xinshengdaiwangwenxieshou“gouwabaozitou”daizheshumingwei《fengleba！niguanzheijiaochuishibing？》dedoushishenghuoxiaoshuohuiguidaodazhongshixian，benwenshiyibenyidoushishenghuoweibeijingdeshuangwen，weiraozhurengongqinyuanquandongyoushenbiandechuanqijinglizhankai，juqinggenggai：wanggangfushouerli，mianseyijiuyansu，danyanshenshenchuquelveguoyisimanyi。zheixiaozi，queshishigebao。tinengshichaledian，danzheishoujuehuo，dingdeshangbangechuishiban！…………
wuhoudeyangguangtouguohuofanggaochuang，xiexiedazaizaotaiqiandedimianshang，kongqizhongmimanzhedandandefancaiyuweihexiaodushuideweidao。
erliandewufanshijianzaoyijieshu，zhanshimenhuowuxiuhuokaishilexiawudexunlian，chuishibanqueyinglailexinyilundemangliu——beicai。
wangchangzheigeshijian，yinggaishilaobinglitianliangdaizhejigebingdinglingdanglangdichulitudou、luobu、baicai，quandongyououerdabashou，dangengduoshihoushimoyanggong。
jintian，qifenjieranbutong。
suoyouxuyaodongdaodehuoji，jihudouduizaileqinyuanmianqiandeanbanshang。
bushiqifuxinbing，ershi……zheijiahuodedaogong，shizaishitaitmshangxinyuemu，xiaolvtaigaole！
shangwuneipanculiutudousidailaidezhenhanhaimeiwanquanxiaosan，xianzai，kanzheqinyuanshoulineibaputongdecaidaoshangxiafanfei，jianzhixiangshizaikanyichangbiaoyan。
“唰唰唰——”
yikeshuodadedonggua，zaitashouzhongwenwendangdang，daofengguochu，houshideguapiyingshengerluo，luchucuilvdeneirang。
jiezhe，daoguanglianshan，dongguabeixunsufenjiechengjunyundekuai、tiao，zuihoushiboruchanyidepian。meiyipiandehoubodoujingrendeyizhi，mafangdezhengzhengqiqi。
pangbian，yangguangdengyuanleyanjing，shoulizecongdedongzuodoumanlebanpai。
“guaiguai，qinyuan，nizheishouyi……buquwuxingjijiudiandangdachuzhenshiqucaile！”
caijianglinyetuiletuiyanjing，coujinlezixikan。
“zheisudu，zheijingdu……bijiqiqiededoubiaozhunba？banzhang，nikanzheidongguapian，dounengtouguangle！”
litianliangbaozhegebozhanzaiyibian，lianshangshiyanshibuzhudexinshang。tashilaochuishibingle，shenzhizheikansijiandandeqiepei，shizezuikaoyanjibengong。
qinyuanzheidaogong，bieshuoxinbingying，jiushifangdaolaobuduidechuishiban，neiyeshidingjiandecunzai。
wanggangfushouerli，mianseyijiuyansu，danyanshenshenchuquelveguoyisimanyi。zheixiaozi，queshishigebao。tinengshichaledian，danzheishoujuehuo，dingdeshangbangechuishiban！
zhiyouquandongyou，lianseyijiuyouxiefuza。tamomodixizheanban，yanjiaoyuguangquerenbuzhuyicicipiaoxiangqinyuan。
jidu？bufu？huoxudouyou，dangengduodeshiyizhongwuligan。zheichaju，taidale。
qinyuanduicihuangruoweiwen，tadezhuyiliwanquanjizhongzaishouzhongdedaoheyanqiandeshicaishang。
tudou、huluobu、qingjiao、yangcong……
butongdeshicai，butongdedaofa。
qiesi、qieding、qiepian、qiekuai、duorong……
