发错消息后,我撩到了大佬精选章节

diyizhe:cuotoudeer,diaoshangdelongwangye(yi)woqiaoanan,huoleershilainian,zuoguozuichugedeshi,

dayuejiushibafangbianmianniesuiledanggancuimianchi。keneitianwanshang,

**lejiannengrangwozufendoumaoqingyan——yekenengshibeileipi——dedashi。neiwan,

wogangbeijiafangneigejiao“zhoubapi”detutounanren,yongtaneinengjiasicangyingdeyanpi,

din+1cifoujuelewodeshejigao。wochuanzhewoneijianyinzhedalaerduotuzideshanhurongshuiyi,

toufayonggezuichoudeshayujiahuluanyijiu,lianshanghaifuzheyipiankuaiganchengyingqiaodemianmo,xinlineiguzixiehuo,

biedewoganerzhan。balakaishupiandaizi,woduizheshoujipingmu,pilipalajiushiyidunmengqiao,

zhunbeixiangwoneiyuzhoudiyitieguimimi,kongsuzhoubapiqingzhunanshudezuixing,shunbiansagejiao,

piantamingtianjiwodailouxianeijiaxinkaidewanghongxiaodangao。

duanxinshizheimexiede:“【wuwuwuwuwuzhoubapiyoushuangruozhuirangwohuafeigao!

benxiannvdexianqidouyaobeitaxiganle!jintianbulaiyifencaomeiqianceng+shuangbeizhishinaigai+dabeiyangzhiganlu,

zheibanshizhendeyitiandoushangbuxiaqule!qiuqinqinbaobaojugaogaomanxuefuhuobuff!

(づ ̄³ ̄)づ】”dawan,kandoumeikan,pingzhejiroujiyi,zailianxirenliebiaoliyitongluanhua,

gumozheshiguimimineichuanshuxidehaoma,muzhiyian,“sou”——fachuqule。yimiao,liangmiao,

sanmiao……woqiaoanan,haimeizizidihuanxiangzhemingtiandexiaodangaoni。shouji“dingdong”yisheng。woxinxiang,

guimimizheihuixiaoxihuidedaoshikuai。huakaiyikan,pingmushangneichuanmoshengdehaoma,xiangyipenbingshui,

congwotianlinggaizhijiaodaojiaohougen。beizhushi:【lujiaoshou-xxlingyuxueshuyantaohui】。dixia,

shitalaorenjiaganghuiguolaideyixingzi,yanjianyigai,quexiangyibacuiledudebingdao,

zhichuowoxinwozi:【caomeiqianceng,shuangbeizhishi,yangzhiganlu。shoudao。】wolianshangdemianmo,“pada”yisheng,

diaojinleshupiandaili,zhanleyicengyouhuhudeyanmozi。wo,qiaoanan,

yigekaochituhehuatumianqianghukoudeshechushejishi,ganggang,

bayitiaochongmanleyanwenziheyingyingyingde、zuyirangwoyuandishesisanbaihuihedemaimengbaoyuanduanxin,

cuofajilesannianqianzaiwoxiaomougegaodashangdexueshujiangzuoshang,

shoubujianweidetaidoujirenwu、chuanshuozhonggaolengjinyubushirenjianyanhuohuoxiangcongbingjuligangbaochulaide——lushiyan,

lujiaoshou?!wanle。woyanqianyihei,fangfoyijingkandaozijibeiwuhuadabang,youjieshizhong,

naomenshanghaitiezhe“buzhilianchi,gouyinjiaoshou”bagedazi。diqiuol,keyixiezaile。amen。

(er)neiyike,wonaoziliweiyideniantoujiushi:chehui!ganjintaniangdechehui!kewoneishuangbuzhengqideshou,

doudegengangcongbingkulonglilaochulaidepajinsenhuanzheside,hualalebantian,lengshimeizhaozhechehuijian。

dengwohaoburongyiwenzhuxinshen,zhunbeishizhanwoneidanshenershiniandeshousushi,

pingmushangwuqingditiaochuyixingxiaozi:xiaoxiyichaoguoliangfenzhong,wufachehui。liangfenzhong!jiuzheiliangfenzhong,

zuyijuedingyigerendeshengsirongru,yezuyirangwoqiaoanan,congyigepingpingwuqideshechu,

yiyuechengweixueshujietaidousaoraomingdanshangdetouhaozhongzixuanshou。wojuewangdibishangleyanjing,

fangfoyijingtingdaolemingyundechilun,fachu“gezhigezhi”de、lingrenyasuandechaoxiaosheng。zenmeban?zhuangsi?

