发错消息后，我撩到了大佬kanaduo-著

小说简介

《facuoxiaoxihou，woliaodaoledalao》zheibenxiaoshuokeyishuoshiwozaixiandaiyanqingwenlijuqingzuihaodele！lushiyanqiaoananshigaishudezhujiao，xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:zhengshilushijituandechuangshirenhe……weiyide，shenlongjianshoubujianweide，zhangkongzhe。yigedadande、huangmiude、queyoutamadeheqinghelidecaice，xiangyizhufengzhangdedu……

精彩章节

diyizhe：cuotoudeer，diaoshangdelongwangye（yi）woqiaoanan，huoleershilainian，zuoguozuichugedeshi，

dayuejiushibafangbianmianniesuiledanggancuimianchi。keneitianwanshang，

**lejiannengrangwozufendoumaoqingyan——yekenengshibeileipi——dedashi。neiwan，

wogangbeijiafangneigejiao“zhoubapi”detutounanren，yongtaneinengjiasicangyingdeyanpi，

din+1cifoujuelewodeshejigao。wochuanzhewoneijianyinzhedalaerduotuzideshanhurongshuiyi，

toufayonggezuichoudeshayujiahuluanyijiu，lianshanghaifuzheyipiankuaiganchengyingqiaodemianmo，xinlineiguzixiehuo，

biedewoganerzhan。balakaishupiandaizi，woduizheshoujipingmu，pilipalajiushiyidunmengqiao，

zhunbeixiangwoneiyuzhoudiyitieguimimi，kongsuzhoubapiqingzhunanshudezuixing，shunbiansagejiao，

piantamingtianjiwodailouxianeijiaxinkaidewanghongxiaodangao。

duanxinshizheimexiede：“【wuwuwuwuwuzhoubapiyoushuangruozhuirangwohuafeigao！

benxiannvdexianqidouyaobeitaxiganle！jintianbulaiyifencaomeiqianceng+shuangbeizhishinaigai+dabeiyangzhiganlu，

zheibanshizhendeyitiandoushangbuxiaqule！qiuqinqinbaobaojugaogaomanxuefuhuobuff！

(づ￣³￣)づ】”dawan，kandoumeikan，pingzhejiroujiyi，zailianxirenliebiaoliyitongluanhua，

gumozheshiguimimineichuanshuxidehaoma，muzhiyian，“sou”——fachuqule。yimiao，liangmiao，

sanmiao……woqiaoanan，haimeizizidihuanxiangzhemingtiandexiaodangaoni。shouji“dingdong”yisheng。woxinxiang，

guimimizheihuixiaoxihuidedaoshikuai。huakaiyikan，pingmushangneichuanmoshengdehaoma，xiangyipenbingshui，

congwotianlinggaizhijiaodaojiaohougen。beizhushi：【lujiaoshou-xxlingyuxueshuyantaohui】。dixia，

shitalaorenjiaganghuiguolaideyixingzi，yanjianyigai，quexiangyibacuiledudebingdao，

zhichuowoxinwozi：【caomeiqianceng，shuangbeizhishi，yangzhiganlu。shoudao。】wolianshangdemianmo，“pada”yisheng，

diaojinleshupiandaili，zhanleyicengyouhuhudeyanmozi。wo，qiaoanan，

yigekaochituhehuatumianqianghukoudeshechushejishi，ganggang，

bayitiaochongmanleyanwenziheyingyingyingde、zuyirangwoyuandishesisanbaihuihedemaimengbaoyuanduanxin，

cuofajilesannianqianzaiwoxiaomougegaodashangdexueshujiangzuoshang，

shoubujianweidetaidoujirenwu、chuanshuozhonggaolengjinyubushirenjianyanhuohuoxiangcongbingjuligangbaochulaide——lushiyan，

lujiaoshou？！wanle。woyanqianyihei，fangfoyijingkandaozijibeiwuhuadabang，youjieshizhong，

naomenshanghaitiezhe“buzhilianchi，gouyinjiaoshou”bagedazi。diqiuol，keyixiezaile。amen。

