第二章假包
zheijuhua，yehudaomeiyousahuang。
yejiakeshizhenggehuaxiashuyishuerdejiazu，qixiachanyebianbu，hangailecanyin、yule、jinrong、hulianwang、dichandengsuoyouxingye。
neixiesuoweideshenmejinrongfenghui，hulianwangdalaoqishidoushiyejiaduiwaidedaiyanren，huanjuhuashuo，tamencaishidagongde。
“woyijingduiyejiasixinle。”yeanmingyaotoushuodao。
“叮咚。”
“ninweihao1415dechuxukazhanghuzhuanzhangshoururenminbi100000000.00yuan，huoqiyue100000001.12yuan。[jiansheyinxing]”
“haodeershu，wozhidaole。”yeanmingweixiaozheshuodao。
真香！
yehu“haha”yixiao：“fanghuajituanzuijinkaidiaolejigebutinghuadegudong，nijiuxiancongzheigegongsijieshouba，woyijinganpaihaolemishujiaozhengtiantian，dengnishangrenjiuzhidaole。”
“xiexieershu。”yeanmingmeiyouyizhizhuxinzhongdexiyue，shoulideshuiguopanturandiaoluo。
扑通！一声巨响！
“nizheigefeiwuyouzaigaoshenmegui，shibushipiyouyangyangle，gaisongsongle。”
yeanminggubushangteng，lianmangdaoqian：“duibuqilaopo，wobuxiaoxinbapanzidasuile，womashangshoushihao！”yibiandaoqian，yeanmingyibianjidongdinannanzhe“zhongyuyouqianle，laozizaiyebuyongdongduoxizang”zhileidehua。
“ai！qirunjie！nilaogongzuijinnaozifashaolema，zenmeyizhishuotayouqianle？”zhengtiantianhuyididiaokanzhe。
bushuohaimeishi，yitijiulaiqi，liqirunyaoyaqiechidishuodao“feiwujiushifeiwu，chuleyouyifuhaopinangqitayiwushichu，wodangchuzenmeshixiayanqiaoshangleta，zhenshidaolebabeizimei。”
“laopo，gangcaitingshuonixuyaosiqianwanjiuji，buzhidaoyouzheluolema？”yeanmingxunwendao。
“jiuji？”raoshiliqirunwenweneryayebeiyeanmingjiqichenglepofu，youqishitaneizhangwanshibugongdelian，haoxiangtianshengjiushiyaokanzijixiaohuaside。
“qirunjie，kanlainilaogonghaishitingxihuankanrenaodeni！”zhengtiantianduzhezuishuodao。
yeanmingwunaidisongsongjianbang：“jirannibuxuyaojiusuanle。”
liqirunmizheyan，nujierxiaodao：“xuyao，wodangranxuyao，keniyedesapaoniaozhaozhaojingzihaobuhao，niruguonengtaochulaisiqianwan，woliqiruntiantianzaichuangshanghannibabadoukeyi！”
fangfoshibuyuanyizaifeiwushenshangduolangfeishijian，liqirunfumozheyouxietengdeetou：“yeanmingnijiwogunyibianqu，nizaifeihuayiju，xinbuxinlaoniangyigunzanitoushangrangnizheibeizidouzaichuangshangduguoyusheng。”
yeanmingyitingzheihua，jiuguaiguaidezoujinzijiyangtaidexiaowoli，gentayiqishuidehaiyouyizhiyangleliangniandehashiqi。
ciriyizao，dasuanchuqutuoguanxijieqiandeliqirunfaxianchezizenmedoudabuzhehuo，xinjihuoliaodetayoubuhuixiuche，dacheyoupaduche，zhinengwunaidihanhaizaishuijuedeyeanming：“yeanming，qichuangsongwoshangban！”
zaoyixiguanleliqirundezhishouhuajiao，yeanminglianxishudoulaibuji，zailiqirundecuicuxiaqizhejiehundangtiandangtianxinmaideyadidiandongcheyilukuangben，zhongjianchuanglesiwugehonglvdeng，haibalianggemeituanqishouyuanyuanshuaizaihoumian，shenzhiyougezhunbeipengcidelaotoulianshuaijiaodoumeishuai，yeanmingjiubujianlerenying，qideneilaotoudahuxiaojiao。
“xingle，ganjingunbani。”yidaodifang，liqiruntiaoxiadiandongche，lianseweihongdetazhenglezhenglingluandeyifu，shengpabierenjiandaozijidiurendeyimu。
“aiyou，zheibushilizongheneigedamingdingdingdehangchengdiyifeima！”
yiliangluhulanshenghuanhuantingxialai，chechuangbolimanmanjiangxia，yigedaizhemojingdeqingnianchaozheliqirunweiweiyixiao：“qirun，zenmerangzheigefeiwuchanzheni？xuyaowobangniganrenma？”
dangnianyeanmingyuliqirunjiehundeneitian，zhenggehangchengdouzhenjingle。
sheiyexiangbudao，nengpingruhangchengfuhaobangqianshidelijia，jingranhuijiangnverjiajiyigezhangxiangpingfandechaojiqiongguangdan。
zaijiehunzhihou，yeanmingfeiwudemingshenggengshizaiyuemudetianyoujiacuxiachuanlechulai，haochilanzuo，toukanhashiqixizao，baijiasaobaxing......