haishi……fujingqingzui?wonaozilixiangkailegecaishichang,gezhongniantouqizuibashechaochengyituan。“dingdong。

”shoujiyouxiangle。wohedeyiduosuo,chadianbashoujirengchuqu。shilujiaoshou!tayouhuixiaoxile!

tashibushiyaobaojingzhuawozheigenvliumangle?haishizhunbeibawoguadaoxueshuluntanshang,rangwoyichouwannian?

wozhandouzheshou,xiangbenfuxingchangyiyang,diankaileneitiaoduanxin。pingmushang,zhiyoujianjiandandandeyixingzi,

heyige……ng?yigewenhao?【dangaoshenmekouwei?】wodingzheneixingzi,kanlezuzusanfenzhong,

bayanjingdoukuaikanchengledoujiyan。woshenzhihaishenchushouzhitou,zaineibingliangdepingmushang,

xiaoxinyiyidichuolechuoneigewenhao,fangfoxiangbatachuochuyigedonglai,kankanlimianjiujingzangzheshenmexuanji。

dangaoshenmekouwei?zhei……zheishishenmeyisi?nandaolujiaoshoutalaorenjia,bujinmeishengqi,

meijuedewoqingfu**,faner……haizhendasuanjiwomaidangao?woqiaoanandenaozi,xianranbugouyongle。

zheiweilujiaoshou,ta……tabuantaoluchupaia!woganjinbazheijingtiandongdidedashi,

yiwuyishidihuibaojilewodegoutoujunshijiantieganguimimi。guimimitingwan,chenmolezuzuyifenzhong,ranhou,

zaidianhuaneitoufachuyizhenjingtiandongdide、ganglingbandekuangxiao:“hahahahahaha!anan!nixingani!

nizheishi……cuobayushirengjinlelongwangmiao,jieguo……longwangyehaizhentaniangdekaikouwenniyaobuyaojiacana!

”“xiaopia!”woyukuwulei,“woxianzaishesidelianguhuidoukuaiyangle!nikuaibangwoxiangxiang,

zheilujiaoshouhululidaodimaideshenmeyaoa?tabuhuishi……xiangqianguizewoba?kewochulelianpihoudian,

yemeishazhidetaqiandea!”“qianguizeni?”guimimixiaodegengdashengle,“jiunineigangfayuhaodeshencai,

heneibilianpihaihoudeheiyanquan?anan,niduizijiyoudianbshuhaobuhao!yiwokan,zheilujiaoshou,

yaomeshinianjidale,laoyanhunhua,meikanqingnifadeshisha;yaome,jiushi……talaorenjia,

jiuhaonizheikou‘shadiaotutechan’!”“gundan!”wocuiletayikou,xinliquebuyoudehuofanqilai。shia,

zheilujiaoshou,tadaodishishenmeyisini?woyaozhezhijia,zaifangjianlizhuanlebabaigequan,zuihou,xinyiheng,

yanyibi,benzhe“zaosizaochaosheng”degemingleguanzhuyijingshen,huileyitiaoduanxin:【baoqianbaoqian!lujiaoshou!

zhendeshifacuole!daraoninqingxiule!zuiguozuiguo!xiaodezheijiuyuanrundigunzou,

baozhengyihouzaiyebuzaininlaorenjiamianqianaiyanle!ketou!ketou!zaiketou!pengpengpeng!】houmian,

haifuzenglengezishigeyi、biaoqingchanmeideketoudaoqianbiaoqingbao,meiyigedouchongmanlebeiweideqiushengyu。fawan,

wozhangzhangdishuleyikouqi,ganjuexiangshigangcongguimenguanlijianhuileyitiaoxiaoming。kemeiguoyihuier,

shoujiyou“dingdong”yisheng。haishilujiaoshou。【wufang。xinqingbuhao?】wokanzheneijianjiandandandewugezi,

hehoumianneigeyijiudaizheyisi……wanweidewenhao,chedishayanle。zheiweilujiaoshou,

ta……tatata……tajingranhaidasuangenwozheigesaoraofan,jixuliaoxiaqu?!zheishijie,taitamaxuanhuanle。