tadedongzuoxingyunliushui，meiyousihaozhise。meiyiciluodaodoujingzhunwubi，meiyiciqiegedouqiadaohaochu。
gengzhongyaodeshi，tanaohailibuduanxiangqidetishiyin，jianzhishishijieshangzuimeimiaodeyinle。
【ding！shuliandutisheng！jichujingtongdaogong+1！】
【ding！shuliandutisheng！jichujingtongdaogong+1！】
【ding！chuliqingjiao，daogongjingyanweilianghuoqu，jichujingtongdaogong+1！】
【ding！shuliandutisheng！jichujingtongdaogong+1！】
……
shengyinmijiderutongyudabajiao。
congshangwudaoxianzai，zheitishiyinjiumeizenmetingguo。
tashenzhimeiqukeyizuoshenme，zhishianzhaochuishibandeyaoqiu，chulizheixiexiawuhewanshangyaoyongdaodeshicai。
jieguojiushi，tade【jichujingtongdaogong】jinengdengji，xiangzuolehuojianyiyangwangshangcuan！
dengdaozuihouyigenhuluobubeitaqingsongqiechengjunyundexisi，mafangzaipanzilishi。
“banzhang，dounonghaole。”qinyuanbaogaodao。
wanggangzoushangqian，muguangsaoguoneixiechulihaodeshicai，yanzhongshanguoyisizanxu。
“ng，henhao。”tadianlediantou，“sudukuai，zhilianggao。”
yangguangzashedao：“qinyuan，nizheiyigeren，dingwomensazhongtoudehuoerle！”
litianliangyexiaodao：“shia，yihouzanmenchuishibandebeicaixiaolv，yaoshangyigedataijiele。”
quandongyoumomodikanzhe，meishuohua，zhishixianbandedongzuogengkuailexie。
yemujianglin，chuishibanjieshuleyitiandegongzuo，zaotaicadezengliang，dimiantuodenengfanguang。
zhanshimendouquxishuzhunbeixiuxile，huofanglizhishengxiadengguangheguowanpiaopenanjingdeyingzi。
“qinyuan，niliuyixia。”wanggangdeshengyinxiangqi。
qinyuantingxiajiaobu，youxieyihuodikanxiangbanzhang。qitajirenyehaoqidiwangguolai。
“班长，啥事？”
wanggangzoudaoqinyuanmianqian，biaoqingbibaitiangengjiayansu。
“mingtianshangwudekaohe，jutigennishuoyixia。”
qinyuanlikezhanzhi，xiergongting。
“考核分三项。”
“diyi，daogong。”wanggangpieleyiyananbandefangxiang，“zheige，wokanniwentibuda。”
qinyuanxinzhongleran，zheisuanshitiqianrenkele。
“dier，sudu。”wanggangshenchushouzhi，“yigexiaoshi，badaocai。hunsudapei，lengrejieke，nizijijuedingcaidan，danbixushichangjiandejiachangcaishi，fuhebuduihuoshibiaozhun。”
一个小时，八道菜！
yangguanghecaijianglintingdeananzashe。zheiyaoqiukebudi！pingshitamenzuodaguofan，suiranliangda，danzhongleibuhuizheimeduo，erqieshijianxiangduikuanyu。
zheizhongdanrendanzao，duanshijianduocaipindekaohe，feichangkaoyanchushidetongchounenglihejibengong。
litianliangdaoshiruoyousuosididiandiantou，zheiqueshishikaoheyigechushizonghenenglidebiaozhunfangshi。
“disan，weidao。”wanggangdeyuqijiazhonglejifen，“guangkuaimeiyong，caideweidaobixuguoguan。yaodadaoshenzhichaoguonijintianzhongwuneipanculiutudousideshuizhun。”
“sudu、weidao，liangzhejianbei，caisuanhege。”
wanggangkanzheqinyuandeyanjing。
“有没有问题？”
qinyuanshenxiyikouqi，yanshenmingliangerjianding。