（er）neiyike，wonaoziliweiyideniantoujiushi：chehui！ganjintaniangdechehui！kewoneishuangbuzhengqideshou，

doudegengangcongbingkulonglilaochulaidepajinsenhuanzheside，hualalebantian，lengshimeizhaozhechehuijian。

dengwohaoburongyiwenzhuxinshen，zhunbeishizhanwoneidanshenershiniandeshousushi，

pingmushangwuqingditiaochuyixingxiaozi：xiaoxiyichaoguoliangfenzhong，wufachehui。liangfenzhong！jiuzheiliangfenzhong，

zuyijuedingyigerendeshengsirongru，yezuyirangwoqiaoanan，congyigepingpingwuqideshechu，

yiyuechengweixueshujietaidousaoraomingdanshangdetouhaozhongzixuanshou。wojuewangdibishangleyanjing，

fangfoyijingtingdaolemingyundechilun，fachu“gezhigezhi”de、lingrenyasuandechaoxiaosheng。zenmeban？zhuangsi？

haishi……fujingqingzui？wonaozilixiangkailegecaishichang，gezhongniantouqizuibashechaochengyituan。“dingdong。

”shoujiyouxiangle。wohedeyiduosuo，chadianbashoujirengchuqu。shilujiaoshou！tayouhuixiaoxile！

tashibushiyaobaojingzhuawozheigenvliumangle？haishizhunbeibawoguadaoxueshuluntanshang，rangwoyichouwannian？

wozhandouzheshou，xiangbenfuxingchangyiyang，diankaileneitiaoduanxin。pingmushang，zhiyoujianjiandandandeyixingzi，

heyige……ng？yigewenhao？【dangaoshenmekouwei？】wodingzheneixingzi，kanlezuzusanfenzhong，

bayanjingdoukuaikanchengledoujiyan。woshenzhihaishenchushouzhitou，zaineibingliangdepingmushang，

xiaoxinyiyidichuolechuoneigewenhao，fangfoxiangbatachuochuyigedonglai，kankanlimianjiujingzangzheshenmexuanji。

dangaoshenmekouwei？zhei……zheishishenmeyisi？nandaolujiaoshoutalaorenjia，bujinmeishengqi，

meijuedewoqingfu**，faner……haizhendasuanjiwomaidangao？woqiaoanandenaozi，xianranbugouyongle。

zheiweilujiaoshou，ta……tabuantaoluchupaia！woganjinbazheijingtiandongdidedashi，

yiwuyishidihuibaojilewodegoutoujunshijiantieganguimimi。guimimitingwan，chenmolezuzuyifenzhong，ranhou，

zaidianhuaneitoufachuyizhenjingtiandongdide、ganglingbandekuangxiao：“hahahahahaha！anan！nixingani！

nizheishi……cuobayushirengjinlelongwangmiao，jieguo……longwangyehaizhentaniangdekaikouwenniyaobuyaojiacana！

”“xiaopia！”woyukuwulei，“woxianzaishesidelianguhuidoukuaiyangle！nikuaibangwoxiangxiang，

zheilujiaoshouhululidaodimaideshenmeyaoa？tabuhuishi……xiangqianguizewoba？kewochulelianpihoudian，

yemeishazhidetaqiandea！”“qianguizeni？”guimimixiaodegengdashengle，“jiunineigangfayuhaodeshencai，

heneibilianpihaihoudeheiyanquan？anan，niduizijiyoudianbshuhaobuhao！yiwokan，zheilujiaoshou，

yaomeshinianjidale，laoyanhunhua，meikanqingnifadeshisha；yaome，jiushi……talaorenjia，

jiuhaonizheikou‘shadiaotutechan’！”“gundan！”wocuiletayikou，xinliquebuyoudehuofanqilai。shia，

zheilujiaoshou，tadaodishishenmeyisini？woyaozhezhijia，zaifangjianlizhuanlebabaigequan，zuihou，xinyiheng，

yanyibi，benzhe“zaosizaochaosheng”degemingleguanzhuyijingshen，huileyitiaoduanxin：【baoqianbaoqian！lujiaoshou！

zhendeshifacuole！daraoninqingxiule！zuiguozuiguo！xiaodezheijiuyuanrundigunzou，

baozhengyihouzaiyebuzaininlaorenjiamianqianaiyanle！ketou！ketou！zaiketou！pengpengpeng！】houmian，

