第5章 被上帝吻过的嗓子

结果开伞之后。

tuanzijiukandaoyigerenyuzijichaozheyigefangxiangfeiqu。

zuoweiqiannianlaogoudetadiyifanyingjiushidiaozhuanfangxiang,gankuaipiaodaoqitadifang。

dannaiheqiehuanshijiaohuanshiyiquan,faxianzhouzaoliangbaimineidoumeiyoufangqule。

zuizhonghaoyingzhetoupi,yuneirenluozaileyigeyedian。

tongshiduizhehuatongziwogulidao:“zheirentiaozheimepiandeyedian,kendingyeshigecaiji!wojiubuxinle,zheizhongrenwoyegaobuding?”

xiayimiao,zhibojianneidedanmuyoubeidaiqilejiezou。

“nihaihaoyisishuobierenshicaiji?”

“zheibapabushiyaoluodichenghele!”

“richouyouyanjidedaxiongdikeyibachouyouyanjiguanyixialeha!”……

tuanziyejuedezijidianbei,danyezhinengyingzhetoupichongjinlezuidadecangku。

可没想到……

zheimedadeyigecangku,jingranjiushuaxinleyigepopianshouliudanheyitongranliao!liangeshizinudoubujiyige!

团子彻底呆住了……

而另一边。

hetuanziyiqitiaodaozheigeyediandelinjiang,quezaicesuolimodaoleyibavictor!

tongshitayezhidaodacangliluoleyigeren,suoxingbianxiangchongjinqumieleta,weibaoshoucedegailvzuogongxian。

“噔噔噔……”

cangkuwaimiandejiaobushengyuelaiyuejin。

zuozaineierzhibodetuanzidaqidoubuganchuanyisheng,tasuocaozongderenwuyeshiduozaijiaoluoliyidongbudong。

ranerdanmuliquezhakaileguo。

“不是说雄起吗?”

“hahahaha!niyaoxiaosiyele!”

“lailou!duimianlaishanile!”

“nibushiyougeshouleima,gancuizileisuanle!biejiduimiansongrentoule!”

“xu!nimenbiexiashuo!”

tuanzijiaochendeduidanmushuodao。

“xingxuduifanggenbenbuzhidaowozaidacangni!”

结果……

她话音刚落……

linjiangjiushouchivictormanglejinlai。

tuanzitingdaojiaobushenghou,dunshihedeliandoubaile……

tadunzaijiaoluo,qiehuanshijiaoguanchaduifang,yankanzheneirenzaiwangqianzouliangbujiugaikanjianzijile。

yushixiayishidedakaiquyumai,maiqile**……

“xiaogege~womeiyouqiang……nikebukefanglewoya……yingyingying……”

“**!kaishile!chuanshuozhongdemai**dafa!”

“pyjiaoyi,233333~”

“gangluosanjiukaishimai**,zheiyijupabushiatuande**douyaomailanle!”……

lingyibiandelinjiangsuiranmeikaimai,dantazhengkaizhequyuyuyin。

yitingduifangshigemeizi,maosihaishigeruanmei……

suiranzijibushishenmeshenshi,danbijingduifangluoxialianqiuraole,bianxiangzhefangtayimaba。

yushilinjiangjiangyishizhongde【cixingshengyoumijishouce】qidong,kaimaihuidadao。

“xingle,nibieduozhele,wobushanile!”

结果这一开口。

bujinshituanzihetazhibojianlidefensi。

jiulianlinjiangzijidouheleyitiao!

shengruguanzhu,yuanzhuanziru。

zheishengyinhaotingdaogenbenbuxiangrenleihoulongnengfachudeyangzi,gengxiangshizailinjiangdehoulonglimianhanleyizhangshengka!

“zheirenyidingshizhubo!”

“kendingshia,shengyinzheimehaoting,bushizhubohainengshishenme?”

“atuan!kuai!wenyiwenxiaogegedezhibojianzainali,womenqubaopoyixia!”

