第二章
wozouchufangjian，xixidiwenzhekongqizhongchuanlaidejianjiaoniuroudeweidao。
niurou，zheikeshihaodongxi。
zhishizheiyangdehaodongxi，conglaibuhuichuxianzaiwodecanpenli，wukuaiqianyitiandehuoshifei，zhigouwozaishitangmaijigemantouduifu。
niurouzheidongxiqishibugui，wufeijiushitajuedewobupeibale！
wolenglengdikanzhezhuoshang，fanhelizhuangdeshimanmanyidahejianjiaoniurou，niuroubijianjiaoduoduole。
fanhelijijirangrangdezhuangbuxia，maochuyigejianjianlai，shengpakuidailechifanderen。
zheishiyaonaqujiwangaotianchideba？
不用想也知道。
wokanlekanchufang，mamahaizaimangliuzheshenme，tabingmeiyouzhuyidaowozheibiandedongxiang。
wolengxiaoyisheng，dakailezhuoshangzhuanghaoderetengtengdemifan，zhijiejiuzhejianjiaoniuroudakuaiduoyi。
shangbeizirenjiaiedejiyizaiciyongshanglexintou，zheiyici，woyidingyaofankangdaodi！
xianxiangdejianjiaoniurou，peishangdakoudemifan，wochideshixianmohu。
haochi，shizaishitaihaochile！
zheijiushisuoweidemuaideweidaoma？
kexi，zheimuaishijibierende！
zhidaowochidiaolewanlidabandeniurou，mamacaicongchufanglichulai。
“nizaichishenme？！sheizhunnichizheixiedongxile！”
mamajihushijianjiaozhepaoleshanglai，kanzhewanlishengxiadecangenglengzhi，tademianserouyankejiandehongle。
“tamadetuzaizi！sheizhunnichizheixiedongxile？！jianmingyitiaodegoudongxi！niyepeichiniurou？！”
mamanumayisheng，fanshouyibazhangchoulai。
ruguoshishangbeizidewo，kenenghuiyinweitaturuqilaidemanmalengzaiyuandi，jiejieshishidiaishangzheiyibazhang。
kexi，wozaoyibushiyuanlaidewole！
wolveweiceshen，jiuduokailezheiyibazhang。
mamapulegekong，lengzaileneili。
womantiaosilidiqiangguotashouzhongdefanhe，dangzhetademian，jiangzuihouyidianniuroudoubajinlezuili。
妈妈勃然大怒！
“xiaotuzaizi！nipingshenmechizheigeniurou？！xianzaihaiganduolaoniangdebazhangshibushi？fanlenile！”
我却不慌不忙。
“wobashihaiyuan，meigeyuejiniliuliangwankuaiqiandeshenghuofei，zheiqianzhesuanxialai，gouwoyitianchishijijinniurouleba？woweishenmebupei？wobupei，nandaonipeima？”
mamamianseyibai：“sheigennishuomeigeyueyouliangwanshenghuofeide？！meiyoudeshi！”
wolengxiaozhekanzhetajiaobian：“suibiannizenmeshuoba！fanzhengzheiniurouwochileyouzenmeyang？youbenshi，nijiuquzhaobabagaozhuang！”
“你胆肥了你！”
mamataishou，youxiangwangwodelianshangdalai。
这一次我不躲了！
woyibazhuazhuletashouwan，sisidianzhuleta。
mamazhengzhaleliangxia，quezhengtuobukai，tamiansejianjianfabai，kanlaitazongsuanshiyishidaole，woyijingkuaishiyigechengniannanxingdeshishile！
“niganduinimadongshoubucheng？！xinbuxinwoshuochuqu，rangnishenbaiminglie！”
woyaotoulengheng：“ninajialideqianqujiejijiujiuyijia，zhenshuochuqule，sheishenbaimingliehaibuyiding！”
“ni、nihushuo！genbenmeiyoudeshi！nishaozaizheilihushuobadao！”
kemamamingxianshixinxule，tashijingchoulechoushou：“nifangkai！nibabierendeniurouchiwanle，wohaidezhongxinhuaqianzuohaojirenjiasongqu！buranyaopeiqian！”
wolandeguanta，fanzhengjintianyijingchibaole，wohaiyoushiyaozuo，bunengjixugentajiuchan。
kanzhemamaluohuangertaodebeiying，wozhuantouquleketing。
anzhaobabadehangxianlaisuan，cishitayinggaizhengchuzaidongnanyademougegangkouxiehuo。
pingjiezhewochaoqiangdejiyi，wojingzhundibotonglebabasuozaidehaiyunzudedianhua，baoshanglebabademinghaozhihou，henkuaineibianjiuchuanlaileshuxideshengyin。
“wei？xiaoyua？zenmexiangqilaijibabadadianhuale？”
babamingxianyouxiegaoxing，wobumianjuedebizifasuan。
shangbeizizhidaosi，babayebuzhidaowozaoshoulezenyangdeduidai，tazhizhidaowoshituranshentijiukuale、bingsile。
dengbabacongcongconghaishangganhuideshihou，wodeshitizaoyibeimamaqianzihuohua，shenmezhengjudoumeile！
“xiaoyu，zenmele？shijialichuleshenmeshilema？nishuohuaya！biehebaba！”
babajiaojideshengyincongdianhuaneitouchuanlai。
woqiangrenzhegengyan，mianqiangshuodao：“mei、meishi，wojiushixiangnile。”
babasonglekouqi：“woshuoni！dadianhuaguolaiyijuhuadoubushuo，wohaiyiweijialichuleshashi......jialiyiqiedouhaihaoba？”
woshenxiyikouqi：“bushihenhao，danbuzheji，yiqiedengninhuilaizaishuo。”
dianhuaneitoushizhangjiudechenmo，liangjiu，babacaikaikou。
“shibushimamayouqunijiujiuneibianle？zheinvrenzhenshibuzhiqingzhong！haizia，nichifanlema？”
“chile......”
“duibuqiaxiaoyu，shibababuhao，babagongzuomangmeifazaijialijinichengyao，niyijingshigedahaizile，youshenmekunnanxianzijichuliyixia，babalianggeyuehoujiuhuilai！dengbaba！”
“好的爸。”