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大明湖明湖大
大明湖里有荷花
荷花上面有蛤蟆
yinzhe,qintianyongyigenliuzhichuoleyixiahehuashangpazhedehama,
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zheigeshihou,qintiancaijixuyindao:yichuoyibengda。
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taziranzhidaozheishoushihencha,dantayaodejiushizheigexiaoguo。
shicharensha,yinggaibuhuiyouneigefumubazijinverjiajizheiyangderenba?
tademudezongsuanshidadaole。
erjiuzaitayangqitoudechanei,zaizuozhongrenzhongyuzaiyerenbuzhu,hahajiuxiaoleqilai。
“hao……haha,haoyiju……haha,yichuoyibengda……”
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zhenggehuxintingyipianhongxiaozhisheng。
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shenhoudexiaoshengbushichuanlai,qinfeiyanqueshihenbunengchashangchibangjinkuailikai。
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“小姐,小姐……”
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kesheizhidaoliushihengchayijiao,bazheishijilanlequ。
liushichashou,taliaodingzheishibuhuihao。
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shuozhe,youxiangqileshenme,yushiwendao:“niqudatingneixierenzuoshi,keyoushenmeyouqude?”
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“e,zenmegeyouqufa?”
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suishuozheishoushihaoxiao,danyezhishishihaoxiaoeryi。
tangjialingyice,liushizhusuo。
zheiliyaobitangrongdedaduole,yeshehuaduole。
zhiliushishenbianfushideyahuan,jiuyouwuliuge。
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tajiunamenle,zijidenvertangxinbitangrongyebuchaa,
weishenmejiumeiyourenlaitiqin,yemeijianshenmerenkuajiangta?
liushihenbupingheng,buyoudexinshengyuanhen。
“furen,neiqintiandeqingkuangdoudatingqingchule。”
yajingdefangjianli,liangmingyahuanshanzheshanzi,lingwaiyimingyahuancongwaimianjicongcongzoulejinlai。
liushijianxiaohonghuilaile,wendao:“shuoshuoba。”
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xianzaikaozhetadajiedezizhu,mianqiangebusieryi,e,tajialihaiyougewusuidexiaomei,suanshigetuoyoupingba。”
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neitiantazaihuxintingkaoyanneixielaitiqinderen,duiqintiandeyinxiangshenke。
buguodangshiyezhishijuedeqintianzheigerencubi,haowucaiqingkeyan,suoyitabianpairenqudatingyixia。
xiangzheyaoshizheiqintianzhenbuzenmeyang,jiubatangrongjijiaguoqu。
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“hao,hao,jiutale,pairentongzhineigeqinfeiyan,rangtatiaogehaorizizhaomeirenlainacaiba。”
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