haifuzenglengezishigeyi、biaoqingchanmeideketoudaoqianbiaoqingbao，meiyigedouchongmanlebeiweideqiushengyu。fawan，

wozhangzhangdishuleyikouqi，ganjuexiangshigangcongguimenguanlijianhuileyitiaoxiaoming。kemeiguoyihuier，

shoujiyou“dingdong”yisheng。haishilujiaoshou。【wufang。xinqingbuhao？】wokanzheneijianjiandandandewugezi，

hehoumianneigeyijiudaizheyisi……wanweidewenhao，chedishayanle。zheiweilujiaoshou，

ta……tatata……tajingranhaidasuangenwozheigesaoraofan，jixuliaoxiaqu？！zheishijie，taitamaxuanhuanle。

（san）wohelujiaoshoudeliaotian，jiuxiangxiangxialaotaitainadexiedi，yizhenyixian，manyouyou，

queye……tingbuxialaile。qichu，wohaishizhanzhanjingjing，rulvbobing，shengpanajuhuashuocuole，

jiuchulezheiweixueshujietaishanbeidoudenilin，rangtalaorenjialongyandanu，

bawozheigebuzhitiangaodihoudexiaoyatoupianzi，darushibacengdiyu，yongshibudefanshen。keliaozheliaozhe，

wofaxian，zheiweilujiaoshou，haoxiang……bingbuxiangwoxiangxiangzhongneimekepa。tahuabuduo，daduoshushihou，

doushiwozaijijizhazha，xiangzhigangchuwodemaque，meiwanmeileditucaowoneibilvhaijuedejiafang，

baoyuanwoneibizhushihainanyixiayandewaimai，gankaiwoneibihuanglianhaikudeshechurensheng。tani，

jiuouerhuijigezi，huozheyigebiaoqingbao。dui，nimeikancuo，shibiaoqingbao！erqie，

haishineizhong……laonianrenzhuanyong，honghonglvlv，shanshanfaguang，

shangmianhaixiezhe“zhuninjiankangzhangshou”、“youyitianzhangdijiu”zhileide，tudediaozhadebiaoqingbao。

meicikandaotafazheizhongbiaoqingbao，wodoudewuzhezui，zaichuangshangxiaodelvdagun。woshenzhihuaiyi，zheiweilujiaoshou，

shibushitoutoubaomingcanjialeshenme“laonianrenshangwangsuchengban”，buran，taneiqingqidenaohuilu，

heneiyushidaiyanzhongtuojiedeshenmei，shizaishi……wufajieshi。kejiushizheimegeguguaide“laonianren”，

quechenglewoneiduananwutianrideshechushengyazhong，weiyideyimoliangse。taxianggenaixindezhangbei，

tingwotaotaoneixiejimaosuanpideposhier，congbuxianwofan，yecongbuzhizewo。ouer，

tahaihuilengbudingdimaochuyiliangju，kansibujingyi，quezongnengyizhenjianxuedizhichuwodewenti，

huozhejiwoyixie……yixiangbudaodeqifa。biru，youyici，woweileyigeshejifangan，aolesangetongxiao，

jieguohaishibeizhoubapineigetutounanren，yongtaneinengjiasicangyingdeyanpi，qingpiaopiaodijifoule。

woqidechadiandangchangbiaoyanyigeyuandibaozha，baozheshoujijiugenlujiaoshoukusulebangezhongtou。lujiaoshoutingwan，

jiuhuilewosigezi：【fangxiangcuole。】wodangshihaibufuqi，xinxiangniyigegaorengongzhinengde，

donggepidesheji。kedengwolengjingxialai，zixizhuomoleyixiatadehua，

zaihuitoukankanwoneigebeibiledefangan……cao！haizhenshifangxiangcuole！wozhiguzhezhuiqiushijueshangdexuanku，

quehulvelekehuzuihexindexuqiu。congneiyihou，woduizheiweilujiaoshou，

jiuduolejifen……shuobuqingdaobumingdejingpei。wokaishibatadangchengyige……ng，

yigekeyisuibianqingdaoqingxulajideshudong。yudaokaixindeshi，wohuidiyishijiangentafenxiang，biru，