(san)wohelujiaoshoudeliaotian,jiuxiangxiangxialaotaitainadexiedi,yizhenyixian,manyouyou,

queye……tingbuxialaile。qichu,wohaishizhanzhanjingjing,rulvbobing,shengpanajuhuashuocuole,

jiuchulezheiweixueshujietaishanbeidoudenilin,rangtalaorenjialongyandanu,

bawozheigebuzhitiangaodihoudexiaoyatoupianzi,darushibacengdiyu,yongshibudefanshen。keliaozheliaozhe,

wofaxian,zheiweilujiaoshou,haoxiang……bingbuxiangwoxiangxiangzhongneimekepa。tahuabuduo,daduoshushihou,

doushiwozaijijizhazha,xiangzhigangchuwodemaque,meiwanmeileditucaowoneibilvhaijuedejiafang,

baoyuanwoneibizhushihainanyixiayandewaimai,gankaiwoneibihuanglianhaikudeshechurensheng。tani,

jiuouerhuijigezi,huozheyigebiaoqingbao。dui,nimeikancuo,shibiaoqingbao!erqie,

haishineizhong……laonianrenzhuanyong,honghonglvlv,shanshanfaguang,

shangmianhaixiezhe“zhuninjiankangzhangshou”、“youyitianzhangdijiu”zhileide,tudediaozhadebiaoqingbao。

meicikandaotafazheizhongbiaoqingbao,wodoudewuzhezui,zaichuangshangxiaodelvdagun。woshenzhihuaiyi,zheiweilujiaoshou,

shibushitoutoubaomingcanjialeshenme“laonianrenshangwangsuchengban”,buran,taneiqingqidenaohuilu,

heneiyushidaiyanzhongtuojiedeshenmei,shizaishi……wufajieshi。kejiushizheimegeguguaide“laonianren”,

quechenglewoneiduananwutianrideshechushengyazhong,weiyideyimoliangse。taxianggenaixindezhangbei,

tingwotaotaoneixiejimaosuanpideposhier,congbuxianwofan,yecongbuzhizewo。ouer,

tahaihuilengbudingdimaochuyiliangju,kansibujingyi,quezongnengyizhenjianxuedizhichuwodewenti,

huozhejiwoyixie……yixiangbudaodeqifa。biru,youyici,woweileyigeshejifangan,aolesangetongxiao,

jieguohaishibeizhoubapineigetutounanren,yongtaneinengjiasicangyingdeyanpi,qingpiaopiaodijifoule。

woqidechadiandangchangbiaoyanyigeyuandibaozha,baozheshoujijiugenlujiaoshoukusulebangezhongtou。lujiaoshoutingwan,

jiuhuilewosigezi:【fangxiangcuole。】wodangshihaibufuqi,xinxiangniyigegaorengongzhinengde,

donggepidesheji。kedengwolengjingxialai,zixizhuomoleyixiatadehua,

zaihuitoukankanwoneigebeibiledefangan……cao!haizhenshifangxiangcuole!wozhiguzhezhuiqiushijueshangdexuanku,

quehulvelekehuzuihexindexuqiu。congneiyihou,woduizheiweilujiaoshou,

jiuduolejifen……shuobuqingdaobumingdejingpei。wokaishibatadangchengyige……ng,

yigekeyisuibianqingdaoqingxulajideshudong。yudaokaixindeshi,wohuidiyishijiangentafenxiang,biru,

jintianlouxianaichadianmaiyisongyila,lushangjiandaowumaoqianla,

gebigongweineigetaoyande**beilaobanmala……yudaobukaixindeshi,woyehuidiyishijianxiangtakusu,

