zhujiaojiaochengfengningruludeshumingjiao《doushixiaoyaozhanshen》,zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshixuelingxuelangzuixinxiedeyibendoushishenghuoleixiaoshuo,wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie,wenbijijia,shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu:wunianqian,chengfengbeihaoxiongdiheqizishejixianhairuyu,queyiwaizoushangxiuzhenzhilu,wunianhoutawangzheguilai,dingyaokuaiyienchou,xiaoaorenjian!...
houyongdetongkongzhouranshousuo,chengshouletashushizhangdezhongcunye,jingshirutongmeishirenyiyangzhanzaiyuandi,jiulianlingyizhishouyerengjiubeizaishenhou!
“zhei……mianduiwodetieshazhang,juranjinpingdanshouyikuaidaman,budongrushan,zheidengxiuwei,pashiyijingwudaoleba。”
houyongkuxiaokaikou,yanzhongderuiqizaiyebushengbandian。
“heng,nengkanchuwodexiuwei,yesuanshinizheijishinianmeiyoubaihuo。”
zhongcunyebeizheshou,shuochudehuaranghouyongxinzhongyinao,qingbuzijindixiangyaokaikoufanbo,kejiuzaitanaozigangyifenshendegongfu,duifangyijingshishanshenguolai,yizhidianchu!
houyongdunshidajing,tazenmeyemeixiangdaoshenweiyigewudaogaoshou,zhongcunyejuranhaiwanzheizhongtouxidebaxi,cubujifangzhixiazhinengjuzhangxiangying……
“噗——!”
zhitingyishengmenxiang,kulianshushizai,zuyiduanshifenjindetiezhang,jingshibeihouyongzhijieyizhidianchuan!
chaneijianxianxuepenyong,houyonggengshiweimidaodi,zhijuedezijidegusuidoubeizheiyizhitoujichouzoule,hunshenshangxiameiyouyichubuzaitong,jingshiwanquanshiqulexingdongnengli。
liuhaojianzhuangdunshidaxi,shangqianchanmeidao:“zhongcunxianshengguoranshengonggaishi,yizhitoujiubazheigaisidejiahuobaipingle,kanlaiheilonghuiyitongxiangnan,zhirikedaia!”
xiaolaotingwenzheihuadunshidanu,zhizheliuhaodamadao:“nizhei**xiaoren,juranzhendetoukaoheilonghui,haizhunbeichumaizhenggexiangnan?”
liuhaohahadaxiaodao:“xiaolaotou,shishiwuzheweijunjie,heilonghuiyouzongshizuozhen,gaoshouruyun,zuotamendegou,zongbigenniyiyangyongliudengsideqiang!”
xiaochuheqidehunshenfadou,yaoyadao:“heng,jiusuanheilonghuiyouzongshiyouruhe?xiangnanyousujiazuozhen,buhuirenniweisuoyuwei!”
zhongcunyebuxiedao:“heng,ququsujia,ruhenenggenwomenheilonghuixiangbi,xiaolaotou,niruoshilikeguidiqiurao,zhuwoheilonghuiduoquxiangnan,haikeyibaozhuronghuafugui,fouzejintiannihenisunnvjiuyaosangmingyuci!”
xiaochuheshenshendixileyikouqi,lengxiaodao:“dongshouba,woxiaomourensuiranbushishenmegaojieyishi,danzhishaohaiyaolian,rangwozuoheilonghuidegou,zuobudao!”
“sheiganshanghaixiaolao?!”
cishihaohuyejiacheganlai,mengditaochuqiangdangzaixiaolaomianqian,miaozhunzhongcunyehoudao:“likebadaxiaojiefanghuilai,fouzerangninaodaikaihua!”
zhongcunyebuxiedao:“zheizhongwanjunengnaiwohe?”
zhijiantazhouranbadao,jingdehaohujimangkaiqiang,kesuizhedaoguangshandong,dingdingdangdangjigezidandiaozaidishang,jingshiquanbubeizhengqidiyifenweier,wuyiliwai!
shenzhiliantashouzhongdeqiang,doubeikongbudedaoqifensui,wushulingjianpilipaladidiaozaidishang,jingdehaohulianlianhoutui,lianseshabai。
suihouzhongcunyemanbujingxindizhuanguotouqu,shenshouzhuaqixiaoyueerdejigenzhangfa,qingqingyichui,neixiufajiuzaidaofengshangmianzhengqididuankai。
yanjianduifangyoujiangneichuimaofaduandebaodaodizaixiaoyueerbozishang,xiaochuhedunshishuangmupenhuo,dashenghoudao:“zhushou!”
