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精彩章节

wosile，zaijitamenyijiadanglewunianmianfeibaomuhou，sizailechufang。tamenmeidiaoyidilei，popomawohuiqi，

zhangfuzhuantoujiudaixinhuanhuijia。wodehunbeikunzaibingxiangshang，yanzhengzhengkanzhewowusuidenverbeitamennvedai。

tamenbuzhidao，zheigewengwengzuoxiangdejiubingxiang，jijiangchengweishenpantamendefating。1wosile，

tamenxiaolewodeshentizhengzaibianleng。yishixiangbeichoulidesixian，piaopiaodangdang，zuihou“pa”deyixia，

beixifuzailechufangdejiubingxiangshang。wokanjianzijidaozaibinglengdedizhuanshang，shoulihaizuanzhebangemeixuewandetudou。

xinzangdeweizhi，tengdexiangshibeiyiwangenzhentongshizhachuan。ketingli，dianshideshengyinkaidehenda，

wozhangfusunqiangzhengqiaozheerlangtuikanqiusai，popozaipangbiankeguazi。meirenfaxianwosile。

zhidaowowusuidenvernuannuan，maizhexiaoduantuipaojinchufangzhaoshuihe。“mama？”tadexiaonaiyindaizheyihuo，

tuiletuiwodegebo。wotangzaidishangyidongbudong。nuannuanhehuaile，dayanjinglishunjianxumanleleishui，

“wa”diyishengkulechulai。“mama！nizenmelemama！”kushengzhongyujingdonglewaimianderen。

sunqiangbunaifandizoujinlai，kandaowodeyangzi，lengleyixia，yanshenlimeiyoujinghuang，zhiyourushizhongfu。

popogenzaihoumian，yikanzheichangjing，bushiguanxinwodesihuo，ershiwanghoutuileyibu，jianjiaodao：“aiyo！

sizaichufangli！duohuiqia！zheifangzihainengzhuma！”wokanzhetamen，

yigubinglengdehenyiconghunposhenchuyongleshanglai。zheijiushiwojialeliunian，sihoulewuniandejiaren。jiuhuchelaile，

yishengxiangzhengxingdiqiangjiuleyixia，ranhouyaoleyaotou。“xinyuanxingcusi。”wotingjianyishengzheimeshuo。

sunqiangmurandidiandiantou，lianshangjibuchubanfenbeishang。popozezaipangbiangenlinjukusu：“wozheierxifu，

jiushigelaoliuminga，fubo！nishuotazaobusiwanbusi，pianpiansizaifandianshang，

zheiwanfansheizuoa……”wodezanglibandejiqiliaocao。sunqiangshenzhilandejiwomaigexiangyangdiandeguhuihe。

wodehun，libukaizheigebingxiang，libukaizheigewofuchuyishengdejia。wokanzhesunqiangbawodeyifu、zhaopian，

suoyouwocunzaiguodehenji，yijianjiandabaorengdiao，dongzuomalidexiangshizaiqingliyiduilaji。

wokanjianpopobazhanlewohesunqiangdezhuwo，bawonvernuannuangandaolebeibianneigeyouxiaoyoulengdechuwujian。

“peiqianhuo，gennineigesiguimayiyang，huiqi！”popoyibianbawojinuannuanmaidexiaoxiongwanourengzaidishang，

yibianehenhendizhouma。nuannuanbaozhexigaisuozaiqiangjiao，buganku，xiaoxiaodeshentidoudexiangfengzhongdeluoye。

wodexin，bisideshihouhaiyaoteng。woxiangchongguoqubaozhuwodenver，xiangsilanneizhangedudezui，

kewozhishiyigehunti，shenmedouzuobule。wozhinengyanzhengzhengdikanzhe。wosihoudediqitian，touqi。

sunqianglinghuiyigenvren。neinvrenjiaobaiwei，zhangdeyaoyaoraorao，yijinmenjiuxianqidiniezhebizi：“qiangge，

nijiazenmeyigumeiweia？shibushineige……haimeisanganjinga？”sunqianglianmanglouzhutadeyao，

chanmeidixiao：“baobei，zenmehui。wozaojiubatadedongxiquanrengle，congjintianqi，nijiushizheigejiadenvzhuren。

