doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《diyicijianmian，tajiuaishanglewo？！》，daibiaorenwuyijiuzhouyiqi，yanyiguanyuchouhenheaiqingdejingcaigushi，zuozhe07paizzjinqiwanchengbianzhu，zhuyaojiangshudeshihuadebutaixiang，youqishineishuangyanjing，tazongjuedemeizhuazhuneizhongqingcheyouyoudianmiantiandeganjue。“mingtian……zaijiekuaixiangpihaole。”zhouyiqixiaoshengdiguzhe，bahuajia……
qingchendewuqihaimeisanjin，zhouyiqijiuzuanzheshubaodaizhanzailouxiadengyijiu。
zuotiantashuoyaodaijiangcha，tateyitiqianshifenzhongchumen，xinzangxiangchuailezhixiaotuzi，zaixiongqianglibengdagebuting。
“这边。”
shuxideshengyinzishenhouxiangqi，tamengdihuitou，yijiuzhengzhanzaibuyuanchudexiangzhangshuxia，beizheheiseshuangjianbao，shoulilinzhegebaowenbei，chenguangtouguoshuyedefengxiluozaitashenshang，goulechumaorongrongdejinbian。
“zao。”tachaotazouguolai，bufaqingkuai，“denghenjiule？”
“mei、meiyou！”zhouyiqidelianjiayoudiantang，muguangbuyouzizhudiluozaitashoulidebaowenbeishang，mibaisedebeishen，shangmianyinzhezhikatongxiaoxiong，gentadexiaoxiongsanmominghenda，“zheishi……”
“jiangcha。”yijiubabaowenbeidijita，beishenhaidaizhewenredechugan，“womazhude，shuojialehongtang，bula。”
tidaotamama，tadeyuqidunledun，xiangshiyoudianbuzizai，youbuchongdao：“tabuzhidaoshijinidaide，jiuwenwoyaobuyaodaidianquxuexiao。”
zhouyiqijieguobaowenbei，zhijianpengdaotade，tangdexiangchudian，huangmangsuohuilai：“xiexieni，haiyou……xiexienimama。”
“bukeqi。”yijiukanzhetafanhongdeerjian，zuijiaojibukechadiwanlewan，“kuaiheba，lianglejiubuhaohele。”
“嗯！”
zhouyiqiningkaibeigai，yigudandandejiangtangxiangpumianerlai，haijiazazhedianhongtangdetian。taxiaokouminleyikou，guoranbula，wenredeyetishunzhehoulonghuaxiaqu，nuandeweilidoushufuqilai。
“haohema？”yijiudeshengyinlidaizhedianqidai。
“haohe！”zhouyiqiyonglidiantou，yanjingwanchengleyueya，“biwaimianmaidehaoheduole。”
kanzhetaliangjingjingdeyanjing，yijiuxinlixiangbeiwenshuipaoguoside，ruanruande。taqishishizuowanteyigenmamaxuede，pataxianla，hongtangjialemanmanliangshao，zhulekuaibangexiaoshi。
还好，她喜欢。
zoujinjiaoshishi，linyangyijingzuozaizuoweishangle，yanxiadaizhedandandeheiyanquan，toufaluanzaozaode，kanqilaixiangshimeishuihao。
“nizuotianqunale？”zhouyiqifangxiashubao，bajiangchadiguoqu，“yaobuyaohedian？nuanhuhude。”
linyangbaibaishou，youqiwulidipazaizhuoshang：“bietile，jiangyinei**jiushizhuangbing！”
“啊？”
“woqutajiadeshihou，tazhengbaozheyouxijidadeqijing，naxiangfashaodeyangzi！”linyangqidepailexiazhuozi，“wowentaweishenmeqingjia，tashuo‘kannihuahuataiwuliao，xiangzaijiaxiuxi’，nishuoqirenbuqiren！”
“neinizenmehaiyilianmeishuihaodeyangzi？”zhouyiqihaoqidiwen。
“wo……”linyangdelianjiaturanhongle，yanshenyoudianshanduo，“wobatadeyouxijizangqilaile，tazhaolebanye，chaodewomeishuihao。”
zhouyiqikanzhetazuishangmazhe，zuijiaoquezangbuzhuxiaoyideyangzi，xinlileran——zheiliangren，pashiyouzai“daqingmaqiao”le。
tagangxiangdiaokanliangju，sunianbaozheyiluozuoyebenzouleguolai，muguangzaiyijiuzhuoshangsaoleyiyan，qingshengshuo：“yijiu，zheishizuotiandewulizuoye，laoshirangnibangmangpigaiyixia。”
“hao。”yijiudiandiantou，jieguozuoyeben。