zhongcunyezuijiaoyangqiyisilengxiao,turanshouwanyizhuan,zaixiaoyueerbozishanglachuyitiaobuzhangbuduandeshangkou,kandexiaochuhemuziyulie。
erhunmidexiaoyueeryebeicitongjingxing,jiandaociqingjingrenbuzhudashengjianjiaoqilai:“yeyejiuwo!”
zhongcunyezuijiaocanrendiyangqi,yinsendao:“laodongxi,jiniliannizijibuyao,likejiwoguixia,fouzewojiuhuobolenisunnvdepi!”
tingdaozheihua,xiaoyueershentiyiruan,zhijietandaozaidishang,leishuiduokuangerchu,dashengjiaodao:“yeyejiuwo!”
xiaochuhedequantoujinjindiwozhu,shentijuliedizhandouqilai,tazhidaozijibunengkaikou,ruoshiyikaikou,jiudengyuduansonglezhenggexiaojia,gengyaobeishangqiangumaming,danyueerkeshitazuitengaidesunnva!
“爷爷……”
xiaoyueerkandaoxiaochuhedebiaoqing,yefangfomingbaileshenme,bishangyanjingbuzaichushengle。
jiandaosunnvrucidongshi,xiaochuhedexingengshijulieditengtongqilai,jiuzaitazhunbeikaikoudeshihou,lingyigeshengyinqueturanxiangleqilai:
“shisheijiniyongqi,laijinchengnaoshide,buzhidaozheilishiwodedipanma?”
“嗯?”
zhongcunyemeitouyiyang,xianranshimeixiangdaozaizheizhongqingkuangxia,haiganyourentiaochulaijiaoxiao,dengdaotaitouyikanzhihougengshibuxiediqingxiaoyisheng。
cishichengfengyijingzoudaoxiaochuheshenbian,shenqingdanran,fangfoyanqianbushiyiweiwudaoqiangzhe,ershiyizhimayiyiban。
jiandaotazheigeyangzi,xiaochuhexinzhongyouturanyongqiyisixiwang,danxiayimiao,zhongcunyedechaoxiaoshengjiuchedijisuiletadexiwang。
“hahahahaha!ganggangtingdaodahua,wohaiyiweihuichuxianhedengyingxiong,meixiangdaolaideshigegenbenjiubuhuiwugongdemaotouxiaozi!”
ruguoshuozhiqianhouyongzheiyangshuo,xiaochuhehaizhishihuaiyi,neimexianzaizhongcunyedouzheiyangshuo,jiurangtachedishiwang,shenzhishijuewang。
“ai,meixiangdaoxiaomouyeyoukanzouyandeyitian,tazhendejiushigeputongreneryi。”
xiaochuhedeshenqing,sihuyishunjianjiucanglaolehaoduo,takanxiangchengfengkaikoudao;“nihaishikuaizouba,buranrehuoleneigeshashen,yezhishipingkongjiwotianmafaneryi。”
chengfengtingdaoduifangdehuayu,nalihaibuzhidaoxiaochuhedexintaibianhua,buyoudeyaotoudandandao:“kexikexi,nixiaojiabenlaiyouyigejueqidejihui,queyinweinimeiyoujianchidaozuihouercuoguo。”
xiaochuhetanqidao:“douzheizhongshihoule,nihaizaizhuangqiangzuoshi,nizhendangtabugansharenma?kuaizouba……xianzaizou,takenenghailandelihuini。”
chengfengyebulihuixiaochuhe,ershimaikaishuangtuixiangzhongcunyeduobuerqu,zheijibaimidejuli,zhiqianhouyongyizhayanjiukuaguoqule,chengfengquezoulebantian,rangxiaochuhebuyoudeyaotoutanxi,anmazijizenmejiukancuoleren。
zhongyu,chengfengzoudaolezhongcunyemianqian,dandandao:“xianzaigunchujincheng,haikeyiraonibusi。”
“哈哈哈哈哈!”
zhongcunyehaimeikaikou,liuhaoqueshixiankuangxiaoqilai:“xiaolaotou,zheishinisunzima?xiaohaizimeijianguoshimianpaochulailuanjiao,zhengmingniguanjiaobuyana!”
xiaochuhemianchensishui,gangyaokaikou,chengfengquedandandao:“tahaimeiyouzigeguanjiaowo。”
cihuayichu,xiaochuhechediduichengfengshiwangle,tanlekouqi,dixiatouqubuzaikanzheibianle,yinweitazhidao,xiayimiaozhongzheigebuzhitiangaodihoudejiahuo,jiuhuibeizhongcunyesuishouyibazhangpaisi!
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