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听到这里。
linjiangxinlishenmedoumingbaile。
**laobantingxinzhizhangtongshidechanyan。
zheishihuoshengshengjiangheiguokouzaizijitoushangle。
yaoshiyiwang，linjiangweilenengzaimodouzhanwenjiaogen，yejiudasuiyachitunxiadu，nilaishoushundebeilezheigeheiguole。
danrujin，tazaijuediqiushengliyoushijianmijishouceyoushijianqiande。
shenzhijiandeqiandoubixianzaizheigegongzuozhuandeduo！weishenmehaiyaozaizheilirenshouzheizhongweiqu？
xiangtongledelinjiang，yejiangyazhinuhuodelizhijiechule。
zhitingyishenglengxiaocongtadezuijiaojichuhou，jiezhebiantaimounushizhegengnianqinvlaobanhuiduidao。
“nijiyedouxiaole，zhenbuzhidaosheishizhu。”
“niyoumeiyoudiannaozi？kehushuoshenmejiushishenme，duima？”
“haidaihaizichijijiujiqianhetong！ruguonei**kehushuoyaorangnisaiyizhengzhituoniaojinneihaizizuilijiuqianhetong，niyedexinbei？”
“niyebusapaoniao，kankanzijishigeshenmedexing？zheipogongsihaixiangqianneimedadedan，nixiangqian，renjiaganjima？”
“你……你……”
beilinjiangmadegouxuelintoudelaobanyijingshiqidehunshenfadou。
liangjiuzhihoucaidouchuzheimeyijuhua。
“linjiang，wo……wokannishibuxiangganle！”
“shi！laoziwozaojiubuxiangganle！”
此话一出。
yipangdetongshilianmangxuweiketaodeshangqian，anweizhelinjiangshuodao：“nianjiqingqingde，piqibiezheimeda，gankuaihelaobanrengecuo，gaiganhuojixuganhuoqu。”
kesheizhilinjiangyijingsipolianpi，sheiyebuxiangfengcheng。
huitouduizhetamenbiankaikoumadao：“**malagebi！”
“nimenlianggeyebushishenmehaodongxi！biaomianyitaobeihouyitao！”
“buguozhenghao！goulaobanhezazhongyuangong！tianzaodishedeyidui！”
taliangyiting，chedidaile。
shenzhibujinkaishiziwohuaiyi……
yanqianzheigehaishibushipingrilizaigongsidaqidoubuganchuanyikoudelinjiang……
erlingyibian，beimadelaobanhuoqichedishangletou，congzhuozihoumianzouchulai，taiqishoubianyaoshanglinjiangerguang。
danlinjiangshengaoyimibayouyu，shangxueshihailianlanqiu，gebozhangtuizhang，liqiyebuxiao。
haiweidengtazouguolaishanlinjiang，linjiangdedashoujiuluozailetadelianshang。
“啪！”
yizhenqingcuierzhongdeerguangshengxiangchelezhenggebangongshi。
jiulianmenwaideyixieyuangongdounengqingchudetingjian。
nvlaobanyebeilinjiangzheiyidaozhongerguangshandeshilianbufama，touyunmuxuan。
jiezhebiantinglinjiangbaqishizudeshuodao：“zheigeyuedegongzilaozibuyaole，jiudangjinideyiyaofei！laoziyaohuijiashuijuele！”
说完。
linjiang“kuang”deyishengtuikaibangongshidemen，yiluzaiqitayuangongzhenjingdezhushixiahuidaozijidegongwei，jiandandeshoushileyifanhou，beiqizijidebaolikailegongsi，xiaoxiaosasayangzhangerqu。
dangtachulegongsisuozaidalou，jingranjuedeshenxinshiyizhenshuchang，wanquanmeiyouyinweidiugongzuodeshiqingshangxinbanfen。
jiulianzheimodouhunandetianzaitayanlidoushiqingkongwanli。
kunyiyesuizhekaixindexinqingyisaoerguang。
“tianshengwocaibiyouyong，qianjinsanjinhaifulai！”
