第二章 离婚 看我心情

“mengyi,chengfengzenmeshuohaishirouerdezhangfu,wodehaoxiongdi,zenmenengshuoganrenjiuganrenni?”

churenyiliaodi,kaikoudejuranshisongchen,tazuijiaoweiweiyangqi,kansirechengwubi,shuodehuaqueshirutongduzhenyiyang。

“jianyulidehuoshigujibutaihao,nikanchengfengtayijinmenyanjingjiumeilikaiguozhuozishangdecai,pabushiehuaile,kuaikuaikuai,zuoxiachidiandongxizaishuo。”

tazheiyifanhua,juranbachengfengdeyanshenkonglingshuochengshieguitoutai,dunshirangningjiarenhahadaxiao,jifengdeshengyinyeciqibifu。

“shiashia,chengdashaoyegujizailaolizheiwunian,doushikenwowotouguohuodeba!”

“ai,taicanletaicanle,tingshuozailimianneixieyubadouxihuanrangbierenjianfeizao,kanchengdashaoyezheixipinenroudeyangzi,gujimeishaojiana。”

“pu,huamiantaimeiwobuganxiang,hahahahaha!”

“……”

yiqunrensiwujidandiduichengfengjinxingzherenshengongji,qideningruluhunshenfadou:“ni,nimen……”

chengfengqueshiqingqingdipailepaitadejianbang,dandandao:“renbuyaogengoushengqi,qihuaileshentikebuzhide。”

cihuayichu,zhenggebaoxiangneidunshianjingxialai,ningjiazhongrenlianshangdouluchunuselai,sheidoumeixiangdaozheigechengfengmingmingyijingyiwusuoyou,juranhaiganduigaogaozaishangdetamenhaobukeqidiqunchao!

“你说谁是狗!”

lvxiantiaoqilaide,zhengshiningroudedidi,piqizuiweihuobaodeningsigu。

“sheicengjingzaiwomianqiandiantouhayao,yaoweiqilian,wojiushuoshei。”

chengfengsonglesongjian,haobukeqidihuidao。

ningjiarenhesongchendunshiganjueyikouqiyezaihoulonglitubuchulai,dangnianchengfengfujiayifang,shenjiashangyi,zaitazhouweifengyingtaohao,fangfohabagouyiyangyaoweibaderen,zhengshitamen!

“nixiaozhangshenme,haiyiweizijishicengjingdedashaoyema,wogaosuni,gongsixianzaiyijingzhuanruwochengemingxiale,nixianzaijiushigepi!”

ningsigudashengdizhoumazhe,ranerchengfenggenbenjiulandekanzheijiahuo,jiurutongtaganggangshuodeneiyang,renmeibiyaohegouyibanjianshi。

ningsigudeliansedunshiniuquqilai,wunianqiandechengfengjiushiyinweitayoushouhaoxian,genbenjiubuzhengyankanta,rujintajiandaoduifangluopolebenlaixiangzheyaowuyangwei,quemeiliaodaoduifangrengjiumeibatafangzaiyanli!

yanjianqifenyijingbiandeshifenjiangying,ningrululianmangdayuanchangdao:“aiya,jintianjiefuchulai,shidaxiderizi,biedoubengzhelianma,ma,woele,zanmenxianchifanhaobuhao?”

mengtongxialianjiadoudongleliangxia,kanqilaihenbudebachengfengjishengtunle,buguotabijingtengaixiaonver,zhinenglengzheliandianlediantou。

chengfengdaoshibaiwujinji,genbenwushizhouweizheiqunrenbiyihefennujiaozhidemuguang,ziguzididakuaiduoyi,ningruluzuozaitapangbian,yinqindijitadaojiujiacai,quanranchenjinqizhong,bajiejiedoujiwangle。

ningrouzuozaiyipang,yuekanxinzhongyuebushufu,dishengdao:“rulu,nilaiwozheilizuo。”

“姐……”

ningruluyijing,lianshangluchushanshandebiaoqing,zenmeshuozheidoushizijidejiefua,buguotaquezhishizuohao,youbuyuanyilikaichengfengshenbian,shengpazijiyizoujiuyouqitaningjiarenlaiqifuta。

“如露。”

jiandaomeimeizheiyang,ningroudeliansegenglengjifen,yuqijiazhong。

“我……”

ningrulucongxiaobeijiejieyazhe,conglaibuhuifankang,beizheiyangyijiao,dunshiluchuzhengzhadeshenqing。