jintianlouxianaichadianmaiyisongyila，lushangjiandaowumaoqianla，

gebigongweineigetaoyande**beilaobanmala……yudaobukaixindeshi，woyehuidiyishijianxiangtakusu，

biru，jintianchumencaidaogoushila，zuogongjiaochebeirenkaiyoula，

hualebangeyuedegaoziyoubeizhoubapineigetianshadejibila……tani，yijiushineiyang，huabuduo，

danzongnengzaiwozuixuyaodeshihou，jiwoyixie……qiadaohaochudeanweiheguli。youshihou，

woshenzhihuichanshengyizhongcuojue，juedezheiweilujiaoshou，jiuxiangwoneizaoyiguoshide、zuitengwodeyeye。

tazongshineimecixiang，neimeyounaixin，neime……dongwo。keguimimiqueyipenlengshuipoxialai，shuo：“anan，

nixingxingba！haiyeyeni！jiunineidianxiaojiujiu，renjialujiaoshouhuolebanbeizi，shenmeyaomoguiguaimeijianguo？

taneishi……jiangtaigongdiaoyu，yuanzheshanggouni！”“diaowozheitiaoyouqiongyouchoudexianyu？”wobuxiedipiepiezui，

“tatushaya？tuwonengchihaishituwonengshui？”“tuni……shadekeaibei！”guimimixiaodehuazhiluanzhan，

“meizhunrenjialujiaoshou，jiuhaonizheikou‘yuanshengtaiwutianjiachuntianranshabaitian’ni！”wolandegentabaiche。

fanzheng，helujiaoshouliaotian，tingkaixinde。zheijiugoule。zhiyutajiujingtusha……guantani！

fanzhengwoqiaoananlanmingyitiao，chulezheishenchoupinang，yemeishazhidetatude。

（si）rizijiuzheimebuxianbudandiguozhe。wohelujiaoshoudeliaotian，yecongzuichude“shesixianchang”，

zhujianbianchengleyizhong……xinzhaobuxuandemoqi。womencongbuwenduifangdesishi，yecongbushejirenhemingandehuati。

womenjiuneimetiannanhaibeidixialiao，liaogongzuo，liaoshenghuo，liaolubianneizhizhuizhezijiweibadazhuandeshagou，

liaodianshilineigekudebisileqindienianghaishangxindenvzhujiao。youshihou，wojuede，wohelujiaoshou，

jiuxianglianggehuozaibutongweimiandeguhunyegui，ouranjian，yinweiyigencuoqiandehongxian，deyizaiwangluodexukongzhong，

duanzandixiangyu，huxiangqunuan。zheizhongganjue，tingqimiaode，yeting……rangrenshangyinde。zhidaoyouyitian，

wowuyizhongzaiwangshangshuadaoyipianguanyuwonei“zhikeyuanguanbukexiewan”dedingliuouxiang——lushiyandeshenduzhuanfang。

neipianwenzhang，xiedeshiyangyangsasa，bianpiruli，bawoouxiangcongchushengdaoxianzaideguanghuishiji，

doubalegedichaotian。wokandeshijinjinyouwei，rexuefeiteng，henbudedangchangjiwoouxiangligezhangshengpaiwei，

zaowansanzhuxiangdigongzhe。kekanzhekanzhe，wojiujuede……youdianbuduijingle。wenzhanglitidao，woouxianglushiyan，

youyigejiqixiaozhongdesirenxiguan——tahekafei，conglaibujiatang，danbixupeiyikuai……zuitiandemakalong。

erqie，tazuixihuanguazaizuibiandeyijukoutoushanshi：“shiqing，haimeidaozuizaodeshihou。”zheilianggexijie，

xiangliangbaxiaochuizi，zaiwonaozili“dongdong”qiaoleliangxia。wozenmejuede……zheimeershuni？

woganjinfanchuwohelujiaoshoudeliaotianjilu，yiyeyiyediwangqianbala。guoran！youyici，

wogentabaoyuangongzuotaiku，yalitaida，xiangcizhibuganle。lujiaoshoujiuhuilewoyiju：【shiqing，

haimeidaozuizaodeshihou。】haiyouyici，wogentafenxiangwoxinmaidekafeidou，wentaxihuanshenmekouwei。

