xiaobianjidajiadailaizhujiaoshiyangfengwangyanrandexiaoshuo，shumingjiaozuo《doushixiaoyaoyisheng》，zuozheshizuijinrenqihengaodezhangfeng，xiaoshuojiangshule：laidaohuochezhan，taliangyanyimohei。zheidachengshigaoloulinli，cheshuimalong，tawanquanfenbuqingchudongnanxibei。tataochuxiashanqianshifujizijidelao……
baoshijieshang，jinjinbaozhejiazhisanyidedingdanhetong，wangyanranyanjingxiaodemiqi，huoxiangyizhibaozhexiangpenpenzhenguodexiaocangshu，qiaolianshifenyourenkeai！
zheiyimu，kandeyangfenghalazidoukuailiuchulai，tashizhenxihanzheibaibaipangpangdedameinva。
chenzheyuehui，zenmeyederangxiaofengfengjiechuershiniandejinzhicaixing。
yangfengyanzhuzidiliuliuyizhuan，lailezhuyi。
“laopo，dagonggaocheng，zanmenqingezuierqingzhuyixia！”
shuozhe，yangfengjiuyuchenwangyanranbubei，coushangquqinwenneilieyanhongchun！
sheizhi，wangyanranfanyingyehenkuai。
huozheshuo，tazaojiufangbeizheyizhiweisuodeyangfengni。
“gun！”wangyanranceshenduoguoyangfengdelangwenxiji，shouwangyangfengyaojianyiqia。
“aiyo！”yangfenglimakuazhangdiziyaliezui，bingjiangshangshenqingxieyudaoyazaiwangyanranshenshang。
“haotong，tongsiwole！”
“nibuxiangyuehui，jiujixukaoshanglai！”jiuzaizheishi，wangyanranhuranlengxiaoyisheng。
wenyan，yangfengjiangzhu，shanshanzuohuizijizuowei。
takebunengrenulewangyanran，yinxiaoshida。
yidunshuang，hedundunshuangdequbie，tahaishidongdede。
dancaiguoshixishijian，yangfenghaishirenbuzhuxintoudeyangyi，zhengzhongqishidizaicouxiangwangyanran。
“laopo，mingtianyuehui，niyidingdabandepiaoliangxiee。”
wangyanrannaomenqingjinmengtiao，haoxuanmeijiangfangxiangpanniuxialai，zhongzhongpaidaoyangfengneikanbichengqianghoushide**lianpishang。
chelianghoufang，xuqingniezheyizhangzhi，meitoujinsuo。
zheishixianqianyangfengbeixuqingchandefanle，suishouxielaidafaxuqingdeyizhibaixuebingyaofang。
xuqingruhuozhibao，zhidaoruonengyanjiutouzheiyaofang，tabidinghuichengweiyixuejiejuzuqingzhongdedayi。
此时，丰家病房内。
fengyuanjiangfengkexindanduliulexialai。
“kexin，niganggangzuodehenhao！”
“yangfengciren，suijuzhiqingtiao、biaoxianlangdang。”
“danwoguanqimeiyuzhijian，yinyinsanzheyiguaoranzhiqi，sihumeijiangsuoyourenfangzaiyanli。”
“woxiangxintadeshenfen，juebushiququyigewangjiazhuixuzheimejiandan！”
“niyaoxiangbanfalalongta，rangta，weiwomenfengjiasuoyong！”
fengyuanmuguangshensui，tahenshaokancuoren。
“womingbai，yeye！”fengkexinrenzhendiantou。
tayeshizheiyangxiangde，suoyicaihuibuxiduohualiangyigouzhidingdan，jiushiweileduiyangfengshifangshanyi。
xianzaidedaofengyuandekending，fengkexingengjiayoudiqiqujiechuyangfeng。
fengkexinyouxiangqichucijianmianzhishi，yangfengneitanlandeyanshenhenbudezhangzaitashenshangdechangjing。
taxinli，dunshiyoulesuanji。
……
“shenme？fengjiaxialesangeyidingdan？”
yangfengchenggongtanchengdingdandexiaoxi，zhenjinglexiaozhulisuyuyibainian。
“jiuzheimeduidaigongchenma？haibukuaiquqihurechalai。”yangfengbushuangditudiaojipianbingliangdechaye，bingshituzhishisuyu。
yixiangdaojijiangyuwangyanranwanchengrenshengzhongdiyichangyuehui，haikenengyuwangyanranzaiyuehuizhongjiesuoyixiexiuxiudezishi。
yangfengjiuxintouhuore，kanzhesuyudeyanshen，yegenkantongfangxiaoyahuanyiyang。
“tanchengledingdanyouzenmeyang？nizhishidedaohexiaojieyuehuidejihuieryi，haimeichengweiwomenwangjiadeguyeni！”
suyudengleyangfengyiyan，taduiyangfengjiwangyanranxiayaoyishirengrangenggengyuhuai。
