第2章
朕是老糊涂？
lishiminhuxicuzhong，shuangyanzhangkaichengtonglingyiyang，jiangzhoubingzhenglaolaodesuodingzaitademuguangzhongxinzhinei。
【gongxinibeimanma，huodemingjundian+100，ruoduifangshuochunilaohutudeliyou，jikezengjia1000mingjundian，ruokeyigaishannibimianlaohutu，jikezengjia10000mingjundian。】
lishiminbenlaizhengchuyubaonuzhixia，jijiangxialingjiangzhoubingzhengcirenluangundasidebianyuan，xingkuitingdaolemingjunxitongdetishi，xiongqiangzhongdewuxiannuqishunjianjiubeichoukongle。
什么？
mingjunxitongrenweitamadeyouliyouju？
zhenduitaizirucitengai，xixinjiaodao，zenmezuihouwuermoufan，queshizhendeguocuo？
想不通！
朕想不通啊！
lishiminkanleyiyanfuhuobi，baonudeqingxudeyikongzhi，pixiaoroubuxiaodedao：“zhouyushi，neinijiuxixidaolai。ruoyoudaoli，zhenshuniwuzui。ruoshieyidihuiyuzhen......”
zhongrenzhanzhanjingjingzhizhong，youjingyadexiabadiaoleyidi。
taizimoufan，bixiaheqizhennu？
zhoubingzhengbuzhisihuo，meiyoulijibeilaxiaquluangundasi，jianzhibukesiyi。
manchaowenwu，buhuizhenyourenyiweibixiashirenjunba？
zhenggechaotang，yejiuguqudeweizhengganyuzhiduihuangdi，danyebingfeibufenshijianchangheluanduiyiqi。
naxiangzheigezhouyushi，feiyaobixiakanlenidenaodaima！
zhoubingzhengquegongshou，jiangmuguangduizhunlewenchenyilie，paizaidiyiweidezhangsunwuji。
zhangsunwujixinzhongyiliang，andao：buhao！
zhoubingzhengsurandao：“bixiazhicuo，renjinjiezhi。biru，zhaoguogongyidingzhizhishenxiang。”
“zhouyushi，nihushuobadao！”
zhangsunwujibaonu，henbudebashouzhongdehubandiuguoqu，zasizheige**。
彼其娘之！
无妄之灾！
nizheixiaozishizuiwengzhiyibuzaijiu，zaiyulaofuye！
qitarenzhenjingzhiyu，yezaizixichuaimoqizhongdeshenyi。
shixiang，yigexiaoxiaoyushi，pingshichenmoguayan，zheishibuzhisihuodezaibixiamianqianbengdayejiubale，haixiangtuodangchaodiyirenzhangsunwujixiashui。
里面有什么阴谋？
究竟受谁指使？
zhoubingzhengchunshulinsiqianxiangliaoboyixialishimingren，zheixierentasheiyeburenshi，danshizhangsunwujizuoweidangchaodiyigeren，haishihenhaocongweizhishangbianrende。
zhangsunwujidengrenwulunruheyexiangbudao，yiqiejingranshiyigeduoshezhoubingzhengzhiqudehoushirenzaiegao。
zhoubingzhengkankanertandao：“zhaoguogongzuoweibixiadedajiuge，taizidianxiadeqinjiujiu，duiyuzijidewaishengzheixienianshenmechujing，nandaoyidianyebulejiema？”
zheixienian，taizishenmechujing？
taiziziconghuanyoujiaoji，xingqingbiandeguaizhangbaoli，duocibeibixiachize。
weiwanglitaicongxiaojiushenshoubixiachongai。
chengnianhougengshicaihuahengyi，congminjuelun。
anguanli，huangzichengnianhoudouyingqufengdi，budezhangzhujingji，danlitaiyinbixiapianai，texu“buzhiguan”。
bingqie，yunxuqizaifudishezhiwenxueguan，rentazixingyinzhaoxueshi。
errenyijingduibi，lichengqiandechujunzhiweijijikewei。
taiziheweiwangliangpairenma，zaichaotanglvlvjiaofeng。
chaotangderenmeiyouyigeshazi，doumingbailichengqianmimouzaofan，yuxingbigongzhishi，yeshijushisuopo。
这话可不兴说啊！
“laofulejieshenme？laofushenmeyebulejie！”zhangsunwujibukuishilaohuli，dangjiliduandefoujue。
sheizhi，zhoubingzhengyouchaleyidao。
“zhaoguogong，nikeshitaizideqinjiujiuaa！”
sharenzhuxin，moguoyuci。
bixiaxiangjitaiziyitiaohuolu，shenweitaizideqinjiujiu，nibuqiuqingma？
zhiqianzhuanglongzuoyayejiudele，zheishihaixiangbuzhanxing，bixiahuizenmexiangni？
raoshizhangsunwujisuyoulaohulizhiming，yebeizheihuayegebansi，yishibanhuierxiangbuchulairuhefanbo。