badaocai？jiachangcai？zheijianzhishisongfenti，bu，songhaogandudejihuia！
“baogaobanzhang！meiyouwenti！”
“hao。”wanggangdiandiantou，“xuyaoshenmeteshushicai，tiqiangentianliangshuo，nengzhunbeidejinliangjinizhunbei。”
“是！”
“xingle，huiquxiuxiba。”wangganghuihuishou，“yangzujingshen，mingtianhaohaobiaoxian。”
“shi！banzhangzaijian！liangge、guangge、caige、dongyou，zaijian！”qinyuanjinglegeli，zhuanshenlikailehuofang。
kanzheqinyuanxiaoshidebeiying，yangguangrenbuzhushuodao：“banzhang，zheiyaoqiushibushiyoudiangaole？yigexiaoshibadaocai，haiyaobaozhengweidao……”
wanggangdandandao：“bugao，zenmekanchuzhenbenshi？”
litianliangyekaikoudao：“banzhangshuodedui。zheixiaozidedaogongheweijuetianfubaizaineili，jiukantadehuohouzhangkongheyingbiannenglile。nengtongguozheigekaohe，caisuanzhenzhengnengzaizanmenerlianzaotaizhanwenjiaogen。”
caijianglinfulefuyanjing：“wodaoshitingqidaide，buzhidaotamingtianhuizuoshenmecai。”
quandongyoushoushihaozuihoudedongxi，momodiguanshangledeng。mingtian……zheixiaozi，zhendenengxingma？
diertianshangwu，jiudianzheng。
chuishibanderichanggongzuozanshigaoyiduanluo，suoyourendemuguangdoujujiaozaihuofangzhongyangneiliangkouxianzhidedanzaoshang。
qinyuanchuanzheganjingdezuoxunfu，xizheweiqun，zhanzaizaotaiqian。
tademianqian，gezhongshicaiyijingxijing、qiepeiwanbi，fenmenbieleidimafangzaiyigegebuxiugangpenli，linlangmanmu，zhengqihuayi。
zuotianxiawutaneikongbudebeicaixiaolv，yijingrangzhongrenyoulexinlizhunbei，dancikeqinyankandaozheizhenzhang，haishirenbuzhujingtan。
wanggang、litianliang、yangguang、caijianglin、quandongyou，chuishibanquantichengyuan，douzhanzaiyipang，chongdangkaoguanheguanzhong。
wanggangkanleyiyanshoubiao，chenshengdao：“jishikaishi！”
huayingangluo，qinyuandongle！
tameiyousihaoyouyu，shuangshouqichu，rutongqidonglejingmidechengxu。
zuoshoudianranzuobianzaotaidehuo，youshouningkaiyoubianzaotaidefamen，youlandehuomiaoshunjiancuanqi。
热锅！倒油！
lianggezaotai，tongshijinxing！
suoyourentongkongdoushiyisuo！
yixineryong？！haiyaotongshichaoliangdaobutongdecai？！
这……
zhijianqinyuanzuoshouzhuaqiyibacongjiangsuanmo，saruzuobianshaoredeyouguozhong，cilayisheng，xiangqishunjianbaokai！jinjiezhe，daoruqiehaoderousi，kuaisuhuachao。
yucitongshi，tadeyoushouyemeixianzhe！youbiandeyouguowendushaodi，tadaorudasandejidanye，shouwanqingqinghuangdong，tanchengyizhangjinhuangdedanpi，xunsushengchu，dongzuoganjingliluo。
jinjiezhe，youguozaicidaoyou，xiarufanqiekuaifanchaochusha。
zuoguorousibianse，likejiaruqingjiaosi、muersi，dahuobaochao，dianshao、diaowei，dongzuokuairushandian！
youguofanqiechaolan，jiaruqingshui，fangruqiehaodedanpisihezicai，kaishizhutang。
“咕嘟咕嘟……”
“cila——pipa——”
liangkouguo，liangzhongjieranbutongdeshengxiang，zaihuofangneijiaozhi。
