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第2章

朕是老糊涂？

lishiminhuxicuzhong，shuangyanzhangkaichengtonglingyiyang，jiangzhoubingzhenglaolaodesuodingzaitademuguangzhongxinzhinei。

【gongxinibeimanma，huodemingjundian+100，ruoduifangshuochunilaohutudeliyou，jikezengjia1000mingjundian，ruokeyigaishannibimianlaohutu，jikezengjia10000mingjundian。】

lishiminbenlaizhengchuyubaonuzhixia，jijiangxialingjiangzhoubingzhengcirenluangundasidebianyuan，xingkuitingdaolemingjunxitongdetishi，xiongqiangzhongdewuxiannuqishunjianjiubeichoukongle。

什么？

mingjunxitongrenweitamadeyouliyouju？

zhenduitaizirucitengai，xixinjiaodao，zenmezuihouwuermoufan，queshizhendeguocuo？

想不通！

朕想不通啊！

lishiminkanleyiyanfuhuobi，baonudeqingxudeyikongzhi，pixiaoroubuxiaodedao：“zhouyushi，neinijiuxixidaolai。ruoyoudaoli，zhenshuniwuzui。ruoshieyidihuiyuzhen......”

zhongrenzhanzhanjingjingzhizhong，youjingyadexiabadiaoleyidi。

taizimoufan，bixiaheqizhennu？

zhoubingzhengbuzhisihuo，meiyoulijibeilaxiaquluangundasi，jianzhibukesiyi。

manchaowenwu，buhuizhenyourenyiweibixiashirenjunba？

zhenggechaotang，yejiuguqudeweizhengganyuzhiduihuangdi，danyebingfeibufenshijianchangheluanduiyiqi。

naxiangzheigezhouyushi，feiyaobixiakanlenidenaodaima！

zhoubingzhengquegongshou，jiangmuguangduizhunlewenchenyilie，paizaidiyiweidezhangsunwuji。

zhangsunwujixinzhongyiliang，andao：buhao！

zhoubingzhengsurandao：“bixiazhicuo，renjinjiezhi。biru，zhaoguogongyidingzhizhishenxiang。”

“zhouyushi，nihushuobadao！”

zhangsunwujibaonu，henbudebashouzhongdehubandiuguoqu，zasizheige**。

彼其娘之！

无妄之灾！

nizheixiaozishizuiwengzhiyibuzaijiu，zaiyulaofuye！

qitarenzhenjingzhiyu，yezaizixichuaimoqizhongdeshenyi。

shixiang，yigexiaoxiaoyushi，pingshichenmoguayan，zheishibuzhisihuodezaibixiamianqianbengdayejiubale，haixiangtuodangchaodiyirenzhangsunwujixiashui。

里面有什么阴谋？

究竟受谁指使？

zhoubingzhengchunshulinsiqianxiangliaoboyixialishimingren，zheixierentasheiyeburenshi，danshizhangsunwujizuoweidangchaodiyigeren，haishihenhaocongweizhishangbianrende。

zhangsunwujidengrenwulunruheyexiangbudao，yiqiejingranshiyigeduoshezhoubingzhengzhiqudehoushirenzaiegao。

zhoubingzhengkankanertandao：“zhaoguogongzuoweibixiadedajiuge，taizidianxiadeqinjiujiu，duiyuzijidewaishengzheixienianshenmechujing，nandaoyidianyebulejiema？”

zheixienian，taizishenmechujing？

taiziziconghuanyoujiaoji，xingqingbiandeguaizhangbaoli，duocibeibixiachize。

weiwanglitaicongxiaojiushenshoubixiachongai。

chengnianhougengshicaihuahengyi，congminjuelun。

anguanli，huangzichengnianhoudouyingqufengdi，budezhangzhujingji，danlitaiyinbixiapianai，texu“buzhiguan”。

bingqie，yunxuqizaifudishezhiwenxueguan，rentazixingyinzhaoxueshi。

errenyijingduibi，lichengqiandechujunzhiweijijikewei。

taiziheweiwangliangpairenma，zaichaotanglvlvjiaofeng。

chaotangderenmeiyouyigeshazi，doumingbailichengqianmimouzaofan，yuxingbigongzhishi，yeshijushisuopo。

这话可不兴说啊！

“laofulejieshenme？laofushenmeyebulejie！”zhangsunwujibukuishilaohuli，dangjiliduandefoujue。

sheizhi，zhoubingzhengyouchaleyidao。

“zhaoguogong，nikeshitaizideqinjiujiuaa！”

sharenzhuxin，moguoyuci。

bixiaxiangjitaiziyitiaohuolu，shenweitaizideqinjiujiu，nibuqiuqingma？

zhiqianzhuanglongzuoyayejiudele，zheishihaixiangbuzhanxing，bixiahuizenmexiangni？

raoshizhangsunwujisuyoulaohulizhiming，yebeizheihuayegebansi，yishibanhuierxiangbuchulairuhefanbo。