狠狠彼其娘之！
fangcainiyijingjilebixiataijiele，youhebizhenduilaofu？
huibuhuishilitaizhishide？
buzhishizhangsunwujizheigeqihunanxiadedangshiren，qitarenyediyishijianxiangdaoweiwanglitai。
zhongsuozhouzhi，weiwanglitailalongzhangsunwujizheigejiujiulvlvzaoju。
chujunzhizheng，chenzizhandui，zhangsunwujibuxiangtiqianruchang。
zhoubingzhengyancijiangdedao：“zhaoguogongbufangbianshuo，neimoujiutinishuoleba。”
“bixia，taizishiweilaichujun，weiwangshiyigefanwang。keshiniduitaiziyanlikeke，duiweiwangquechongniguodu。shiwen，guwangjinlai，nayigefanwangchengnianhou，hailiuzaijingshi？”
“bixiashijunwang，shihuangdi！huoxubixiazhishiaizixinqie，keshibierenzenmexiang？”
“zhuweiyijiduren，taizizhangqichuyuzheizhonghuanjingzhizhong，huibuhuijuedezijisuishiyoubeibachudekeneng？yigebeibachudetaizishenmexiachang，jiubuyongchenmingyanleba？”
“louyishangqieximing，hekuangrenhu？pinsiyibo，nandaobushixingshibiren？”
gangcaihaiyourenduizhangsunwujixingzailehuo，xianzaizhongrenzhiyouyigexiangfa，henbudepushangqusilanzhoubingzhengzheizhangzui。
你这是犯颜直谏吗？
你这是拱火！
chengmenzhihuo，yangjiyuchi！
周秉正微微一笑。
没错！
我就是在拱火！
huoyueda，wozheigeshizuoyongzhesideyuekuai，yuegancui！
baiyifuhaodeshechirensheng，dengwo！
【gongxinibeimanma，mingjundian+100......+100......+100......】
【duifangshuochunilaohutudeliyou，mingjundian+1000。】
lishimintingdaoxitongdeshengyin，xiangdaocengjingduilianggeerzidetaidu，youqishiduiyuweiwanglitaideyoudai，xianruzizeheaohuizhizhong。
嘭——
lishiminzhongzhongdeyizhangpaizailonganshang。
qunchenxinli“gedeng”yixia，yutantebuanzhongyingjiebaofengyudejianglin。
zhixiwangbieqianchedaoqitaren，rangzhoubingzhengyigerensiba！
“周爱卿骂得好！”
sheixiang，lishiminquedashengzantong，tongxinjishoudedao：“zhencuoyi！zhencuoyia！”
yanyuzhijian，xiangdaoduiweiwangdeniai，daozhitaiziwujie，yibubuzoushangyitiaobuguilu。
haiyoulitaerqudezhangsunhuanghou。
令李世民猛虎落泪。
群臣皆惊。
什么！
bixiajingranhaishuozhoubingzhengmadehao？
不会听错了吧！
nandaobuyinggaishijiangzhoubingzhengcirendangtingzhansha，tongzongtongzuzhirenquanbulachuqupeizang？
mofei，bixiazhendelaohutule？
zhoubingzhengzhengkaixindedengzhelishiminbaonuzhixia，jiangzijiduobaduobaweigou，jiexialaijiukeyihuiquxiangshoubaiyifuhaodeshechirensheng。
sheichengxiang，quetingdaozheizhonghuiying。
buhuishideleshixinfengleba？
zhoubingzhengzhenjingdedao：“bixia，niweishenmebushawo？chenzhiyan，maofanbixia，buyinggaidangzhongzhanshouma？”
lishiminxiuzizhezhulian，zhongxinhuifudatanghuangdideweiyi，surongdao：“zhenyiweiweizhengqule，zhentongshiyizhengchen，manchaowenwuzainanzhaodaoyigefanyanzhijianzhiren。wanwanmeixiangdao，zhenxiaokanletianxiaren，xiaokanlequnchen，xiaokanlezhouaiqing。”
这是何等的赞扬？
zhongrencongbixiadeshensezhong，kanbudaoyouyidingdiannujifanxiaodeyiwei。
“bushia，bixia，nibiegaocuole，niyinggaishalewo，nishawoa！”zhoubingzhengmanlianmengbidetongkuaihao。
tongshi，yanjiandetayezhenjingfangcaidefaxian。
皇帝被我骂哭了？
管他呢！
haodehen！rangwosidegengkuai！
lishimingankaiwanqiandao：“zhouaiqing，meixiangdaonibujinganyufanyanzhijian，jingranhaijuedemaofanlezhendeweiyan，yixinqiusi，duizhenzhizhongxin，zhenxinshenwei！”
“rucizhengchen，zhenqinengkuidaiyuni？gaosuzhen，nixiangyaoshenme，zhenyidingjielimanzuyuni。”
噗通——
zhoubingzhengzhengzhongdeguixia，yubujingrensibuxiudegaohudao：“bixia，chenzhiqiuyisi！”