jingxuandeyipiandoushishenghuowenzhang《esizhongshenghou,wozhixiangtaolixixueguimama》,redufeichanggao,xiaoshuolidezhuyaorenwuyouzhaoyuwangaotian,wucuobanfeichangzhideqidai,zuozheyouniaofeiyu,wenzhangxiangqing:babadexuanzeshimingzhide,tazhidaomamabuguanxinwo,buhuitiwoshoushifangjian,yejiubuhuifaxianzheigexiangkuang,gengbuhuifaxianxiangkuang……
第三章
shangbeiziyeshizheiyang,mamachutoubangbiaogeqiangzoulewodeqingbeidaxueyaoqinghan。
dengbabahuilai,yiqieyichengdingju!
wocuoguolebaomingshijian,zaiyewuyuanqingbeidetiqianzhaosheng,neiguyihanrujinyijiupaihuaizaiwodexiongkou。
wokeyibeitaotai,danjuebushiyizheizhongfangshibeitaotai!
woshenxiyikouqi,lengjingkaikou:“ba,nihaiyoucunkuanma?woxuyaoyongdianqian。”
“yaoduoshao?yiqian?liangqian?baxianzaizhuanjiniyexing。”
“有多少要多少!”
babayouyule:“zhei......niyaozheimeduoqianzuoshenme?buhuishixuehuaileba?”
woyuqiduding:“ba,nixiangxinwo,woshiweilewomenhao!”
“......babaxiangxinni,zanjiaxiaoyuyounaozi,yihouyouchuxi!nichuangtoujuhouyougexiangkuang,limianyougecunzhe,mimashinideshengri,zheiqiannixianhuazheba,bugouzaigenbabashuo!”
“好,谢谢爸。”
gualedianhua,woxunsuhuidaolefangjian,souchuleneibencunzhe。
babadexuanzeshimingzhide,tazhidaomamabuguanxinwo,buhuitiwoshoushifangjian,yejiubuhuifaxianzheigexiangkuang,gengbuhuifaxianxiangkuanghoumianzangzhedecunzhe!
woxixidishuzhelimiandeshue,shiwuwanliuqianbabaiduo。
够用了!
donglingyingbaomingzhixuyaoliuqianduo,jiusuanjiashangshisu,yigongyejiubudaoliangwandehuaxiao,shengxiadeqianhaikeyizuodianbiedeguihua。
woyouquzhuwo,nalewobayixiezhengjianjiuzhunbeilikai。
danzaikaimendeyichanei,wohemamaduishangleyan。
woxinlijingleyitiao,zheinvrenzenmeyouhuilaile?!
kandaowo,mamahuranyangqileguiyideweixiao。
“xiaoyua,nizheishiyaoquna?”
womeitouweizhou,wushixianyinqin,feijianjidao!
“dangranshiquxuexiaojixushangkea!”
mamapeizhexiao:“xiaoyua,gangcaimamatingnibiaogewangaotianshuo,nishoudaoleqingbeidaxuededonglingyingyaoqinghan,duima?”
我心里警铃大作!
果然来了!
tadaodihaishidingshanglewodeyaoqinghan!
wokanxiangmamashenhou,meiyoukandaojiujiudezongying,haihao!zhishaomeibeineigerenduzaijiali!
jiujiuchangnianwusuoshishi,manshenhengrou,zhenlaiduzhemen,xianzaidewokemeibanfataosheng!
“是又如何?”
“aiya!zheimedadexishi,yebugenmamashuoyisheng?yaoqinghanzaina,rangmamakankan!tingshuozhiyaoyouzheidongxi,jiudengyunadaoleqingbeidemenpiao,youzheihuishima?”
wolengxiao:“yaoqinghanwojilaoshile。”
“shenme?!nijilaoshiganshenme!haibukuaidiannahuilai!wanyilaoshibatajibierenlezenmeban?!”
woyaoleyaotou:“qingbeidonglingyingdeyaoqinghandoushishimingzhide,shangmianyiqingerchudixielewozhaoyudedamingheshenfenzhengbianhao,qitarensheidouyongbule!”
“zheikebuhaoshuo!wanyilaoshiyouneibenshigaileni?!meinianzheizhongshidouchuguobushaode,nizheihaizijiushimeijiexin!xianzaikuaiqunahuilaijimamabangnibaoguan!kuaiya!”
zheiyinqindeyangzi,buzhidaodehaiyiweitayouduoguanxinwo。
woshenxiyikouqi,gancuitanpaile。
“zheiyaoqinghan,nidaodishizhunbeibangwobaoguan,haishizhunbeizhijiesongqujiwangaotian?”
tingdaozheihua,mamamianseyibian:“nizheihaizi!xiashuoshenmeni?!dangshiwobangnizhaokanzhe,zaishuole,zheimedadexishi,mamadangranyaozhanzhanxiqi!”
“neibuhaoyisi,woyijingbaomingle,suoyilaoshibayaoqinghanshouzoule。”
“shenme?!niyijingbaomingle!ninalaideqianbaoming?nizenmenengbaomingni?!kuaiququxiaoya!”
mamajidexiangreguoshangdemayi。
wolengxiao:“guoran,nijiushixiangbawodeyaoqinghanjiwangaotian!”
mamayeyishidaozijishuocuohuale,meidengtaxiangchuxiayigejiekou,wojiuzhijiezhuangkaitawangwaizouqu。
“aiyou,nizheihaizi!shixiangzhuangsimamama?!”
mamadaozaiyibianaihao,qituhuanqiwodeliangzhi。
kexideshi,wodeliangzhizaozaishangyishigenzhewoyiqiesijietou!
womeiguanta,xunsuquqianhuilexuexiao,zhaobanzhurenbaoleming。
banzhurenkandaowodaizheqianlai,yehenjingya:“nijialitongyile?!”
womeijieshi:“zheigedonglingyingwobixuqu!buguanwomashuoshenmewodoudequ!”
banzhurenyesonglekouqi:“haohaizi!wozhidaonimashigelinbuqingde,danniyidingyaojianchi,weilezijiweilaikaolv,mingbaima?”
我明白的。
yigejiulianjianjiaoniuroudouyaojinzhebiejiahaizidemuqin,woyouzenmenengzhiwangtanenggoupianxiangwoni?
“womingbai,xiexielaoshi,haiyouyijianshi,woxiangqinglianggeyuedejia。”
banzhurenjingle:“lianggeyue?!zheimejiu?niyaoquna?”
“quwaimianzhu,woyaohaohaozhunbeikaohe,xuexiaoliyoubuwendingyinsu,nidongde。”
“......wozuiduozhinengjinipiyigeyuedejia......buguoyigeyuehou,nikeyizailaixuyici。”
我了然:“好。”
qianjiaowojiaolebaomingfei,youjiqingbeineibiandaquledianhuaqueren。
houjiaowobiaogewangaotianjiuzhaodaolebanli。
“zhaoyu!nizheigechouxiaozi!nijingranganbalaozidemingejizhanle?!”
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