“好好好!”

tuanzikanwandanmulidejianyi,lianliandiantoutongyidao。

bijing,tazheigesenv,zijiyehenxiangzhidao,zheimeyoucixingdeshengyinbeihou,daodishizenyangzhangxiangdeyigenanren。

yushitazhongxinkaimai,jixudiazhesangzishuodao:“xiaogege,nishengyinzheimehaoting,shibushizhuboya?”

“不是。”

linjiangjinjinzhishiyonglelianggezi,jiuzaiyicirangtuanziganjueyizhentuiruan。

lunhaoshengyin,tuanzibushimeitingguo。

pingshitazhibodeshihou,yehuiweilejiemuxiaoguo,jingchangzhaoyixieshengyinhaotingdexiaogegelai“**”shuangpai。

danxianrujin,zhiqiandeneixiexiaogegedeshengyinzaizheigemianqian,douxiandeanranshisele。

zheigeshengyincaishituanzihunqianmengying,manzutaduiyunanshensuoyouhuanxiangdeshengyin。

suiji,weilenengrangzheigezaishuoliangjuhua,tuanzijingbugudanmulidechaofeng,zhudonghelinjiangdaqileshan。

“neixiaogege,nishizuoshenmedea?”

“小职员而已。”

linjiangmeiyouxinqingliaomei,yanxiasoumijishouceheruanmeibicaishitazuixiangzuode,yushibiancaolvdesuikouyida。

shuowan,tawozheneibavictorlikailedacang,zhunbeizaisousouwuzi,ranhouqunarentou。

kesheizhineimeiziyegenzhezoulechulai,jiuxiangxiaoweibayiyang,linjiangzoudaonaer,tajiuzhuidaonaer。

zheibujinnongdelinjiangyouxiefanzao,yushitamengdiyihuitou,yongvictorzhizhetadenaodaikaimaidao:“niyaozenyang?wodoushuobushanile,nihaigenzhe**ma?”

“**!”

linjiangneibianhuayingangluo,zheibianshexiangtouhuamianzhongdetuanzijiuzuochuleyifubeijizhongxiongtangdeyangzi,kaozaiyizibei,shangqibujiexiaqideshuodao。

“zheixiaogeshengqishihoudeshengyin!”

“更好听了!”

zhibojianlidefensijiantuanzizheiban,danmuyeyouyicifeitengleqilai。

“laonvrennishihuichunlema?”

“wanniantieshujijiangkaihua!xiongdimen!zhunbeihaobandenga!”

“tuanzi,wogangcaitingwanzheigexiaogegedeshengyinhou,henixianzaizuochudedongzuoyiyang。”

“wohaoxiangtingzheixiaogeyongwenroudeshengxianzaiwoerbianshuo,yeshilelei!”……

jiezoujiuzheiyangyibojiezheyibo,tuanzizhibojianderenqi,yeyinweilinjiangzhuaerdeshengyin,shangshenglehaojiwan!

所以……

weilezhibojianderenqi,gengweilezijidexingfu!

tuanziwulunruheshibuhuifanglinjiangzoude。

napashiyinweieyizuduibeifenghao!

jiezhe,tazhongxinkaimaizhuangkeliandao:“xiaogege……womeiyouqiang……pasi……suoyibuganyigerenzou……”

“neiwobaqiangjini!nishenshangyoushenme,diuxialaijiwo!”

“zhendema?xiaogege!nibujinshengyinhaoting,xindiyezheimeshanliang~yenanguai,xindishanliangderen,shuohuashengyindangranhuihaotinga!”

“dele!biefangcaihongpile!yibaqiangeryi,meibiyaotianchengzheiyang!wobaqiangdiudishang,nishenshangyoushenmejiwofendian,ranhoujiugezougedeluba!”

shuowan,weilebaituozheigegenpichong,linjiangzhihaojiangzijidevictorhezidandiuxia,rangtashiqu。

duimiandetuanzijianzhuang,xiangdoumeixiangbianchongleshangqu,manlianxingfudeyongshouleiheranliaohelinjiangdeqiangjinxinglejiaohuan。

erxianshizhongdejingziliyingzhaochutaxiaodeneigeyangzi,jiuhaoxiangshizijidanglexinniangzi,erlinjiangzeshixinlang,lianggerenzaihunlidiantangshangjiaohuanjiehunjiezhiyiban!