”popoyeyifanchangtai，duizhexiaolianyingshangqu：“weiweilailea，kuaizuokuaizuo，ayijinidunleyanwo。

”wokanzhezheiyimu，zhijuedehuangtangyouexin。woshiguweihan，tamenyijingpobujidaidikaishilexindeshenghuo。

baiweidemuguangzaiwulisaoleyiquan，zuihouluozaiwonvershenshang。nuannuanzhengbaozhewoliuxiadeweiyiyijianjiumaoyi，

qieshengshengdikanzhetamen。baiweizhouqimei：“qiangge，zheituoyoupingzenmeban？”sunqiangkandoumeikannuannuanyiyan，

lengmodishuo：“guoliangtianjiusongxiangxiatalaolaojia，aibuzhenideyan。”“ma！”nuannuanturankuzhepaoguolai，

baozhusunqiangdedatui，“baba，wobuyaolikaini，woxiangmama……”sunqiangyijiaochuaikaita。

nuannuanshouxiaodeshentixianggepobuwawayiyangshuaizaidishang。“bizui！nimayijingsile！yihoutacaishinima！

”sunqiangzhizhebaiwei，ehenhendihoudao。baiweigegedixiaoqilai，zouguoqu，yongtuzhexianhongzhijiayoudeshouzhi，

tiaoqinuannuandexiaba，yanshenqingmieyouedu。“xiaodongxi，jiaoshengmamalaitingting？”nuannuanyaozhezuichun，

jueqiangdidengzheta，bushuohua。“bujiao？”baiweilengxiaoyisheng，yangshoujiuyaoyibazhangshanxiaqu！

“buzhundawonver！”wofennudijianxiao，yongjinquanshendeliqichongleguoqu！

jiuzaibaiweideshoujijiangluoxiadeshunjian——“zila！”ketingdeshuijingdiaodengmengdibaoshanyixia，

fachuyishengcierdedianliusheng，ranhou“pa”dimiele。zhenggewuzixianruyipianheian。

suoyourendoubeizheituruqilaidebianguheleyitiao。baiweijianjiaoyisheng，suohuileshou。erwo，zaiheianzhong，

qingchudiganjuedao，yiguweiruodeliliang，congbingxiangdeyasuojili，chuandaolewodehuntishang。tamen，

haoxiangnengtingdaowodefennu。2bingxiang，shiwodewuqiheianzhong，popojinghuangshicuodihan：“zenmehuishi？

tingdianle？”sunqiangmosuozhequkaiqiangshangdekaiguan，quehaowufanying。“kenengshitiaozhale。”tashuozhe，

shengyinlidaizheyisibuyichajuedezhandou。zhiyouwozhidao，bushitiaozha。shiwo。gangcaineiyishunjiandebaonu，

rangwohezheigebingxiangchanshenglemouzhongqiyidelianjie。wonengganjuedaotaneibudianliudeliudong，jiuxiangwodexueye。

neiyishengdengmie，shiwowushengdepaoxiao。sunqiangzhaodaoshoudiantong，wulihuifulexiexuguangliang。baiweipaizhexiongkou，

jinghunweiding：“hesiwole，zheipofangzi，xianludoulaohualeba？qiangge，womenhaishiganjinhuangedabieshuzhu。

”“kuailekuaile，baobei。”sunqiangganjinanfuta。popozejiejifazuo，

yijiaotizaisuozaiqiangjiaodenuannuanshenshang：“sangmenxing！doushini！kesilenimabusuan，

xianzaihaixiangkesiwomenyijiashibushi！”nuannuantengdemenhengyisheng，batoumaidegengshenle。

wodenuhuozaici“teng”diyixiashaoleqilai。wosisididingzhepoponeizhangkebodelian，

huntiyinweifennuerjuliedizhandou。chufangli，bingxiangdeyasuojituranfachuyizhen“wengwengweng”deguaixiang，

shengyinyuelaiyueda，yuelaiyuejianli，xiangzhijiahuaguoboli。“shenmeshengyin？”baiweihedeyoushiyiduosuo。