biru,jintianchumencaidaogoushila,zuogongjiaochebeirenkaiyoula,

hualebangeyuedegaoziyoubeizhoubapineigetianshadejibila……tani,yijiushineiyang,huabuduo,

danzongnengzaiwozuixuyaodeshihou,jiwoyixie……qiadaohaochudeanweiheguli。youshihou,

woshenzhihuichanshengyizhongcuojue,juedezheiweilujiaoshou,jiuxiangwoneizaoyiguoshide、zuitengwodeyeye。

tazongshineimecixiang,neimeyounaixin,neime……dongwo。keguimimiqueyipenlengshuipoxialai,shuo:“anan,

nixingxingba!haiyeyeni!jiunineidianxiaojiujiu,renjialujiaoshouhuolebanbeizi,shenmeyaomoguiguaimeijianguo?

taneishi……jiangtaigongdiaoyu,yuanzheshanggouni!”“diaowozheitiaoyouqiongyouchoudexianyu?”wobuxiedipiepiezui,

“tatushaya?tuwonengchihaishituwonengshui?”“tuni……shadekeaibei!”guimimixiaodehuazhiluanzhan,

“meizhunrenjialujiaoshou,jiuhaonizheikou‘yuanshengtaiwutianjiachuntianranshabaitian’ni!”wolandegentabaiche。

fanzheng,helujiaoshouliaotian,tingkaixinde。zheijiugoule。zhiyutajiujingtusha……guantani!

fanzhengwoqiaoananlanmingyitiao,chulezheishenchoupinang,yemeishazhidetatude。

(si)rizijiuzheimebuxianbudandiguozhe。wohelujiaoshoudeliaotian,yecongzuichude“shesixianchang”,

zhujianbianchengleyizhong……xinzhaobuxuandemoqi。womencongbuwenduifangdesishi,yecongbushejirenhemingandehuati。

womenjiuneimetiannanhaibeidixialiao,liaogongzuo,liaoshenghuo,liaolubianneizhizhuizhezijiweibadazhuandeshagou,

liaodianshilineigekudebisileqindienianghaishangxindenvzhujiao。youshihou,wojuede,wohelujiaoshou,

jiuxianglianggehuozaibutongweimiandeguhunyegui,ouranjian,yinweiyigencuoqiandehongxian,deyizaiwangluodexukongzhong,

duanzandixiangyu,huxiangqunuan。zheizhongganjue,tingqimiaode,yeting……rangrenshangyinde。zhidaoyouyitian,

wowuyizhongzaiwangshangshuadaoyipianguanyuwonei“zhikeyuanguanbukexiewan”dedingliuouxiang——lushiyandeshenduzhuanfang。

neipianwenzhang,xiedeshiyangyangsasa,bianpiruli,bawoouxiangcongchushengdaoxianzaideguanghuishiji,

doubalegedichaotian。wokandeshijinjinyouwei,rexuefeiteng,henbudedangchangjiwoouxiangligezhangshengpaiwei,

zaowansanzhuxiangdigongzhe。kekanzhekanzhe,wojiujuede……youdianbuduijingle。wenzhanglitidao,woouxianglushiyan,

youyigejiqixiaozhongdesirenxiguan——tahekafei,conglaibujiatang,danbixupeiyikuai……zuitiandemakalong。

erqie,tazuixihuanguazaizuibiandeyijukoutoushanshi:“shiqing,haimeidaozuizaodeshihou。”zheilianggexijie,

xiangliangbaxiaochuizi,zaiwonaozili“dongdong”qiaoleliangxia。wozenmejuede……zheimeershuni?