sunianfangxiazuoyehou，meilikezou，ershikanxiangzhouyiqi，shouliniezhegexiaoxiaodebijiben：“nidewulibijiyaoshiyoubudongde，wozheiliyouzhenglihaodezhongdian，nikeyinaqukan。”
又是这样。
zhouyiqixinliyoudianbushufu，quehaishilimaodishuo：“xiexie，buguoyijiuyijingbangwojiangguole。”
tateyijiazhongle“yijiu”lianggezi，xiangzaiwushengdixuangaoshenme。
suniandebiaoqingjiangleyixia，suijixiaolexiao，meizaishuoshenme，zhuanshenhuilezuowei。
yijiupigaizuoyedeshouzhidunledun，taitoukanlezhouyiqiyiyan，tazhengditouhejiangcha，lianjiayinweihelereyinfanzhedandandehongyun，xiangkeshutoudetaozi。
tadezuijiaorenbuzhuwanlewan，jixuditoupigaizuoye，zhishibijianhuaguozhizhangdelidao，qinglexuduo。
shangwudewulike，laoshizaijiangtaishangjiangdetuomohengfei，zhouyiqiquezaicaogaozhibeimianhualegeqbandeyijiu，zhengjuzhebaowenbeijixiaomaoweijiangcha，pangbianxiezhe：“xiexieyijiupaijiangcha，chaotian！”
huawan，tatoutouwanghoukan，yijiuzhengditoujibiji，celianzaiyangguangxiaxiandegewairenzhen。
tabazhitiaodiechengxiaofangkuai，chenlaoshizhuanshenxiebanshudejianxi，wanghouyidi，ganghaoluozaiyijiudebijibenshang。
yijiulengleyixia，dakaizhitiao，kandaoneizhijuzhebaowenbeidexiaomao，haiyoupangbiandezi，erjianshunjianhongle。
tataitoukanlezhouyiqiyiyan，tazhengjiazhuangrenzhenkanheiban，ergenquehongdekuaiyaodixue。
tanaqibi，zaizhitiaobeimianhualegetushetoudexiaogou，pangbianxiezhe：“xihuanjiuhao。”
zaibazhitiaodihuiqushi，zhijianbuxiaoxincaguotadeshoubei，liangrenxiangchudiansidesuohuishou，lianjiadoutangdelihai。
linyangzaipangbiankandezhizashe，yonggebozhoutongletongzhouyiqi：“xinganiliang，zheiansongqiubodebenshi，kuaiganshangdianshijule。”
“nixiaoshengdian！”zhouyiqihuangmangbazhitiaosaijinbidai，lianhongdaobozigen，“zaihushuowojiubujinidailingshile。”
“biebiebie！”linyangliketaorao，“wobushuolehaibuxingma？buguoshuozhende，niliangzheijindu，shashihounengtongpochuanghuzhia？”
zhouyiqidexintiaolouleyipai，meishuohua，zhishitoutouwanghoukanleyiyan，yijiuzhengditoukanzheshenme，zuijiaodaizheqianqiandexiaoyi，yangguangluozaitalianshang，wennuanderangrenyibukaiyan。
捅破窗户纸吗？
haoxiang……youdianqidai，youyoudianhaipa。
wuxiushi，zhouyiqibaozhehuabenqulehuashi。
gangzoudaomenkou，jiutingdaolimianchuanlaizhengchaosheng。
“jiangyinijiwozhanzhu！bawodehuajuhaijiwo！”shilinyangdeshengyin，daizhedianqijibaihuai。
“pingshenme？”jiangyideshengyinlanyangyangde，“sheirangnibawodeyouxijizangzaiyanliaoheli？xianzaihaole，yanliaoquansale，nipeiwoyouxiji！”
“neishinihuogai！sheirangnizhuangbingpianwo！”
zhouyiqituikaimen，kandaodejiushizheiyangyifuchangjing：jiangyilinzhelinyangdehuajuxiang，zhengweizhehuajiazhuanquan，linyangzhuizaitahoumian，qideyanquandouhongle，liangrenjiaoxiahaicaizhesachulaideyanliao，bahuashidedibancaideluanqibazao。
“nimenbiechaole！”zhouyiqiganjinlanzhutamen，“zaichaolaoshijiuyaolaile！”
jiangyikandaozhouyiqi，tingxiajiaobu，tiaomeidao：“zhenghao，nipingpingli，tabawoyouxijizangyanliaoheli，huilewoxinmaide**banyouxiji，gaibugaipei？”
“nihaishuo！”linyangqidetiaojiao，“sheirangnipianwo！wohuajuhelihaiyougangmaidejinkouyanliao，quanbeinidepoyouxijihuile！”