dangran，ruguotamenzhidaoyeanmingshiyejiadejichengren，kongpahuikexideyaotuxue。
“wogenwolaopochulai，zenmesuanshichanzhe？”yeanmingbizidouqiwaile。
yeanmingduizheigezhangzheyifubaimianshushengmoyangderenfeichangfangan，tazhidaozheigerenjiaoweichen，yiqianzhuiqiuliqirunhenduonian，zaitamenjiehunhouhaigesanchawudexiangwaqiangjiao，qideyeanmingzaojiuxiangshoushile。
“puyumengchen！”weichenbuxiedixiaolexiao，dakaichemencongluhulanshengshangzoulexialai，jugaolinxiadiduiyeanmingshuodao：“nigewonangfeijibuleqirunxingfujiuchenzaogundan，xiaoxinnatianzenmesidoubuzhidao。”
shuozhe，weichenshunbiancongchelinachuyibaisuishandijiliqirun：“hedianshuibarunrunkou，zuozhepoyadifengchuizheyidinghenkeba，zuichundouganle。”
yeanmingyanjishoukuai，duoguopingzijiuwanglubianyireng：“wozijidaideyou，hezheanquanyeweisheng。”
yeanmingcongyadizuoweixiamiannachuyigejunlvsedeshuihudijiliqirun。
zheihushuikeshiyeanmingzaishilihuifuqiqibabadeqingkuangxialianzhideningyanwanpaozhiercheng，juyouyangyanmeirong、suozhuqingchundegongxiao。
liqirunkanzheshuihuwaimianfanguangdewuzi，buyoudemeitouyining：“buhe。”
hanguangcongyanzhongyishanerguo，xuanjiweichenxiaoleqilai：“haishiqirunyoupinwei。”
weichenxiaoba，youcongchelinachuyigejingmeideshoutidai。
dakaizhihou，weichenquchuyigeheisedeshoutibaodijiliqirunshuodao：“zheishiaimashizuixinkuandekailibao，bashiduowanyige，wotuorencongouzhououzhouzhuanmendaiguolaisongnide。”
班门弄斧！
yejiadeshengyikeshibianbuquanqiu，zheigepinpaideshijidagudongjiushiyejia，dangchuxiaoshihoutademuqinjiutetexihuanlinzheigebao，yeanmingyiyanjiunengfenbianchulai。
“bashiduowan？wokanbawankuaidousuantaijule，zheibaojuebibushizhuanmaidiannahuo，chengsibaqiankuai！”yeanmingxixuedishuodao。
wenyan，xinqingzhengmeizizidiliqirunbuyoudebianseyichen：“fangpin？”
weichenlianshangfuxianyimoganga，zheibaodequeshigaofangde，danwuliuwanhaishiyoude，maibaoderenkeshipaizhexiongfubaozhengzhichizhuanjuyanhuo，shenzhiliangouwuxiaopiaodouzhunbeideyou，haiyoushijijiajiandingjigouchujudefangweiyanzheng，fouzetayebuganmailaisongren。
guanjianshi，zenmerangyigefeiwujifaxianshijiadele？
这不科学。
蒙的！
对，一定是蒙的！