woganjinfanchuwohelujiaoshoudeliaotianjilu,yiyeyiyediwangqianbala。guoran!youyici,

wogentabaoyuangongzuotaiku,yalitaida,xiangcizhibuganle。lujiaoshoujiuhuilewoyiju:【shiqing,

haimeidaozuizaodeshihou。】haiyouyici,wogentafenxiangwoxinmaidekafeidou,wentaxihuanshenmekouwei。

lujiaoshouhuiwo:【heikafei。peimakalong。】wodexin,xiangbeishenmedongxihenhenzhuangleyixia,

chadiancongsangziyanlibengchulai。buhuiba……nandao……wozhandouzheshou,

diankaileneigebeizhuwei【lujiaoshou-xxlingyuxueshuyantaohui】delianxirentouxiang。

neishiyigekongbaide、meiyourenhexinxidetouxiang。woyoudiankailetadeshoujihaoma。neichuanshuzi,

wocengjingyinweihaoqi,zaiwangshangsouguo。dangshi,sousuojieguoxianshi,zheigehaoma,

lishuyulushijituanqixiayige……zhuanmenfuzechuligaoduankehuyinsishiwudemimibumen。erlushiyan,

zhengshilushijituandechuangshirenhe……weiyide,shenlongjianshoubujianweide,zhangkongzhe。

yigedadande、huangmiude、queyoutamadeheqinghelidecaice,xiangyizhufengzhangdeduteng,

zaiwonaohaizhongxunsumanyankailai。woneigeliaolejigeyue,

beiwodangcheng“zhixinyeye”he“qingxulajitong”de“lujiaoshou”,

gaibuhui……jiushiwoneigegaogaozaishang、yaobukeji、shenxianyibancunzaide……dingliuouxiang,lushiyanba?!

zheigeniantouyimaochulai,wozhenggerendouxiangshibeileipileyiyang,waijiaolinen,hunfeiposan。

wo……wowowo……wojingran……yongyitiaoqiutouweixiaodangaode“shesi”duanxin,saoraole……lushiyan?!

wohai……wohaibatadangchenglaonianren,jitafaleneimeduo……tudediaozhadebiaoqingbao?!

wohai……wohaigentabaoyuanzhoubapi,tucaojiafang,fenxiangwoneixiejimaosuanpideposhier?!

wo……wojianzhijiushige……buzhisihuode**!yigeziyiweishideerbaiwu!yigezuigaiwansidenaocanfen!

woyanqianyihei,chadiandangchanghunsiguoqu。(wu)neigejingtiandongdidecaice,xiangyigenyuci,

henhenkazaiwohoulongli,bushangbuxia,chadianbawohuohuobiesi。jiexialaidejitian,

wozhenggerendouxiangshibeichoudiaolejinguderuanjiaoxia,ganshenmedoutibuqijinger。wobuganzaijilujiaoshou……ebu,

shilushiyan……faxiaoxile。woshenzhilianshoujidoubuganduokanyiyan,shengpatalaorenjiaturanxinxuelaichao,

jiwofatiaoduanxin,wenwojintiandexiaodangaoshishenmekouwei。wokaishifengkuangdinaobugezhong“shesi”dehuamian。

lushiyanneizhangzaicaijingzazhishanglengruobingshuang、jurenyuqianlizhiwaidejunlian,

hewoneixiechongmanleyanwenziheyingyingyingdeliaotianjilu,xingchengleqiangliede、lingrenburenzhishideduibi。

tahuibuhuijuedewoshige……qingfu**、buzhilianchidenvliumang?

tahuibuhuijuedewoshige……chuxinjilv、xiangyaopanlongfufengdebaijinnv?tahuibuhui……yijingbawolaheile?

huozhe,gengzaode,tahuibuhuidongyongtaneitongtiandeshouduan,rangwoqiaoanan,zaizheigexingyeli,chedihunbuxiaqu?

yuexiang,woxinliyueshifamao,yueshihoupa。guimimitingwanwode“jingtiandafaxian”,yeshibantianmeishuochuhualai。

zuihou,taxiaoxinyiyidiwenwo:“anan,ni……niquedingma?buhuishi……nixiangduoleba?”“woxiangduo?