kanzhetamenchaodemianhongerchi，quesheidoumeizhendeshengqideyangzi，zhouyiqituranxiaole：“nimenliang，shibushiyoudianxihuanduifanga？”
zheijuhuaxiangkezhadan，shunjianzhadeliangrendoulengzhule。
jiangyidelianjia“teng”diyixiahongle，yanshenyoudianshanduo：“shei、sheixihuanta！”
linyangyehonglelian，gengzhebozishuo：“wocaibuxihuanzheige**！”
ketamendeshengyindouxiaolexuduo，meilegangcaideqishi。
zhouyiqikanzhetamenbieniudeyangzi，renbuzhuyaoyaotou：“xingle，biechaole，ganjinshoushiyixiaba，buranlaoshilaileyounimenshoude。”
jiangyihelinyangduishiyiyan，sheidoumeishuohua，quemoqidikaishishoushicanju——jiangyinaqituobatuodi，linyangzexiaoxinyiyidicashisaleyanliaodehuaju。
kanzhetamenbingjianshoushidebeiying，zhouyiqixiaolexiao，qiaoqiaotuichulehuashi。
zheiduihuanxiyuanjia，pashilitongpochuanghuzhibuyuanle。
xiawuzuihouyijieshizixike，jiaoshilihenanjing，zhiyoubijianhuaguozhizhangdeshengyin。
zhouyiqipazaizhuoshang，kanzhechuangwaijianjiananxialaidetiankong，youdianfankun。
mimihuhujian，ganjueyourenbashenmedongxifangzailetazhuoshang。
tazhengkaiyitiaofeng，kandaoyijiuzhengwangtazhuojiaofanglegexiaoxiaodehezi，shangmianyinzhecaomeituan。
“gangzaixiaomaibumaide，caomeiweide。”tadeshengyinyadehendi，pachaoxingta，“xinglezaichi。”
zhouyiqidexintiaoshunjianqingxingle，kanzhetazhuanshenhuizuoweidebeiying，xinlixiangbeiwenshuipaoguoside，ruanruande。
taqiaoqiaodakaihezi，limianshiyikekeyuanyuandecaomeitang，guozhetoumingdetangzhi，xiangxiaokedecaomeijing，sanfazhedandandetianxiang。
gentashangcisongtadecaomeitang，yimoyiyang。
tatoutouwanghoukan，yijiuzhengditouzuoti，celianzaidengguangxiaxiandegewairouhe。
zhouyiqinaqiyikecaomeitang，bokaitangzhifangjinzuili，tiantiandecaomeiweizaishejianmanyankailai，xiangjintiandejiangcha，yexiangtadexiaorong。
fangxueshi，xiaqilexiaoyu。
yijiuchengkaiheisedasan，wangzhouyiqishenbiankaolekao：“wosongnihuijia。”
“嗯。”
liangrenbingjianzouzaiyuli，sanyanaidehenjin，ouerpengdaoyiqi，fachuqingcuidexiangsheng。
yushuidazaisanmianshang，fachushashadeqingxiang，xiangshizaiweitamenbanzou。
kuaidaolukoushi，zhouyiqituranxiangqishenme，congshubaolinachuyigexiaoxiaodeboliguan，dijiyijiu。
limianzhuangzhetaqinshouzuodejiangtang，yikekefangfangzhengzhengde，guozhebaisedetangshuang。
“jini。”tadelianjiayoudianhong，“jintiandejiangchahenhaohe，zheige……suanshihuili。”
yijiujieguoboliguan，zhijianpengdaotade，youshiyizhenfatang。
guanzilidejiangtangsanfazhedandandejiangxianghetianwei，xiangtashenshangdeweidao。
“xiexie。”tadeshengyinyoudianya，kanzhetaliangjingjingdeyanjing，turanshuo，“wanshang……zaodianshui，bieaoyehuahuale。”
“ng！”zhouyiqiyonglidiantou，yanjingwanchengleyueya，“niyeshi，bieaoyezuotile。”
“hao。”yijiuxiaole，xiangyuhoutianqingdeyangguang，ganjingyouwennuan。
“neiwozoula，wanan。”
“晚安。”
kanzhezhouyiqibengbengtiaotiaopaoyuandebeiying，yijiuditoukanlekanshoulideboliguan，youmolemokoudailineizhangxiaomaozhitiao，zuijiaodexiaoyizenmeyezangbuzhu。
yuhaizaixia，ketajuede，xinlibirenheshihoudouyaoqinglang。
tawojinboliguan，qingshengshuolejumeibeitingdaodehua：
“晚安，周一七。”
xiwangnimengli，yeyoutiantiandejiangcha。
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