“congjinwanghou，laoziyaojizijizhuanqian，zaiyebukanbierenyanseguorizi！”
说完。
tazaidu“shechi”dedaleyigeche，zhibenmodoudediannaocheng，hualeyiwankuai，zailaopengyouneilijizijimaileyitaipeizhibucuodediannao。
回到家中。
linjiangdiyishijianjiukaishijiangdiannaodegezhongxianlianjieshang。
一切就绪后。
taxinmanyizudeanxialekaijijian，denglulezhengqipingtaikaishixiazaijuediqiusheng。
tayechenzhexiazaidezheiduanshijianxiaoqileyihuier。
daidaotaxinglaideshihou，youxigangganghaoxiazaiwanbi。
tounaodedaozugouxiuxidelinjianglijidakaileyouxi，kaishilexinyilundedanpai“soucha”huodong。
“秘籍手册！”
“软妹币！”
“我来了！”
zuizhongtaogudetongshi，linjiangyouxizhongderenwu【lj】yetashanglefeiji。
“是去城区呢……”
“还是野区呢……”
“haishidayeba！dayenenggouzhu，duohuomingjiunengduoshajige！zheiyangdengdaojuesaiquandeshihou，meigexiangzilijiudouyoumijishoucele！”
抱着这样的想法。
linjianganxiale【xiaji】jian，youxizhongderenwuyechenggongtiaosan，bingzailinjiangdecaozongxia，chaozheyigehaisuanfeideyedianfuchongerqu。
与此同时。
某直播平台。
【团子的直播间】
“哦吼！”
“zheigeyediankanqilaijiuhenfei！”
“zheibalaozikendingchiji！”
zhibohuamianjiaoluodeshexiangtouzhong，yiweipifubaixi，waibiaoqingchunkeaidenvhaiziqueyongzheyutawaimaojieranbufude**yuqishuodao。
ruguoshidiyicilaidaozheigezhibojiandeguanzhong，kendinghuiyiweizheimeizishiweilezhiboxiaoguo，guyizhuangchuzheizhongyuqide……
然而实际上……
tajiushizheiyangyige**yinnvzhubo……
youshihoutadelaofenyefenbuqing，zheijiahuodaodishinvbannanzhuangdedalaohaishinanbannvzhuangdedalao……
danpaigangqiangdeshihoumengdiyipi，zhishenyirenchizheyibapenziyeganchongfengxianzhen。
duopaideshihou，yaoshiduiwuliyoushuaiqidexiaogege，tayounengdiadaonihuaiyirensheng。
buguotadefensinengquedingyidian。
zheihuodanpaijueduibukenengchiji！
tuanzidehuayingangluo，zhijiantazhibojiandedanmuqingyisedeshuaqilai。
“zheibachiji，wozhiboridianfengshan，jizhuwodeid！”
“zheibachiji，wozhiborizhazhiji，jizhuwodeid！”
“zheibachiji，wozhiborichouyouyanji！jizhuwodeid！”
kanzhezheixiedanmu，tuanzijiuhaoxianggangpianlidedalaoyiyang，zhongerdezhizhejingtoubianshuodao：“neigeshuorichouyouyanjide！laozijizhunideidle！yaoshiwozheibachiji，nibukaizhibo，jiuzhengmingnibushigenanren，yagenmeineimegedongxi！”
“youhou！duqilaile！youyisiyouyisi！”
“chiguaqunzhongyijingbanhaoxiaobandengjiuzuo！”
“xiongdi，nifangxin。jiusuannixiangrichouyouyanji，tuanzidoubuhuijinijihuide！”
“shia，zheilaonvrendeshuipingwomenhaibulejiema？goudeyipi，pingshinengshayigerenjiubucuole！”
“jiusuantanenggoudaojuesaiquan，yebukenengchijide！dangranle，chufeitakaimaimai**。”
“mai**keyi！2333333！”……
kandaozheixie“jiafen”deyanlun，tuanzideduiabujinyinyinzuotong，yushiyaozheyagenxiajuexinshuodao。
“xing！nimenqiaobuqilaozi！laozijinerjiuxiongqiyibajinimenkan！”
“rangnimenyezhidao，wotuanzigangqiangyeshiwanquanmeizaipade！”
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