qinyuandeshenyingzailiangkouzaotaijiankuaisuyidong，quesihaobuxianhuangluan。tadeyanshenzhuanzhu，dongzuojingzhun，fangfoyigezhihuijiazaizhihuiyichangguowanpiaopendejiaoxiangle。
jialiao、fanchao、gouqian、dianshao……meiyigebuzhoudouxianjiedetianyiwufeng。
buguoduanduanjifenzhong，zuoguodeqingjiaorousiyijingxiangqisiyi，guoqishizu。
起锅！装盘！
yipansezexianliang、xiangqipubideqingjiaochaorousilvxianwancheng！
jihushitongshi，youguodefanqiezicaidanhuatangyefangunzhenongyudexiangqi，sashangconghua，shengrutangwan。
liangdaocai，jihutongshiwancheng！
yangguangkandezuibadouhebulongle：“**……zheisudu……haishirenma？”
caijianglinjingpianhoudeyanjingdengdeliuyuan：“taikuaile！erqieliangbianhuohouzhangwodedouzheimehao！”
litianliangyanshenningzhong，xinzhongzhenhan。zheixiaoziduihuohoudelijie，duishijiandebakong，yijingyuanchaotadeyuliao！zheinalixianggexinbing，fenmingshigejingyanlaodaodedachu！
quandongyoumomokanzhe，quantoubuzijuediwojinle。zheijiahuo……zhendeqiangdelipu！
qinyuanmeiyoutingxie，xunsuqinglileyixiazuobiandechaoguo，zaicireguodaoyou，kaishilexiayidaocaide**——mapodoufu。
eryoubiandeguo，zekaishichaozhiyidaoqingshuangdesuanrongxilanhua。
yijiushiliangguobingxing，yijiushikuaiderangrenyanhualiaoluandecaozuo。
时间一分一秒过去。
zaotaishangdehuoguangyingzhaozheqinyuanzhuanzhudelianpang，hanshuishunzhetadeejiaohualuo，dantafangfohaowusuojue。
gongbaojiding、yuxiangqiezi、shousibaocai、hongshaopaigu……
yidaoyouyidaoxiangqigeyi、sezeyourendecaiyao，rutongbianmoshuban，congtashouzhongdansheng，beizhengqidibaifangzaipangbiandezhangtiaozhuoshang。
zhenggehuofang，beinongyudecaixiangchediyanmei。
neixiangwei，badao，youren，yicengdiezheyiceng，gouderenduzilichanchongfanjiangdaohai。
不到五十分钟。
dangzuihouyidaohongshaopaigubeiwenwendangdangdifangzaizhuozishangshi，qinyuanguandiaoleliangbiandezaohuo，yongmaojincalecahan。
八道菜。
qingjiaorousi、mapodoufu、gongbaojiding、yuxiangqiezi、shousibaocai、suanrongxilanhua、hongshaopaigu，waijiayifenfanqiezicaidanhuatang。
zhengzhengqiqi，baimanleyizhuo。
meiyidaocaidoureqitengteng，sezexianliang，xiangqipubi。
hongdeyouren，lvdeqingxin，jiangsenongyu，tangzhiqingliang……guangshikanzhe，jiurangrenshizhidadong。
wanggangxiayishidikanleyiyanshoubiao。
五十分钟不到。
taxinzhongxianqijingtaohailang。zheisudu……jianzhifeiyisuosi！erqie，zheimaixiang，zheixiangwei……
chuishibandeqitajiren，yequandoukandaile。
tamenweizaizhuozipang，muguangzhuozhuodidingzheneibadaocai，houjierenbuzhushangxiagundong。
zheinalishibuduishitangdehuoshi？
zheifenmingshiwaimiandafandiancainengyoudeshuizhun！shenzhi……youyouguozhi！
zheipumianerlaidexiangqi，zheijingzhiyourendemaixiang……
kaohededisanxiang——weidao，haiyongchangma？
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