“haoxiang……shibingxiang？”sunqiangnazheshoudiantongzhaoxiangchufang。guangzhuhuangdongzhong，

tamenkandaobingxiangmenzhengzaiqingweidi……yixiayixiadidoudong。“maya！”popohedeliandoubaile，

“zhei……zheibingxiangshibushiyaozhale？”sunqiangyeyouxiefamao，danhaishiyingzhetoupizouguoqu，

shenshouxiangqubadiaodianyuan。jiuzaitadeshoujijiangpengdaochatoudeshihou——“peng！”bingxiangmenmengdidankai，

limianlengdongshidebingkuai、shengcai、dongrou，xiangshibeiyizhiwuxingdeshouhenhentuilechulai，

pitougailiandizazaisunqiangshenshang！“ao！”sunqiangbeiyikuaidongdebangbangyingdezhutizazhongnaomen，tongdedajiaoyisheng，

yi**zuozaidishang。wuzilidunshimimankaiyigushengcaidesouwei。

baiweikanzhemanshenlangjie、toushanghaidingzheyigenlanbaicaiyedesunqiang，yanlidexianqijihuyaoyichulai。

popogengshihedelianlianhoutui，zhizhebingxiang，shengyindoubianlediao：“xiemenle！zhenshixiemenle！fangyue！

shibushini！nisiledouburangwomenanshengshibushi！”tajingranhanchulewodemingzi。wopiaofuzaibankongzhong，

lenglengdikanzhetamenjifeigoutiaodechoutai，xinzhongyongqiyiguniuqude**。shide，shiwo。

wobujinburangnimenansheng，wohaiyaorangnimen，xuezhaixuechang！zheichangnaoju，

zuizhongyisunqianglangbeidilaxiadianzhagaozhong。wulichedimeiledian，tamenzhinengdianlegenlazhu。

baiweideliansenankandaolejidian，tayimiaozhongdoubuxiangzaizheige“guiwu”daixiaqu，

zhaolegejiekoujiucongconglikaile。linzouqian，takansunqiangdeyanshen，chongmanlebiyihebunai。

sunqiangbasuoyoudehuoqidousazailenuannuanshenshang。“doushinizheigexiaozazhong！gunhuinidefangjianqu！”tanuhouzhe，

banuannuantuijinleneigeyouheiyoulengdechuwujian，ranhou“peng”deyishengsuoshanglemen。

wotingzhenuannuanzailimianyayidekusheng，xinrudaoge。sunqiang，nidengzhe。zheizhishigekaishi。

wokaishichangshishuxiwode“jinshouzhi”。wofaxian，wodeliliangyuanyuqingxu，fennu、yuanhen、beishang，

zheixieqingxuyueqianglie，wonengdiaodongdebingxiangdeliliangjiuyueda。wokeyirangtafachuzaoyin，keyikongzhitadewendu，

shenzhikeyizaiyidingfanweinei，yingxiangwuliqitadedianqi。wochenglezheigejiade“jiashen”，

yigezhiweifuchouercunzaideeling。diertian，sunqiangqushangbanle。popobabaiweizuotianmeichiwandeyanwoduanchulai，

zuozaishafashangyibiankandianshiyibianxiangshou。nuannuanezheduzi，congchuwujianlibeifangchulai，qieshengshengdizhanzaipangbian，

xiaoshengshuo：“nainai，woe。”popoyanpidoumeitaiyixia，congwanlitiaochuyigenchishengdejigutou，rengzaidishang。

“re，chiba。”neizitai，jiuxiangzaidafayitiaogou。nuannuandeyanleizaiyankuanglidazhuan，quemeiyouqujian。

popohuole：“zenme？xianzang？nineigesiguimajiushizheimejiaonide？youqiongyoujianhaiyishenchoumaobing！

”tayoutidaolewo。henhao。woxuanfuzaidianshijihoumian，jiangsuoyoudeyuanhendoujizhongqilai。

“zizi……zila……”dianshipingmuturankaishijuliedishanshuo，huamianniuqu，fachucierdezayin。