lujiaoshouhuiwo：【heikafei。peimakalong。】wodexin，xiangbeishenmedongxihenhenzhuangleyixia，

chadiancongsangziyanlibengchulai。buhuiba……nandao……wozhandouzheshou，

diankaileneigebeizhuwei【lujiaoshou-xxlingyuxueshuyantaohui】delianxirentouxiang。

neishiyigekongbaide、meiyourenhexinxidetouxiang。woyoudiankailetadeshoujihaoma。neichuanshuzi，

wocengjingyinweihaoqi，zaiwangshangsouguo。dangshi，sousuojieguoxianshi，zheigehaoma，

lishuyulushijituanqixiayige……zhuanmenfuzechuligaoduankehuyinsishiwudemimibumen。erlushiyan，

zhengshilushijituandechuangshirenhe……weiyide，shenlongjianshoubujianweide，zhangkongzhe。

yigedadande、huangmiude、queyoutamadeheqinghelidecaice，xiangyizhufengzhangdeduteng，

zaiwonaohaizhongxunsumanyankailai。woneigeliaolejigeyue，

beiwodangcheng“zhixinyeye”he“qingxulajitong”de“lujiaoshou”，

gaibuhui……jiushiwoneigegaogaozaishang、yaobukeji、shenxianyibancunzaide……dingliuouxiang，lushiyanba？！

zheigeniantouyimaochulai，wozhenggerendouxiangshibeileipileyiyang，waijiaolinen，hunfeiposan。

wo……wowowo……wojingran……yongyitiaoqiutouweixiaodangaode“shesi”duanxin，saoraole……lushiyan？！

wohai……wohaibatadangchenglaonianren，jitafaleneimeduo……tudediaozhadebiaoqingbao？！

wohai……wohaigentabaoyuanzhoubapi，tucaojiafang，fenxiangwoneixiejimaosuanpideposhier？！

wo……wojianzhijiushige……buzhisihuode**！yigeziyiweishideerbaiwu！yigezuigaiwansidenaocanfen！

woyanqianyihei，chadiandangchanghunsiguoqu。（wu）neigejingtiandongdidecaice，xiangyigenyuci，

henhenkazaiwohoulongli，bushangbuxia，chadianbawohuohuobiesi。jiexialaidejitian，

wozhenggerendouxiangshibeichoudiaolejinguderuanjiaoxia，ganshenmedoutibuqijinger。wobuganzaijilujiaoshou……ebu，

shilushiyan……faxiaoxile。woshenzhilianshoujidoubuganduokanyiyan，shengpatalaorenjiaturanxinxuelaichao，

jiwofatiaoduanxin，wenwojintiandexiaodangaoshishenmekouwei。wokaishifengkuangdinaobugezhong“shesi”dehuamian。

lushiyanneizhangzaicaijingzazhishanglengruobingshuang、jurenyuqianlizhiwaidejunlian，

hewoneixiechongmanleyanwenziheyingyingyingdeliaotianjilu，xingchengleqiangliede、lingrenburenzhishideduibi。

tahuibuhuijuedewoshige……qingfu**、buzhilianchidenvliumang？

tahuibuhuijuedewoshige……chuxinjilv、xiangyaopanlongfufengdebaijinnv？tahuibuhui……yijingbawolaheile？

huozhe，gengzaode，tahuibuhuidongyongtaneitongtiandeshouduan，rangwoqiaoanan，zaizheigexingyeli，chedihunbuxiaqu？

yuexiang，woxinliyueshifamao，yueshihoupa。guimimitingwanwode“jingtiandafaxian”，yeshibantianmeishuochuhualai。

zuihou，taxiaoxinyiyidiwenwo：“anan，ni……niquedingma？buhuishi……nixiangduoleba？”“woxiangduo？

”wokuxiaoyisheng，jiangneixie“qiaohe”dezhengju，yitiaotiaobaizaitamianqian，“nizijikan，zhei……zheitamade，

chulelushiyanneigehuoyanwang，hainengyoushei？！”guimimikanzheneixieliaotianjiluhezhuanfangjietu，lianshangdebiaoqing，

yecongzuichudenanyizhixin，zhujianbianchengle……yizhonghunhezhetongqinghexingzailehuodeguguaishense。“anan，

