuzhidaofanghuajituandeyiliaoqicai、yaocaidezhiliangzuihao，ruguomeiyoulezheibihezuo，kongpalijiadeshengyijulidaobibuyuanle。

“qirunjie，wobijingyeshigedagongde，youxieshiqingbushiwonengjuedingde。”zhengtiantiandeyuqiwurongzhiyi。

liqirunzhouzhegemeimaobantianeryemeijieshanghualai，zhengqiaojiandaoyeanmingtizheyidoushuiguohuilai，buyoudepokoudamaqilai：“nizheigebaijiaziwonangfei，shuiguomaihuilaibuzhidaoxiyixima？meixijiuganjinjiwogunchufangqu。”

zhengtiantianyejianguaibuguaile，xinzhongsuiranjuedeyeanmingzhangdehaibucuo，danzheshigouwonang，yigenanrenbusijinquzhengtianxiangzhechilaopodehelaopode，huogaishouru，zheimeyixiangyejiumeijuedekelianle。

zhengxishuiguodeshihou，yeanmingshoujituranxiangqilai，shigemoshenghaoma。

“wei！shianmingma？woshiniershua，wohaiyiweinibuhuijiedianhuani，kanlainiduijiazuhaishiyouxina......shiershuwuhuinile。”

“e？nizhaowoyoushenmeshi！”yeanmingxinzhonglengxiao，dangchuzheiweiershukeshiweijimuanqianmahou，buyiyulideduizijiganjinshajue，yaobushimuqinpinminghuzheta，kongpayeanmingzaojiuliangliangle。

“dangranshineimeduonianmeijian，ershuxiangnile。”yehudayanbucandishuodao。

黄鼠狼給鸡拜年！

zheishiyeanmingdediyixiangfa。

“youhuakuaishuo，youpikuaifang。”yeanmingnenggourenzhubumarenyijingshihenyousuzhile，fouzetabunengbaozhengzijibuhuinazhejinbeidakandaobaershudaxiebakuai，xiediaoderouweigouchi。

yehuchenmolepianke，shuodao：“shizheiyangdeanming，nifuqinshizongle，nierniangyouyizhiweiyun，yejiaxianzaifeichangxuyaonilaizhuchidaju。”

“fuqinshizong？genwoyoushenmeguanxi。neigehulijingbuyun，wopaishoudoulaibujigaoxing。”yeanmingbuxiedishuodao。

“ershuzhidaonixinliyouyuanqi，buguodangniandeshishuobailejiushinimuqinhenierniangdeenyuan，nimenzijiadeshiershumeifaguan，danxianzaizhenggeyejiaqunlongwushou，neimeershuhuochulianyedebaniqinghuilai。”fangfopayeanmingjujue，yehuyoubuchonglejiju。

“ershuzhidaozheijiniannidongduoxizangshoujinweiqu，nierniangyijingbeizhuchujiazule，suanshijinichuleyikouqi，zhiyaoniyuanyi，zanmenyejiasuoyoudeziyuandourenyounidiaoyong。”

“eduile，tingshuoniruzhuidelijiamuqianyudaodianmafan，ershuzheilixianjinizhuanyigeyi，bugoulezaishuo，zhiyaonigaoxing，napashizhenggehangchengdoukeyimaixialai。”