“youzenmele！”popobunaifandipailepaidianshiji。xiayimiao，dianshipingmu“pa”deyisheng，heile。

yigushaojiaodehuweiconglimianpiaolechulai。jinjiezhe，popofangzaichajishangchongdiandeshouji，

yekaishi“zizi”zuoxiang，chongdiankoudeweizhimaochuleyilvqingyan。popozhongyuganjuedaolebuduijing。

tajingkongdihuangusizhou，kongdangdangdewuzirangtajibeifaliang。“shei……sheizainei？”wolengxiaozhe，

jiangliliangyanshendaotamianqianneiwanyanwoshang。zhijianneiwanwenredeyanwo，yirouyankejiandesudu，

biaomiankaishijieqiyicengbaishuang，sisilvlvdehanqicongwanlimaolechulai。duanduanjimiaozhong，yiwanguntangdeyanwo，

bianchengleyiwanbingtuo。popodeyanjingdengdexiangtongling，zuibazhangdenengsaixiayigejidan。tazhandouzheshenchushou，

pengleyixianeiwanyan，shunjianxiangchudianyiyangsuolehuilai。“gui……youguia！”tafachuyishengshazhubandecanjiao，

liangundaipadichongchujiamen，lianxiedoupaodiaoleyizhi。wokanzhetalangbeidebeiying，meiyousihaotongqing。

wodemuguangzhuanxiangwodenver。nuannuanyebeihedaole，dantameiyoupao，zhishilenglengdikanzheneiwanjiebingdeyanwo。

womanmandipiaoguoqu，yongjinquanli，jiangbingxianglengzangshili，

wozhiqianjitamaide、popoyizhiburangtachidecaomeisuannai，qingqingdituilechulai。suannaiheshunzheguanghuadediban，

yizhihuadaolenuannuandejiaobian，tinglexialai。nuannuandixiatou，kanzhejiaobiandesuannai，

youtaitoukanlekankongwuyirendechufang。tadexiaolianshang，diyiciluchuleruoyousuosidebiaoqing。

tahaoxiang……chajuedaoleshenme。3popodesuanji，wodefanjipopobeihepaohou，

yizhenggexiawudoumeiganhuilai。zhidaobangwansunqiangxiaban，tacailazheerzi，xinyouyujidijinlemen。yijinwu，

tajiuzhizhechufang，tianyoujiacudibaxiawufashengdeshiqingshuoleyibian。“erzi，zheigejiabunengdaile！

nineigesiguilaopo，ta……tayinhunbusana！”sunqiangzhouzhemei，zoujinchufangkanlekan，

neiwandongchengbingtuodeyanwohaibaizaichajishang，dianshiheshoujiyequeshihuaile。tadelianshangshanguoyisijuyi，

danhenkuaijiubeibunaifanqudai。“ma，nibiezijiheziji，jiushidianqilaohuale，couqiaoganzaiyiqibale。

”tabuxinguishen，zhixinqian。popojiantabuxin，jidezhiduojiao：“zenmeshicouqiao！wogennishuo，

jiushifangyueneige**！tashebudezheigejia，shebudeni，bianchengguidouyaochanzheni！”tazheihua，

daoshishuoduileyiban。woqueshishebude，danwoshebudede，shiwodenver。wobushiyaochanzhesunqiang，

woshiyaotachangming。sunqiangbeitashuodexinfan，houdao：“xingle！bieshuole！yigesirenyoushenmehaopade！

”zuishangzheimeshuo，tawanshangshuijuedeshihou，haishibawoshidedengkaideliangliangde。erwo，zeshouzaichuwujianmenkou，

kanzhewodenuannuanquansuozaibinglengdexiaochuangshang，momodiliulei。“mama……nuannuanhaoxiangni……”wodexin，

suichengleqianwanpian。diertian，popobuzhidaocongnalizhaolaiyige“dashi”。nei“dashi”chuanzheyishendaopao，

liuzheshanyanghu，yijinmenjiushayoujieshididaochukan，zuiliniannianyouci。“ng，cidiyinqishenzhong，

