doushishenghuoleixingdexiaoshuodatongxiaoyi，《doushiyinxingshenhao》zheibenshurangrenyanqianyiliang，liqiangyanqingchengdegushimailuoqingxi，qinglingdewenbixiaosa，jiegouyanjin，xiedehenhao，zhidetuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：lumeiyunxiaodao：“tamenshiwobama，haiyoudidi、dixi、jiejiehejiefu。dajiayiqichigefanma，lailailai，buyonghaixiu。”……
第12章
lumeiyunshuodao：“wokannizheiyangzi，jiushifabuleshenmedacaide。ai，zhaopianshangkanhaixing，zenmeshijikanzhejiu......zhenshizhaopiana！”
李强：？？？
这女人没事吧？
lumeiyunyoushuodao：“woyijingdianhaocaile，nizijisaozhuojiaodeerweima，kankanyaobuyaotianshenmeba。”
liqiangyaoyaotou：“buyongle，wochibuleduoshao，yebutiaoshi，dounengchi。”
lumeiyuntinghoubuxiedixiaoleyixia，ranhouwendao：“duile，nishibendirenma？”
李强摇摇头。
lumeiyunzhoumei，shuodao：“neinibamazaizheilijinimaifanglema？”
liqiangyaoyaotou：“meimaifang，erqiewojianglaiyebudasuankenlao。”
lumeiyunfanlegebaiyan，ranhoushuodao：“neiniduoshaogongzia？”
liqiangdadao：“ng......yigeyueyiwanba。”
taxianzaishouwoliangbaibashiwanxianjin，shuoyueruyiwanyebuguofen。
lumeiyunlengxiaoyisheng：“caiyiwan？nizaiyunchenghundegoucandea。”
liqianglengzhule，wendao：“yiwanhaijiaohundecan？ganwenniyigeyueshiduoshao？”
lumeiyundadao：“wo？wosiqianwua。”
zheixialiqiangmengle：nisiqianduoyigeyue，weishenmegankanbuqiyigeyueruguowandea？
lumeiyunshuodao：“zenmele？woyaoshizhuandeheniyiyangduo，nijuedewomenhaiyouzuozaiyiqichifandebiyaoma？”
“nvrenbenlaijiubugaizhuomotaiduozhuanqiandeshi，neishinimennanrengaigande！ruguoyigenandexiangzhaoyigefupodehua，neishichiruanfan。nvrenzhaogaofushuaishishangjin，nidongbudong？”
tinglelumeiyunzheifanhua，liqiangdouyaoqixiaole。
这什么歪理。
nishaokandianmimenghexiaohongshuxingbuxing？
lumeiyunshuodao：“xianzaimingbaileba？qishiniyueruyiwanbingmeiyoushenmelebuqide，haishidishoururenqun。erqieganggangzhishuolefangzi，jianglainizongbunengbukaicheba？wojuebujieshoujiehunhouhaiyaozuoditie，neidoushixiadengrendechuxinggongju。”
cishiliqiangyijinghenxiangzoule。
zheibaimingjiushigeshenjingbing！
laomaalaoma，nizenmejiwojieshaozheizhongjipina？
suiranyijingxiangzhebaibaile，danliqiangkaiqitoushiyan，xiangkankanlumeiyundedaizilidouzhuangzheshenme，congerjinyibupanduantadaodishishenmeren。
zheiyikan，liqiangjiufaxiantazaibaolifangleyipingfukeningjiao。
yibandelefukebingdecaihuiyongzheige。
dangranzheiyebunengshuomingshenme，bijingnvhaizineilibenlaijiucuiruo。
danzainingjiaodepangbianhaiyouyizhangyiyuandezhenduanshu。
shangmianbaizhiheizixiezhesigezi，rangliqiangchadianmeiyoutuchulai。
zheinvde，zhendeyoubinga！
dengcaiduanshanglaiyihou，lumeiyunyoukaikoule：“nitinghaole，wojiehunshiyaocailiwushiwan，tongshihaiyaoyunchengdeyitaofang，zhengshangyidingyaoxiewodemingzi！”
“jiehunshinvrendediercitoutai，suoyizheixieyingxingtiaojianbixuyaoyou。wodeshenghuoshuizhunzhinengsheng，bunengjiang！”
liqiangjialeyikuaifeiniu，zhoumeiwendao：“lu**，womenjianmianhaibudaoshifenzhong，nishuozheigeshibushizaolediana？”
lumeiyunshuodao：“nixiangduole！wocaimeiyoukanshangni，gennishuozheige，shiweilerangnizhinanertui！nizhidaozhuiwoderenyouduoshaoma？”
“xianzainvshaonanduo，yiwozheizhongwaixinghetiaojiande，zenmeyeyaozhaogebaiwanfuweng！niyigexiaojiaosejiubuyaoxiangtaiduole！”
liqiangchixiayikoufeiniu，ranhouwendao：“lu**，neiwoxiangwenyixia，nishishenmedaxuebiyede？”
lumeiyunshuolegebuzhimingdezhiyedazhuanming。
liqiangyouwendao：“neinihuizuojiawuma？”
lumeiyunpiepiezui：“sheiguidingnvrenyidingyaozuojiawu？neiduipifubuhao，yerongyilao。”
liqiangyouwendao：“qingwen，nimeishenmexueli，chefangdouyaonanfangchu，jielehunyebuzuojiawu。”
“neinijiehunshijiugongxianyigeduzishima？”
lumeiyunyishiyusai，ranhoushuodao：“ni......nizenmezheimecusua！”
“wo......womennvrenshidulidegeti，bushiweilesihounimenzheixiechounanrende，rangnimenfuchuduoyidianjiubuyuanyi，kejiannidesixiangjingjieyejiuzheiyangle！”