”wokuxiaoyisheng,jiangneixie“qiaohe”dezhengju,yitiaotiaobaizaitamianqian,“nizijikan,zhei……zheitamade,

chulelushiyanneigehuoyanwang,hainengyoushei?!”guimimikanzheneixieliaotianjiluhezhuanfangjietu,lianshangdebiaoqing,

yecongzuichudenanyizhixin,zhujianbianchengle……yizhonghunhezhetongqinghexingzailehuodeguguaishense。“anan,

”tapailepaiwodejianbang,yuqichentongdexiangshizaicanjiawodezhuidaohui,“jieaishunbian。

xiabeizi……tougehaotai,biezaizheimeshoucanle。”“gundan!”womeihaoqidibailetayiyan,

“xianzaishishuofenglianghuadeshihouma?nikuaibangwoxiangxiang,wogaizenmebana?

woshibushiyinggai……zhudonggentatanbai,fujingqingzui?haishi……gancuizhuangsidaodi,

qidaotalaorenjiaguirenduowangshi,zaodianbawozheigexiaoxiamijiwangle?”guimimimozhexiaba,chenyinlebanshang,

ranhou,yilianyansudiduiwoshuo:“anan,yiwokan,zheishier……kedakexiao。”“shuorenhua!

”“wangxiaoleshuo,”guimimishenchuyigenshouzhitou,“nijiushigebuxiaoxinfacuoduanxindedaomeidan,

renjialudalaoriliwanji,shuobudingzaobaniwangdaozhuawaguoqule。nixianzaitiaochuqu,fanertixingleta,

zheibushizitouluowangma?”“wangdaleshuoni,”tayoushenchudiergenshouzhitou,“wanyi……woshishuowanyia,

renjialudalao,jiuhaonizheikou‘shadiaotutechan’ni?nixianzaiyaoshisongle,paole,

qibushi……gufulerenjiayipian‘xicai’zhixin?”“xinigedatougui!”wobeitaqidekuxiaobude,

“taneishixicaima?taneishi……xiangkanhouxi!”“neinijiuyanjitakanbei!”guimimiyipaidatui,

xingfendishuodao,“anan,nixiangxiang,zheikeshilushiyana!huode!nengchuanqide!hainenggenniliaotiandelushiyan!

duoshaonvrenzuomengdouxianggentacheshangdianguanxi,nidaohao,yitiaoduanxinjiuzhijiekongjiangdaotasirenshoujishangle!

zheishishenme?zheishitiancideyuanfena!nikeqianwanbunengsong!”“wo……”wobeitashuodeyouxiedongxin,

danyixiangdaolushiyanneizhanglengruobingshuangdelian,hezijineixie“shesi”deliaotianjilu,jiuyousonglehuiqu,

“ke……kewopaa!wanyita……”“meiyouwanyi!”guimimizhandingjietiedidaduanwo,“anan,

tingwode,jixugentaliao!jiudangshenmedoubuzhidao!baochinineifenduyiwuerde‘shadiao’bense!shuobuding,

liaozheliaozhe,jiubazheiweidalao,congshentanshangliaoxialai,liaochenglenide……qunxiazhichenni?

”wokanzheguimimineishuangshanshuozhebaguazhiguangdeyanjing,zhijuede……zheigeshijie,zhenshitaitamafengkuangle。

erwo,qiaoanan,yigepingpingwuqideshechushejishi,jingranyaozaiguimidesongyongxia,

qu“gonglve”yige……zhicunzaiyuchuanshuozhongde,shenxianyibanderenwu。zhei……zheijianzhijiushixianshibande,

《qiannvyouhun》a!zhibuguo,woshineigebuzhisihuodeningcaichen,erlushiyan,

zeshineige……gaolengjinyude,qiannianshuyao?peipeipei!woxiangshenmeni!

(liu)zaiguimimineitao“fuguixianzhongqiu,naxiadalaozhugaolou”dewailixieshuodeguhuoxia,wo,qiaoanan,

yigesongleershiduoniandezishenshekonghuanzhe,jingranzhende……guqileneimeyisisiweibuzudaodeyongqi,

juedingjixuhelujiaoshou……ebu,shilushiyan,zheiweihuozaiyunduanshangdedalao,baochizheizhong……buganbuga,

buqingbuchu,suishidoukenengshesidangchangdewangliaoguanxi。dangran,biaomianshang,woyijiuzhuangzuoshenmedoubuzhidao,

yijiubatadangchengneigeyoudianguban、youdianluowu,danxindishanliang、leyuzhurende“lujiaoshou”。

woyijiuhuigentafenxiangwoneixiejimaosuanpiderichang,tucaowoneibilvhaijuedejiafang,