biyouyuanlingzuosui。”popoganjinsaiguoquyigedahongbao：“dashi，nikuaijikankan，

zenmecainengbaneidongxiganzou？”dashinianzhehuxu，zhuangmozuoyangdizhuanleyiquan，

zuihoumuguangluozailechufangdebingxiangshang。“yuanqizhiyuan，bianzaiciwu。”woxinzhongyilin。zheishengun，

nandaozhenyoujifenbenshi？zhitingtajixushuodao：“ciwunaijiazhongzhiyinzhiwu，youshichufangzhongdi，

yuanlingfuzheqishang，qinglizhizhong。”jiezhe，tahuafengyizhuan：“buguo，yaoqusanyerongyi。zhixujiangciwubanli，

rengdeyueyuanyuehao，zaiyouwozuoyichangfashi，baoguanyaodaobingchu。”womingbaile。zheigoupidashi，jiushigepianzi。

takanchulepopoduibingxiangdekongju，jiushunzhetadehuawangxiashuo。erpopodeneidianxinsi，wokandeyiqingerchu。

tazaojiuxianzheitaijiubingxiangfeidianyouzhandifang，xianghuangexindeshuangkaimendabingxiang，yizhicuanduosunqiang，

sunqiangxianguimeitongyi。xianzai，tazhenghaojiezhe“naogui”demingyi，mingzhengyanshundibabingxiangchulidiao。yijianshuangdiao，

haosuanji。sunqiangsuiranbuxin，danweileanfutama，yeweiletugexinan，biantongyile。

tadadianhuajiaolelianggeshoufeipindeshifushangmen。wolengyankanzhetamen。xiangbaworengdiao？meineimerongyi！

lianggeshifuyizuoyiyou，kaishibanbingxiang。keneibingxiang，jiuxiangzaidishangshenglegenyiyang，wensibudong。“hei，

zheiwanyierhaitingchen。”yigeshifutulekoutuomo，shichulechinaidejinger。lingyigeyezhanghonglelian。

tamenlianggedananren，jingranbanbudongyitaibanrengaodebingxiang。popozaipangbianjile：“nimendaoshiyonglia！

”wojiangsuoyoudeliliangdouguanzhuzaibingxiangshang，sisidiyazhuta。bingxiangdeyasuojifachuchenmendepaoxiao，

zhenggejishendouzaiqingweidizhendong。“buduijinga，”yigeshifucalecahan，“zheibingxiang……haoxiangzaixizhedi。

”lingyigeshifuyeganjuedaole，tasongkaishou，yilianhuyi：“zheidixiashibushiyoujiaoshuia？

”sunqiangyejuedeqiguai，zouguoqutuileyixia，guoran，chendexiangkuaitiegeda。jiuzaizheishi，

neige“dashi”yanzhuyizhuan，tiaolechulai，zhizhebingxiangdajiao：“yuanlingfanule！tabuxiangzou！kuai！

yongfuzhouzhenzhuta！”shuozhe，taconghuailitaochuyizhanghuangsedefuzhi，zuilinianzhesheiyetingbudongdezhouyu，

mengdiyixiatiezaibingxiangmenshang。woganjuedaoyiguweiruodanlingrenyanedeqixicongfuzhishangchuanlai。wonule。

yigejianghupianzi，yeganzaiwomianqianbanmennongfu？wojizhongjingshen，yiguqiangdadedianliushunjiancongyasuojiyongchu，

tongguobingxiangdejinshuwaiqiao，zhijiechuandaodaoleneizhangfuzhishang！“zila——”yishengcuixiang，

neizhanghuangfushunjianziran，maochuyiguheiyan，shaochenglehuijin！“a！”dashibeitangdeaoaojiao，

wuzheshouzhitouzhitiaojiao。suoyourendoujingdaile。shoufeipindeshifugengshihedetuidouruanle，

lianlianbaishou：“zhei……zheihuoerwomenganbule！qianbuyaole！huiqi！”shuowan，lianggerentouyebuhuidipaole。

wuzili，zhishengxiasunqiang、popoheneigemudengkoudaidedashi。sunqiangyezhongyukaishixiangxin，zheigejiali，

zhendeyou“buganjing”dedongxi。wolengxiaozhe，jiletamenzuihouyiji。wokongzhizhebingxianglidezhilengji，

rangtamenjisuxunhuan。bingxiangdebiaomianwenduzhoujiang，yicengbaisedehanshuang，yirouyankejiandesudu，

zaibingxiangmenshangningjie。zuizhong，hanshuanghuiju，zaibingxiangmendezhengzhongyang，qingqingchuchudiningjiechuleyigezi——gun！