liqianghehedao：“duli？chezifangzipiaozidoushinanrenjide，nidulishenme？nizhenduli，youbenshijixukaoniyigeyuesiqianduodegongziguorizia！”
lumeiyunqidebuxing，fangxiakuaizijiuyaofanji。
danliqiangyagenbujitazheigejihui：“nihaishixiangxiangzenmezanqiankanbingba！lingwai，wozhidaozhuiniderenkendingduo，buranniyebuhuijilaochengji！”
suiranzheicixiangqinshilaomaanpaide，keliqianghaishibudasuanguanzhezheizhongren！
lumeiyunyaoyadao：“haowa！benlaihaixiangzheshangnigejihuigenwoyiqikandianying，nizheizhongrenyinggaimeiyougennvshengkanguodianyingba？xianzaikanlaishimeibiyaole！”
“wohuiqujiugenmeiren，haiyounimashuoqingchu，tadeerzijiushizheimegesuzhi！henvhaizishuohua，yidianshenshifengdudoumeiyou！”
“wohaiyaodaowangshangpuguangni，xiatounan！”
liqiang“heng”leyisheng，ranhousaogemabafanqianfule：“zheiyidunwokanzaimeirenhewomadefenshangqingnichile！zhiyuniyaoshuoshenme，suinidebian！”
taqishenjiuwangwaizou，tongshijiyanqingchengfaxinxi，shuozijihenkuaiguoqu。
yanqingchenghuifudao：“haode，lingwaiguanyushangcidediwanglvyouxinxiaoxile。”
lumeiyunhaishiqibuguo，taqishenzhuishangqu，xiangyaopaixiajizhangliqiangdezhaopian，weizijifadaowangshangdexiaozuowenzengjiayidiansucai。
jieguo，dangtakandaoliqiangdakaibenchichemenhou，zhenggerendoudaizaileyuandi。
lumeiyunsanbubingzuoliangbupaoguoqu，yilengyilengdiwendao：“zheiche......shinide？”
liqiangdandanshuodao：“genniyouguanma？wojiushikaitaguolaide。”
xiayimiao，lumeiyundelianseshunjianbianle：“aiya！liqiang，nizenme......nizenmebuzaoshuoa？jiranniyouche，womenyihuiqudoudoufenghaobuhao？”
“wojiajiuzaifujin，nisongwodaoxiaoqumenkouya，wojiamandade，nikeyishangquhebeikafei。”
liqianggangyaoshuozijidequjieren，sheizhilumeiyunyijingxianzuodaolefujiashiweishangqu。
“liqianggege，zheimewanle，nibuhuihaixiangyaowoyigerenhuiquba？renjiahaopapade！”
lumeiyunjiazhesangzi，guzuokeaidishuodao。
liqiangqiangxingrenzhuexin，zhenxiangjitayiquanjiashangyijiao。
buguotayanzhuziyizhuanhou，xiaodao：“haoya，neiwosongsongni！”
cheshang，lumeiyunzheilimomo，neilikankan，ranhouhaigezhong**，gaodegenzijishizheiliangchedenvzhurenyiyang。
pailezhaohaijiliqiangkan，wendao：“liqianggege，nikan，wozheizhangpaidehaobuhaokan？yihuierwojiufapengyouquan，rangdajiazhidaowozheicixiangqinyouduoyukuai！”
“duile，yihuierhaishiqukandianyingba？womenzuozaizuihouyipai，zheiyangyefangbiana！”
liqiangexindebuxing，shuodao：“nibuyaoluanpengle，zheichekebushiwode！yihuiernonghuaileyaonipei！”
lumeiyunlengzhule：“shenme？zheichebushinide？”
neigeyangzi，haoxiangliqiangpianletajibaiwanyiyang！
liqiangdiandiantou：“shia，wopengyoujiewode。”
lumeiyunshunjianlengxialelian：“xiagelukoufangwoxiacheba！”
liqiangheheyixiao：“zenme？buqukandianyingle？buzuozuihouyipaile？”
“womeikong！yebuxiangkandianying，haiyou，shenmezuihouyipaia，wogennibushu！xiaoxinwogaonixingsaorao！”
liqiangdangzhetademianjiyanqingchengdalegedianhua。
yanqingchengwendao：“wei，liqiang，zenmele？”
liqiangxiaodao：“yan**，woyijingchufale，lingwai，duoxienijiejiwodechea！”
yanqingchengdao：“keqishenme，doushipengyouma。”
lumeiyunkanliqiangdemuguangzhongchongmanlebishi。
jingranhaishizhaofupojiedeche！
呸，软饭男！
cishi，liqiangwenleju：“yan**，niganggangshuowoshangcimainidediwanglvyouxinxiaoxi，shenmexiaoxia？”
yanqingchengxiaodao：“neikuaidiwanglvsongqujiance，faxianshijinnianlaishaoyoudejipin！jiazhizhijiefanbeile！”
“zhiqianwohualiangbaiwancongnishoulimailai，qishihaishibianyile。yihuierwozaijinizhuanliangbaiwan！”
liqiangshuodao：“zheiduobuhaoyisia。”
yanqingcheng：“buxing！haidangwoshipengyoudehua，nijiudeshouxia！yihuierjianmianzaishuo！”
liqiang：“haode。”shuowanjiugualedianhua。
lumeiyundengdaleyanjing，kanzheliqiangwendao：“ni......nizhuanleliangbaiwan？”
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