狠狠彼其娘之！

fangcainiyijingjilebixiataijiele，youhebizhenduilaofu？

huibuhuishilitaizhishide？

buzhishizhangsunwujizheigeqihunanxiadedangshiren，qitarenyediyishijianxiangdaoweiwanglitai。

zhongsuozhouzhi，weiwanglitailalongzhangsunwujizheigejiujiulvlvzaoju。

chujunzhizheng，chenzizhandui，zhangsunwujibuxiangtiqianruchang。

zhoubingzhengyancijiangdedao：“zhaoguogongbufangbianshuo，neimoujiutinishuoleba。”

“bixia，taizishiweilaichujun，weiwangshiyigefanwang。keshiniduitaiziyanlikeke，duiweiwangquechongniguodu。shiwen，guwangjinlai，nayigefanwangchengnianhou，hailiuzaijingshi？”

“bixiashijunwang，shihuangdi！huoxubixiazhishiaizixinqie，keshibierenzenmexiang？”

“zhuweiyijiduren，taizizhangqichuyuzheizhonghuanjingzhizhong，huibuhuijuedezijisuishiyoubeibachudekeneng？yigebeibachudetaizishenmexiachang，jiubuyongchenmingyanleba？”

“louyishangqieximing，hekuangrenhu？pinsiyibo，nandaobushixingshibiren？”

gangcaihaiyourenduizhangsunwujixingzailehuo，xianzaizhongrenzhiyouyigexiangfa，henbudepushangqusilanzhoubingzhengzheizhangzui。

你这是犯颜直谏吗？

你这是拱火！

chengmenzhihuo，yangjiyuchi！

周秉正微微一笑。

没错！

我就是在拱火！

huoyueda，wozheigeshizuoyongzhesideyuekuai，yuegancui！

baiyifuhaodeshechirensheng，dengwo！

【gongxinibeimanma，mingjundian+100......+100......+100......】

【duifangshuochunilaohutudeliyou，mingjundian+1000。】

lishimintingdaoxitongdeshengyin，xiangdaocengjingduilianggeerzidetaidu，youqishiduiyuweiwanglitaideyoudai，xianruzizeheaohuizhizhong。

嘭——

lishiminzhongzhongdeyizhangpaizailonganshang。

qunchenxinli“gedeng”yixia，yutantebuanzhongyingjiebaofengyudejianglin。

zhixiwangbieqianchedaoqitaren，rangzhoubingzhengyigerensiba！

“周爱卿骂得好！”

sheixiang，lishiminquedashengzantong，tongxinjishoudedao：“zhencuoyi！zhencuoyia！”

yanyuzhijian，xiangdaoduiweiwangdeniai，daozhitaiziwujie，yibubuzoushangyitiaobuguilu。

haiyoulitaerqudezhangsunhuanghou。

令李世民猛虎落泪。

群臣皆惊。

什么！

bixiajingranhaishuozhoubingzhengmadehao？

不会听错了吧！

nandaobuyinggaishijiangzhoubingzhengcirendangtingzhansha，tongzongtongzuzhirenquanbulachuqupeizang？

mofei，bixiazhendelaohutule？

zhoubingzhengzhengkaixindedengzhelishiminbaonuzhixia，jiangzijiduobaduobaweigou，jiexialaijiukeyihuiquxiangshoubaiyifuhaodeshechirensheng。

sheichengxiang，quetingdaozheizhonghuiying。

buhuishideleshixinfengleba？

zhoubingzhengzhenjingdedao：“bixia，niweishenmebushawo？chenzhiyan，maofanbixia，buyinggaidangzhongzhanshouma？”

lishiminxiuzizhezhulian，zhongxinhuifudatanghuangdideweiyi，surongdao：“zhenyiweiweizhengqule，zhentongshiyizhengchen，manchaowenwuzainanzhaodaoyigefanyanzhijianzhiren。wanwanmeixiangdao，zhenxiaokanletianxiaren，xiaokanlequnchen，xiaokanlezhouaiqing。”

这是何等的赞扬？

zhongrencongbixiadeshensezhong，kanbudaoyouyidingdiannujifanxiaodeyiwei。

“bushia，bixia，nibiegaocuole，niyinggaishalewo，nishawoa！”zhoubingzhengmanlianmengbidetongkuaihao。

tongshi，yanjiandetayezhenjingfangcaidefaxian。

皇帝被我骂哭了？

管他呢！

haodehen！rangwosidegengkuai！

lishimingankaiwanqiandao：“zhouaiqing，meixiangdaonibujinganyufanyanzhijian，jingranhaijuedemaofanlezhendeweiyan，yixinqiusi，duizhenzhizhongxin，zhenxinshenwei！”

“rucizhengchen，zhenqinengkuidaiyuni？gaosuzhen，nixiangyaoshenme，zhenyidingjielimanzuyuni。”

噗通——

zhoubingzhengzhengzhongdeguixia，yubujingrensibuxiudegaohudao：“bixia，chenzhiqiuyisi！”