4tadeshang，wodedaoneige“gun”zi，xiangyijierguang，henhendishanzaisunqianghepopodelianshang。

“dashi”gengshihedehunfeiposan，liangundaipadipaole，liantaneitaoxingpiande“faqi”doubuyaole。

congciyihou，jialianjinglebushao。popozaiyebuganzaiwulidashengshuohua，kanchufangdefangxiangdouraozhezou。

sunqiangyebiandechenmoguayan，huijiadeshijianyuelaiyuewan。tamenpawo。zheijiuduile。kongju，

shifuchouzuihaodekaiweicai。dantamendegaibian，bingmeiyourangnuannuanderizihaoguoduoshao。

tamenbuganzaimingmuzhangdandidama，quekaishilelengbaoli。fanzhuoshang，yongyuanmeiyounuannuandewankuai，

tazhinengdengtamenchiwan，chiyixiecangenglengzhi。popohuiguyibazuihaochidecaizangqilai，dengnuannuanshuile，

zainajisunqiangdangyexiao。sunqiangduizheiyiqieshierbujian，tashenzhikaishikeyihuibinuannuan，

fangfotabushitadenver，ershiyigetixingta“jialiyougui”dejingbaoqi。nuannuanyuelaiyueshou，

yeyuelaiyuechenmo。tachangchangyigerenbaozhewodejiumaoyi，zuozaichuwujiandejiaoluoli，yizuojiushiyixiawu。

wokanzhetaxiaoxiaodebeiying，xintengdewuyifujia。wonenghezoushengun，nengrangdianqiduanlu，

quemeibanfajitabianchuyiwanretengtengdefancai，meibanfajitayigewennuandeyongbao。wodewuligan，

huazuolegengshendeyuanhen。zheitianwanshang，sunqiangyouhedezuixunxundihuilai。tameidaiyaochi，zaiwaimianzamen。

popozaojiushuile，nuannuanbeijingxing，chuanzhedanbodeshuiyi，paoqujitakailemen。sunqiangyishenjiuqidichongjinlai，

zoululiangliangqiangqiang，yijiaocaizailenuannuanfangzaimenkoudexiaotuzituoxieshang。tajiaoxiayihua，

zhenggeren“peng”deyishengshuaizaidishang。zheiyishuai，batadexiehuochedidianranle。tacongdishangpaqilai，

tonghongzheyanjing，zhizhenuannuanjiuma：“xiao**！nixiangshuaisiwoshibushi！gennineisimayiyang，

meiyigehaodongxi！”nuannuanhedezhiwanghouduo。“wo……wobushiguyide……”“haigandingzui！

”sunqiangjiezhejiujing，yibazhuazhunuannuandegebo，jiangtashouxiaodeshentitileqilai，yangshoujiushiyigeerguang！

“pa！”qingcuidexiangsheng，zaijijingdeyeli，xiandegewaicier。nuannuandelianshunjianhongzhongqilai，

zuijiaoshenchuleyisixueji。tameiyouku，zhishizhengzhedadadeyanjing，nanyizhixindikanzhezijidefuqin。

neiyike，wofengle。yiguqiansuoweiyoudebaonu，xianghuoshanyiyangzaiwohuntizhongbaofa！zhenggewuzidesuoyoudianqi，

douzaizheiyishunjianfachulejianruidewengming！dengguangfengkuangshanshuo，huminghuan，xiangshiliguidehuxi！chufangli，

bingxiangdeyasuojifachuledidongshanyaobandejuxiang，zhenggebingxiangdouzaijuliedihuangdong，

fangfoyitoujijiangzhengtuolaolongdeyeshou！sunqiangbeizheikongbudejingxianghedejiuxingleyiban。tasongkainuannuan，