“nononono，xiaomeirener，wokannishiwanquanbudong。”
yangfengxianshiyaoleyaoshizhi，jinjiezheyouyangyangdeyidao：“genjuyanjiubiaoming，yuehuishicujinrenleiheermengyucixingjisubiaoshengdediyizhongyaohuodong。”
“bingqie，danshennannvyuehuihou，qujiudianshenzaodejilvshibaifenzhibashibadianbaba！”
“yejiushishuo，wonaxialaopodechenggongjilvyijingdadaolebaifenzhibashiba。”
“shengxiade，zhiyaofenweihongtuodaowei，heiheihei……”
yangfengmianluchongjing，tadezeixiaoshenglingsuyuqileyishendejipigeda，maogusongran。
suyushizaikanbuxiaqu，juedexinlifanwei，zhengyaochaofengyangfenglaihamaxiangchitianerou，bairizuomengzhishi。
“kada！”menbashouturanbeiniudong。
yuanlai，shiwangzhangminglaile。
wangzhangmingdabukuajinzongcaibangongshi，mianshangmanshijidongzhise。
wangyanranjinsuiqihou，yanlitouzhewunai。
“xianxua，woguoranmeikancuoni。”
“nizheicaigangjinjituan，jiujiwomenwangjiatanchengzheimedayibidingdan。”
“nishuo，wogaizenmejianglini？”
yangfenglianmangzhanqishen，guoquchanfuwangzhangming。
“yuefudaren，ninshuodezheishinalihua？zheidoushixiaoxuwoyinggaizuode。”
“ninyaoshizhenxiangjiangliwo，neininjiubanggemang。”
“fangwolaopoyitianjia，rangwohetamingtianhaohaoyuehui！”
shuozhe，yangfenghaijianxixidipieleyiyanwangyanran。
neimoyangsizaishuo：laopo，wocongmingba，meirennengdaraowomenyuehuile。
zheirangwangyanranliansebujinfahei，henbudejiyangfengyidunxiuxiutiequan！
“yuehui？”zheikeshichuodaowangzhangmingxinxinnianniandebaodian！
“fang，dangranfang，nimenanxinquyuehui，womingtianjiuqinzikanguanjituan，tiantaxialaidoubaozhengdajiaobudaonimen。”
wangzhangmingpaizhexiongfubaozheng，turan，taxiangshixiangdaoleshenme。
zhijianwangzhangmingzhuanguotou，yansudiwangzhewangyanran。
“yanran，nimingtianjuebuxutajingongsibanbu，buranwojiafachuzhi！”
yangfengdunshiganjidereleiyingkuang，wuyifufa！
yuefuzheirennengchu，younvertazhenjiaa！
youzheiyangyigereqingdeyuezhang，zijipochuchunyangzhishendedashi，wenle！
wangyanranqueshijinyaozheyinya，yanmaohanguang。
ruguozuzhounengsharen，yangfengzaoyijingbeitajilingchileqianbaibian。
tashizaixiangbutong，yangfengdaodigezijialaodieguanleshenmemihuntang？daozhiwangzhangmingzheimekengnver。
yipang，suyuxintouantan，xiaojiezhenshimingkua。
wanfanguohou，wangzhangmingqiaoqiaosaileyizhangkapiandaoyangfengshouli。
“xianxu，zheizhangkaliyouyibaiwan，mimaliugeliu！”
“yidingzhengqunaxiayanran，bugoujiujixulaizhaowona。”
“duoxieyuefu！”yangfengjinjinwozhekapian，ganjizhiqingyiyuyanbiao。
wangzhangmingqingyoupailepaiyangfengdejian。
“dengxialaiwoshufang，wojinijinxingyuehuitujixunlian。”
“dangniana，wojiushiyongzheixiejuezhao，jiangniyuemugouda，keke，xiyindaoshoude。”
“si……”yangfengdaoxileyikouliangqi，kanlaiyuefudarenzheishiyaoqingnangxiangshou！
“yuefudarenfangxin，xiaoxuyidingyongxinxuexi，baozhengwanchengrenwu！”
yangfengyilianhenyang，youshouchengzhangdao，zaibojingjianyimo，fangfoyaowanchengshenmeanshadarenside。
“ng！”wangzhangmingeryiyiliansuran，zhongzhongdiantou。
fangjianli，zhengzaixizaodewangyanranhugandaoyizhenhanyi，lengdedalegeduosuo。
……
第二天！
yangfengzaozaodijiuchumenle，buzhidaoquganxieshenme。
zhishikuailinjinzhongwudeshihou，wangyanranjiedaoleyangfengfalaidexiaoxi。
“qinaidelaopodaren，nindeqishiyijinggonghouduoshi，suishidengdaininfuyuee，memeda！”
suizhierhoude，haiyouyijiaqinglvcantingdedizhidingwei！
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