”tapailepaiwodejianbang，yuqichentongdexiangshizaicanjiawodezhuidaohui，“jieaishunbian。

xiabeizi……tougehaotai，biezaizheimeshoucanle。”“gundan！”womeihaoqidibailetayiyan，

“xianzaishishuofenglianghuadeshihouma？nikuaibangwoxiangxiang，wogaizenmebana？

woshibushiyinggai……zhudonggentatanbai，fujingqingzui？haishi……gancuizhuangsidaodi，

qidaotalaorenjiaguirenduowangshi，zaodianbawozheigexiaoxiamijiwangle？”guimimimozhexiaba，chenyinlebanshang，

ranhou，yilianyansudiduiwoshuo：“anan，yiwokan，zheishier……kedakexiao。”“shuorenhua！

”“wangxiaoleshuo，”guimimishenchuyigenshouzhitou，“nijiushigebuxiaoxinfacuoduanxindedaomeidan，

renjialudalaoriliwanji，shuobudingzaobaniwangdaozhuawaguoqule。nixianzaitiaochuqu，fanertixingleta，

zheibushizitouluowangma？”“wangdaleshuoni，”tayoushenchudiergenshouzhitou，“wanyi……woshishuowanyia，

renjialudalao，jiuhaonizheikou‘shadiaotutechan’ni？nixianzaiyaoshisongle，paole，

qibushi……gufulerenjiayipian‘xicai’zhixin？”“xinigedatougui！”wobeitaqidekuxiaobude，

“taneishixicaima？taneishi……xiangkanhouxi！”“neinijiuyanjitakanbei！”guimimiyipaidatui，

xingfendishuodao，“anan，nixiangxiang，zheikeshilushiyana！huode！nengchuanqide！hainenggenniliaotiandelushiyan！

duoshaonvrenzuomengdouxianggentacheshangdianguanxi，nidaohao，yitiaoduanxinjiuzhijiekongjiangdaotasirenshoujishangle！

zheishishenme？zheishitiancideyuanfena！nikeqianwanbunengsong！”“wo……”wobeitashuodeyouxiedongxin，

danyixiangdaolushiyanneizhanglengruobingshuangdelian，hezijineixie“shesi”deliaotianjilu，jiuyousonglehuiqu，

“ke……kewopaa！wanyita……”“meiyouwanyi！”guimimizhandingjietiedidaduanwo，“anan，

tingwode，jixugentaliao！jiudangshenmedoubuzhidao！baochinineifenduyiwuerde‘shadiao’bense！shuobuding，

liaozheliaozhe，jiubazheiweidalao，congshentanshangliaoxialai，liaochenglenide……qunxiazhichenni？

”wokanzheguimimineishuangshanshuozhebaguazhiguangdeyanjing，zhijuede……zheigeshijie，zhenshitaitamafengkuangle。

erwo，qiaoanan，yigepingpingwuqideshechushejishi，jingranyaozaiguimidesongyongxia，

qu“gonglve”yige……zhicunzaiyuchuanshuozhongde，shenxianyibanderenwu。zhei……zheijianzhijiushixianshibande，

《qiannvyouhun》a！zhibuguo，woshineigebuzhisihuodeningcaichen，erlushiyan，

zeshineige……gaolengjinyude，qiannianshuyao？peipeipei！woxiangshenmeni！

（liu）zaiguimimineitao“fuguixianzhongqiu，naxiadalaozhugaolou”dewailixieshuodeguhuoxia，wo，qiaoanan，

yigesongleershiduoniandezishenshekonghuanzhe，jingranzhende……guqileneimeyisisiweibuzudaodeyongqi，

juedingjixuhelujiaoshou……ebu，shilushiyan，zheiweihuozaiyunduanshangdedalao，baochizheizhong……buganbuga，

buqingbuchu，suishidoukenengshesidangchangdewangliaoguanxi。dangran，biaomianshang，woyijiuzhuangzuoshenmedoubuzhidao，

yijiubatadangchengneigeyoudianguban、youdianluowu，danxindishanliang、leyuzhurende“lujiaoshou”。

woyijiuhuigentafenxiangwoneixiejimaosuanpiderichang，tucaowoneibilvhaijuedejiafang，