“niquba,wochihaole,quxiaxishoujian。”

chengfengyebuxiangkanzhexiaoyatoubeiweinan,songsongjianzhanqishenlai,dayaodabaidixiangzhemenwaizouqu。

“呸!”

tayichumen,mengtongxiajiucuileyikou,henhendao:“achenshuodezhenmeicuo,zheixiaoziguoranshizailaolimeiyoushui,paodaozheijiechanlaile。”

ningsiguyinxiaodao:“heihei,zheijiushitarenshengzhongzuihaodeyidunfanle,yihuierchiwanfandajiejiushuozhengshi,zhijierangtaqianlelihunxieyigundan!”

“jie!niyaogenjiefulihun?”

ganggangzuoxiadeningruludunshizhanleqilai,luchunanyizhixindeshense。

ningroumozhetadetoudao:“rulu,nijuedejiuchengfengxianzaineifuyangzi,haipeideshangwoma?ziguniaosuiluanfengfeitengyuan,renbanxianliangpinzigao,gentazaiyiqishibuhuiyouweilaide,jiejiedehuanimingbaima?”

“哦……”

ningruludaidaidizuolexiaqu,xinzhongbaiganjiaoji,anlishuotaxianzaiyinggaishijilifanduicaishi,keshiqueyounanyizhizhidishengchuyidianxiaoxinxilai,jiefuhejiejielihundehua,zijishibushijiuyoujihuileni?

erlingyibian,chengfengzhengzaiquxishoujianhuilaidelushang,tayelandehezheiqunjiahuoxuyuweishele,zhunbeizhijielihunzouren,ganjinqidongzijidejihuacaishi。

buguozoulejibuchengfengqueluchuyiwaideshenqing,takandaoningroujuranzhengzhanzaizoulangzhongdengzhe。

“这个给你。”

cishidetamianrongyebiandeshifenbingleng,kanxiangchengfengdemuguangzaiwubandiankuijiuzhise,sihujiangshouzhongdedongxijileduifangzhihou,tajiuzaiyebuqianchengfengshenmeleyiyang。

“嗯?”

chengfengjieleguolai,zhijianzheishiyizhangyibaiwandezhipiao,buyoudepielepiezui,danxiaodao:“shenmeyisi?”

“别装糊涂了。”

cichumeiyouqitaren,ningrouyebuzaiquzhuangshenmechuchukelianyouqingyouyidehaonvzile,zhijieshenqingbinglengdao:“chengfeng,nijuedexianzaideni,haiyoushenmezigejiwoxingfu,nixianzaiweiyinengrangwoxingfudeshiqing,jiushilikaiwo。”

“womenlihunba,zheiyibaiwanninazhe,jiusuanshiwoduinidebuchang,ninazhetaquzhaogebuxianqinidenvren,haohaoguorizi……”

“哈哈哈!”

ningroudehuameiyoushuowan,jiubeichengfengturuqilaidexiaoshengdaduanle,zheixiaoshengquebushidiankuangdexiao,yebushikusedexiao,ershichaofengdexiao,bujinxiaoningrou,yexiaoziji。

zheijiushizijicengjingyiweinenggongduyishengdenvren?jianzhishigexiaohua!

“nishenmeyisi?nizaixiaoshenme?”

ningroudeshenqingbiandeyinchenqilai。

“wozaixiaowoziji,zenmemeikanchunishizheimegedongxi。”

chengfengjifengdao:“nihesongchentunlewojiazhishangyidegongsi,ranhoudiujiwoyibaiwan,jiudangzuoshiduiwodeshishele?woshibushihaiyaoganniannidedaendade?”

“ningrou,wochengfengziwenzaishehuishangdapinguoxuduonian,benlaiyiweiwoyijingzhidaoshehuishangyouduoshao**,yijirendaodiyouduojian,meixiangdaoameixiangdao,nijintianjuranshuaxinlewodesanguan。”

“benlaini,woyouzijidejihuayaozuo,landegennimenzheizhongxiaojiaoselangfeishijian,danbeinilaizheimeyichu……”

chengfenglengxiaozhe,suishoujiangshouzhongdebaiwanzhipiaosisui,duizheningroulianshangyiyang。

“woturangaizhuyile,lihunshiba?kanwonatianyouxinqingba!”